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Smug Celebrity Gwyneth Paltrow Exits Kabbalah "Centre" With Slight Smirk

drunkashell — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 07:10:22 EST

Ha Ha Unpopular. Thanks for the laugh in the middle of the fucking night when I'm pissed off about my never-to-be-ex husband. On another note, he looks entirely fuckable.

drunkashell

Smug Celebrity Gwyneth Paltrow Exits Kabbalah "Centre" With Slight Smirk

jennmerr — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:25:03 EST

I know everyone hates her, but I can't help but love her. she's so pretty. does that make me superficial?

jennmerr

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squidproquo — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:42:01 EST

@hatepaperdoll: I'm getting a Rasputin/Alexandra Fyodorovna vibe, so you might be on to something.

What secrets lurk behind his salt-and pepper crustache?

squidproquo

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SidheDragon — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:58:27 EST

Who da man? He's hot.

SidheDragon

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Jazibel — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:21:26 EST

Thanks for all this entertaining commentary! This inspired elucidation on Gwyneth obviously means either her "celebrity" religion is her surrogate personality or better still, she has discerning taste in bags.

Jazibel

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shunguy007 — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:50:44 EST

Blythe Danner is cool; Gwyneth Paltrow is unbearable.

shunguy007

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lonewolfer — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:59:29 EST

Sorry for the double post: The show is with Batali, Paltrow and Mark Bittman, not Bourdain.

lonewolfer

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lonewolfer — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:57:08 EST

@myrtlebeachbum: Because I'm weird, I totally remember this recipe and this is it:
[www.oprah.com]
I've made it more than once and it's actually quite good (if you like fish. And miso). I always add some crushed ginger, tho.

lonewolfer

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Rooo sez BISH PLZ — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:55:51 EST

@brendastarlet: Reality show with Gwynnie and Disdain Bourdain.

Can't. Wait.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

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brianstorm — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:53:21 EST

@goodcheapfun: she's looking for a career as an actress.

brianstorm

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goodcheapfun — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:17:26 EST

That's not a smirk that's a stifled cry. This woman's searching hard for something. My suggestion is go to a reputable doctor and get some real treatment (for whatever it is that requires natural medicinals for a recent emergency room visit). A psychiatrist might also be a good idea.

goodcheapfun

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telegramsam — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:16 EST

I know someone who dated her! She went to his family's beach house for the weekend and didn't help mom with the dishes. Hmph.

telegramsam

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demordie — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 19:28:08 EST

@ItchykooParker: she has said some superior-sounding shit and often wears a bored smirk... and she was raised a rich white girl, which doesn't help

demordie

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demordie — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 19:26:33 EST

brainwashed bitch

demordie

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unpopular — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:54:14 EST

I ate macrobiotic for almost a year, and didn't drop a fucking pound off my fat ass.

You can take your sanctimonious brown rice and shove it. I'm eating cookies and getting drunk.

unpopular

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The One — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:54:01 EST

@LaComtesse: And you're also supposed to be a married man, and at least 40 years old.

The One

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sexydecoy — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:43:14 EST

She is soooo pregnant.

sexydecoy

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etubrute — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:21:55 EST

why all the hate? have you heard the BS that constantly spews out of her pretentious mouth? just off the top of my head: about a year a go she was quoted saying the English were more intelligent b/c they talk about reall things at dinner parties in London. Everything about her makes me want to SCREAMMMMM!

etubrute

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ItchykooParker — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:34:49 EST

@incurable paranoiac: Why all the Gwenyth Paltrow hate? I ask, mildly curious. She doesn't seem to foist anything horrible on anybody. She seems to really raise people's ire for some reason.
Why?

ItchykooParker

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BowlingForDollars — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:15:31 EST

@BringBackTheBustle: um, if I'm 5'8" standing next to Gywneth and she's got on Nikes, my guess is that she is 5'10" before heels.

@Kai1984: Maybe Gywn's shrunk? I saw her a few years ago when she was with Luke Wilson. They both had obviously just rolled outta bed. But I know she was a good two inches taller than me, if not more.

BowlingForDollars

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Snicklefritz — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:56:27 EST

href="#c3987833">BringBackTheBustle: "Y'all have 7 jew bankers that control the world's money supply, and they have a bunker about a mile into the earth's core."

Snicklefritz

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feathernotdot — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:55:12 EST

@hatepaperdoll: @zivah: It's gotta be those pants. Those are some very wide-legged pants. Plus you know he's got something hiding under that coat.

feathernotdot

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NoYouAre — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:55:09 EST

I hate her so, so much. And what is he, her sherpa?

NoYouAre

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LaComtesse — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:50:49 EST

@artfulslinger: I'm not saying it's not genuine, but it's like saying "I enjoy jogging, so I think, tomorrow, I'm going to run a full marathon and win." The whole point of Kabbalah is that you can't just dive into it.

@Snicklefritz: That's the way it works according to people who will sit shiva for a kid that marries outside of the faith, or never consider you "really Jewish" even if you convert. You're Jewish if you're Jewish: no one can tell you if you are or aren't.

LaComtesse

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zivah — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:49:14 EST

@hatepaperdoll: That's weird, I was totally getting a magician vibe from him, too. I was immediately convinced that he was doing something "magic" or "spirtual" for our girl there.

Or, maybe he's just stickin' it it. Who knows.

zivah

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BringBackTheBustle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:48:35 EST

@Snicklefritz:
Right back at you. He slays me, especially since I was also raised in the South.
"I know y'alls people killed Jesus..."

BringBackTheBustle

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Intern Kevin — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:46:55 EST

That dude TOTALLY has on some M.C. pants.

Stop! Hammah time!

Intern Kevin

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Snicklefritz — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:46:14 EST

@BringBackTheBustle: YES! You sooo get me. That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard! Love me some David Cross!!

Hugs to you :)

Snicklefritz

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BringBackTheBustle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:43:50 EST

@Snicklefritz:
Heh. "Do y'all's people eat oatmeal?"

BringBackTheBustle

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cinemaddict — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:43:29 EST

@Snicklefritz: Was that a "Shut Up, You Fucking Baby!" reference?

cinemaddict

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cinemaddict — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:41:55 EST

@LaComtesse: We're all entitled to return the divine sparks back to their maker.

cinemaddict

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Snicklefritz — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:40:42 EST

If her mom's vagina is not Jewish, then Gwinney is not Jewish. That's how that works.

That is all.

Snicklefritz

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ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:40:20 EST

@LaComtesse: No I know, but it isn't the same as Madonna or Demi Moore using it for celebrity.

I think she turned to it after her father's death. I know everyone hates her, but I don't believe that she is the kind of celeb who is calling the paps up to take the pic of her walking out, making a stop there a bit more genuine feeling.

ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE

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FashionShowAtLunch — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:38:13 EST

@BringBackTheBustle: No, no. I hear you. I'm a vegetarian, sometime vegan, and I would NEVER eat raw on a regular basis. But I was really pleasantly surprised at this restaurant. Also, you can heat things to a certain temperature and they can still be technically raw. I know some raw foodies that seriously only eat salads and shit. But if you do it right, you can eat raw food and not really realize that it's raw. They have this beet "ravioli" stuffed with squash and covered in a cashew cream sauce. Heavenly.

FashionShowAtLunch

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pureblarney — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:37:26 EST

This chick is cold as ice... I comfort myself by knowing that her type will be the first to go in the event of Armageddon.

pureblarney

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ciaomanhattan — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:36:56 EST

As I sip my Grape Kombucha, I can't help but like Gwyneth. Anyone who likes Organic Ave. can't be all bad. . . Or am I being brainwashed via raw food?

ciaomanhattan

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brendastarlet is on it — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:36:15 EST

Anthony Bordain? I thought she was doing that TV show with Mario Batali.

brendastarlet is on it

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NefariousNewt — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:36:03 EST

@the memorexe: Miss Dolly Dimple, seen with escort. Film at 11.

NefariousNewt

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TWSS — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:34:59 EST

@SharonTaint: Dude. Macrobiotic diet. Doesn't that explain it all?

TWSS

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kai1984 — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:32:58 EST

@bowlingfordollars: Funny, I usually find the "Tall" girls are usually about 5'7-5'8//absolutely exaggerate their height...
I stood right next to Cameron and was surprised that she was about 2 inches shorter than me. Also, Famke, Helena, Christy--all shorter than expected.

kai1984

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AbbyNormal — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:32:47 EST

@katekate: Hee! Me, too, actually. Prolly why I ain't as dour as Gwynnie. I'm bloated with happiness, which, according to an earlier post, means I must be real messy, too.
@incurable paranoiac: Blythe Danner is awesome!

AbbyNormal

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LaComtesse — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:32:34 EST

@AbbyNormal: The accent gives her hithertofore unimagined powers...

Seriously though, the whole Kabbalah thing pisses me off as much as white people trying to co-opt American-Indian culture. It's like "you admire the aesthetic, but you have NO IDEA what this is. leave it alone."

LaComtesse

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BringBackTheBustle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:32:20 EST

@MissCricket:
But I'm also a vegan. Don't take 'cooked' from me, it's one of the few things I've got

BringBackTheBustle

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SharonTaint — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:30:30 EST

how does one become so utterly joyless?

SharonTaint

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FashionShowAtLunch — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:29:51 EST

@BringBackTheBustle: Ooh, sometimes raw food can be freaking incredible. You're a Bostonian, right? There's an amazing restaurant in Beverly. You wouldn't even know it's raw. I'm serious.

That said, she still sucks.

FashionShowAtLunch

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dirtyfez — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:29:41 EST

@ineffable.me: But... it's so pretty.

Not her, though. I actually loathe her. I just enjoy her taste in bags. And oddly, her taste in private security dudes or whoever that guy is escorting her. He looks interesting in a "may or may not have been involved with organized crime at one point" kind of way.

dirtyfez

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AbbyNormal — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:28:49 EST

@LaComtesse: Gar, I know!!! My siblings' dad is Jewish, and he just rankles when he hears that Madonna is some Kabbalah expert, and wrote her childrens books with the themes and lessons she learned studying it, blah blah blah. And Madonna totally acts like because she got into it awhile back (oh! like a handful of years), that she has the same credibility and informed exigesis as a rabbi. But with a British accent, of course.

AbbyNormal

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BringBackTheBustle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:28:43 EST

@bowlingfordollars:

Okay, so she's 5'10'' in heels, and dude is TOWERING over her!

BringBackTheBustle

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hatepaperdoll — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:28:17 EST

Is that guy with her a magician? I'm getting a magician vibe from him.

hatepaperdoll

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ineffable.me — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:26:41 EST

@mightymouth: you know...both? every "it bag" certainly is.

ineffable.me

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TheUptightMidwesterner — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:25:57 EST

Ya know, I MAY have mentioned this before..but
I.loathe.her.
I am all stabby now.... Bah

TheUptightMidwesterner

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LaComtesse — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:25:53 EST

@katekate: Naturally. What can poor people do for God?

@artfulslinger: You can be raised Jewish and never pick a Torah in your life. ALSO, Kabbalah is NOT for everyone in the Jewish community-- many people are never considered "ready" for it.

LaComtesse

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brookidy — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:25:36 EST

Gwyneth is carrying MY large bag to conceal all the kaballah water she just stole. Hence the self congratulatory smirk.

brookidy

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myrtlebeachbum — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:25:14 EST

@BringBackTheBustle: I know, I know! I think it was some kind of broiled fish. This must have been before she began chewing exclusively on roots and tree bark.

myrtlebeachbum

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mightymouth — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:24:51 EST

@ineffable.me: Hah!!!

mightymouth

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dirtyfez — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:24:48 EST

@ineffable.me: Everything in the world, or everything on her?

dirtyfez

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ineffable.me — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:24:40 EST

@artfulslinger: plus isnt her dad like a religious studies professor or something? ah no, im thinking about uma thurman.. uh. carry on

ineffable.me

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ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:23:21 EST

@LaComtesse: She was raised Jewish.

ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE

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hannahwilde — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:23:02 EST

That coat would make me a better and more spiritual person.

hannahwilde

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BowlingForDollars — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:22:13 EST

@BringBackTheBustle: I'm 5'8" and she was at least 2 inches taller than me when I stood next to her at Starbucks. She had on Nikes then.

BowlingForDollars

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incurable paranoiac — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:22:00 EST

i hate gwyneth paltrow, but i love her mother.

incurable paranoiac

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etvoila — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:21:48 EST

@artfulslinger: haha! perhaps geraldo's mustache-challenged older brother?

etvoila

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ineffable.me — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:21:32 EST

@dirtyfez: everything is over 1k

ineffable.me

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katekate is squared — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:21:09 EST

@AbbyNormal: Personally, I'm on a microbiotic diet. Straight up E.Coli for me, and let me tell you, it does WONDERS for your figure.

katekate is squared

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DorothyZbornak — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:20:23 EST

@ineffable.me: LOL!
Man, if it's trendy she'll get on it, won't she? Kaballah, microbiotic diet, I'm just waiting on her to adopt an African baby. That will complete her ridiculous celebrity trifecta.

DorothyZbornak

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AbbyNormal — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:20:13 EST

@ineffable.me: Must be all that macrobiotic food and Gwyneth's total lack of humor talking its toll.

AbbyNormal

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BringBackTheBustle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:20:02 EST

@myrtlebeachbum:
Pray tell, what was it?

Are there recipes for raw food? Step 1, peel a carrot. Step 2, eat it joylessly.

BringBackTheBustle

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Archetype — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:19:59 EST

@stacyinbean: I need it too.

I love her.

Archetype

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FashionShowAtLunch — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:19:47 EST

@myrtlebeachbum: ha! What was the recipe?

FashionShowAtLunch

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dirtyfez — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:19:45 EST

The handbag is Balenciaga, FYI, and it is mind-numbingly gorgeous in person. And also over $1k, but hey. Pretty!

In other news, I may have a handbag addiction problem.

dirtyfez

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FashionShowAtLunch — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:19:29 EST

@brookidy: @stacyinbean: No, no. You're both wrong. That bag is clearly destined for me. Silly girls.

FashionShowAtLunch

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katekate is squared — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:19:14 EST

@LaComtesse: but God loves people who have lots of money more... right?

katekate is squared

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sybann — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:19:13 EST

looks like Mom...

sybann

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myrtlebeachbum — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:19:01 EST

I fell in love with Oprah again when Gwyneth shared a recipe on the show and O said it was for shit.

myrtlebeachbum

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katekate is squared — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:18:13 EST

@brookidy: It clearly clashes with the red string bracelet. Blasphemy!

katekate is squared

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LaComtesse — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:17:46 EST

Oh for frig's sake your friggen celebrities. You CANNOT study REAL Kabbalah unless you've studied Torah and Talmud for YEARS and YEARS... IN HEBREW.

Grrrr...

LaComtesse

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vanishingirl — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:17:44 EST

@stacyinbean: see I could never carry something like that around all the time-I'd be crippled! It's gotta way 50 lbs!

vanishingirl

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brookidy — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:17:24 EST

That is a large and beautiful handbag. Your lord wants you to give it to me.

brookidy

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doolittle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:17:21 EST

at least it's not Scientology. . . yet. And yes, that bag is awesome.

doolittle

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stacyinbean — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:16:43 EST

I need that bag.

stacyinbean

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BringBackTheBustle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:16:12 EST

Are giant men the new accessory for making tall girls feel petite? She's gotta be at least 5'9''.

BringBackTheBustle

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Pinkosaurus — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:16:08 EST

I hope she's giggling, like that Madonna is such a sucka.

Pinkosaurus

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the memorexe — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:15:46 EST

She was escorted out, nicely.

the memorexe

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BiscuitDoughJones — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:15:24 EST

I want to tackle her, snatch her wallet from her purse and go buy her some donuts and Popeye's with her own credit card. Then I will sit on her until she eats it all and becomes jolly.
Then she will give me her awesome coat as a thank you present.
No Gwennie, thank YOU!

BiscuitDoughJones

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mulva — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:14:48 EST

she bugs...but i love that bag!

mulva

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ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:14:45 EST

@etvoila: Geraldo!

ArtfulSlingerBARACKED THE VOTE

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etvoila — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:14:22 EST

who's her escort? he's intriguing.

etvoila

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emily.jayne — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:14:11 EST

@ineffable.me: I was going to ask who that dude is, but then I read your comment and just cracked the hell up instead.

How spiritual looking they are.

emily.jayne

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langtry — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:13:59 EST

@ineffable.me: Living with Gwynnie can do that to you!

langtry

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ineffable.me — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:13:23 EST

Man, time has not been kind on Chris Martin...

ineffable.me