<![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Also, I despise Eva Longoria. I admit it's completely irrational and evil, but, so it goes. The day her husband inevitably ditches her for a French girl his own age who doesn't need 2 inches of pancake makeup to leave the house and doesn't try to emulate posh spice in all aspects of her life will be a fine day indeed.

That_little_attention_whore

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @SarahMC: you can't make an argument based on logic and reason to someone who adheres to a set of arbitrary illogical rules, like the self-proclaimed pro-lifers who favor the death penalty. it's like they've had all the cognitive dissonance beaten out of them. May as well hit your head against a wall.

That_little_attention_whore

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> This woman does nothing at all for me. That is all.

drunkashell

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Fur, leather, and fucking electric purple. *Shudders*

pesematology

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> sweet jesus.

the worst, the absolute worst.

its not okay to walk around like a technicolor jackie o when you've got zero class.

gootah

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @thetokenblack: Totally. Stabby is over, over, over.

Smackdown

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> why...why so much purple. have we not learned the rules of accessorizing?

aquadisiacinlove

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> it takes a real special person to eff up a purse that beautiful. i feel sea sick. and i'm not on a boat.

mezzosop

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> I call a "STABBY" moratoriaum. The phrase reeks Honky.

thetokenblack

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @badmutha: Heh. Where did you prep?

I read in the Daily (Hate) Mail the other day about how she felt inferior growing up 'cause she was teased 'cause she was the "darkest" in her family of blondes.

Sounds like colorism to me, 'cause if she wore colors like this, I would tease her too.

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: Kirsten Dunst always was my favorite crayon.

alecksander

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @ilovejohnnythunders: Would like to stab. A lot.

ThePanther

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> God loves the Color Purple but not that damn much.

ThePanther

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> FAIL.

narymary

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> huh. what does stabby mean.
the bag looks cheap

ilovejohnnythunders

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @ineffable.me: HAhahaha.

I swear everyone tries to be Posh now. And they fail.

The HZA.

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> There is something very primal inside me that absolutely hates this wretched bitch. I may be able to excuse the fact that she looks like a rodent if she had some discernable talent and didn't suck so much as a human being. Dead animals as clothing? Really? And did anyone mention that she was recently quoted saying that she was the ugliest of her sisters growing up because she had the darkest hair and skin color?

alexysstylor

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @habibi: Humans do not have souls either. I do not care what species an animal is - be it a human or a fox; I care whether the animal is sentinent and able to feel pain & fear.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @cautionarywhale: not a birkin! its a mulberry bag

couldbebopeep

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @habibi: She's not wearing it for warmth, she's wearing it for the photo op.
You're probably "prolife" right up to the moment of birth, right?

Xylo

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @blackbirdfly: Hahaha! "I'll take four pair, please; purple, kelly green, goldenrod and hot pink!"

Xylo

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @SarahMC: I find it to be ironic that you care so much about animals and don't care about the lives of innocent children. Animals do not have a soul and we need to keep warm and want to look nice so why not wear fur? Do you wear leather? Do you eat meat?

habibi

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> I know hers is not vintage, but I find nothing wrong with owning second-hand fur. I own a sable scarf from the 60s and kind of enjoy the murderous looks I get from people. I'm fucked up like that.

trikitixa

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @habibi: It's so ironic that someone who rails against the "murder" that is abortion (i.e. killing zygotes) sees nothing wrong with torturing SENTINENT, feeling animals for their fur, a luxury item worn by the wealthy.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Don't tell me there is a remake of "Married to the Mob" on the horizon...

weetiny

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @hamburgerhotdog: Bravo! That was an INCREDIBLE Sweet Valley Middle School reference. Well done, sir/ma'am.

sandbox

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> What's so bad about fur? Looks good, feels good and we all deserve something luxurious, no?

habibi

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> here's what I don't get about fur, 98% of the time it's UGLY. I've seen maybe two or three fur pieces I'd bring within feet of me, and even then it just grosses me out.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> I could ignore the technicolor ensemble if I didn't have to think about how many animals died for that coat.

CreoleSugar

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> OMG! When and why is this fur trend so rampant?? Are these people that cold and heartless? Oh, duh...that's right, I live in reality, these people live in "pretend time". It doesn't matter what I previously think about a person...if I see them in fur, they can die, die and go to hell! [channeling Mr. Garrison]

Snicklefritz

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @habibi: Why are you even in here?

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @Leiakat: *Snort, snurkle*
I want to attach her to a color wheel and spin it SO BAD right now.

ArtBitch

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> That coat is UGLY. I like the color of the dress, but that bag (and the coat, incidentally) clashes. And the bag is UGLY.

little stripes

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @stacyinbean: What is more I got it in the sale!

cricketchicka

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @cricketchicka: I am insanely jealous and also quite proud you have not gone the matchy matchy route!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @stacyinbean: I have it in leopard, but to date I have managed not to dress myself in a leopard dress, shoes, and coat as well.

cricketchicka

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @hamburgerhotdog: Excellent
@Leiakat: Hee hee, this made me LOL.

DebbieDoesDamage

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> she's top-to-bottom shiny and bright, starting w/her teeth.

etvoila

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @habibi: Really? *sigh* Please go away now. You make me as stabby as Mrs. L-P here.

FashionShowAtLunch

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Technicolor yawn in 3, 2, 1 . . .

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @cricketchicka: Good eye! You are indeed correct! I guess I feel better that something in such an awful color was only $1200, not $12,000.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @goldengirl11: Maybe that's why she got the bag in patent.

cricketchicka

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> That bag is definitely nouveau riche purple. Probably also comes in parvenu pink.

M.Wyeth

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Ten grand! Can we lose the shirt?

NoYouAre

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> ::Launches tomato::

goldengirl11

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> That bag is the ugliest 10 grand I've ever seen.

GeorgeFayne

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Can we lose the fur? Can we lose the girl, too? Can we just have the bag? Work with me, here, people.

NoYouAre

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> I'm pretty sure that's a Mulberry Bayswater, not a Birkin. And right now there's a Mulberry brand manager somewhere with their head in their hands.

cricketchicka

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @stacyinbean: ah yes. dlisted. though it has been recommended ive never been. i am going to check it out now.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Boy, they were not lying over at Pantone. This is what, the third time this week someone is wearing that color?

Smackdown

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> 3 different shades of purple!!!

thats not matching!

Terrordactyl

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @habibi: Notwithstanding the ethical and ecological issues behind the fur, it's just plain FUGLY.

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @AbbyNormal: Yes, or, I think, "beloved."

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @AbbyNormal: It's typically used as 'friend'.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @ineffable.me: lol! damn, he writes the best celeb blog out there. He calls her Eva Longwhoria Parker as well and has a whole slew of other names for annoying celebs... Anyway, it's pretty much where I spend my internets time when I'm not here.

[www.dlisted.com]

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> quelle horreur! Mdme Parker c'est pas chouette.

amoureuse is a second class citizen

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @pishposhspice: May i ask what took you so long?

Hate.her.

And not just because of the coat.

However, the coat is making me homicidal and normally I mostly just want to slap her a lot.

hannah2007

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: Oh, I forgot about that comment. And doesn't that name mean "my heart" in arabic? Or "my love?" I know it's a term of affection. Which, considering their vitriol, kinds of rubs.

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Hey Eva, are you desperate for relevancy? advice: DON'T wear fur coats and Dynasty-era dresses and carry a purple Birkin.
Now go home and give Tony that blow job you promised, and don't even think of telling us all about it.

Bug a Martini

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @thatsrealbutter: HAHAHAAHAHA you seriously rule.

katekate is squared

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Thank god I have an appointment already booked with the optician tomorrow morning to check my eye prescription...

However that bloody woman will probably be there too since she has been in my line of vision everywhere I have looked this week. I feel like I'm being punished for something...

gherkinfiend

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @siren77: "Eva, I told you on Thursdays we wear POLO SHIRTS!"

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @stacyinbean: whos michael k?

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> yeah, this needs to end here.

sarahrose

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @ineffable.me: Michael K makes up the most amazing names. He needs to do a feature here!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @hamburgerhotdog: i prefer eva longwhoria parker

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> She just seems so fake to me. Like "Oh Paps here? Taking pictures of little ole me? Imagine that...." Gag.

Captain_Morgan

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @hamburgerhotdog: The SVH reference made my day.

siren77

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @abbycadabby: Funny.

LoveNoelG

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @thenwemadeout: Well, since worst comment of the day is taken can I go all buck wild and be like OMG fat tranny cankle whore slut?

It's not true, but, you know, someone's gotta pick up the slack.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> God, if you're gonna be all matchy-matchy, at least, MATCH.

katekate is squared

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @thenwemadeout: i think that's lame personally

just try ignore mode

i still stand behind the fur statement the ru486 thing

not at all

hypnotic

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: Glad I missed that. And I'd take a Birkin bag made of trash I like them so much, so yeah, I'm with you on the bag.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @thenwemadeout: I wish...it's been going on for a while.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @ItchykooParker: And I take back the part about less purple. If she wants to be technicolor, I say what the fuck. Feel free to go for it.

ItchykooParker

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: ahhh, thanks for the context. So, uh, can Jezebel like do some Gawker-style commenter executions up in this shizz or do we have to put up with everyone in the name of fairness?

thenwemadeout

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @PhoneticLorin: Found it! Apparently she used to just wear one purple at a time.

[www.youtube.com]

myrtlebeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Grimace?

thatsrealbutter

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @thenwemadeout: This is the same person who is saying on another thread that if a woman dies from an abortion, she had it coming. So, yeah. Totally fucked.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @homeslice: "Smile less please?" Ooooh, that's very sad. Maybe less purple, or especially less fur, but telling anybody to smile less? That's just wrong!

ItchykooParker

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @notaclevername: International Klein Blue is the shit.

MsDirector

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> perhaps it's the flash...how could they (her handlers) not realize she's clashing?

hypnotic

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> This "80's escort" ensemble is screaming for a date with Patrick Bateman.

theladyvanishes

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> It's not all of the shades of purple that bother me most, it's all of the textures.

Patent leather bag, satin shoes, fur coat, and gauzy dress?! Don't you have a stylist?

dearheart

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> *too* hard. geesh, must be time for coffee.

kikiGee

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @hypnotic: as is that hermes

but not on her

hypnotic

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @KidPresentable: Oh, wait, that's a Birkin bag? (See how much I know about these things? I'm, like, a total expert.) Never mind. I'll take a deep purple patent leather bag that isn't manufactured from crushed up diamonds or hundred dollar bills or whatever the hell they consist of.

@HoneyLush: Purple is awesome, despite the crimes this woman is perpetrating against it in all of its various shades. I heart my purple trench coat.

MsDirector

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @HoneyLush: Shh, i have a secret. They're on sale at J.Crew. But I got the last purple one in my size.

I'm trying really hard to ignore Eva because that is all WRONG. This, coming from the girl who wants to have an entire room in her CleverDreamHouse painted International Klein Blue.

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @thenwemadeout: cause it's fly

hypnotic

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Clash Spice.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> if she is so annoying, why do you insist on putting her up in snap judgement? just so we can hate on her? boring.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @BritneyCanadaWhore: How avant-garde!

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> But it's so cold here! Why wouldn't you wear tights???

sidneyprescott

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @Twilly: I think even Jesus would be put off.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Dudes, it's clearly one of those new blue-screen dresses that let's her project different images onto herself! Look guys, I'm wearing the Great Wall of China!

BritneyCanadaWhore

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> is she going to a meeting of the Unicorn Club? Lila will not approve of this get-up.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @missbehave: yeah, eva is not even matching! and if youre not going to match then you have to make sure your colors really dont match so you dont look like a tard!

@stacyinbean: how right you are

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @notaclevername:

I saw girl with one once and I totally coveted it, it was amazing. I used to never really wear a lot of it either but suddently this past fall season I guess with all of the jewel tones me and purple started a love affair.

HoneyLush

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> FUR? OK. I hate her. I used to just dislike her, but this woman sucks.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> And sorry--I like the ridiculous bag. But a Birkin could be any color in the world and I would love it.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> She needs to get over that open-mouth facial expression.

emandem

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @habibi: STFU!!!! You're kidding, right?

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Every time I see her I can't help but think she's just trying waaaaaay to hard to look sophisticated. And I still don't understand why anyone pays attention to her at all.

kikiGee

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> That patent leather purple Birkin (I hate myself for knowing it's a Birkin) is radioactive. Aaaaaaaaah, it's neutralizing my corneas!

I don't know where she got the idea it was okay to go out in public like this.

cautionarywhale

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> No one makes me as stabby as her, and it has nothing to do with what she's wearing at any given time. It might have something to do with the predictably douchey and affected addition of her husband's last name to hers, though.

MGB

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @bigleggedwoman: I wouldn't trust her vag, ew.

vanishingirl

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> A fur coat and a patent leather Birkin bag. My eyes do not roll back that far.

Whitney's Black Best Friend

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Why is this woman always so matchy-matchy? Also, although I should be more disgusted by the dead-animal coat, those awful dye-able shoes makes me want to vomit.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @HoneyLush: I just bought a purple coat! But when it arrives, it will be the only purple in my closet.

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @ineffable.me: Hey now. She's at least a 4th or 5th rate Posh, and that's being nice. She's truly incomparable in my opinion.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @ineffable.me: True. Only Posh can pull off the matching magenta dress, shoes and birkin and that's just cause she's english and they like to wear hats to weddings.

missbheave (is not convinced)

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Vanishingirl, I'm the same way. I really dislike her, for no reason. I've seen about two episodes of Desperate Housewives, and that's it. But every picture I see of her, ugh. She's like the AntiSex. Like, when I see her, any sexual thoughts, drives, or urges I may have been having about anything immediately turn tail and run.

Scoithniamh

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @AbbyNormal: yeah what's up with her concealer these days? I do a better job than that in my dimly lit bathroom at the crack of dawn!

vanishingirl

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @habibi: You're kidding, right? How can fur ever be a good thing? It's not like we're living in Siberia and we have to use our animal hides to keep warm. I'm not even a vegetarian, but fuck, fur is just WRONG.

thenwemadeout

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @athertonmerriweather: "Tell us, Eva, who's your vadge voting for?"

bigleggedwoman

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Lose. The. Fur.

You are making my cats feel stabby. And they'll cut you. They'll cut you so bad, you'll ask why they cut you so bad.

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Aul horse chops, tough meat eh.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Is she on her way to a press conference to announce something else about herself that noone cares about?

"I'm not pregnant. Thank you."

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @h_a_l: Exactly.

bigleggedwoman

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Love the fur but the rest of that outfit has got to go.

habibi

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> My eyes have gone black and there are black tears rolling down my face - now everyone around me is dead. Fuck Eva, why did you make me do it. Alejandro, help me.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @MsDirector: Eva, sweets, if you are going matchy, try and get it to MATCH.

Bless your heart.

bigleggedwoman

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @BiscuitDoughJones:
YES! It should be a class D Felony, D for Douchetastic.

HoneyLush

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> I'm officially over her. Next.

pishposhspice

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> For fer chrissakes--FUR?!? And a big patent purple Birkin? Barf.

KidPresentable

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> I know we ain't supposed to hate, but since all this talk of Valentine's Day has made me stabby, I'm gonna break the rules today.

Fur, fake tan, hideous-yet-overpriced clothes, whole stick of too-pale undereye concealer (maybe it was the correct shade before the tanning session.), all piled up on a terrible actress. Send it back, it's overdone.

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> This would have been my favorite Barbie outfit when I was 6.

kitschenette

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Ha, I thought the caption said "... non-VIOLET".

helladesigner

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Ow ow ow!!

maliciousfallacy

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Not sure what makes me feel more stabby: the 2 purples or that wretched fur.

h_a_l

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @MsDirector: She dresses like a Barbie.

lolly71

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @myrtlebeachbum: Wait, what? Rollerskating? God, Texas is weird.

PhoneticLorin

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> brighton beach chic. i swear, my russian relatives in deep brooklyn all rock this style. they think they're soooo classy. at family events, i'm like, "really? same gene pool? huh."

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Nice bridesmaid shoes. Why do I dislike her? argh.

vanishingirl

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @blackbirdfly: Ha! Good eye!

And Eva, just because Desperate Housewives isn't on right now due to the strike, you really don't need to comment about every freaking thing that happens or go out in blinding colors to get attention. Just hush up and take a break like the rest of your cast has.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> That purple would have been great as an accent. I am currently in love with deep gorgeous purples, mmm saturated colors

HoneyLush

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Roller skating with Jessica Simpson was the beginning of the end, and this is the nail in the coffin.

myrtlebeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @MsDirector: word.

incurable paranoiac

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> "Five. I spot five things wrong with my outfit."

abbycadabby

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Three different shades of purple? Say it ain't so.

zivah

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> hmm take away the purse, shoes, coat and bad makeup and I think that dress could be nice.

nats

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> So this is what Joan Collins looked like at 33.

I get that fur might be necessary if you're a Laplander, but it seems much less vital when it's made with 3/4 length sleeves and worn with open toed pumps.

BringBackTheBustle

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> The only person I REALLY want to stab is her inept makeup artist. Putting Kirsten Dunst-colored foundation on a gorgeously honey-colored Latin woman should be against the law.

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> She really likes the color purple. Niiiiiice shoes too.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Sweet Jesus.

Twilly

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Two colors only: the one in the dress/shoes/bag and the one on her skin/coat. The caption was perfect; there is nothing more to be said about this duochrome monstrosity.

PhoneticLorin

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Oh for pete's sake, she's matchy-matchy AND fur-covered. I can't take it. I just can't take it.

... I would kind of like that bag, though, please. I promise to carry it only while wearing something, er, not that.

MsDirector

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Is her stylist color-blind?

Anyone who had the box of 96 crayola crayons knows that the violet purple and the cobalt blue do NOT mix.

DetroitGirlsDoItBest

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> @blackbirdfly: Ha! I was just going to write that! Totally Dyeables.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> This hurts to look at. Smile less please. Purple less please.

homeslice

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Someone really needs to teach her about the proper application of cover-up.

kroliosis

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Owww, it burns.

LBB says YES WE DID!

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Are those "dyeables" bridesmaid shoes? Putrid.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Gah - this is too Technicolor.

Mabimab

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> Second Rate Posh.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Eva Longoria: Making Even The Most Non-Violent Among Us Feel Stabby]]> aarrrgh! those colors...my eyes...burning...

Macloserboy

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