¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look - Jezebel Comments

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

marazion — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:04:05 EST

my mother and his mother should get together and set us up. you know his mama thinks penelope is too skinny. arriba! andale!

marazion

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

Crazy Broad — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:10:03 EST

Javier was seriously scary (and exceptionally talented) in "No Country for Old Men." Had no idea...My ovaries are weeping. [Drooling.]

Let's just hope that the American movie industry doesn't do to this man what it did to Antonio Banderas (who's practically a joke now, but see him in old Pedro Almodovar films and you'll know what I mean).

Crazy Broad

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

shunguy007 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:53:16 EST

Javier is divine & so modest in manner; I wish he had been the one to speak for the cast of No Country for Old Men when they won Best Cast last night at the SAG awards. Instead Josh "MEMEME" Brolin made a fool out of himself. Who knew Josh was such a dick.

shunguy007

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

coochiemama — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:50:41 EST

::::swoon::::

coochiemama

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

JessaFields — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:37:44 EST

@whynotshesaid: They just made a movie together and Scarlett was flirting with him, according to some magazine article. Penelope was there, too (also in the movie, I think) and she gave Scarlett dagger eyes.

JessaFields

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

Maggles — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:26:49 EST

muy caliente.

Maggles

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

wring — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:59:12 EST

@Jaguares: lol ilu bb

wring

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

bruinseattrojans — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:53:08 EST

@tailfeather: Word.

bruinseattrojans

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

SBJ — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:12:44 EST

OMG, y'all are dirty today.

SBJ

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

LitiGrrl30 — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:06:26 EST

@lovenoelg: Ha, me, too, me, too!

LitiGrrl30

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

whynotshesaid — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:03:42 EST

@debbieglibson: Just keep him away from Scarlett Johansson and we'll be all set.

whynotshesaid

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

PantyWaist — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:00:17 EST

After seeing No Country for Old Men, last night, it is hard to see him as anything but intensely scary.... What a fantastic film, BTW!!! Every time he was on the screen my heart was pounding, and not in a good way.

PantyWaist

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

PhoneticLorin — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:55:02 EST

@TruculentandUnreliable: Holy crap, now I have to go give Barnes and Noble even more of my money, damn them. God bless them.

PhoneticLorin

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

Eeva — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:53:25 EST

@langtry: I think maybe we should both go check if we can still see our reflections or have suddenly developed a strong aversion to garlic.
But first I'm going to scroll up again and have another look. Mmm.

Eeva

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

langtry — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:49:40 EST

@eeva: Oh snap! You beat me to it!

langtry

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

langtry — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:49:20 EST

@TruculentandUnreliable: I will check those IMDB pix out.

As for Javier, the more I see the picture above, the more I think he quite simply has the most erotic neck I've ever seen. I just want to consume him from clavicle to jawline, all the while saying "Hah-VEE-air"!

langtry

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

TruculentandUnreliable — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:49:16 EST

@PhoneticLorin: I read the book a while before the movie came out, and I haven't seen the movie yet, but I didn't really like the book. It's part of a trilogy, but I haven't read the other two.

LOVED The Road, though.

TruculentandUnreliable

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

Eeva — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:48:01 EST

@eeva: PS. am not actually a vampire.

Eeva

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Eeva — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:47:31 EST

Mmmmmmmm. Lovely neck. Mmmmmmmm.

Eeva

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

PhoneticLorin — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:46:31 EST

@DorothyZbornak: I'd loan you my copy but it's a little dog-eared and worn from being grasped with sweaty, trembling, white-knuckled paws.

PhoneticLorin

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

DorothyZbornak — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:44:52 EST

@PhoneticLorin: Holy shit, I don't know if I can handle that! The movie was crazy enough!

DorothyZbornak

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

DorothyZbornak — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:44:11 EST

@Jaguares: Ha! I almost spit my drink out!

DorothyZbornak

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

PhoneticLorin — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:43:24 EST

@Cam/ron: Si.
Everyone, go read the book, stat! Even more eerie than the movie, I kidz you not.

PhoneticLorin

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

TruculentandUnreliable — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:31:08 EST

@langtry: What can I say? I like to give 'em a chance.

Also, in the interests of "research" I was looking at photos of him on IMDB, and there were a couple of pictures of him with Woody Harrelson (obvs) and it was like a study in contrasts. It was cracking me up.

TruculentandUnreliable

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

katekatekate — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:30:37 EST

Um, yeah, I just saw 'No Country' last night and just the thought of him still makes me want to curl in a ball and cry. Looks like he'll be starring in my nightmares again tonight! Thanks, Jezebel!

katekatekate

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

lisas — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:26:26 EST

@HelloTitty: How long before head-inflation becomes a standard plastic surgery procedure?

lisas

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

STICKSnSCONES — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:25:22 EST

@itchycoo: @mepo: He is SO packing. It's always the quiet ones. The loud ones are never so blessed.

STICKSnSCONES

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

cmg — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:20:24 EST

He seems like the type who'd pull your hair a little. oh shit, just turned myself on a bit. ay chihuahua!

cmg

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

langtry — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:20:09 EST

@TruculentandUnreliable: Not sure if he's 'hot or not' but you'd still bang him. I love it! Then again, it's true that sometimes you don't know how hot someone is until you're getting it on with them.

langtry

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

thenwemadeout — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:19:08 EST

He is hot hot hot. Just.....hot. And I love his big, crooked nose. I don't know, I just have a thing for that. And Spaniards with delicious accents and deep, manly voices.

thenwemadeout

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

langtry — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:18:52 EST

Dizzayum! Now that's a man, ladies.

Never been jealous of Penelope Cruz vis a vis boyfriends, but I am now.

langtry

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

DebbieGlibson — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:17:30 EST

@TruculentandUnreliable: Oooo I get your point...similar manly appeal, but Clive is def. WAY hotter. Still, I think Javier is the new Benicio

DebbieGlibson

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

Beijaquinha — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:12:42 EST

He's dreamy (even though his head is quite large).

Beijaquinha

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

TruculentandUnreliable — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:08:36 EST

Hm. He almost looks like a caricature of a sexy, manly Spanish dude. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I'm still on the fence about whether he's hot or not.

I mean, I'd still fuck him, but I'm not sure he's, like, Clive Owen hot, you know?

TruculentandUnreliable

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

Jaguares — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:07:53 EST

This man's become a regular in my masturbation fantasies. Just thought you guys would like to know that.

Jaguares

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

DorothyZbornak — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:07:13 EST

@ClockontheStove: Yes there is and it brings out the animal in me.

DorothyZbornak

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

covergirlofdoom — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:06:57 EST

@mycatsnores: i know. what an evil bastardo haircut he had in that no country.

covergirlofdoom

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

WINGSOFPASTRAMI — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:03:14 EST

I love him, nose hairs and all.

WINGSOFPASTRAMI

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

sarahrose — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:02:57 EST

god, he's gorgeous and his accent is like listening to a waterfall of sex pour out of his mouth. can we invent a .jpg that has running clips of his voice replaying over it? you know, like a picture with sounds...or i guess a video would be fine. either way, MORE MORE MORE!

sarahrose

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

tailfeather — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:01:45 EST

@mepo: Nailed it. I don't even find him attractive, but THERE IS THAT.

tailfeather

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

itchycoo — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:01:42 EST

@mepo: yeah, he sure walks around/carries himself like he's packing heat.

itchycoo

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

hortense — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:01:38 EST

He seriously looks like a man who taught calculus at my high school. That's all I can think of when I see him, sadly.

hortense

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

KnitSandwich — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:00:59 EST

@Cam/ron: Well, it was very entertaining.

KnitSandwich

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

blackbirdfly — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:00:03 EST

Meh.

blackbirdfly

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

mymanicpixiedreamcatsnores — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:59:50 EST

What a difference a haircut can make.

mymanicpixiedreamcatsnores

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

Augusta — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:59:04 EST

I loved him as Reinaldo Arenas in Before Night Falls. I thought he was so sexy and so cool in that movie! And he looks great here, no question. Mmm.

Augusta

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

dollywould — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:58:04 EST

Gimme.

dollywould

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

ImOnlyDancingJohn — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:56:14 EST

Love his manly dimples!

ImOnlyDancingJohn

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

Macloserboy — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:55:59 EST

He's almost hot there. Almost.

Macloserboy

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

sexysadie — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:55:29 EST

i really don't see the appeal.

sexysadie

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

Cam/ron — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:55:21 EST

Am I in the minority of people who believe that his Prince Valiant hairdo rocked in "No Country for Old Men"?

Cam/ron

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

DebbieGlibson — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:55:06 EST

I love the hair, the accent and humility...sigh...

DebbieGlibson

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

mepo — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:54:50 EST

Ohh and 'dirty Spanish eyes' - now i get it and no, no complaints here.

mepo

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

SarahMC — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:54:41 EST

OMG he looks so normal! I had the heebie jeebies for days after No Country - all b/c of him, obvi

SarahMC

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

DebbieDoesDamage — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:54:17 EST

Someone needs to trim his nose hairs.

DebbieDoesDamage

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

mepo — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:54:16 EST

You just know he has a massive cock.

mepo

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

ClockOnTheStove — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:54:16 EST

There is something very animal about him.

ClockOnTheStove

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

HelloTitty — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:54:00 EST

He actually looks good here. You can't even tell that HE HAS A HUGE HEAD!

HelloTitty

¡Silencio! Javier Bardem Is Perfecting A Far-Away Look

LoveNoelG — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:53:33 EST

I wanna be more-than-friendo with him.

LoveNoelG