<![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>) - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>) - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> who better to know "all about the guys"

jrmintz

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @mepo: pass the duchy on the left hand side....

bigleggedwoman

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> Entertainment Weekly already had the sexiest picture of James Marsden a few weeks ago anyway.

whitekidinflatbush

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @meaghan2k: Oh heavens yes, Will Arnett. That voice...I watch that episode of 30 Rock all the time just for him. And watched 2/3rds of Season 1 of Arrested Development last weekend for the 1st time...because Will is in it. Come on Blockbuster, get that 3rd disc here now!

Love Will. Not JKras love love, but love all the same.

Rebecca

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @richcreamerybutter: Totes. Hee. Hee hee.

FemiNuisance

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @mbprice: Seriously. Best. Comment. Ever. And the name of my first album.

Also? Def specific to dudes. My old bf couldn't get anough of it (not just licking, he liked it rough) but my current cannot stand anything nipple-adjacent. Too bad, really. One less erogenous zone.

FemiNuisance

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> Is it permissible to say, "Kate Hudson's particular facial feature arrangement makes me almost angry?" Technically it's not a catty remark about appearance, but can be compared to the documented case of the woman who had epileptic seizures every time she heard Mary Hart's voice on "Entertainment Tonight."

richcreamerybutter

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @meaghan2k: i need visual proof. otherwise it's just a myth, sista!

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> Yeah my dude loves nipple action too. He's the one who first requested it.

richcreamerybutter

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @notaclevername: Oh, no, I'm totally with you; I'm just out of love with Glamour, and every five seconds it's heart disease this or that. There is no other health issue, as far as they're concerned.

TheFormerJuneBronson

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @bananaballs: Fact: Tobias is not a never-nude with me.

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @meaghan2k: yeah, sure. big talker.

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @bananaballs: Not when he's with me.

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @notaclevername: @DorothyZbornak: Aw, you guys are swell.

mbprice

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @meaghan2k: but he's a never nude!

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @bananaballs: Oh yeah absolutely. And I love those kind of guys. David Cross would be my number one though. Dear lord. The man causes me to throw fits.

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @meaghan2k: ok YES. (i think we probably spend our weekends watching the same shit on parallel universe futons). but isn't part of his appeal the fact that he's not this obvious hunky guy? that you have to sort of have a weird sense of humor to dig him sexually?

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @notaclevername: No, I agree!

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> God I live for these.

shelovesyou

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @mbprice: comment of the day. (Sorry, DorothyZbornak).

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @TheFormerJuneBronson: Not to defend Glamour or anything, but women + heart disease = seriousness. Be aware of family history (I'm 50 percent fucked), eat your fiber and get some exercise. And if you're a smoker, try to quit (or at least cut back). I want to read y'all's comments when I'm 80. **smooches!**

OK, now, down to business. I hate women's magazines, but I'm going to resume working out and I need something relatively mindless to read while I'm on the bike. It used to be Jane (sniffle) but there doesn't seem to be a good alternative. Any good mags with lots of pictures and not a lot of text that will occupy my 30 minutes of cardio 3 times a week so I don't have a heart attack at 40?

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @mbprice: DAMMIT.

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @MakeMeSmile: I live with a man who happens to LOVE it. So I think it's man-specific.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @meaghan2k: Your hair will not live vicariously through my cock!!!

mbprice

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @spectatertot:

Yes, I was. Mystery solved, thank you!

Man, I almost wish it had been ANY other mag than Glamour. Like, Marie Claire would have been ok.

KimberleeJ

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @mbprice: I think girls use scrunchies on guys dicks because they can't really use them in real life, they're a fashion faux pas, so what better place to put them than on your johnson?!?

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @bananaballs: Well, you are missing out. I love Will Arnett. The voice. The chest. I just want him to read the menu to me all sexy-like. "...with club sauce"

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @bananaballs: Really, really, really not surprised one bit. I never bought the "I'm just a lil sweetie" act.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> i've taken to buying men's magazines, (Details is very good actually), i just can't bear this shit.

Rummy_McGin

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @meaghan2k: Dear lord, I don't know what I'd do! Like, if things were proceeding normally and then all of a sudden a scrunchie appeared and was headed for my dick? I guess I'd ask what she thought she was doing, but from reading this website I'd already know perfectly well... I think I'd have to ask her to leave/excuse myself from the situation. I just... no. No, I couldn't deal with that.

Ok, maybe if Maggie Gyllenhall wanted to.

mbprice

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @meaghan2k: @LadySkittlehattington: not to sound catty, but she's a bitch in real life, too. i dislike her immensly.

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @langtry: i don't mind will arnett. hell, he was one of the best things from "arrested development." but yeah, uh, SEX SYMBOL? i guess i would do him cuz he's funny, but his name ain't written all over my jackrabbit, nah mean?

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @mbprice: You mean, you don't like scrunchies tied around your dick?

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @meaghan2k: I'm the same way. Just the sight of her annoys me. I think maybe it's because she started out on a track to be a legitimately respected actress and then made a series of stupid romantic comedies that involved tripping over things hijinx. How original!

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @MakeMeSmile: My man loves it, but they're pierced.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @MakeMeSmile: Well, i dunno haha. I'm sure some guys like it. If he gets into it, then yeah, he probably does. Just my own personal preference, I suppose.

mbprice

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> Tracy Morgan: I Do Not Think He Is Still Off the Alcohol?

KnitSandwich

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @mbprice: Ummm...really? Guys don't like to have their nipples licked? *hides* Is this all guys?

MakeMeSmile

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> Three minute hair? It's called dry shampoo, ladies, and I highly recommend it. You spray it on, wait two minutes and then run a brush through your hair.

HookerfaceAnon

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> Glamour's fixated on heart disease. It's their pet project. I'm almost hoping for a heart attack just so it remains relevant to my life. Bwahaha...just kidding...I'm letting my subscription lapse regardless of the state of my coronary arteries.

TheFormerJuneBronson

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @LadySkittlehattington: Okay good as long as someone laughed. It's been a long day at the office.

I just can't stand her. I don't know what it is. I think it's because when I saw Elvis Costello in Central Park a few years ago she was backstage and I could see her (Chris Robinson opened for Elvis) and it was just driving me nuts.

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @meaghan2k: If it's any consolation, I read you loud and clear and laughed anyway. And then laughed again at the correction.

Kate Hudson, indeed, sucks. I haven't watched any of her movies since Almost Famous.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @mbprice: Now that's the kind of useful male advice they should print in these magazines!

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @meaghan2k: FUCK. 1991 CALLED, MCCONAUGHEY. I HOPE THIS DOESN'T PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING THE MESSAGE.

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> Hey, McConaughey, 1991, he wants his outfit back.

Hey, Kate Hudson, you suck.

meaghan2k

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @KimberleeJ: were you a Jane subscriber? i remember reading when it folded that people were going to get Glamour for the remainder of their subscription if they didn't cancel.

spectatertot

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @rhody: I was SO proud of myself when I figured that trick out for myself when I was about fifteen. It even impressed boys at that age.

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> are the hot black and white photos online? i don't want to have to actually buy Glamour.

spectatertot

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> The funny thing is, all the good stuff on their ugly website is right up front--big picture of Laura Bush, man who didn't eat for a week to understand his wife's battle with anorexia, the entire retarded transcript of Kate Hudson and Mr. Owns-No-Shirts...not that print is dead or anything.

Titania

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> I'm getting this magazine for some reason (I did not subscribe to it), and I was sorta excited because I thought the habits to protect yourself was going to be an article on physical protection, as in "vary your routine," or "have your keys out before you get to your car."

This issue was pretty boring, IMHO. I spent more time reading this month's Nylon, and there's ardly anything to read in Nylon.

KimberleeJ

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @hamsterpants: It's funny how I can tell which girls have been reading Cosmo and its ilk when they go for my nips. And I hate having my nipples played with. It's not like it feels bad or something; it's more like it feels like nothing. But they get all into it like it's gonna give me the orgasm of my life. And then I have to guide 'em away. And then I have to worry about what other ridiculous sexual maneuver I'm in for. Fuckin mags.

mbprice

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @StrawBerryShortCake: Is it the ponytail held together by a pen trick? If so, I am totally ahead of the game.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> He was moving his hand towards her crotch, but she stopped him in time. That, or he was checking her pocket for a spliff.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @rhody: Ha ha! I have three minute hair today, too. And unfortunately that is evidenced by 1) headphone hair across the top (job hazard) and 2) a little cowlick in back like Opie.

Atrrrrrrrac-tive!

ItchykooParker

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> He's looking old.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> The Bush interview was like, 4 pages from the very back.

tallyhoe

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @rhody: it's actaully just a "new" way to wear a ponytail. thrilling

StrawBerryShortCake

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> Omar Epps. Yum.

titilayo

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> I thought you said "pies."

ClockOnTheStove

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> @hamsterpants: Stick to the awesome secret of the man-nipples, where you belong.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> "Just kidding, but here's more crap to buy." Not only makes me laugh out loud every time I go back and read it, but is true of basically every feature in every magazine like this. Y'all are brilliant.

MsDirector

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> Great faux cover - if only editors we so honest!

As for "There are hot black-and-white photos of ... Will Arnett ... " Am I the only person thinks he is not at all attractive? Seriously. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I know my Jezzie compatriots can!

langtry

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> I have 3 minute hair today. It does NOT look like Kate Hudson's.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> HA! It's touchingly naive that Glamour might think an interview with the Chimp-In-Chief and his zombie bride would sell copies. Awww, Glamour, you're so cute when you try and be political.

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> And when you say "like we fake having new ideas" you mean "like we fake our orgasms", yes?

Eeva

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> Excellent deconstruction of the cover! Hah, thanks.

bigleggedwoman

]]> <![CDATA[New <i>Glamour</i>: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said <i>High</i>)]]> Matthew McConaughey ALWAYS thinks you're saying 'high'.

FemiNuisance

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