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Snig — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:56:44 EST

The couch kind of leads into a variation on an old joke except when you fell asleep it wasn't a marshmallow you were dreaming about eating, but your pillow was still gone.

Snig

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The Beautiful Kind — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:57:20 EST

This couch need to be mass produced. IKEA, hurry up!

The Beautiful Kind

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just_so_you_know — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 05:22:07 EST

Just so you know:
Although this listing was flagged for removal, it has been added to the "Best of Craigslist." You can now find it here.

just_so_you_know

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plymouth — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 20:24:33 EST

for y'all who are complaining that the craigslist ad went away, it's up on "best of": [www.craigslist.org]

plymouth

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chosha — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:58:09 EST

The idea is funny, but the couch itself is stupid-looking. It also looks super-annoying to get out of.

chosha

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ArtBitch — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:07:05 EST

That looks really comfortable. I think I'm a furniture lesbian.

ArtBitch

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rhinestonedarling — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:30:54 EST

I'm sooooo upset that was flagged. I really want it!

rhinestonedarling

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valosin — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:19:34 EST

@treecut:

It was a sort of movie within a movie in Talk to Her (Hable con Ella) by Pedro Almodovar.

valosin

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XianZomby — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 20:59:40 EST

This would be so much better for those bizarre, non-science-based, crystal therapyesque "rebirthing" sessions where whacked out, human placenta-eating, barely licensed "therapists" smother kids under wet blankets and then end up burying their bodies in the backyard.

XianZomby

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jessnichole — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 20:12:24 EST

Obvious scene between owner of couch and her boyfriend-

"Is that the clit?" "No." "Is this it?" "No." "Damnit! I can't find your clit!" "God! *sigh.* How many times do I have to show you the damn couch before you get it right?"

jessnichole

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Truthiness9 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:19:40 EST

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Oh, man! Excellent. Just excellent.
@treecut: actually, I do seem to recall a similar film, but it was a shrunken guy climbing into the panties of some high school girl. Very soft core- and when she got, you know, excited?...it was suddenly like our little friend was standing under a waterfall. I am amazed my mind retained this.
@CitizenMom: that Anne Geddes shit is hilarious!

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neutralforce — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:44:05 EST

Interestingly, I tried to click on the original craigslist link and it seems the post has been flagged for removal. I'd hate to jump to conclusions, of course, but could this be our societal vagina hating in action?

neutralforce

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mynameisrio — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:29:53 EST

Treecut:

that was a made-up "film within a film" in Almodovar's Talk to Her.

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wilmawonker — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:29:45 EST

i love it! would go great with a vajayjay dentate purse

[www.katekretz.com]

wilmawonker

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zahava — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:26:39 EST

I liked how in the CL description she points out that it's a bit stained and scuffmarked.

zahava

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treecut...will cut a beech — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:18:31 EST

I am blanking on this, does anyone else remember an old black and white silent film where a guy gets shrunk and is frolicking around in his wife's giant vagina?

treecut...will cut a beech

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bjchilipepper — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:59:25 EST

omg, i totally love it! i would so buy it and use it as a conversation piece.

"so, do you like my vagina?"

bjchilipepper

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Cinderelliotte — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:55:47 EST

i can't believe craigs list flagged this and took it down. bullshit

Cinderelliotte

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katastic — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:53:44 EST

@CitizenMom: BAWHAHAHAHA

katastic

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buggeroff — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:48:52 EST

I do, however, bet that I know someone she's fucked.

buggeroff

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buggeroff — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:48:25 EST

OMG, I know this girl.

Just kidding. I totally don't.

buggeroff

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Hamsterpants — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:41:36 EST

@chezme: Great minds baby, great minds ;>

Hamsterpants

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kaylinda — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:37:38 EST

ugh I'd put it in the dumpster! While I like my vadge, it doesn't really fit in with my design scheme

kaylinda

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PoisonPixie — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:26:41 EST

I was gonna comment, but i think you have the best idea ever. How could I top it?@CitizenMom:

PoisonPixie

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wring — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:20:09 EST

i guess i have to make the comment about the Everybody Loves Raymond episode where Raymond's mom sculpted a vag. "Oh my god I'm a lesbian." That pussy will go very well in a hello kitty-themed room.

wring

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CitizenMom — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:19:56 EST

@Braz: Tell me all the wee babies are dressed as pubic lice, and that would be the best Ann Geddes calendar ever.

CitizenMom

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chezme — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:17:57 EST

This is much better, however, than my penis floorlamp idea. Or the "end table," badumbump.

chezme

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lesleykat — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:15:41 EST

@SpecialSpaz: they are totally making that book into a movie right now!

lesleykat

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goldenmonkey — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:56:29 EST

"Where would you put your cooch couch?"

Well since you asked, I'd drop it off at the local garbage dump.

goldenmonkey

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hannelore — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:51:25 EST

It's impractical and I can't see getting in and out of it being very easy but once you're in there, I imagine it's pretty comfy!

hannelore

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AbbyNormal — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:42:25 EST

@lolly71: Bwahahahaha!
It's "it's 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall," which is one really big cooch, or one petite couch. How does one get in there? Is there a step ladder or guide rail to help you climb in and out?

AbbyNormal

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Political Party Girl — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:38:54 EST

Someone needs to give this to Scott Baio. On his reality show, he was describing losing his virginity to Erin Moran (the Joanie to his Chachi) on a couch. He said he missed and was actually humping the cushins at one point. With this, he'd never miss again!

Political Party Girl

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Pinkosaurus — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:24:09 EST

I think this whole post should count as the comment of the day.

Pinkosaurus

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angelina jolie-laide — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:19:20 EST

@lolly71: I second that comment of the day nom!

angelina jolie-laide

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chezme — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:16:52 EST

PS I love the PINK LECTERN next to it! For post-coital speeching?

chezme

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ThereMustBeAPony — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:15:01 EST

So pretty, but where are the teeth? How did she forget the dentata? Not all of us have them extracted! : )

ThereMustBeAPony

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TaraLee — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:14:55 EST

@lolly71: sounds good - better skip the sugary treats tho', might get a yeast infection! Where the hell would you find a Monistat big enough for THAT action?

TaraLee

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mallie — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:11:16 EST

Her parents must be so proud!

mallie

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lolly71 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:10:10 EST

@gluecake: HEE. "Where's my sweater?" "I think it's stuck in my vagina."

Oh, fuck yeah.

lolly71

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Dwayne Provecho — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:09:37 EST

Could be improved by some black shag trimming on the side. Also, is there a non-caucasian version?

Dwayne Provecho

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gluecake — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:08:30 EST

that would so be my new guest bed...

also, I would coat it with plastic, fill it up with water and invite people to swim in my vagina.

gluecake

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missjwalker — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:04:33 EST

Would Terrance Howard only sit on that if it was covered in baby wipes?

missjwalker

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atomicovaries — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:04:12 EST

these are by far the most hilarious comments I've read in a couple pages.

atomicovaries

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lolly71 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:58:35 EST

@taralee: What, you've never sat in a 5" vulva and eaten Cheetos while watching Law & Order reruns?

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: HA!!

lolly71

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westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago) — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:58:31 EST

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: LOL ... Surprise!

Can I just say I love this post, and everyone's comments. I'm sending out a cooch couch-sized cuddle for all of y'all!

westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago)

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coopergirl — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:54:20 EST

@lolly71: Comment of the day.

coopergirl

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angelina jolie-laide — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:51:12 EST

@bananaballs: I didn't even notice it at first! As if that giant clitoris could possibly be as hard for me to find as it is for most guys to find my own.

angelina jolie-laide

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PICKLES — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:46:44 EST

Exactly how deep is that cooch?
Could I stuff myself inside, like you can in a hamper, and POP OUT at people when they least expect it. Ah, good times.

PICKLES

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chezme — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:41:16 EST

oops hamsterpants your post slipped in!

chezme

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chezme — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:40:28 EST

You'd never think someone named Willow from San Francisco would have made that. And where is the throw pillow clit ring?

chezme

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TaraLee — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:37:51 EST

@lolly71: so it's Britney's, then?

TaraLee

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rizzare — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:37:41 EST

omg that's too funny. I actually went to that art school.

rizzare

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missjwalker — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:37:12 EST

Wow, the post has been flagged already! Craig: are you scared of a pussy settee?

missjwalker

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lolly71 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:33:24 EST

@BAngieB: @Lizawithazee: Thank you, I'll be here all night. Enjoy the veal.

lolly71

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Hamsterpants — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:30:14 EST

"Someone named Willow in the San Francisco area is trying to sell her vagina couch."

And really, doesn't that just perfectly sum up life in the City by the Bay?

Hamsterpants

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Lizawithazee — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:29:37 EST

@lolly71: you're on a roll this morning.

Lizawithazee

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LaComtesse — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:27:45 EST

I won a vag shaped pillow (similiar to this couch) at a V-Day raffle. I gave it to a friend, who treasured it for always. Anyway, this thing is ri-goddamned-diculous.

LaComtesse

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BAngieB — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:27:19 EST

@lolly71: You are wicked clever.

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Incognegro Interrupted — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:26:53 EST

I read this book once where this lady's cooter had teeth and she would gobble up peni that entered her...that guy sitting like that makes me think of that book...sure wish I remembered the name...

Incognegro Interrupted

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Braz — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:23:15 EST

This needs to be in one of those horrifically cute Ann Geffen (?) pictures with all the babies. You know the ones I mean - babies sticking out of pea pods, dressed as lady bugs, clawing it's way out of a giant vagina ...

Braz

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Trashtastic — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:22:09 EST

Must have this. Damn you Craigslist!

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ashuri2 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:21:34 EST

@REPTILE-DYSFUNCTION: wtf?? has this actually happened before? If so, there must be a god(s), and he/they must have on wicked sense of humor. And here I was being mortally afraid of dying while on the toilet!

ashuri2

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lolly71 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:19:42 EST

@onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: so it's a cooch?

lolly71

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onthecornerofparkerandwoolf — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:14:39 EST

i don't think that really counts as a *couch.* i say make it a little wider and it would be a great (single) bed.

onthecornerofparkerandwoolf

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lolly71 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:13:18 EST

I just pictured myself vacuuming out the Cheeto crumbs and wow, that's an unattractive image.

lolly71

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Pinkosaurus — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:09:13 EST

@BAngieB: Hah!

Pinkosaurus

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REPTILE-DYSFUNCTION — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:08:47 EST

@ashuri2:
Much better than being killed by a pair of metal testicles that flew off of some douchebucket's truck & hit me square between the eyes.

REPTILE-DYSFUNCTION

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PantyWaist — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:08:23 EST

I'm scared. I don't know how men deal with these (our) things. I couldn't do it.

PantyWaist

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wildflowerpower — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:06:41 EST

@ashuri2: snorting diet coke, thank you.

wildflowerpower

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langtry — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:06:24 EST

@lolly71: LOL! Still distinct enough from minee to be worthy of inclusion.

langtry

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ashuri2 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:05:42 EST

@lookyloo: actually, that would be an awesome way to go. I mean, thinking of the rest of the 'oddly enough' type deaths, drowning in a giant, soft, cuddly plush vagina seems like heaven.

ashuri2

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Lizawithazee — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:05:29 EST

Do you keep it nice and clean with yogurt?

Lizawithazee

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BAngieB — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:03:14 EST

It would probably be a big mistake for me to put that in my house. I would just sit around petting it all the time, and I would never get anything else accomplished.

BAngieB

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SpicyTamale πβɸ — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:03:14 EST

@DorothyZbornak:
hee.

i've got nothing.

SpicyTamale πβɸ

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warmaiden — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:02:38 EST

I wonder if she failed for her project. it's completely not useful as a couch.

warmaiden

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pferde_schwanz — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:02:35 EST

@miss_roxxan: is that a boy?

pferde_schwanz

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pferde_schwanz — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:02:00 EST

@mbprice: haha, i second that. i like the word "comfy" here - never heard a vagina described like that.

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miss_roxxan — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:01:15 EST

i love the pic of the boy in it. oh my.

at first i thought it looked comfy, but i think it would make me squirmy.

miss_roxxan

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mbprice — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:00:51 EST

@lookyloo: I have that same fear. However I quit this mortal coil, I'd rather it not be immortalized by the First Draft of History as "oddly enough."

Unless of course it's something badass. Like saving a baby from a bear. A bear that's on fire.

mbprice

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lolly71 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:00:04 EST

@langtry: DAMMIT. Mine was "there's a pussy in my pussy!"

lolly71

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Tulipsaki — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:59:18 EST

Wow, that thing looks awkward. No wonder being born is so traumatic.

Tulipsaki

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MissSamAdams — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:59:14 EST

@EncephelanetRepairHelperGuy: Ethan Allen would never dare to be so avant garde.

MissSamAdams

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NoStyleHere — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:59:13 EST

I am bummed. Craigslist pulled down the post.

NoStyleHere

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katastic — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:58:47 EST

After a long day, all I want to do is go home and collapse on my vagina.

katastic

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sequined — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:58:43 EST

This is hilarious but also creepy. So... in my den?

sequined

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DorothyZbornak — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:58:32 EST

This would look awesome with my lips couch.

DorothyZbornak

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LookyLoo — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:57:40 EST

I have this somewhat-irrational fear that I'm going to die in a weird, Reuters "Oddly Enough" kind of way, and this couch is just tempting fate. Drowning in a giant plush vagina is no way to go.

LookyLoo

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langtry — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:56:59 EST

@jerseylicious: My cats would love it, too. A bed for the Pussy Posse!

langtry

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mbprice — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:56:32 EST

@warmaiden: How you doin?

But to answer the post's question, I wouldn't put it anywhere. Thing's fug.

mbprice

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rednrowdy — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:56:12 EST

@southerncomfort: wow. you just brought a whole new meaning and visual to the song "feed me seymour".

rednrowdy

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sovereign_state — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:55:30 EST

mine isn't pink...

sovereign_state

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Rhody — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:55:24 EST

@southerncomfort: Well done, friend. Well done.

Rhody

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summerwheatley — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:54:52 EST

While it creeps me out, I'd like to put it in my office for a few days, just to see the reaction of my coworkers.

summerwheatley

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ashuri2 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:54:37 EST

HAHAHA. Wow. I mean, I want it, if only so that I can thrash around in it while drunk, yelling for my friends to save me from the Giant Vagina of Doom. She should've made one end lower so that you could comfortably rest your legs, and not look like you're being eaten alive. I'd rather be eaten out.

ashuri2

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frannyincognito — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:54:23 EST

I LOVE IT.

frannyincognito

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Leiakat — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:53:55 EST

I just see frat boys buying this, getting a penis pillow, and having endless fun at parties.

Leiakat

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blackbirdfly — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:53:53 EST

Meh. Looks like I'd get my ass stuck in that vag and it would be difficult to climb out. Plus, it's all the wrong colors for my living room.

blackbirdfly

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SouthernComfort — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:53:32 EST

I would place it next to my Audrey II plant in my sun room. They would make a lovely couple.

SouthernComfort

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EncephelanetRepairHelperGuy — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:53:31 EST

I think Ethan Allen should take a look at this--

EncephelanetRepairHelperGuy

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Pinkosaurus — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:53:27 EST

I'd probably find my cat and dog snuggled up in it and that thought is just so disturbing... Eww.

Pinkosaurus

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MissSamAdams — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:53:01 EST

I'm sorry, but I'd never buy anything like that. I cannot sit in closed in shit like that, and the plush material...I'm already grossed out. It being a vagina doesn't bother me in the least though.

MissSamAdams

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stacyinbean — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:52:53 EST

It looks warm, and I like the idea of the built in clit pillow.

stacyinbean

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Jerseylicious — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:52:46 EST

The pups would love it, I'd probably turn it into a doggie bed.

Jerseylicious

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rednrowdy — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:51:33 EST

it looks like a muppet mouth, or a fraggle.

rednrowdy

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bananaballs — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:50:37 EST

the pink button on the end is cracking me up.

bananaballs

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leMaldeTete — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:50:30 EST

Right, because I want to open my life up to millions of "leMaldeTete's giant vagina" jokes.

leMaldeTete

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warmaiden — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:50:11 EST

That doesn't look comfortable at all. bad advertisement for my vadge, which is very comfy. Boys?

warmaiden

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Pinkosaurus — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:49:36 EST

Looks much less comfortable than the real thing.

Pinkosaurus