<![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> I think last week's sloppy kiss was what really did her in. There's no amount of Brett Brew that could wash that off.

But, on the upside, Angelique's departure does prove (once and for all) that Brett has SOME standards, no matter how low. Or at the very least, an aversion to lawsuits. I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt, though.

laceyhate

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Megan (from Beauty and the Geek) was so evil in this episode! Calling Kristy Joe 'scary' without make-up made me cringe. I used to like her, but now she is just a reality show whore. When is she going to be exposed for that? She's had her 15 min. of fame!

nolovehere

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> I had a dream Bret Michaels wanted to have sex with me, and showed me his freakishly small penis. That's my punnishment for watching Rock of Love before I fall asleep.

alecksander

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> I agree with those who mention that this season seems a little lackluster or not as hilar as the first. I think Brett seems a little to "nudge nudge know what I mean know what I mean" and contrived in his narration and comments whereas last year it seemed more off the cuff and spontaneous.

I will dearly miss the horror show that was Trangelique! Who is going to bring the crazy next?!

elizabethm

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Pathetic.

SidheDragon

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @AbbyNormal: Agree completely that Heather should be Rock of Love III. Let Bret compete with young skanky dudes who have their real hair for her attention. *daydreams about the awesomeness*

KLondike5

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> This is just a ghost of last season. I mean, Megan is a total bitch, but not in the creative, batshit insane way Lacey was, and a couple of the women are very pretty. But it's just so much warmed over skanky toast this time around. They all cry and make drama out of nothing (last season those women brought the mean) and either I'm just not as shocked this time, or they are actually boring me.
I hope Heather's appearance will soothe my burn from this last episode. I love Peyton but she won't win, because Bret, who yes lied about his age on Episode 1, won't choose a woman his own age. And how pissed was I when Kristy Joe and Britney were grossed out that he would want a woman Catherine's age, which is also Bret's??? Argh.
Heather needs her own show, dammit!

AbbyNormal

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Isn't it sad that a dude who used to date Heather Locklear and Pam Anderson in their prime has resorted the vile beings for sexual gratification?

Say what you want about Baio, but other then those dreadful twins he was toting around last season, at least his women are attractive and actually well spoken.

spielarama

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @Trashtastic , @Cam/Ron

The subtitles for Angelique are just mean! I can't think of another show that does that phonetic "fix" for people with accents.

artlung

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Why are they on this show? I caught the recaps this weekend, andI think Inna summed up their pathos best in the first episode, "My father walked out when I was young, and I am just looking for someone to love me." If they would only say that to a therapist, and not a camera, they would have a chance at life.

midwesternmom

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> I don't know about you but I think Bret has reached a milestone in his personal development when a porn star writhing naked on a stage with a completely false body, presenting herself spread eagle is even too disgusting for him. Mangelique threatened him with a good time that was just too threatening, I guess.

CandiedViolet

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> It cannot be overstated enough how deeply stupid it was to send Angelique home. Those producers should have stepped in for the good of the show, if only to maintain the quality of entertainment we've come to know on Rock of Love. The other girls? I defy anyone to even remember their names. I patiently await the series premiere of "I love Frenchy."

Pancakelover

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @jerseylicious: i somehow wound up at her website yesterday. her music is sort of a weird-like SNL parody of gothic industrial new wave music....which makes NO sense. The video on her page is also quite divine. yipes.

i think next week is going to be great. this season has been disappointing to me as well.

bret michaels is/was(?) smart/fun/nice. these gals are HORRORS!

covergirlofdoom

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Kristy Joe seems better than the rest but they are all just there for the exposure of it. I can not accept that anyone actually believes they will find love on a reality show...
That being said I really like watching those skanks. And bret michaels becomes more and more of a douche after each episode..

GuyismyGuy

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @dripdrop: I am in COMPLETE agreement. The girl is absolutely busted, but she was the highlight of the show because VH1 translated everything she said in that ridiculous fashion. I was semi-crushed when she was voted off last night. Too soon, too soon fair Angelique.

DebbieGlibson

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> The arguments between the girls are painful to watch. I cringed when the "VIPs" were confronting Kristy Joe- all Megan (is that her name? the one from BATG?) had to contribute was to the discussion was how ugly Kristy Joe looked without makeup. I guess BATG only teaches you to be nicer to geeks and not other women?

pinkhearts

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Ha! One of the gals at my knitting group yesterday said of Angelique, "It's like her beauty icon is Janice from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem." Truer words have never been spoken.

Chicklet

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @Macloserboy: Marry me! lol

Trashtastic

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> I've never seen this show but every time I hear about it all I can think of is that promo shot with Brett and his faux package.
So not only does Brett Michaels make me think "Tied on wig" and "Purell" he makes me think "Fake Peen"

Sev

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @jerseylicious:

I like Kristy Jo too (and I agree that she'll end up with the Sam edit), but WHY would she want to go on this show so soon after ending what was probably a traumatic marriage? Was she thinking-"if only I could beat out a bunch of other skanks to win Bret Michael's heart, my life would be SO much better"?

zoobabe

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> It's amazing how this group of ladies is making Heather look classy. I'm just getting sick of looking at all the fake lips like on Daisy and Angelique, those creep me out to no end. I love how the Kristy Jo drama was started over an obvious joke. I like her, maybe because she's the only remotely normal-looking/pretty girl in the house, but she's definitely going to get the Sam "can't handle this" edit and eventual mercy kill. And I'm glad to see Lacey was able to parlay her fifteen minutes of fame into something as lucrative as roller derby. How's that music career going for her?

Jerseylicious

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @kataroo_kangaroo: I forgot Lacy was on there. Even she sucked.

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Let's talk about how awesome it was to see Lacey punching Brett's fake baby, and the teammate gnawing on Brett's fake baby's arm. Rock it.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Really though--is the show ruined if you know who is sent home? Rarely. The joy in most of these trashy reality shows lies mainly in watching exactly how low people will sink to be on TV. I barely even pay attention th the eliminations--the fun stuff has already happened.

HootieHoo

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @cardboardbelt: It's a burlesque club- it's more about the tease.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @AndYourLittleDogToo: You're so generous with the "young" and "women" part!

AshleyStIves

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @AndYourLittleDogToo: I like to imagine that in 20 years, Bret Michaels will take Wilford Brimley's place as spokes-celeb in those 'diabeetus awareness/health care services' TV commercials (with bandana w/ blonde extensions tied firmly in place).

jenocyde

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Wait...this is a strip club that dosent allow nudity?

cardboardbelt

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Say what you will about Angelique, she was a fun girl.

I can't tell the rest of the bland drama queens apart. *yawn*

Roxy and Sara were two of the prettier girls in the house. Bret's bias for skanky blondes is seriously limiting. But maybe they were smarter too, since he dumped them because they weren't into him enough.

KLondike5

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> I will miss Angelique, but at least we still have Inna, the "Ukranian Love Tank."

whoneedslight

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Aw, Trangelique is gone!

This season is not as fun as the last one. Boring girls and they're having to really push the drama. I didn't see how Kristy Joe "trashed" the other team by chatting with the gals over her bowl of cereal.

And, full disclosure, I think Kristy Joe is hot, in the sense that she's the hottest one in the house. Outside of that house and this TV show, I wouldn't even look her way.

But I still don't think she started anything.

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> I sincerely hoped they Cloroxed the shit out of that stage when she was through.

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @mightymouth: Gah.

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @bangieb: Well, he did write one of the most prolific, and lyrical, songs of all time: Unskinny Bop.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @katastic: That's her "come hither" look.

mightymouth

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Maybe she got kicked off because she's always making that weird, strung-out, frog-eyed bobble-headed expression at him.

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @AshleyStIves: I love that you spelled diabetes the way he pronounces it! It always make me think of Wilford Brimley. Which is probably not a good thing when he's trying to attract young women.

AndYourLittleDogToo

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @hortense: That house smells of Britney Spears "Fantasy".

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> I was kinda ticked off that he said sexual attraction and chemisty were the most important things. I mean, yeah, but hello?? Could this show be any more fake? "I'm just looking for hot chicks who want to climb the fame ladder...."

spamanda

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @hortense: That was the most awesome description I have read yet! Thanks for the laugh!

Kittenish

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @AndYourLittleDogToo: Methinks all the boner talk is compensating for diabeetus dick.

AshleyStIves

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @hortense: Bwah !!! Why did Bret get rid of Roxy? He always gets rid of the minority girls - Bret are you scared of a little color in your life? That Daisy thing looks like a cross between Bret Michaes and ANgelique. Why did her get rid of her? Mangelique was the new hottie. Bring on Foofy

ldq32

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Angelique was the only interesting girl on the show! Even if everytime she was on camera she was naked or wearing a tube top and i would have to shout "oh my god PUT ON A BRA!"

Lazy Line Painter Jane

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> This part of a giant block of "sad middle-aged men" on VH1. It starts with Brett then continues on with Scott Baio and Christopher "Peter Brady" Knight and their brides or brides-to-be. I cut Scott Baio a break, because while it is in inches, he is struggling to evolve. Christopher Knight gets no slack because I'm just too amused that he's realizing the problems of the age difference. He's essentially raising his wife! I loved his freakout over her lezzie layout.

Macloserboy

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> I finally saw an episode of this show. It's bringing out the germophobe in me. I like Angelique though, bb has no shame and proud of it!

wring

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @blackbirdfly: Seriously. And that entire house must reek of Designer Imposters and Aqua Net.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Oh don't tell me that VH1 gave her a froggy accent in the subtitles.

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> When Bret said, "She does have a nice ass, though," he was wearing what I like to refer to as the Threesome Face. As in, he is saying this to his "Hungarian love tank" (lovvve it) only to gauge her openness to a possible menage a trois, not because he needs a second opinion. As evidence, I ask you to imagine Heather in this situation last season--HOW FAST would she have said, "Ohmigod, totally hot," even though she is in no way interested in women.

Titania

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Now I know who Angelique reminds me of - Dee Snider of Twisted Sister.

mightymouth

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Ladies, I totes understand the validity of re-capping shows and talking about who gets sent home, but is it too much to ask for you not to put the 'spoiler' in the title? Is that really going to hurt your post that much? I'd hate to think I would have to stop visiting Jezebel until I was fully caught up on all of my shows just to be safe.

shiningstar

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Who is he? He looks like that hair stylist of the stars from the 80's Jose something.

Braz

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> His bandana is growing every week. That lavender rig he had on last night was bigger than his frickin' head.

zibby

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> He talked about his boners a lot last season too. But I agree. This season is less fun, and the women are...well...they just are.

WonderWoman

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> I don't see how anyone can touch Bret Michaels without some disinfectant.

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> He does have children, so he really can't date someone that will give them nightmare...

Dude looks like a lady!

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> It was funny how Bret was trying to pretend like he was turned on by her "dancing" when his eyes were saying GROSS!

How about the other chick admitting that she was still legally married? Fame-whore much?

zoobabe

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @bangieb: ha! the boyfriend and i are convinced that bret michaels is far smarter than he seems at first.

this does not, of course, mean he's actually *intelligent.*

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> I'm so with you on this, SM. Quit complaining about spoilers when the show has already aired, people. If you have it DVR'ed or whatever and just haven't gotten around to watching it yet, you should probably stay away from this thing called the Internet where people talk about things that have happened in the world. That's what I do. Man, that sounded grouchy...sorry, it's Monday.

Anyway, yes, this season is not doing much for me, sadly. Even bringing Lacey back turned out to be boring and uneventful. All she did was beat up a baby, and typing that out I just realized that it was nowhere near as awesome as it sounds.

bitsy boozer

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @LaComtesse: "tits of doom" LOLZ.

I can't belive that she was too trashy even for Bret. When he says stuff like, "She has a nice ass, though" it's plainly obvi that he's grossed out and just trying to be nice. He may be a silicone-mongering man-whore, but at least Bret is not a cruel human being. He's not about to kick a skank while she down.

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> ..I think I meant WANT...

GTCosita

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Do any of these girls really WANTS to date Bret? Or is appearing on this show just a step on the ladder to "success"? I really can't figure it out. Both options are equally sad.

GTCosita

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @hortense: It's narcissism - the love that keeps on giving.

mightymouth

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @AndYourLittleDogToo: Favorite quote from last season: "I need to figure out how to get her (Heather) off the stripper pole and onto mine." Love it!

punkrockgirl

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @hammerimissu: She's really a one trick pony. Once she licked chocolate off her nipple, there's no where else to go.

RosemaryF

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> I caught the end of this last night. It is seriously frightening how many of these girls look like Bret Michaels.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> SOO much buhgina face this season. Do these women know that they've made their mouths look like genitals?

Mrs. DeLesseps To You, Dahling

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @Macloserboy: She totally used to be. The links to her porn agent's site provided very graphic proof she no longer has any male bits. My eyes will never recover.

BlondeGrlz

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> This season isn't nearly as fun as the first one. The girls don't have personalities and Brett keeps talking about his boner(s). Gross.

AndYourLittleDogToo

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @Macloserboy: This is why we love you so, sweetheart!

And is it just me, or do you love how the write out the subtitles phonetically? This cracks my shit up for some reason. But then again, I drink a lot.

Trashtastic

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> I thought trash was Bret's style? I kinda thought she was kinda funny. The rest of the girls are really boring.

hammerimissu

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Of course ahm gonna git nekkid lookit me ahm sofa king hought!!

ThaKadinskyPapers

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> "That is insanely awesome"...Bret Michaels, great wordsmith of the 21st century. A true Renaissance man.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> @Macloserboy: My thoughts exactly. You can make those tatas as big as watermelons, but they're still not gonna help that face.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> My 2nd favorite element of this episode was how many times the club owner dropped the name of the place while on camera. So friggen LA. My first favorite was watching that walking veneral disease and her horrifying tits of doom.

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> Ugh I'm so glad I don't have to look at her anymore. Her lips are just so gross. The best part of Angelique is VH1's transcription of her accent--so funny!

dripdrop

]]> <![CDATA[<i>Rock Of Love</i>: Angelique Is One Less Frog Bret Will Have To Kiss]]> She's a man, baby!

Macloserboy

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