<![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @avoncobra:
Amen. Heath never made the tabloids for inappropriate behavior & now that he's gone, suddenly the rags are trying to dig for dirt on the guy. Okay, let's say Heath did drugs 2 years ago (which is what they're now saying) it does not mean it killed him a week ago. Sadly, ET & Inside Edition & US & People & all the other bullshit outlets are not going to let a little thing like the facts get in the way. Dirt, true or invented, sells copies & pulls ratings.

shunguy007

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Even if MK's security didn't clear out any drugs, and who really knows right now what killed Heath Ledger, regardless of his alleged drug problems, I am sure that is what she sent security there to do. It seemed like it was almost automatic, she hears one of her friends is unconscious, so she calls her security before the cops. She doesn't know if there are drugs, but it's a precaution with the added bonus that her security can assess the situation. It seems natural that she would want to avoid the police not just because of the legal issues, but because of the media attention any time a celeb tangles with the police.

goldengirl11

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> So we can anticipate a mini kingdom of Jolie-Pitt's (any many others) by the time Angie finishes adopting all the kids in the world?

aquadisiacinlove

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Zaggers - sorry, I started this post before I went to pick up my twins from school and didn't realize most of this had been dissected already...that being said, mine are identical and "mirror" meaning they look alike, same dna, but opposite in every way i.e. right/left hand, rt/lft brain, hair swirl etc. Weird, huh?
@Jennaz - I feel you. I rode a rascal shopping cart to get around Target in the last month. Here's a fun insurance fact: "Painful scar revision" or "abdominal reconstruction" (for, say, split muscle problems) = tummy tuck. Also see "back pain" = breast lift.

KittyCarlisle

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> "Also: Portia de Rossi has been ignoring Ellen DeGeneres because she's addicted to Guitar Hero III"

Maybe the funniest thing I've ever heard. Ever.

Kate

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> yes, they are. one egg, two sperm (monochorionic, diamniotic) or one egg, one sperm (monochorionic, monoamniotic) starts off as 1 fetus and splits into 2 at about 3 weeks gestational age. The abundance of twins lately is direct result of the women having babies later - they drop more than 1 egg at a time, or have in vitro cause it's harder to get pregnant which results in all the fraternal twins u see (Marcia Cross, Jlo, etc.) - it's not coincidental!
Thank you. Please return to regular fun mode now.

KittyCarlisle

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> hey! i love honey buns. and also, it seems like britney's had a pretty major meltdown this week, but i guess it's not big enough for cover stories this week....wonder if she'll try to top herself, or if she'll stay on the meds and calm down.

screammylungzout

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> i LOVE honey buns!!! there's no comparing a honey bun to a pork rind...

sparklytoesfairydustbutt

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Kataluna: Way late to the party, but my jh bf's mother was one of 10 kids -- 5 sets of fraternal twins. All boy/girl, all with matchy names like Paul and Paulette, George and Georgina. If they'd been born 60 years later, they'd totally have a show on TLC.

Shelwood

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @mycatsnores: they are not, of course. If there were two sperm, then the dna wouldnt be identical. Identical twins are the result of a FERTILIZED egg splitting in two. And of course, twins may run in families, but that tendency would only effect the female relatives. I believe it is only producing fraternal twins that is hereditary and that producing identical twins is just a freak occurance. The tendency for a woman to drop more than one egg in a cycle is hereditary, but the tendency for a fertilized egg to split is not. Maybe Angie got in vitro because she wanted to carry twins? Maybe she got in vitro because she wanted to make sure she got pregnant at a certain time? It isnt always easy to get pregnant, even if everybody's healthy. If you have the dough, why not? It can take the frustration out of the equation.

All this groundless speculation about Heath Ledger is sickening. The man had pneumonia. He had insomnia. There is no proof that he ever had a drug problem. Christian Brando just died of pneumonia a few days ago. Just a bunch of windbags trying to get a shot at the limelight. Can you imagine how his family/friends feel in a bodega? How Michelle Williams cannot even leave the house? Why is it that if a young person dies he has to be a drug addict? This is the most shameful display I have seen. And I've seen the Starr Report, cigars and all! Perez was screaming drug overdose and a history of drug abuse before Ledger's body was removed from his apartment. That's the last time his site will burn my eyeballs. Who would have thought that Joel McHale would sound the voice of reason on his gossip show? Good for him.

encnyc

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Political Party Girl: LMAO

ilovejohnnythunders

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Someone should point out to InTouch that it doesn't matter if twins run in Brad's family, because twins come from the womans side. It matters whether she is genetically likely to either produce 2 eggs or produce eggs that are likely to split. Men are just sperm and Y chromosomes!

LouLouDownUnder

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Okay, let's talk about Tom Cruise going to pick that hawk up in his PRIVATE FUCKING JET. Those things use a shitload of fuel, which, uh, is the exact opposite of helping the environment. God, ass-tard, send a car or something. A hybrid, if you really want to do it up green-style. Hate, hate, hate. Or! Donate the cost of the fuel you used to pick up that one hawk to a hawk charity or something. This...I mean, what's the opposite of a band-aid over a bullet wound?

LookMaNoConscience

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @jennaz: Wait, so the Sweet Valley High sagas were total bullshit? If I recall, Jessica and Elizabeth are identical and the saga involving their mother's side of the family had all sorts of identical ancestors. Boo.

rocknrollunicorn

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Portia de Rossi has been ignoring Ellen DeGeneres because she's addicted to Guitar Hero III

--> that is my favorite news of the day.

the.bleach

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @triedandtrue: I've been feeling a little Inconvenient Truth lately about life (oh, full disclosure: I also have raging PMS), so my first thought about the hawk thing was, Christ, how many polar bears did he doom by running his private jet hundreds of miles for a bird?
I'm just feeling pissy today. Nobody wins...except for my bartender. He's gonna get a fat tip tonight.

IvyLeagueMetalhead

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @tellmeagain: Dammit! That's the first thing I thought of when I read it - they're just like me and my ex-boyfriend...only actually, that's scary, because that relationship ended in a huge blowout where Redrover threw things and Mr Ex-Redrover found a new hussy PDQ. And I love Ellen and Portia.

redrover189

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> The tendency to make more than one egg at a time does run in families--that is, women with the tendency to release more than one egg at a time will be more likely to have fraternal twins.

Identical twinning does not run in families. It's not one egg letting in two sperm cells. Just happens when the fertilized egg or the early ball of cells splits.

Twins CAN be rough on the body--I am mother of twins and I totally have "twin skin"--my tummy skin is wrinkled like a shar-pei. I also had some major diastases rectii--where my abdominal muscles split down the middle and never grew back together, giving me some extra pooch. Lastly, my breasts were colossal while I was breastfeeding, but after 15 months of that they were smaller and saggier than before & have never recovered.

Luckily for me I don't make a living on my looks, like Angie. On the other hand, she can afford to fix things.

jennaz

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> DO NOT underestimate honeybuns!

meanjeanne

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @ArmCandy: Not hating on them so much as their families, because I'd bet a nickel their families told em this is what they needed to do, or what God wanted them to do, etc. And 95 percent of people aren't virgins when they get married, if I remember right. So it's unrealistic. And someone asked Jordin Sparks "what if you never get married?" and she said "Wow I never thought about that. Well, I hope I do!"

And if they want to make that pledge to themselves, go for it. I just don't think it's smart for them or their parents to publicize it because really, when they are or aren't having sex is nobody's business. You change a lot in your late teens, early 20s.

If they want to give their daughters a message about sex, I'd rather it be "wait until it's with someone you love and trust, and do it safely."

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @zagger: true. true.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: It was an LOLCats but with babies, I'm still smiling from it. The gluten thing SUCKS. They thought I had the wheat allergy because I was having all these weird stomach issues, but that wasn't it. However, my aunt had problems for years and one day they just disappeared, so I guess there is some hope : )

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @lalaland13: You hate the families of Miley and Jordin because they made the personal decision to not have sex? I'm not one to wait until marraige, but I'm definitely not going to hate on anyone else for doing so. Why?
@meaghan2k: Let's not speculate or attempt to predict the future -- your examples consist of two Spears sisters and your mom. Not exactly the best case to show that it doesn't work for anyone.

ArmCandy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Kataluna: I hear he's raising money now for a big fleet of pirate ships. I guess we'll find out.

MsDirector

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @MsDirector: Has someone alerted Al Gore to this?

Kataluna

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @bess marvin, girl detective: That's why I can't trust my mother. She ate her twin.

Kataluna

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> i saw on the discovery channel special on twins that if you are left handed, you more than likely had a twin that evaporated. in other words, you're a murderer.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Kataluna: that's absolutely genius

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> MYCATSNORES - yup, the biology I learned was that identical twins are the result of a fertilized egg (fertilized by one sperm) that split in two. An egg fertilized by two sperm would have chromosonal abnormalities but will not be more likely to split.
Siamiese/conjoined twins are the result of an egg split that did not take place early enough in development.

zagger

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Kataluna: Of course I have! I'm doing my bit to stave off global warming!

MsDirector

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @MsDirector: Have you been wearing your traditional pirate garb?

Kataluna

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Oh Hannah Montana, don't travel down that same pop-tard road.
You're perfect as you are.

mcginstein

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> I would like to nominate white cheddar cheese popcorn as a grade A treat.

Chiiick

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Rona:
Uh, I have some close friends that have some drug problems, and I myself have never even had a drink in my life, nevermind anything else.

Never assume that friends always share the same "hobbies." Sometimes they do, but sometimes they don't!

SuburbanWonderland

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Kataluna: Ha! Look at that. Subliminally answered my own question. His Noodle-y Goodness must truly be there for me. ::deep sigh of happiness::

MsDirector

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Twins = one year of misery worse than painful death, and easy street thereafter. We threw the biggest keg party ever to mark the one-year survival mark, and we haven't had to deal with them since (built-in playmates).

myrtlebeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @debbiedoesdamage: Oh my god, my aunt makes some with butterscotch and peanut butter, then spreads chocolate on top...

Kataluna

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Rona: I read she called MK's security because they were trained EMT's. Also, in hollywood, you don't call 911 first.

Kataluna

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Kataluna: There are some GF cookies. Rice crispies have barley malt, so no go.

The worst is that real beer makes me really sick.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Kataluna: I have a kickass recipe for peanut butter cocoa krispie treats. That has nothing to do with anything, but you reminded me of them and now I want some.

DebbieDoesDamage

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @MsDirector: I saw that, too! On a dude, 12 pounds is, like, digesting a steak. Or not putting as much product in his hair. Whatevs.

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @MsDirector: It's a secret message from the Flying Spagghetti Monster--eat more pasta to honor his noodle-y goodness!

Kataluna

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Brad's one unquiet compliment to his wife's tits = the new twins rumor.

Itsjustcatnip

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: rice cookies for you? Rice crispies?

Kataluna

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> The only mag I listen to is US Magazine. And after hearing last night about the Promises attempt, and Michelle Williams wanting him tested when he was going to have custody, it made me realize that he must've been a pretty heavy user.
Which leads me to think that Mary-Kate must be some big druggie, too, right? Would you hang out with someone who had such drug problems if you weren't using yourself? I'm not sure how much she hung around him, but why did the woman call her first for help?
Hell, I'm pregnant now and don't really drink, and I get annoyed being around my husband when he's had a few.

Rona

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Wait, am I the only one here who's stuck on "McDreamy loses 12 lbs"????? WTF? How in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster did that get on the cover of ANYTHING, no matter how cheap the rag? Who fucking cares?

MsDirector

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @wildflowerpower: Yeah, I love to ask my neices...and how's your old "wombmate" these days...and they have jokes that only twins can...like "you've had your butt in my face since we were conceived"...

Kataluna

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> But now I'm sad because I've just read that bit about how 'a fetus alone the womb is called a singleton.' After all of the happy twin talk, that struck me as really depressing.

wildflowerpower

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> These days, though, with fertility drugs, everyone and their cousin can have twins...it's not a super power anymore...

Kataluna

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @stacyinbean: I'm allergic to anything with gluten. :(

I'm also allergic to dairy and a bunch of other stuff, but the wheat seems to be the worse...they give me earaches, too.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @stacyinbean: I haven't gotten any further than the first pic of the adorable Asian girls. Nom/nom nom/nom nom/nom

wildflowerpower

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @stacyinbean: The baby sleeping on top of the other baby was adorable.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @BeAgrestic: I really like it too, although when I was younger I longed to be a "single." Haha. We are very close and always on the same wavelength. And yes, creepy twin things have happened from time to time for whatever reason.

CharlemagneBucket

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @wildflowerpower: Hormones? I just figured if they usually drop two or more eggs, they continue to drop two or more eggs. I think the twin pregnancy is just evidence of this--not a cause. But that's the way the twin statistics read.

Kataluna

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Ahhaha! I love "NEW FEARS! Nicole's too thin!" In whom does this inspire fear?

DebbieDoesDamage

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: Cookies give you hives? I've never heard of something so cruel!!!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Kataluna: @wildflowerpower: @TruculentandUnreliable: You HAVE to check out the twins page on Wikipedia. It's the cuteness.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @wildflowerpower: Yeah, I htink that would be really hard.

@notaclevername: Dude, you sound like me. The only reason I go to the movies is because it's an excuse to sneak in snacks. Also, it's the only reason I like Superbowl parties. Though I'm feeling like an asshole because I ate a cookie earlier and now I'm covered with hives.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> My sister raised twin babies without a partner or a job, while breastfeeding and going to college. She had no help from family other than babysitting. Anytime she hits a hard spot, I remind her of all the impossible things she did when she was in her early 20's.

Kataluna

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @bananaballs: I can get it in Florida.

Also, I'm a failed True Love Waits, but my parents didn't raise me that way. I got lectures about condoms and AIDS and dismissed them by saying, "Parent, I'm saving my precious gift for a man who is saving his for me." They just rolled their eyes.

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @bananaballs: Tonight is Mexican night at casa de Stacyinbean, there will be many fajitas and many, many doobies. Now I can't wait either! ooh and Project Runway is on. score!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Kataluna: Woah. That's one of the most interesting facts I've ever heard. Do you know why?

wildflowerpower

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: This family was 1st set twins, middle child, 2nd set of twins (both fraternal boy/girl as well). It blew my mind because it was the non-twin who felt like the black sheep in that family.

wildflowerpower

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Also, "Heath's Death" is the epitome of why English is impossible to learn and speak. I'm a native-speaker, raised by native speakers, begotten by people who invented English and I still read that "Hehth's dehth."

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @MissSmithDrankyourVodka: never heard of that. will do extra cardio one day and try it.

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> If a woman's had fraternal twins, she is more likely to conceive them in any subsequent pregnancy. Which is why my sister will never try to have kids again. Once was enough for her.

Kataluna

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Kataluna: hahah! They do! I always say "well, I hope not..." Most people laugh. My best friend is a triplet (she's a girl, two brothers) and they do that ALL the time. Our mom's met in multiples class so when we had playdates, people thought they were a lesbian couple with 5 kids.

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @stacyinbean: they sell it at, like every deli here in nyc. but, it's so popular that when the shipment comes in the beginning of the week, people buy multiples to hoard at home. it's only 2 PM and now i can't wait to get high, watch season 6 of curb, and eat ciao bella tonight. i'll light one up for ya.

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Snack foods that I can buy in a vending machine or gas station:

B-level: chex mix, sour cream and onion potato chips, nutter butter
A-level: sour cream and cheddar chips, kettle-cooked chips, swiss cake rolls

Snack foods EVAH:
B-level: hummus and garlic pita/bagel chips, Ben & Jerry's, brownies.
A-level: homemade kettle corn, allouette on triscuits, ben & jerrys ON the brownies.

I swear, I never smoke pot. The muchies scare me away because this is me STONE COLD SOBER.

Mmm...snacks.

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @soleil-moon-pie:

Amen. My 7-year-old daughter is in love with Miley Cyrus, and I can't help cringing, knowing that her inevitable DUI/coke pants/rehab stint is the next three years.

pumpkinsoup

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: Oh, and as I said, both sets were fraternal and both sets were a boy and a girl.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @wildflowerpower: My great-grandmother had two sets of twins among 6 kids. She had the oldest, a set of twins, the middle child, and then another set of twins. Crazy.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @BeAgrestic: I bet people ask you that...if you and your BROTHER are identical or fraternal...I had a coworker who was a triplet...he and his brother were identical adn they would bet other kids that they weren't twins...then introduce their triplet sister and win teh bet!

Kataluna

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @CHARLIEBUCKET: I really like being a twin and it was so cool when I was younger because I always had someone to play with and talk to. Have you ever has any sort of weird feeling that something was very wrong with our sibling and had it turn out of be true?
It's happened to my brother and I a few times. v. creepy

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Hmm. I'm trying to figure out the odds of having two sets of twins amongst five kids. I remember sitting for a family who had just that - two sets of fraternal twins. I'd like me some twins, but two sets just seems greedy.

wildflowerpower

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @stacyinbean: Jackpot. Totally.

CharlemagneBucket

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> I'm sad that Angelina will be getting the child she's been eyeing before I get the cute red shoes I've been eyeing.

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @lalaland13: Jesus doesn't care because he's a Cowboys fan. He also doesn't care because he thinks Jessica is a totally hottie. Jesus, to me, is a typical 20 year old frat boy.

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @BeAgrestic: Identical!

CharlemagneBucket

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @stacyinbean: yummmmmy ruffles and onion dip.

and @bananaballs too:
but i must protest on behalf of the fritos: fritos with real chilli and cheese are an Afriggenplus. Well maybe Alittleminus but still yum yum.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @seriena: No problem. Figured I'd be the one to say it nicely before some douchebag magee got on their high horse and said shit.

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> I HATE it when people are like, twins run in HIS family...sorry, doesn't make a bit of difference! He's going to shoot ten billion sperm no matter what!
My sister has fraternal twins (her first and only kids, born when she was 22), my mother was a twin (other died in utero), and every damn ultrasound I had while pregnant with my sons, I was like, make sure to count!! because my sister found out three days before!!
I'm hoping now that I'm 30, the next time I get pregnant, that it will be twins.
Now please have me committed for saying that.

Kataluna

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @CHARLIEBUCKET: I believe it runs on the lady side though, which would make sense in your situation. My grandmother is a twin and I hope to have them, that way it's one birth with two babies and I'm done.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Sculptra sounds like a villian on He-Man.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @CHARLIEBUCKET: whoa! Are you identical or fraternal? My brother and I are fraternal (duh).

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @KLondike5: Never in my life have i heard that identical twins are the result of double spermination. Links?

mymanicpixiedreamcatsnores

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @bananaballs: I get it at Whole Foods here in Boston, or at this obnoxious bakery place that I try to stay away from. Yay for Mary Jane!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Am I the only one that thinks of Mia Farrow and Woody Allen when I see Brad and Angelina? That there is some impending disastrous divorce ahead because the kids took over her life and he got bored/strayed? (Hopefully not with one of the kids, at least.) I dunno, maybe I'm just a cynic about these Hollywood types and their commitment to commitment. Prove me wrong, BAnJo, prove me wrong! (@seriena: that was for you.)

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: or at least not reproduce quite like the duggars freaks.

Charlotte Corday

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: They do tend to run in families. I'm a twin, my mom is a twin, and her twin had twins. Her grandmother was also a twin.

CharlemagneBucket

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Twins run on both sides of my family. I am one myself. I am very scared to have children.

mymanicpixiedreamcatsnores

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Way to go Tom!

Now, how many hawks and other animals were injured by the amount of pollution your private jet emitted?

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @theGP: Au contraire, I've always thought "in vitro" made people automatically blame the woman's cold, stony, impenitrable womb. But whatevs. I'm actually hoping 'Children of Men' will really happen. The human race should probably bow out soon.

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> there are no twins in my family, so i guess i'm out of luck there. it *seems* like a such good idea, do it all at once, but my friends who have had twins are super-super-exhausted, and i'm just daffy enough to leave one of them somewhere by accident and end up being totally vilified on cnn...

Charlotte Corday

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @stacyinbean: @bananaballs: No shame in being a fan of pot psychology. *wink*

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> did anyone read Dark Knight director Chris Nolan's tribute to Heath? [www.newsweek.com] it's really touching. advance warning for fellow softies: may induce tears.

spectatertot

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> I'll admit to being a little behind in the biology lessons...here I was thinking that if twins ran in my husband's family that somehow we'd be more likely to have them. Yikes. Thanks for explaining what I was about to ask BAngieB but felt too thick to (really)!

wildflowerpower

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @stacyinbean: well, you kinda outed me as a pothead, but i think there are some drunks and even people with neither of those vices who would concur.

do you live in ny? cuz i always thought ciao bella was only sold here (and maybe nj).

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: There were two sets of fraternal twins in my grandfather's family. I don't plan on having any biological children anymore, but when I did, I was terrified that I would have twins.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Damn, Billy Ray. Let Miley take some time off! Have you learned nothing from the Spearseses?

SoleilMoonPie

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Why in god's name does Angelina need more children? Angie, please go read The World Without Us, and then go buy some condoms. Christ.

TheGintheCity

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @missbehave: J&K are awesome, even though Kate can be such a bitch sometimes, but really Little People, Big World is the ish. I love those darn Roloffs.

DebbieGlibson

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @BiscuitDoughJones, @brendastarlet: Sure she might need in vitro ... it may be an inconvenient truth in our postfeminist age, but a good number of women do in fact find that it's a lot harder to get knocked up once they're in their 30s. Also, why do people think "in vitro" automatically means "dad's shootin' blanks"?

Princess Leela

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Re Twinses
With fraternal twins, it's due to the mom double ovulating. With identical twins, it's because of an egg that lets two sperm in. So...I would think twins running in Brad's family is irrelevant. But twins still happen completely naturally, triplets even.

OMG imagine identical twin Jolie-Pitts in their young adult years. How many threesome requests are they going to field?

Also: I refuse to believe that Kate Moss is offended by allegations that she had an orgy.

Tom Cruise probably did more harm to the environment by using jet fuel to save a hawk than he did good. But, hey, at least that hawk is free of thetans now!

KLondike5

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: WOW. Twin's usually skip a generation. I'm a twin, but my children are more likely to have them than I am. At least, I hope that's true.

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @meaghan2k: Ugh! Everytime I see a report on her and Romo in the tabloids, the Cowboys fan in me dies a little more. I don't know if she waited, but even if she did, her marriage wasn't exactly a smashing success, with rumored infidelity on both sides.

Now, at least by Papa Joe's church standards, she's a total whore based on all the boyfriends she's had. But the cash is still the same whether she's a pure virgin or a slut, I guess. I guess if you "do it right" and get married, it's OK to get divorced later, right? Jesus doesn't mind.

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> First, the term (and idea of) "push presents" needs to die in a ball of fire right next to the word "preggers."
Second, to Nicole Riche:
Nicole,
I realize you may be suffering a bit of postpartum depression after the birth of your child. It's understandable. It happens. Please seek help. But this help better not be in the form of a fucking album. If you need to sing, fine. Go in a soundproof room and sing your lungs out. Make a video and lock it in a private safe. Do what you gotta do. But god help you if you put out a fucking album. I've suffered enough, Nicole. The last thing I need to see/hear is the bullshit that will be. Don't do it.
Thanks,
Sev

Sev

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @ineffable.me: Noooooo. Wal-Mart is the evil empire.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @meaghan2k: Good call, my Wednesday Blues are messing with my brain apparently. Thanks Meaghan:)

Seriena

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @bananaballs: so i almost wrote that, and then i was like no, that is just too wrong and only my pothead self likes those things. you've made me so happy!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @lalaland13: I know! The last special I saw on them was right after they had their last baby and the off-camera producer asks if they are planning on having any more and the wife kind of falters and says "well, that's in God's hands..." and clearly is thinking "OMG I FUCKING HOPE NOT" and then JimBob cuts her off and says with a lecherous twinkle in his eye "maybe sooner than you think!" or something like that.

CREEPY. I prefer the awesomeness of Jon and Kate Plus 8.

missbheave (is not convinced)

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @meaghan2k: *shown

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Scoregasm: I'm not sure, but I've heard that twins (inexplicably) tend to run in families. My friend's dad is a twin, he had twin sons, and now one of those sons just had twin boys. Weird.

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Political Party Girl: hahaha. ill go to walmart to pick this up asap!

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: spot-on, jonesy. christ, who the hell has in-vitro when they've already had one kid? it's not like she's infertile! and she didn't "steal" brad-- brad was an adult who walked away all on his own. frankly, i'm not a lezebel, but i'd choose ange over jennifer aniston. hell, she's so hott, and humanitarian, i'd choose her over quite a few men.

Charlotte Corday

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @seriena: Star magazine is show twice. Jezebel has got it right.

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @stacyinbean: only if they're the chili-cheese kind. yes.

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @BeteNoir: Well, the masseuse certainly had time, wasn't it like 10 minutes she was making all those phone calls to MK? 3 phone calls before 911 is certainly very suspicious.

NicoleItchy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @Political Party Girl: Yeah, but now that they are of age and have millions of dollars, MK can cover this shit up Chinatown stylie.

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> P.S. Brad + Angeline Jolie = BAnJo. Maybe the Duggers can give them lessons.

Seriena

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> AnJo definitely was on the cover of all 6 (or 5 as Jezebel likes to count) and had the head story on 4, not 3.

Seriena

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @bananaballs: mmmm, that sorbet is the best. ever.

I'd like to add ruffles and french onion dip as a Grade A, and Fritos as a Grade B snack.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> This is just sad. Really fucking sad.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @stacyinbean: It would be one thing if Heath was in the rags every week, but he wasn't. I'm not going deny that his behavior was (OY past tense) erratic for the past few months, but he deserves to be left alone. As do his family and friends.

Maybe US should go raid Paula's medicine cabinet?

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> You know what we need to do to get to the bottom of this whole MK-Heath scanal? Call the Olsen & Olsen Detective Agency. "Will solve any crime, by dinner time!"

Political Party Girl

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @triedandtrue: Me too. Big guffaw into my coffee. A hawk!

CharlemagneBucket

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> i am DONE with any heath speculation. my sentiments were best vocalized by joel mchale on the most recent episode of the soup. it went something along the lines of:

"in his entire life, heath ledger never did anything that made us talk about him on this show. so now that he's dead, stop trying to dig for dirt and sleaze."

amandacobra

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @knitsandwich: OMG I love/hate the Duggars! I love how freakish their family is! Like Amish looking with their potato sack dresses and never-cut crimpy hair! But realistically that family MUST stop with all those babies.

DebbieGlibson

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> I also don't understand how people despise Angelina because she stole Brad away from Jen yet harp on Shar Jackson when it was Britney who hooked up with K-Fed.

amoureuse is a second class citizen

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @lalaland13: Failed attempts to wait until marriage:

Britney Spears
Jamie-Lynn Spears
Miley Cyrus (any day now)
Jessica Simpson (I am not convinced that she waited)
My mom

I never made a vow to wait until marriage, so I never broke any promises!

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @lalaland13: I too would love to see that cover. I swear to God, the pregnancy thing seems like a competition in Hollywood right now - who can get knocked up the most. But Angie and Brad win, because they don't even need to wait 9 months between kids! Carry two in the belly, then just grab a couple more next time you're out of the country. Do you think someday they'll set up "Baby Havers Anonymous" and there will be whole rooms of people admitting that they can't stop collecting/birthing kids, nomatter how hard they try?

teapartys_over

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Last time I was pregnant Britney was too, and this time I get to be knocked up with Angelina, JLo, AND Jamie Lynn. Almost worth the 16 weeks of morning sickness so far.

Cindy

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @caffeinequeen: I always call them silicone breast implants because the resemblence is uncanny.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @bangieb: Exactly. How is the sperm going to have anything to do with whether there are two eggs (fraternals) or the egg has a propensity to divide (identicals). I don't get it.

Scoregasm

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @BeteNoir:
The only problem with that theory is that there would have been drugs in Heath's system. I can't imagine someone would have an eight ball lying on their nightstand and have none in their nose.

TinSmith

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @spectatertot: There was footage on the NYC local news of them pulling up to their brownstone in Brooklyn at night, and the street was lit bright as daylight with camera flashes. It made me sort of ill. I had been trying to avoid any tasteless invasion-of-privacy coverage, and then that turned up on the local news of all places.

BeckyIva

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @stacyinbean: grade a snack foods: ciao bella blood orange sorbet, ben & jerry's chubby hubby, cheese fries, entemann's choco covered donuts
grade b snack foods: cheddar & sour cream ruffles, oreos,skinny cow flying saucers

just my input. i'm not that high maintenance.

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @BeteNoir: Of course its possible that the drug rumors could be just that: rumors.

Ack

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @meaghan2k: And sex! I hate any parent who, like Billy Ray Cyrus (who has a bastard child, btw) raises their child to "wait till marriage." Some article said she was going to do that. Ugh! Why don't you let her get old enough to decide her own damn self? The person you are at 15 is way different from the person you are in 4 or 5 years.

Also, I hate Jordin Sparks' family, because she's always one of those wait till marriage people. So damn wrong. If your child is going to do that, don't announce it to the damn world! In a few years, Jordin Sparks will be pregnant. Don't brag to the world about how "pure" your child is. Makes me SICK!

For the record, my mom did not want me to get a "purity" ring. Neither did I. We both won.

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @BeAgrestic: Well they knew they couldn't go all crazy on Michelle b/c of the baby, so this is just their way of getting more stories. It really is gross. And mildly unnerving that even in death you can't get away from these freaks.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Thank you, Tom Cruise, because you, as a Scientologist, was the ONLY one who could help that hawk.
Twins run in Brad's family...what possible bearing could that have on this pregnancy?

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> people take that blob thing a little out of context. Most newborns are blobs, they really don't do much but eat, sleep and poop. Her other babies were adopted a little older- so she could interact with them.

amoureuse is a second class citizen

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @lalaland13: The Duggars are so hilarious and scary.

KnitSandwich

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @JessaFields: Almost as funny as the line from Juno, "baby-starved wingnuts."

tell Dolly Parton again

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @katastic: We are totes twins on this.

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> And in future news, Miley Cyrus turns to alcohol and cocaine for friendship.

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Thanks for summing it up for me. Now I won't sneakily buy one of those at the supermarket and hate myself.

mielikki

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @stacyinbean: seriouslt.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @lalaland13: I'm a total conspiracy theorist and am convinced somehow that scene got cleaned up.

GoodBadNotEvil

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @stacyinbean: word. Speculating about it at this point just seems wrong and intrusive. The way the media has jumped on this is disgusting.

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> You made Sno-Balls the "F" snack food? How DARE you. They may have the consistency of a breast implant, but they are globes of awesome rolled in marshmallow wishes and coconut dreams.

caffeinequeen

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @eeva: No, that picture is at least a year old.

GoodBadNotEvil

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> QUARTER WATERS ARE THE SHIT.

The deli around the corner from me still sells those. And yes, sometimes I buy one. Orange flavor, thanks.

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @eeva: no, i've seen that picture before. it's an old one. People ran a picture of Michelle leaving Sweden on their website though. I haven't seen any new pictures of her with Matilda, but I also haven't been looking for one, so who knows...

spectatertot

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @lalaland13: I find the expression "baby-drunk" hilarious.

JessaFields

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @BeteNoir: I thought that the security people and the EMTs got there at like exactly the same time and rode up on the elevator together. OR has that been proven wrong?

lalaland13

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> "twins run in the Pitt family; Brad's sister has twins"

So Brad is a double ovulator too?! Cool!

tallyhoe

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Can they leave the MK/Heath Ledger crap alone. Obviously we'll never know what REALLY happened, period.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @stacyinbean: Nope. it's all speculation based on that poop brown dress. But they needed something because this week was pretty lackluster.

KnitSandwich

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> "They hooked up with the help." Bwa ha ha ha. And add Jude Law and Robin Williams to that list. I know there's more....
(Cue 'Clean Up Woman' by Betty Wright here.)

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: well she looks like she's in horrible shape for getting pregnant, really. Perhaps she couldn't get pregnant "naturally" and they fertized her with Brad's sperm?

vanishingirl

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> I'm totally convinced MK's security cleared out drugs et al from Heath's apt. I find it strange that supposedly he was a huge drug addict yet nothing was found in his apt other than sleeping pills.

GoodBadNotEvil

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> seriously? these tabloids are out of control.
how horrible for heath's family and friends to have to see constant reminders of what they lost... especially with all the drug nonsense floating around..

jenalicious

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @charlotte corday: Besides, Ange is only, like, 32. Bitch doesn't need in-vitro. These rags are so fucking pathetic.

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> @katastic: YES!!

And I'm sick of brangelina. Ugh. I really wish they'd just go away.

vanishingirl

]]> <![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Twins For Angelina, Trouble For Mary-Kate]]> Everybody is getting pregnant! Jeebus! I'm glad at least that Angie's fetus is taking some covers away from Heath and all the rumors. So this week isn't too bad, I guess.

Still waiting for an US Weekly cover on "WHY I DECIDED TO GET AN ABORTION."

Also, I hope at some point Angie and Brad stop having babies. I know, they can afford them, but the more kids you have, the less attention you can pay to each of them. I hope her statement about "we'll probably cra