<![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8 - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8 - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @TheDismalScience: I love MacGuffins. Hitchcock is the best.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @effingminnow: Rock hard with 32!

TaraIncognita

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @caitlinagogo: "Screw free drinks from friends, I have a date with Dr. Shephard."

Preach. I'm having my husband bring me home a Coney Island footlong hotdog with tater tots from Sonic. I'm easy to please (but especially so on the nights when Lost airs.)

TaraIncognita

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @Sassette: Wow, coming back on the birthdays of two Taras. Smell a conspiracy? Let's go spread some rumors in Lost blogs... ;)

TaraIncognita

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @TaraIncognita: I'm 32 tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!

effingminnow

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @Tim Faulkner: Ugh, that just reinforces my point! He treats me like crap and I can't seem to get enough.

Dodai

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> The boyfriend returns at 9pm. At 8pm is one of those really regrettable phone calls with an ex where you rehash all the good and bad times for no discernable reason.

Tim Faulkner

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> My husband has boycotted 'Lost' so I DVR'ed last night's ep and watched it this afternoon.
I thought it was the premeier and I was all stoked and then it was last season's finale and I got all sad and frustrated but then, like a truly, truly hateful, abusive, ass of a man, it drew me in, said, 'hey baby, it's gonna be alright...it won't happen again'.
So then I was all into it and loving it and I still hate they killed Charlie and I still fucking love Desmond, and I have to have MORE, MORE!! So, you know, like that.
I want to hunt down JJ Abrams and either strangle him or fuck his brains out...can't.decide.
Oh and that voice in my head that tells me it's gonna all be alright, it's Sawyer's. (I wish he'd call ME freckles...)
DAMN YOU!!
/rant







allora

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @frecklefacefreak: Sigh. I hope you're right. A girl can dream...

Political Party Girl

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Words cannot express how excited I am that Jezebel loves Lost!! It will make viewing sooooo much better! Because, let's be honest, I wouldn't watch half the TV shows I do if it weren't for Jezebel and her snarky comments.

Political Party Girl

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @pandaramone: if that's wrong, then i don't want to be right.

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @missbehave: i sobbed and sobbed when he was making his list and got to the end. i can't wait for tonight!!

violettefay

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @minesbigger: I'm here for you.

KimberleeJ

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Thanks Dodai for following my request (from last night) and making a Lost post. It is, in fact an abusive relationship but... well... it hurts so good.

ohgoodness

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Gawd, I just went to check what time it's on, saw it was on at 7, and almost called my therapist to cancel our session tonight. Thankfully I then figured out they're doing a recap show first. I seriously need a support group if I'm going to cancel THERAPY to watch a TV show.

minesbigger

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> LOST LOST LOOOOOOOOST!*

*tune of Eye of the Tiger

KimberleeJ

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> A lot of you guys need to look up the word "MacGuffin"

ADismalScience

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I'm waiting until the whole damn thing is over and watching it on DVD. It's much less painful that way.

ForeverBlueGirl

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @Avi: You are going to get your wish!!!! There most certainly is a Desmond-centric eppy within the first 8!!! That' all I can say without spoiling. *blush*

theysaidwhat

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @Avi: It's always on ABC.com if you can't figure out the VCR.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @Nellicat: I'm sorry that you were offended and that you have a story to go with it, Nothing like that should ever happen to anyone, and I'm sorry that it has to you or someone you care for.

But I don't think Dodai meant any harm. Personally, as someone who has been onboard with LOST the entire time, I thought the post was quite funny and obviously tongue in cheek. Obviously I am coming at it with a different perspective than are you, however.

theysaidwhat

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I don't watch Lost, but this was the bestest description of it EVER. My sister would ignore me for hours on end when I was staying with her, just to watch this show (on DVD... she could rewind!!!)

SequinsMakeTheWorldGoRound

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I hate that tonight is cards night with my husband's grandmother...arg. Gotta figure out my vcr darn it. Then wait until 10 to watch...torture!!!!

I'm hoping for some good Desmond centric episodes coming up. I miss him.

Avi

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @onthecornerofparkerandwoolf:
is it wrong that sayid snapping the guy's neck with his feet gave me a total ladyboner?


pandaramone

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @KimberleeJ: that is so what I have been doing since 3:00.

I have been into this show for way too long to give up on it now. Is it bizarre? Yes. Is it confusing? Yes. But I'l be damned if last season's finale wasn't BRILLIANT!
It's impossible to explain the show to anyone in under five minutes, but I think that is what makes it interesting.

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Re: #1, about how annoying it is to have someone ask "what's this show about" in the middle of watching it... my college roomie was very out of touch with pop culture, and would frequently come up to me in the middle of a show (Veronica Mars, The OC, anything with a convoluted storyline) and ask what it was about. then, looking at the main character, she'd ask something ridiculous like "Is that Brad Pitt?" 'cause that was the only famous name she knew. made me want to rip her head off...

LuckyEmmie

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I will watch it with the sort of glaze-eyed passivity of a woman trapped beneath her husband as she endures his fumbling attempts at lovemaking. My Lost marriage has become a sham. I know it. Lost knows it.

Dnyels

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Love Lost. Want to ravage Sawyer. Can't wait until Kate & Jack do the dirty.

Not to get all 'Lost Message Board Nerd' on you, but after last night's recap episode, I can't help but think Charlie escapes out of the porthole window in the transmission room, and blesses us with his heinous-but-lovable presence for another season.

mare1313

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @residentdrunkgirl: *continues chant* LOST, LOST, LOST, LOST, LOST!

cinemaddict

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> OMG LOST LOST LOST

Residentdrunkgirl

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Lost! LOST! LOST!

*hyperventilates*

*faints*

KimberleeJ

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @jessicarabbit: I forget the entire anecdote, but I think Matt Reeves saw and episode of "Donahue" about teen behavior? maybe? And some woman came up to the mike and was reprimanding the guests on the show, and said "You all everybody acting like it's stupid, people wearing expensive clothes." It became an inside joke for J.J. Abrams and his writing circle, and when they decided Charlie was a rockstar, they hired a songwriter to put the woman's rant to music.

romasun

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> The Sawyer-centric / Josh Holloway promo last night will be fodder for many a masturbatory / self love session... "Bad to the Bone", INDEED!

BGGA

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @funnyface: That's okay. It might have even been an improvement. And what is the Donahue backstory?

jessicarabbit

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: Thank you, sincerely, but no need to apologize. Seriously, I think the OP sucked, but I'm not gonna pile on everyone who ran with it or didn't object or whatever. I'm not trying to play martyr OR morally superior, but I wanted to pipe up because it did kind of kick me in the gut.

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @minesbigger: I ditched it for the republican debate (for the giggle factor only). That's how bad it was.

HRHKingFriday

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I refused to start watching this (or Prison Break), because I was scarred forever by American Gothic all those years ago and it got whacked right away. Same thing with John Doe. I was just left dangling in the wind with no resolution whatsoever. That Blows.

TheUptightMidwesterner

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @LAGirl: Is it sad and pathetic that I'm really sorry I missed the pop-up thing? Even though everyone says it sucks?

minesbigger

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @Nellicat: I'm so sorry for your loss. You're right, the post is rather insensitive and we shouldn't be making light of domestic violence. My apologies for the part I've played in it.

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @theysaidwhat: Same here! I destroyed the lives of my boyfriend and all his housemates when I gave him season 1 for Christmas. Now I have people to watch the show with!

tell Dolly Parton again

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @the schef: Sorry I called you she if you're a dude. ::hug:: for you too.

minesbigger

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @funnyface: OK, how embarrassed am I that I got the lyrics wrong in all caps?

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @the schef: And I raise my glass back atcha. I hate being the winner in this particular contest and I am sorry to read that you even have a story. Very sorry about that.

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @HRHKingFriday: Demon and Curse! Demon and Curse!

tell Dolly Parton again

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> you know what? i broke up with my abusive boyfriend last night, after i got fed up with his super annoying,VH1-style pop-up video bubbles that kept appearing at the bottom of the screen.

and NO. flowers, gifts and proclamations of 'but, baby! i really LOVE you! PLEASE forgive me. i promise it will NEVER happen again' is NOT gonna work this time.

LAGirl

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @Nellicat: your story trumps mine and i'm pretty fucking humorless about this post too. i'd offer you a drink if this weren't the internet.

allyzay

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @missjwalker: Anyone else love the fact that "You All Everybody" was inspired by a mouthy lady on "Donahue," or just me?

romasun

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @peliroja: I know...devastation. He was my favorite.

missbheave (is not convinced)

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @missjwalker: GAH! *plugs ears*

jessicarabbit

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @jessicarabbit: YOU ARE EVERYBODY! YOU ARE EVERYBODY!

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @frecklefacefreak: I wish I thought that were true, but Dominic Monaghan did a lot of press after last season's finale - it seems like he was unhappy with the amount of screentime he was getting, and wanted to either get more or move on. At least he got to be a hero one last time. Sniff.

Also, I hope there's some decent Sawyer action in this episode, because I've missed Josh Holloway so hard.

romasun

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> All I'm gonna say is:

"YOU ALL EVERYBODY! YOU ALL EVERYBODY!"

Drive Shaft. I'll miss Charlie. Here's hoping he's not really dead.

missjwalker

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I broke my habit at the end of season 2. i realized i had a problem.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Ah yes. I have sorely missed my visits with Lost. Look, it may seem abusive to you, but you don't know what it is to be in this relationship! Only me and Lost, and most especially Sawyer, know what is best for us. So back off.

AlannaBanana

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I have never been able to get into lost. Any television show that wants me to think is just too much.

Captain_Morgan

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Abuse me Desmond. Abuse me good.

LucyRed

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Charlie was a hobbit on cocaine. With a really, really bad song.

jessicarabbit

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @Nellicat: I thought I was losing my mind when I read the headline and realized what they were talking about. Really disappointing use of a metaphor. I was also shocked how many comments I read through before I saw yours, the first to criticize it. Thanks for speaking up.

Jabes

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @emily.jayne: Guess what! Lance Reddick from the Wire is joining the cast! So now you have a great reason to watch!

I am beyond excited that Lost is back tonight. I'm the local dealer--I've gotten 4 people hooked by innocently popping the premiere into the DVD and now they are all hooked as well. Mwahahahaha!

theysaidwhat

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @frecklefacefreak: OMG I hope you're right. I LOVE Charlie. Charlie is/was my absolute favorite.

BeckyIva

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @PhoneticLorin: are you referring to last years elite 8 elimination? Go Heels! I can't wait to get back to the right half of the country so I'm not still at work for the 7pm games.

TransplantedSouthernBelle

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @TaraIncognita: it's my birthday too. I am so Lost's bitch, this is the best birthday present ever. Screw free drinks from friends, I have a date with Dr. Shephard.

caitlinagogo

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @tstrizz: i had only seen fragments of a mid-season episode once and had no clue what was going on and didn't feel like starting at the beginning. now, with a lack of entertainment during this strike, i've been checking shows that i thought weren't for me and i am totally hooked on Lost. such an addictive show and so much eye candy too.

spectatertot

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @PhoneticLorin: now that's that crack. i can't wait. i always win teh bracketz.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @beckyiva: re: killing charlie. I have this feeling that Charlie isn't really dead for some reason...He was annoying and I couldn't stand him, but I just feel like he's going to miraculously make it out ok.

frecklefacefreak

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @summerwheatley: I know what you mean. Duke is always out by the second round (third round, tops) in my brackets. Which explains why I've never won so much as a dollar from them.

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @missbehave: I balled like small, bratty child at that. Didn't even try and hold back in front of my friends.

peliroja

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @TaraIncognita: My name is also Tara, and Lost came back on my birthday last year. Clearly Lost loves people named Tara.

I am seriously so excited about tonight I can barely stand it.

Sassette

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @HeatherNumber1: weirdly enough, your description of the show actually describes at least two of the characters.

mycatsnores

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @debbiedoesdamage: I only made it half way through the first season. I expect the television shows that I watch to give me something to get invested in every so often. I always felt like I was watching the episodes out of order.

LaSchifosaVita

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @marybanjo: I hear ya. I only just this past weekend caught up (so, no, I haven't been waiting 8 months, just a few days), and I'm not sure I can handle waiting even a week between episodes.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: I actually ended up liking it more than Buffy. Originally I started watching it just as a Buffy replacement, but I think the characters were more fleshed out and I'm not a Sarah Michelle Gellar fan, so you know, not having her whining about being The Chosen One was a big plus.

LadyNo Fondles Sweaters

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @minesbigger: Thank you, and all the others, very much for your kind words. I know Schef was agreeing with me, and I appreciate that. I just spewed forth more bile in my second post but it wasn't aimed at her at ALL (Sorry if you thought that Schef, who, by the way, I thought was a guy). It was aimed at the original post which I thought was just plain baffling - I come here to get away from that sort of shit. Or so I thought!

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Now there's your Foxiest Fox Who Ever Foxed picture.

proptersnark

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> NOT PENNY'S BOAT. I can't wait for tonight!!!

missbheave (is not convinced)

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @tstrizz: Me neither. I watched the first episode and it was just way too stressful for me.

type_slowly

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I refused to get on board with this show until one horribly wonderful week I watched Season 1 and 2 on dvd in one marathon. God it was wonderful and awesome and I"m pretty sure I gained 5 lbs. I have only watched the show on dvd and really want to see the new one tonight but also kind of love watching an entire season in one weekend.

marybanjo

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @TheGintheCity: I hear ya. Moonlighting is my absolute favorite show just because it taught me the joy of sexual tension when I was a kid. I was like, "They're fighting, but I'm getting tingly, what's going on?!"

LadyNo Fondles Sweaters

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @titania1285: Yes. The sweatiness is what gets me every time. BSG men are frequently sweaty, too. Slurp, slurp.

jessicarabbit

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @debbiedoesdamage: Right on. I think Lost is getting ready to verge on "Jump the Sharkness" that Alias did after a while. No matter how much I loved Alias, I almost couldn't justify the last season and a half of the mess that show became.

@soleil-moon-pie: I watched that too for a while and it was DRIVING ME NUTS. I ended up changing and watching The Wire on VOD.

Now The Wire? That's a great show.

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @jessicarabbit: I know, right? Fuck those assholes at Universal. Fuck them. But I have season 3 on iTunes so I don't ever have to forget the amazing hotness. Samuel T. Anders.....siiigghhhhhh

tstrizz

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @LadyNo: For some reason I fucking love Angel, even though I never watched BTVS. That show was so preposterous, but he is soooooo nice to look at that I seemingly reverted to my 16-year-old self whenever it was on. A brooding, conflicted bad boy turned reluctant hero in a black trench coat? Yes, please!

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @notaclevername: I just picture them piled in corner, and you're afraid to enter the room if the light is off, just in case they might grab your ankle.

LadyNo Fondles Sweaters

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I don't care: even at its worse, Lost is still the best TV on as far as I'm concerned. Sawyer, I'm happy to see you, you sexy southerner you!

missjwalker

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @PhoneticLorin: OHMYGOD!!! You've seen Him in person? Swoon.

jessicarabbit

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @Nellicat: I'm so sorry about your niece. That's an aweful thing to have happen, and it makes perfect sense why a post like this would be upsetting. You should reread the schef's comment though. She was actually agreeing with you.

minesbigger

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @LAmonkeygirl: Hahaha those are both very accurate. Sad, but accurate.

Emmie of Doom

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @tstrizz: Well, okay. it's probably because BSG isn't back on UNTIL APRIL and they refuse to release season 3 on dvd that I've forgotten how hot they are. Curses.

jessicarabbit

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @soleil-moon-pie: Obviously Darlton didn't write it! Hah. Ok, now I've exposed myself as a true lost nerd.

HRHKingFriday

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @soleil-moon-pie: Maybe the "Pop-Up-Video" writers on strike? God, I loved those little "bloops". They made even the dumbest videos interesting.

Gumbina80

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @LadyNo: So true. I once made out with a real jerk just because he looked a tiny bit like Boreanaz. Also, being single, I have to get my sexual tension from TV.
@artfulslinger: You're right. I think I will be excited on Saturday when I'm more relaxed.

TheGintheCity

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: same. every year, I'm like - *this* is the year I'm not doing brackets. Next thing you know, I'm in like 5 different pools and I am never objective about it...I'm always picking the teams I hate to lose early, even though I know, deep down, they'll probably win the whole damn thing.

summerwheatley

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @stacyinbean: Project Runway didn't even leave a note :(

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @HRHKingFriday:

The only remotely interesting pop-up was the one near the beginning that noted that the doctor who was going to operate on car crash lady had the same last name as Bernard on the island. Otherwise, I think it was written by sixteen monkeys, deprived of bananas.

distractionfaction

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> and by "itelligent' i mean "intelligent", which clearly i am not.

tstrizz

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> My hubs has likened watching "Lost" to prison rape. You really hope that *this* week you aren't going to get fucked in the ass, and yet you do, but you just keep hoping all the same.

I stopped watching after I determined that the writing was done by five-year-olds who are telling you a story: "And then there's the hatch in the ground...and then there's this guy that lives under the hatch...and then there are these bad people who live in the woods...and then they put you in a polar bear cage...and then...." I don't have children.

LAmonkeygirl

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @Nellicat: Sorry sweetie.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @HRHKingFriday: Yeah, and stuff like "their relationship is complicated." Who the hell wrote that shit??

SoleilMoonPie

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: You'll be in heaven. Esp. if you like itelligent, darkish cult TV a la Veronica Mars or Buffy. And God, so many hot men. And they start with a few and then add MORE as the show goes on!

tstrizz

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @PhoneticLorin: March Madness is truly an addiction that I think I've gotten over every year. Then, I see the bracket for the office pool, just waiting to get filled in, and BOOM! I'm in front of the TV screaming for Valpo (or whatever the tiny school du jour is) to pull a rabbit out of a hat.

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @Nellicat: I think you need a hug. ::hug::

minesbigger

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @the schef: Well, I guess I'm just a humorless bitter man-hater whose fucking niece was fucking murdered in cold fucking blood by her abusive boyfriend. So excuse me for not falling down laughing as we all giggle about how enslaved we are to this "abusive boyfriend" of a television show. Tee hee!

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @beckyiva: Yeah. Hugely disappointing. I had to sit through the denim challenge again.

SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: Seriously, I think Jack, Sawyer, Jin, Sayid and Desmond are all super hot. And I want to hang out with Hurley and Charlie.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @funnyface: I had better stay away. I have enough things in my life to confuse and bewilder me as it is.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @tstrizz: gotcha. i shall netflix it as soon as i'm done with veronica mars. i loves me some hot sci-fi men.

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Wait, was Project Runway a rerun last night? I was going to watch it on DVR tonight as a warm up for LOST. :(

BeckyIva

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @funnyface: he also had an awesome moment first season when jin and michael got intoa fight. he was literally airborne before pulling them off each other.

or maybe it was someone else who had a fight. i was too caught up in the sayid HOTTNESS. and for the record, i'd do jin too.

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @Gumbina80: Last year I had Lost/wine wednesday. That is a good night.

PolythenePam

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: Battlestar Galactica. Probably the best show in television memory, save the Wire. Full of amazing social commentary, suspense, compelling characters, and beautiful people who are actually really talented. And yes it's a sci-fi show, and yes, you should watch it anyway.

tstrizz

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @Nellicat: thank god, i thought i was losing my mind or something not thinking this was really hilarious or tasteful or anything.

allyzay

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @polythenepam: And the recap they're showing first is like the pre-game show and all the nerds (us) are like start the fucking show!

SoleilMoonPie

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @HRHKingFriday: See Lost seems much exciting then the debate and at least when I am confused about Jack and the Others, it doesn't cost me tax dollars.
@TheGintheCity: That always happens because its been away for so long. The first episdoe you watch you'll get hooked again.

ArtfulSlinger

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @badmutha: If you haven't seen it, you can't judge. If you see one ep, you will be hooked.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @tstrizz: I'm right there with you. I've never watched it. When it premiered, I thought it would probably suck. "Really, how far can they take the premise of plane crash survivors on a deserted island?" is what I thought. By the time everyone on the planet (or at least a ton of folks I know) was seemingly hooked, I was too far behind to ever catch up. I felt bad, too, because I really loved my little hobbit Merry.

But Matthew Fox is truly a straight up fox.

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @tstrizz: wait, BSG? what is this show, and should i be watching it?

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Yeah, domestic abuse is fucking hilarious.

nellicat

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Ooh, I'm not a Lost fan myself, but I do feel this way about the Wire. And I clearly don't have HBO, so I've been subsisting on the table scraps of grainy bit torrented season 5. Pathetic, but I can't get away.

emily.jayne

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @soleil-moon-pie: Yes, that was the WORST! And they didn't even put anything interesting there. It was all like "Jack looks mad! Now he's sad. Oh, his father just died."

HRHKingFriday

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> The boyfriend and I are intent on breaking our "no drinking on a work night rule" tonight while watching The Show.

Ever drink heavily during "Lost"? The next day is EVEN MORE confusing. Who was shot? Was that one guy in the flashback the same guy on the island? Did they get around to explaining ________?

Gumbina80

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @Pinkosaurus: you're a sweet, supportive SO. or, if you're like me, psyched for another excuse to hang out at the bar. @tstrizz: no, i never got into it, either. it's a good show, but it doesn't suck me in like dexter or carnivale ever did. premium cable is the shit.

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @TheGintheCity: Angel has a strong hold on you, even if he's not a tortured vampire with a soul.

LadyNo Fondles Sweaters

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I'm forcing the mans to watch tonight to try and indoctrinate him, and he's already feeling weird after the way I reacted like a kid on Christmas morning at the first sign of the promo commericial on New Years Eve.

8 months is long time to wait for your secret abusive lover to return, but that just makes the sex even hotter!

peliroja

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I don't care if Lost is abusing me... I've hung on for THREE WHOLE SEASONS! I can't give up now! I've invested too much.

Emmie of Doom

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @jessicarabbit: they are perfect soap opera men. gorgeous, twisted, starved for affection, have savior complexes and CONSTANTLY SWEATY. they're the most painfully, awfully iconic manly men. and i will not give up my feminist card by saying... i want to have sex with them all (save locke.)
desmond= my television lover.


titania1285

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I have never watched this show and do not plan to start now. It looks stupid. ::dives under desk::

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: OMG, the feet neck breaking was the most bad-ass thing I've ever seen.

I am beyond excited about tonight's premiere.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @tstrizz: I've never seen Lost either. @jessicarabbit: Saw Matthew Fox in the flesh when they were filming "We Are Marshall" during my senior year there. Wowza. McConauwho?

PhoneticLorin

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @soleil-moon-pie: Good call. Tonight is the nerd superbowl, and I cannot wait.

PolythenePam

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @athertonmerriweather: I almost abused my TV AND my roommate right out the window when I flipped to it and a re-run was on. That didn't make much sense, but I know you get my point!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> My abusive boyfriend is around one month a year after teasing me for 4 months, and usually leaves tragically with Georgetown in Overtime. Damn you, March Madness. Why can't I quit you?

PhoneticLorin

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Y'know, this is why I have three seasons of "Lost" on DVD sitting on my floor that I'm afraid to watch.

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @tstrizz: nope - I can't get into it.

@debbiedoesdamage: and i agree - i like television that doesn't require much thought. after a hellish day of work, the last thing i need is to do more thinking while trying to relax.

summerwheatley

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I didn't even know this show was still around. It is like Gilligan's Island...will they ever get off?

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @jessicarabbit: WOAH HEY NOW! no men are hotter than BSG men! BSG is holy, goddammit!

tstrizz

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I'm a little bit worried that I'm not more excited about this. I will be DVR'ing it, but somehow I'm not feeling AT ALL like watching it tonight. I'm more excited about the Bones DVD waiting in my mailbox. What is wrong with me!? Why?
Help?

TheGintheCity

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @LadyNo: YES I swore up and down that if they killed off Charlie I would never watch again. But they did it anyway and tonight I'll be crawling back nonetheless...

BeckyIva

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @TaraIncognita: Happy Lostday!

SoleilMoonPie

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @bess marvin, girl detective:I hung in a little longer than that, but not much. I may watch it once it's done and everything's out on DVD, but for now I'm out.

DebbieDoesDamage

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> So excited about this. Lost has the hottest men on tv. Even hotter than my BSG men.

jessicarabbit

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I own a television and watch it quite frequently. I don't, however, watch Lost. I have no interest in watching Lost. Am I the only one in the universe who just hasn't been sucked in?

tstrizz

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Lost reminds me more of a con artist guy who has 12 wifes in 12 states and they all think he's working for the FBI when really he's a telemarketer.

But I don't (can't) watch Lost, so maybe it's more like some guy I heard was 'really great' through friends who turned out to be a boring douche.

HeatherNumber1

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @TaraIncognita: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Also, I am so so so so excited about LOST! Also, that quote about John Locke is hilarious.

BeckyIva

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Bwaaa ha ha ha! This is so true! I can't wait to get it back, but I know Lost will just hurt me again like it always does.

I watched the season finale last night, and all those conflicted feelings came back. I guess I need the drama of Lost because I have a normal, boring love life? It's like having an affair, but my husband is sitting right next to me.

LadyNo Fondles Sweaters

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I didn't watch the whole second season (once you miss a show or two, it seems overwhelming to go back) but I watched last night and now I am hooked again!

teapartys_over

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> WTF was with the text they had at the bottom of the screen last night during last season's finale? "Kate, Jack and Sawyer have quite a love triangle going. Now with Juliet, it's a love quadrangle! Hee hee!" So distracting!!!

Tonight's premiere is my super bowl.

SoleilMoonPie

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Can't wait! I love me some Lost! And Matthew Fox IS The Foxiest Fox Who Ever Foxed.

Chiiick

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Oh my god, yes. And he keeps giving us gifts that have no meaning. 4-toed statue, anyone? Where the fuck did that go?

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @athertonmerriweather: *don't know about this...

See, how messed up I am!

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> i have a boyfriend, and his name is sayid.

he will break your neck with his feet and look wicked hot whilst doing so.

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> @debbiedoesdamage: yeah, i got over my "lost" affection when there were too many questions (i.e. where did that polar bear come from? what the fuck is going on?) and not enough answers. season 1 was the shit though.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> "Basically, we're kind of like John Locke: Befriend us under false pretenses, steal our kidney, smash us through a window, toss us in a mass grave! You're still our daddy, and we'll follow you anywhere."

It's so true. My weeks of not watching TV after Heroes went off the air are ended.

minesbigger

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I don't about this, but I was abused by Project Runway last night. Came back for two weeks, then left me again.

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Please don't post spoliers for Lost, it's not on here til next Sunday. I may kill a polar bear if you do.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> My husband is so looking forward to this - I believe there is a big circle around today on our kitchen calendar. I haven't gotten into the show as much so I'm gonna have a few beers with my coworkers while he spends a quiet night with his sweet, sweet Lost.

Pinkosaurus

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I love Lost. Screw you, last democratic primary before super tubersday!

HRHKingFriday

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I bailed on Lost when they wanted you to do research outside of the show in order to understand it. I don't have time to poke around websites figuring out secret codes and shit. Rock of Love 2 demands much less of me.

DebbieDoesDamage

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> ahhhhhh, i love you for this! i've already threatened loved ones and put out the APB-- no talking to titania between 8-10. maybe 7:45-10:15, just to be safe.

titania1285

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> I like to believe that Lost came back today because it is my birthday. Happy 32nd, me! Don't suck it up, Lost.

TaraIncognita

]]> <![CDATA[I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8]]> Just confirming my smug self-righteousness in not owning a televsion...ladedah

hollywoodenflames

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