<![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @muxiemux:

So it wasn't just me!

LadyChatterley

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @hatepaperdoll: <3 I second that.

megankills

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> They actually sell these chairs at many Chinese health stores claiming they are good for your back and will help you lose weight. It's usually displayed next to that butt-belt-shaking machine. I can't believe people fall for this kind of rubbish. Except for grinding down your vertebrae I can't see any use for this piece of junk.

mor10

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> I wonder what a "Delaware Chair" could do for my Glutes. Is the concept of 'getting up and going for a walk' too far-fetched for our workaholic nation?

LisaMc

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> A few seconds in, a guy in the video exclaims, "This feels great on my abs!" And I thought he said, "This feels great on my ass!"

Absolutely hilarious infomercial.

Jadoremonchat

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> I was up til 4 for no reason at all last night and I saw this infomercial and cracked up the whole time! If I had this at the office no work would be done!

kaylinda

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> It kills me that Arrested Development was cancelled before they could write a script involving this chair and GOB.

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> Here's the Ellen clip with the chair, it is hilarious: [ellen.warnerbros.com]

Jory

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> yo Jez, you totally cribbed this entry from the gilded moose... but s'cool.

thenewtwenties

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @leMaldeTete: I think I love you.

NewsBunny

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @godofbiscuits: Funny, I just thought of that "Ride the Snake" SNL skit where Jim Carrey is a cracked-out informercial salesman.

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> This looks like an SNL fake commercial. These people are going about their "normal workday" looking like they are being shaken by an earthquake or some invisible hand. It is downright comical.

GodOfBiscuits

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @muxiemux: I totally thought the same. Because really, it seems like it should.

@bgga: If you find out how, give me a holler, that's like the best idea ever.

Also, can we talk about the jingle near the end? "If you can sit, you can get thin, hawaii chair!!"

CollegeCamel

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @westvillagegirl: Hahaha. Awesome.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @petuniacat: HA! That is exactly what would happen to me if I tried that.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @Scoregasm: A couple years ago, I bought an exercise ball to sit on at work. It lasted for about two weeks, during which time I'd roll off of it a couple times a day and fall into a cabinet or wall and end up with bruises on my shins and arms.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> I'm still watching the video trying to determine if I can remove the arms so I can straddle my man while he sits on this thing... pure genius I tell you, pure genius!

BGGA

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: Actually, I'm assuming you work your abs like crazy if you are actually trying to work and keep your upper body steady. Which would mean I'd last all of 5 minutes.

Lymed

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @muxiemux: Congrats. I just laughed tears.

Tenno

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> I am equal parts seasick and turned on. That's a new one.

megankills

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> I can't tell if it's like a robotic thing or if you have to propel it in the little circles yourself.

Also, a stupid theme song is the irrefutable sign of a quality product.

reach

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @rhody: George Michael, is that you?

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> thanks y'all... between the video and the comments, my day has improved greatly.

lermanzo

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> I really thought he was going to say "it feels so good on my ASS"!

muxiemux

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> That'll crack Gramma's hip!

fayettenam

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> This has GOT to be a joke! "This takes the work out of your workday!" Whaaat?

Kazzah

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @Scoregasm: My roommate had an exercise ball. She never actually exercised on it, she would just bounce around on it randomly while she talked to me. It totally made me motion sick and I always yelled at her to stop bouncing.

treecut...Grim Reaper of the forest

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> Anyone ever see Woody Allen's "Bannanas"? One of the first scenes involves the EXECUCISER for busy executives. The file cabinet shoots basketballs every few seconds, and opening the drawers involves lifting weights. But this is better.

Crotty

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @thanksluckystars: Until you spend your teenaged summers making them. Then they are gross and they will be gross for the rest of your life.

Tragic, really. Eating a chocolate banana would be right in my comedic wheelhouse.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> I can really feel my abs after laughing so hard at this infomercial and the comments. Thanks hula chair!

jezebelbelg

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> Work was cancelled due to weather yesterday, and I got to catch up on daytime TV. Ellen had this chair on her show, and the clips of her and her guests sitting on the chairs were freaking hilarious. I say that anyone who buys this, thinking it'll actually benefit their health, would benefit far more from an IQ check.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @rhody: who cares? they're delicious!

thanksluckystars

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @LaComtesse: i just stifled a laugh and snarfed in the dead-quiet computer commons in the library--toooooo funny!!!! i especially like "trying to pick up a pen you dropped on the floor" such an amazing visual...

wigglepuppy

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> I'm just imagining going in for a job interview and being forced to keep a straight face while your potential employer flings their pelvis at you for 45 minutes. Perks indeed!

katcarl

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @wolf biter: Yes! An Arrested Development reference will always make me smile.

porterlicious

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> I think "lazy, horny workaholic" is a pretty good description of me.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @Jeremy: Are we up and running?

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @mbprice: Khakis are sacred to white people.

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @mbprice: Shame on pew.

Jeremy

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @LaComtesse: Well, white people don't have anything sacred of their own, so they appropriate other sacred people's sacred things. It's our MO. The last white person sacrament was probably some druid thing, and now look. Stonehenge is a tourist trap. Cultural parasites, us whiteys.

mbprice

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> Top 5 most hilarious office moments to be had in a Hawaii chair...

1) Greeting a new client
2) Berating an employee
3) Drinking coffee
4) Board meeting
5) Trying to pick up a pen you dropped on the floor

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> How would you balance books if your ass moves around like that? Oh, they weren't being literal?

haguenite

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> why are all the infomercial exercize machines hump machines????

this also kind of reminds me of the time i was using the computer at my ex's parent's house and his dad had one of those vibrating pads for the lower back and i had an orgasm on his desk chair. hehehe

wigglepuppy

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @rhody: Hey, there's always money in the banana stand.

wolf biter

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> i love how that spokeswoman in the pink sweater looks like she's holding on for dear life!

fluxuspoo

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> Nevermind that the "ancient art of hula" was sacred to native Hawaiians. Thank you, white people, for ruining everything *glances at her own milky white complexion and punches self in face*

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @Jeremy: Messiah? Jesus Chairst!

Ok, that was such a stretch. I'm off my game today. I can already feel it.

mbprice

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> Katastic is saved! Behold, your messiah!

Jeremy

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> When I was a kid I worked at a candy store that sold chocolate covered bananas and the tourists would line up for these things. Even as a 15 year old, I thought, don't this people know that it looks like they are sucking on an emormous, black penis?

Those same Middle Americans would be all about the Hawaii Chair.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @leMaldeTete: Yeah, and you have to hold a hot cup of coffee and try not to spill it! You also have to wear a stupid hat.

tailfeather

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> The chick in the pink sweater looks like she is hanging on to that keyboard for dear life. If I brought that thing to work and fired it up, I bet I would barely make it one hula revolution before HR appeared on my caller id.

Whitney's Black Best Friend

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @tailfeather: It should be the punishment chair. Blow a deal? Sit in the chair. Jam the copier? Time for the chair. Everyone could crowd around and jeer, and for the dudes, probably also make fun of their ties.

leMaldeTete

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> I think seat-sickness may be involved

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> i'd love to meet the actors from this infomercial. wouldn't you take a second look at the actor who appeared in 'the hawaii chair' informercial? that one woman who's in the chair while at work...awesome. imagine her telling her kids "see honey? that's mommy on the hula chair!". comic gold.

rednrowdy

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> This just reminded me that I BROKE me desk chair over the weekend. Totes wasn't meant for leaning back against the wall and I have the huge cut to prove it.
I want a chair that will accommodate my ADHD!

BeAgrestic

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> That is endlessly hilarious! Every office should have one. Everyone looks like a total, mortified twat on that chair.

tailfeather

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> That lazy, horny workaholic Ellen Degeneres (or Degenerate, as my granddaddy is so fond of calling her) had her guests sit on this yesterday - priceless.

myrtlebeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> Uh, yeah. It's not exercise if something else is doing all the work for you & you're just along for the ride. Peoples is stoopit.

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @mbprice: I couldn't have said it better.

I'm imagining getting into something really hairy during the workday and just hula-ing it out, bitch.

howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> @tallyhoe: Wow. It's 11:15 and I'm awake now.

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> Even without sound, that was comedy gold.

KnitSandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> A tube of construction strength adhesive and one upright dildo is all I need to make this hula chair into a thing of my mastubatory dreams.

tallyhoe

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> Hey, that's me! I'm a lazy, horny workaholic! I've never heard a more apt description of myself. And, no, lazy and workaholic are not mutually exclusive. I go through bouts of prolonged laziness, interspersed with periods of fervent workaholism. All other times, I'm horny.

QED, I need this chair.

mbprice

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> It's the mechanical bull of the corporate rodeo!

leMaldeTete

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> I think I could only draw circles at my desk and pat my stomach at the same time!

OCOS

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> I saw this informercial at the gym and had to cover my face with a magazine, I was laughing so hard.

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> Hmm...I would say 20000/10 on the Creed-o-meter

battleaxonista

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> This thing will wreck your back - guaranteed.

But I also wouldn't pass up the chance to test a free one out for those 'after 5pm' activities.

ThaKadinskyPapers

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> hello, lower back pain!

Charlotte Corday

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> I would totally get sick from this thing. Co-workers would think I was nuts. And all my emails would read something like: awe9uy4329-uba ad;oijhy359ujah

summerwheatley

]]> <![CDATA[Finally: An Exercise Chair For Lazy, Horny Workaholics]]> It reminds me of that episode of The Office where Dwight is bouncing around on an exercise ball at his desk.
I would totally get motion sickness.

Scoregasm

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