<![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> Smooth one, cupcake.

SBJ

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @cupcakesofdeath: Um, Stop Loss is dogged by reports it's a troubled flick.

I hope not, because it's Kimberly Peirce's follow up to Boys Don't Cry.

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> URGH, I hate him for abandoning Reese for that Abbie Cornish ho. Although he was fabulous in Cruel. I heard he smoked a ton of weed and Reese wasn't having all that. I wouldn't either, yuck.

TheOtherJen

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @hortense: @eeva: @theladyvanishes: duudes. we need to start a Jez "boy band."

I'll be the girl in the video, rolling around in front of the fireplace/in the snow/in an "accidentally" spilled cup of chai in a scanty number.

cupcakesofdeath

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> He's douchebaggery know no bounds.

Trashtastic

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> I almost skipped this thread because I don't give a crap about Ryan Phillipe. I'm so glad I didn't, I would have missed seeing the formation of the world's next song writing sensations.

DebbieDoesDamage

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @topsy: Well said, well spoken.

TheatreChick73

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> I'm kinda on Team Phillipe too. He's not a bad actor and I always got the feeling that Reese must have been a total pill to live with. I thought he was pretty cool about her being more successful. In interviews I read he was pretty upfront and good humoured about it and I loved his quip at the Academy Awards when they presented. They got married young and she was pregnant so maybe there was a shotgun hidden somewhere. That doesn't excuse his cheating but I can't hate.

topsy

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @eeva: *swoooooon*

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> I'd hit it. I'd hit it right on the hill.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @ineffable.me: Yeah... I remember watching him go totally nuts when that piece of crap "Crash" won Best Picture, and all I could think was how happy (in a weird, "in-your-face, Reese!" kind of way) he was to be that close to an award, while his wife was getting her very own. Maybe I'm a paranoid freak, but I just got such a douche-y vibe from that whole scene.

FashionShowAtLunch

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @theladyvanishes: While in the video they get individual close-ups of their best soulful expressions, and a few perfect snowflakes get caught in Justin's curls.

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @theladyvanishes: he would know about that pinch of nutmeg for the extra kick too...

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @theladyvanishes: Oh, you always need the slow jam speaking part!

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> He's a better actor than people give him credit for. Too bad the interviews he always did fell to talking about her rather than his work.

Well yeah and I find him hot. But that's just me.

TheatreChick73

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @hortense: @eeva: Or if it's a slow jam, you need a part where Lance Bass tries to use his deep voice to convince you he's hetero but fails:
"Girl, I'm so into you. Let's kick it by the fire while we sip chai lattes with the foam skimmed off the top and a pinch of nutmeg for that extra kick."

theladyvanishes

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> I thought he was Brian Greene for a second.

tupance

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @eeva: There's no tellin' what we could do/when it's just you and me/in my igloo.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @hortense: you're so talented! you could have a bunch of minions at your beck and call! and you're not as creepy as that lou guy!

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> Here's the thing. You all make great and correct points. But then I remember that wonderful shot of his butt in Cruel Intentions and I'm all smitten again. And by smitten, I mean he's good for a fun romp in the sack. And if that's all he's good for, so be it.

GraniteInMyVeins

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> i could never understand their relationship from the get go. such an odd couple. frankly, i don't have high hopes for gyllenspoon either (through no fault of jake, of course, just a bad match). she doesn't seem to know what's good for her, manwise.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @hortense: GENIUS. Also there should be a white-boy rap section, and it should be based around chai.
Chai with vanilla/ my, vanilla chilla/ a chilla thrilla (a-huh, a-huh)

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @eeva: HA!

We need a chorus.

Winter baby
You're driving me crazy
I will stay faithful
At least until April
Because when it's Spring
I'll find a new fling
But for now you're my lady
My Winter Babyyyyyyy!

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @KidPresentable: my girl likes to fingerbang and it's alright!!

jewess

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @katastic: Raspberry scented douche, that is.

mavricky

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @hortense: I was lost in the snow /'til you said hello/ I was lost in the storm/ but you made me warm/ deep insiiiiiiide [key change here]

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> So smarmy looking. Def agree that Sneering Man Boy couldn't handle his wife's career success.

LucyRed

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @ineffable.me:

Girl you're so fly
When you're drinkin that chaiiiiiiiiiii, girl!

Oh man. This stuff just writes itself. Max Martin must have laughed his way to the bank.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @hortense: I can totally see Justin singing that in a Fairisle sweater.

theladyvanishes

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> Can't help it, I kind of love him. He is a pretty man.

Hooplehead

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> I kinda like him. He was great in Igby Goes Down--a perfect repressed preppy, like a baby James Spader, though without Spader's sinister sexiness. And he was pretty good in Breach, which, almost no one saw.

Joy_Rebar

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @hortense: im so in love with you! too bad you are not a prepubescent boy.... oh god, that was creepy wasnt it... im just going to slowly bacl away from the keyboard and drink my chai in solitude.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @ineffable.me: @blemdem: @cupcakesofdeath:

Girl, it's cold
Or so I've been told
But I feel so warm
When you're in my arms
And damn it's so nice
How your heart melts the iiiiiiiiiice, girl!

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @ineffable.me: Yes! I used to think he was the hottest thing on earth when cruel intentions came out. Now I see him and the stench from le douche comes from afar.

Brigit

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @KidPresentable: HA!

cmg

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @KidPresentable: Ha! I love that episode. All of Cartman's musical endeavors are genius. My favorite South Park character of all time is possibly the mall manager, who keeps saying, "What? Oh. Hey..." all the time.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @hortense: I can't wait for the scene in the video where they are all shirtless and moving their arms up to sky and playfully throwing snowballs at each other...

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @hortense: "I'm gonna finger bang bang you into my life"

KidPresentable

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> I feel that! I can't tell you how many times I've nearly been hit by a Boston driver in winter, but found myself flashing them mitten instead of the finger.

BringBackTheBustle

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @theladyvanishes: Ahahaha, YES!

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @hortense: You could totally write the next timberlake hit. just add a couple of unhs in there and you're gold.

SequinsMakeTheWorldGoRound

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @ineffable.me: yeah, but...I'm kind of excited for "Stop Loss."

@hortense: you've hooked me with your poetry. swoooooon.

cupcakesofdeath

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @ineffable.me: I concur.

Kittenish

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @theladyvanishes: "I'm gonna snowboard my way/into your heart/show you my gloves/give you my love, girl!"

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> He's full of shit -- he knows that he's lucky anyone still wants to take his picture. Your days are limited, Mr. Witherspoon.

ArmCandy

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @ineffable.me: ha! I was JUST about to say " I smell LaDouche."

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> Gyllenhaal was a MAJOR upgrade.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> @ineffable.me: Yeah.. I heard that too.. just another strike for him.

Reluctant Financier

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> This kind of looks like it belongs in an NSync Christmas video circa 1999.

theladyvanishes

]]> <![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe Tries But Fails To Flip Bird In Snowboarding Gloves]]> I always feel like this dude could never handle that his "career" went nowhere and his wife got like super duper famous and thats why they broke up. I can smell the douchiness from here.

ineffable.me

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