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Nicole & Christina Are Mommies; Britney's On Wedding Watch

TakingUpWithTheEnemy — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:14:35 EST

@notbetty: If you won't change yours, I won't change mine. Jean Harlow was truly awesome... I'm copying her hair until mine starts falling out. And I like the name "Harlow"; it's unusual, but not so much that it will scar the child, as opposed to something like "Audio Science".

TakingUpWithTheEnemy

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PhoneticLorin — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 14:51:52 EST

@hortense: Oh gosh, I hope it's a misspelled "Lorin"!

PhoneticLorin

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notbetty — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 14:38:54 EST

@LipstickLibrarian:
FFS Britney.

notbetty

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LipstickLibrarian — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:34:07 EST

Ooh, Brit missed the hearing. Breaking news!

LipstickLibrarian

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La Mareada — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:26:33 EST

A Richard Burton and Marilyn Monroe hookup, 50-60 years later, is more interesting than any new ones from the past year.

La Mareada

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LipstickLibrarian — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:19:54 EST

@Braz: OMG. I always thought she was saying "hollow gold." That makes more sense. As a kid I also wondered what the hell "bettydavasize" was.

We may be giving Nicole & Joel a little too much credit, here. I bet little Harlow was named after Shalom.

LipstickLibrarian

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Braz — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:01:58 EST

*hums* Her hair is Harlow gold, lips sweet surprise.

I like the name.

Braz

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bess marvin, girl detective — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:42:05 EST

@Spenner: that is a fantastic story.

bess marvin, girl detective

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scarletvirtue — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:40:34 EST

@chloelikedolivia: Yes! $240 worth of pudding, no less. (God, how I miss "The State" - one of my favorite shows while I was in college)

@rednrowdy: I also loved that Tina Fey named her daughter Alice. And Maya Rudolph named her daughter Pearl. So good to see that "regular" names are starting to come back around.

Although, I have a feeling that kids named Alice, Jack, Emma or Max will be getting their asses kicked around by kids named Audio Science, Moxie Crimefighter and Inspektor Pilot. (What fucking drugs were the parents on when they came up with those names?!?!)

scarletvirtue

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Moimeme — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:26:37 EST

Why oh why must we play matchmaker with 3 day old children? Can we at least wait for their umbilical stubs to fall off? Kthxbai.

Moimeme

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kellyhelene — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:24:47 EST

@Pinkosaurus: I think Guiliani's daughter is actually working on the Obama campagin! Huckabee also has a 25 year old daughter, though.

Can't believe any of them would go out on a date with Ron Paul's son, though. What kind of Romeo and Juliet shit are they playing at? At least wait until one of the dads in question is out of the running!

kellyhelene

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SBJ — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:23:05 EST

Just let the fucking kid drive a goddamn tractor, for chrissakes.

SBJ

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Bellzaboo — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:20:50 EST

@bowlingfordollars:

yep.

Bellzaboo

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BowlingForDollars — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:19:53 EST

When I hear Harlow, I think of those Goth chicks from Vh1's "Bands on the Run" show. [www.vh1.com]

BowlingForDollars

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PhillyLass — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:17:59 EST

And why to celebrities give their kids a half dozen names? Do they think they're royalty?

PhillyLass

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PhillyLass — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:17:13 EST

@hortense: My money's on McCain's kid-- don't the Guiliani kids hate their father? They're probably voting for Obama. Ha!

PhillyLass

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shananigans — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:01:26 EST

Seriously Mary. I thought there was No More Drama, you were doing Just Fine and all that. Such a shame.

I like the name Harlow but not the 5 other names that come after it. There's a point where there's just so many names they don't sound good at all and it screams of "this is probably my last kid so I'm going to get in all the names I wrote down that I think are cool"-desperation.

shananigans

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Bellzaboo — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:57:27 EST

dammit.

Bellzaboo

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Bellzaboo — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:57:09 EST

all I can think of in regards to [i]Harlow[/i] is that trashy all-girl band from the VH1 reality show "Bands on the Run." Oh! And, from that David Cross "Answer your telephone" infamy...Partying with Harlow left him in another dimension.

Bellzaboo

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caffeine72 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:52:12 EST

Max was the kid in Where the Wild Things Are. I still have a Max doll around somewhere. And the Max the Dog books by Maira Kallman are great, too. I have a doll of that Max as well.

I have issues.

The only Harlow I've ever known (first-name wise) was a kinda tubby male bartender. I'm not thrilled with the choice as a result.

caffeine72

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Spenner — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:45:19 EST

@gerbilsinlove: I just keep thinking about the story about Margot Asquith, fabulously bitchy and mad wife of the British prime minister. At a dinner party, Jean Harlow kept addressing her as 'MargoT'. In the end, Margot snapped, "No, Jean, the T is silent, as in Harlow". Probably too good a story to be true...

Spenner

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rubalicious — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:09:24 EST

In the town where I grew up, a vehicle (I think it was a school bus) hit a cherry picker and the guy in it was tossed up the road. It was not cool. In this same town, a bus driver let the kids drive. But I don't think it was the same bus. Anyway, I will never get into a cherry picker.

rubalicious

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ArmCandy — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:06:45 EST

I'd like to believe that no Britney story will shock me anymore, but every time I read something new, I still think, "This bitch is fucking crazy."

ArmCandy

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BlueJeans — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:51:36 EST

@krazykarot: WORD. We didn't have anything as cool as a cherry picker, but our tractor was pretty badass. Sometimes my dad would even let me set it all the way at "rabbit" speed!

This was sufficient until I discovered 4 wheelers later in my hick life.

BlueJeans

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freedc — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:39:08 EST

Wesley totally spent all of that tax money on this place in Georgia:

[en.wikipedia.org]

Though he denies being affiliated with it. I've driven by the compound and it is super strange, lots of pyramids.

freedc

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chloelikedolivia — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:35:45 EST

@KathrynwithaY: You don't know Levon? He hangs out with Barry all the time. They're really into pudding.

chloelikedolivia

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BringBackTheBustle — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:34:35 EST

ATHERTONMERRIWEATHER, I'll make snowballs with you. Do you think we could mastermind a way to sneak into the lampoon castle?

Also, wearing your wedding dress to go shopping becomes much less Liz Lemon-y when said gown is a mini-dress that didn't really suggest chastity and loyalty in the first place.

BringBackTheBustle

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lalaland13 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:32:32 EST

@rednrowdy: I don't like the name Jayden. Seems way too common lately. And kind of country.

Sean Preston isn't bad. Although is being referred to as Preston lately? I read People and they kept calling him Preston.

lalaland13

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BeAgrestic — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:23:34 EST

"I'd probably notice if she started wearing a duck costume, though. I'd like to know where she found it."
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@lolly71: HAHAHAH! I spit my coffee out when I read that!

BeAgrestic

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Trixie from Toronto — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:15:53 EST

@vanishingirl: About a million people have stepped in to try to get her to get help -- parents, siblings, agents, lawyers, KFed, friends, etc. She doesn't want help.

Maybe she is not insane at all -- just a wildly immature girl who hasn't grown up past 17 and wants to party more than she wants to be a mother. I am wondering if she is being held up to a socially acceptable standard of what sanity is or isn't. Who's to say?

Trixie from Toronto

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lolly71 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:14:53 EST

@KathrynwithaY: No, it's not wrong. I've always been a big ol' Britney fan and I'm even at the point of saying "Damn girl..you on yo' own."

I'd probably notice if she started wearing a duck costume, though. I'd like to know where she found it.

lolly71

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BeAgrestic — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:10:53 EST

@Pinkosaurus: I know right! I don't know if it's that his show is boring or all the women had similar body types (same solution). Veronica was always funny, but the women seemed ungrateful for Tim's advice.

BeAgrestic

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LadyRage — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:05:09 EST

Zoe's the answer to my prayers... I always wanted to be a space cadet.

LadyRage

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hammerimissu — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:03:08 EST

ugh im so hung over.

hammerimissu

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rednrowdy — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:02:23 EST

harlow is not a bad name, but i would have been more impressed if she was named jean rather than harlow winter kate. winter? for reals?!

sorry, but i'm over the cool, unusual funky applerivermosesemersonaddisonmadison names. i give props to tina fey for naming her daughter alice. y'know, alice - a regular non-celebrity stupid baby name. as crazy as britney is, at least her sons' names are fairly non-stupid.

rednrowdy

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Pinkosaurus — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:00:22 EST

@BeAgrestic: I heart Tim Gunn. Trust him to put it so succinctly. That said, I wish his makeover show was a little less boring. Yawn.

Pinkosaurus

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Leiakat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:59:34 EST

@Pinkosaurus: True. Her mom questioned her behavior, and she publicly gave her a letter to stay away. Her original assistant, Felicia?, was concerned and got fired. You can't help someone that refuses to admit they have a problem.

Leiakat

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gerbilsinlove — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:58:44 EST

@AndSheWas: I keep reading Harlow as Harlot. @violetbeauregarde: My ferret's name was Max. My sister-in-law's german shepherd's name is Max.

gerbilsinlove

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BeAgrestic — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:56:38 EST

@Pinkosaurus: Someone asked Tim Gunn over the weekend if he would give Brit a makeover and he said this:
"I would refuse," the fashion guru said, "There is no amount of money and I'll tell you why: I can't want you to succeed more than you do. And it's obvious that she doesn't want to succeed. I think of her right now as being in exile from the human race and she needs major, major help..."

He's on to something about her wanting to self-destruct, but I think it's also clear that a mental illness is preventing her from seeking out professional help.

BeAgrestic

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jessiesalzi — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:49:56 EST

OMG lauren quit teen vogue! *gasps*
but who in the world is going to hire her now?
edit: who is mtv going to get to hire her now?

jessiesalzi

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BeAgrestic — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:49:34 EST

Re mary j: WTF?? What i the queen of hip hop soul doiing buying STEROIDS??!
@KathrynwithaY: so true. I kind of like it's simplicity.

Re The Hills: pffft!Perhaps Teen Vogue needed to make more room for fake interns?

BeAgrestic

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vanishingirl — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:46:52 EST

Good Monday morning, folks...love the discussion. And I like the new babies' names, for the most part. And also Britney? I feel bad because I think she's mentally ill and needs someone to step in and get her committed or something.

As for Pax and the cherr picker? I'm with Reluctant Financier and Offbalance...you CAN be too protective. :\

vanishingirl

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amoureuse is hiding under a rock till Election Day — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:46:33 EST

I believe the steroids bit. Add Dr. Dre and Janet Jackson to that list.

amoureuse is hiding under a rock till Election Day

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sumac — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:45:53 EST

wedding dresses: you totally can wear them again.

sumac

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ineffable.me — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:45:05 EST

Give Brad a break, he's famous but he's still a dad.

ineffable.me

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AthertonMerriweather — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:44:05 EST

@HELL to the NO: hahaha! It'd be even better if the girl they're fighting over is Becky from Life Goes On. What the hell happened to her?

AthertonMerriweather

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Nigromancer — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:41:01 EST

Is Val Kilmer dating Chad Lowe's girlfriend? Do you care?

You spent more time typing that than either of those guys have spent working in the past ten years.

Nigromancer

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Pinkosaurus — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:40:38 EST

@KathrynwithaY: Eh, I disagree with the assumption that noone is stepping in to intervene with Britney. I think that she is refusing to listen to anyone who is not an enabler and there is nothing any responsible person can do right now. She wouldn't hire a mature, responsible nanny because she wanted "friends" and any professional that has agreed to represent her has been forced to quit because she won't take any advice at all - agents, PR, lawyers.

It's sad but I think it is Britney's own doing that she is only surrounded by enablers right now.

Pinkosaurus

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frecklefacefreak — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:38:19 EST

@soleil-moon-pie: yeah when I see 'Harlow' I think of 'harlot' And that's not good.

frecklefacefreak

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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:36:19 EST

@Lymed: Oh yes, there are obvious signs of mental illness/drug and alcohol abuse that she needs to address, but no one is stepping in to intervene and help her get the help she needs. Her mother, lawyers, spokepeople, and whoever else can release statements after statements, but that isn't doing a damn thing. She is desperate for the attention and goes to great lengths to seek it out.

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thefiftyfourth — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:34:33 EST

"The Harvard Lampoon is giving Paris Hilton the "Woman Of The Year" award in a large public ceremony in the middle of Harvard Square."

If there's anyone who can beat the Halle Berry making out with one of the Lampoon kids stint, it would have to be Paris. I'm not going to lie, I wish I was there to see the presentation of the award in person.

thefiftyfourth

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ClockOnTheStove — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:34:22 EST

Who is this "Britney Spears" everyone keeps going on about?

ClockOnTheStove

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bananaballs — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:29:12 EST

i think lipstick jungle looked kind of fun from the ad i saw last night. not that it means it's gonna be good, but DUH.

bananaballs

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so5minutesago — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:29:11 EST

@J.D.Regent: @hortense: Hey, Iggy Pop's still alive, and I don't think even HE would have predicted that! There's still hope.

so5minutesago

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PetiteGal — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:28:41 EST

I guess Chad Lowe wants to get back into the limelight some how.....not that he really WAS in the limelight (other than being the former Mr. Hillary Swank)...

PetiteGal

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avidreader — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:28:12 EST

@buenavista: Liron is actually Hebrew.

avidreader

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DorothyZbornak — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:27:12 EST

@Lymed:Oops, beat me to it. I need to read more closely!

DorothyZbornak

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Charlotte Corday — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:26:48 EST

@J.D.Regent: good morning!

Charlotte Corday

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hortense — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:26:19 EST

Come on Lampoon. You could do better than that. The whole "let's invite this dumb chick so we can laugh at her, not with her" thing is the super easy way out.

hortense

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notbetty — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:26:17 EST

@Offbalance:
It is unbelievable, the parenting police. I have two boys and the current zeitgeist regarding parenting (better be perfect, yo, cause any problem they have is all mommy's fault) makes it not so fun sometimes. Then I worry I am not having enough fun and they will get a complex from that.

notbetty

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DorothyZbornak — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:25:44 EST

@so5minutesago: I was thinking the exact same thing!

Also, could the blind item be Kate Edwards? She's cute.

@NefariousNewt: Obviously not if 50 Cent was on them.

DorothyZbornak

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J.D.Regent — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:25:22 EST

@so5minutesago: i would be shocked if she survives long enough for her craziness to mature into eccentricity.

J.D.Regent

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hortense — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:24:53 EST

@layladylan: Levon! That's it. I knew it was something along those lines.

hortense

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AthertonMerriweather — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:24:50 EST

Britney's such a Desperate Debbie. Wearing her wedding dress just to get people to talk.

Will Paris be in Harvard Square to accept the award? I'd like to go and throw snowballs at her.

AthertonMerriweather

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Lymed in Cali — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:23:41 EST

@KathrynwithaY: I actually just recently began to feel sorry for Britney. She is showing so many signs of bipolar disorder. If she doesn't get help, she could kill herself or somebody she loves.

Lymed in Cali

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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:23:36 EST

@hortense: I was thinking more along the lines of "Max Bratman, Private Investigator." It makes a good 1940's gumshoe name.

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layladylan — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:23:04 EST

@hortense: The Elton John song is "Levon." But I've never heard of anyone with that name either!

layladylan

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Lymed in Cali — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:21:58 EST

Edwards' daughter. Many of the young Paultards actually think they are liberal because Ron Paul is freeing us (meaning full blooded white Americans) from the chains of oppression.

Lymed in Cali

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hortense — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:20:26 EST

@curiouser: Doesn't Max Bratman sound like the name of a character in a musical? Very Guys and Dolls or something.

hortense

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hortense — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:19:48 EST

@buenavista: Oh, see, that's pretty. I understand it more now.

hortense

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snarkhunting — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:19:28 EST

@so5minutesago: *snortgiggle* Dude, my coffee nearly hit the monitor when I saw your comment.

But her sitting alone at a bar singing "Toxic" to herself? That makes me so sad. Running around her house in a rotting wedding dress might actually be an improvement at this point.

snarkhunting

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MissSamAdams — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:19:27 EST

Well, at least the kid who found the $200,000 watch got a reward. Usually, all you get is a pat on the back, like that guy that found $5,000 cash stuffed inside a sneaker he bought from a shoe store. He took the money back to the store, but no one knew where it came from. So, I'm assuming the store just kept the money...needless to say, the good samaritan got nothing but a "Thank you".

MissSamAdams

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curiouser — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:18:59 EST

Max Bratman? MAX BRATMAN?!!

That's horrible.

curiouser

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anibundel — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:18:58 EST

"She sat all alone at the bar singing the words to "Toxic" to herself."
The image of that is so insanely sad. Like, if I were PMSing, I think I would have had to stop reading and cry for a second.

anibundel

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Offbalance — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:18:39 EST

@Reluctant Financier:

I couldn't agree more. But tell that to the brigade of hysterical parents that keep their kids in car seats until they're 8, and all but encase them in bubble wrap anytime they leave the house, and have a heart attack while dousing their kids in anti-bacterial products whenever one of their preshush baybeez so much as skins a knee? No doubt the 'Safety Expert' is trying to cash in on that paranoia to make a quick buck.

Offbalance

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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:17:43 EST

@so5minutesago: Hahaha, and she lives alone with her moldy wedding cake? Makes sense...

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violetbeauregarde — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:17:07 EST

@hortense: Let's not forget Mad Max and that classic lion's mane/mullet Gibson was rocking in those films may have been the true inspiration here.

violetbeauregarde

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krazykarot — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:15:56 EST

whatevs. I grew up on a farm and cherry pickers ain't nothin to get your panties in a twist about. getting to drive on your dads lap is like the most fun/exciting part of childhood living in the middle of nowhere!

krazykarot

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Buenavista — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:15:55 EST

I read that Liron means "beautiful song" in Yiddish since the daddy is Jewish.

Buenavista

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MissSamAdams — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:15:43 EST

Why would Mary J. Blige need steroids? I mean, yes, I know that some people take them for diff illnesses, but other than that, it's not like Mary is rockin' a six pack or anything.

MissSamAdams

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Leiakat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:15:28 EST

@Reluctant Financier: My parents didn't pad me up everytime I went out to play, and shockingly I SURVIVED! I should sue them for this extreme danger I was in.

Leiakat

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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:14:58 EST

Is it wrong that I feel no sympathy anymore for Britney and all her drama? Sooner or later, she's gonna run out of money or its all going to be taken away from her by the idiots that hang around her. She could walk around in a duck costume, burning $100 bills and I probably wouldn't notice or be shocked into caring.

KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins

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hortense — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:14:34 EST

@so5minutesago: I don't think she'll make it that long, sadly. But the visual is creepy, isn't it?

hortense

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NefariousNewt — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:14:07 EST

Rappers on steroids? Did the 'roids make them rap better?

NefariousNewt

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so5minutesago — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:13:13 EST

I think we've seen a glimpse into Britney's future: she's going to be Miss Havisham.

so5minutesago

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Charlotte Corday — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:13:11 EST

mccain's daughter is a total hottie. but it sounds just like a paultard to try to convert her...

Charlotte Corday

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AndSheWas — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:12:55 EST

@Pinkosaurus: "Harlow" reminds me of 'Harlequin,' and that name is associated with things like romance novels and the Joker's girlfriend from the cartoon Batman. Oh yeah, and the Commedia Del'Arte. Lots of weird allusions with the name.

AndSheWas

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hortense — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:12:46 EST

Where does "Liron" come from? Isn't that an Elton John song? Or is that "Leron"?

75% of my elementary school friends had a dog named Max. That's all I can associate it with. That and Montana Max from Tiny Toons.

hortense

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BiscuitDoughJones — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:12:29 EST

@Man, Fuuuuuuuck.: UGH. MY link no work: [www.youtube.com]

BiscuitDoughJones

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Leiakat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:12:14 EST

@shiningstar: I love she stuck a 'normal' name in there, Pilot Inspector and Kal-El were not so lucky.

Leiakat

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Pinkosaurus — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:11:54 EST

@hortense: Blind item: it must be McCain's daughter because I don't think Guiliani's kids are even talking to him, letting alone voting for him.

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Charlotte Corday — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:11:53 EST

@hortense: wait, they're still doling out those little ear-trumpet trophies?? huh.

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NefariousNewt — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:11:47 EST

@shiningstar: I still don't know what Nicole has to do with John Madden... but *boom* there's a baby... it's a girl... the doctor stands here in a two-point stance... the nurse goes in motion...

NefariousNewt

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GTCosita — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:11:31 EST

@Reluctant Financier: Word. What would the "sources" say if they saw my pictures as a tot playing around construction equipment? Or the one of me drinking beer out of a can when I was like two? The horror!

GTCosita

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Leiakat — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:11:01 EST

@Pinkosaurus: Right, don't knock Harlow. I watched a bio on William Powell this weekend, who was going to marry Ms. Harlow right before her death, and remembered how stunning she was.

Yeah to babies this weekend, David Alan Grier and Courtney Thorne-Smith have additions to the family too. Tally is: 2 girls, 2 boys.

Leiakat

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hortense — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:10:54 EST

But if the writers' strike derails the Grammys, who will shower praise on Adult Contemporary radio for 4 hours straight? People with no taste in music need to have their opinions validated by well-crafted bullshit!

hortense

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Pinkosaurus — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:10:46 EST

@notbetty: We'll know you were the first.

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Charlotte Corday — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:10:27 EST

@Reluctant Financier: agreed. my first thoughts were, "dude, he survived a CAMBODIAN ORPHANAGE! everything else is going to seem pretty feeble by comparison."

Charlotte Corday

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NefariousNewt — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:09:49 EST

Bjork sighting! Just when you'd thought she'd disappeared into the Arctic wastes...

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shiningstar — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:09:48 EST

I actually love Nicole's baby's name. It's classier than I expected, but still 'Hollywood' which is a definite fit. And reading about Britney just makes me really sad.

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GTCosita — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:09:41 EST

Congrats to the new mamas and their tiny babies! When can we expect the People spreads?

GTCosita

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notbetty — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:09:16 EST

Does this mean I have to change my avatar? Sob.

notbetty

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BiscuitDoughJones — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:08:44 EST

I love Bjork so. She's, like, the only celeb that's not afraid to beat a pap bitch down. [www.youtube.com]

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NefariousNewt — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:08:36 EST

@hortense: All Federline has to do is keep his nose clean, stay out of the limelight, and Brit does not stand a chance of getting the kids back unless she joins a convent.

NefariousNewt

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hortense — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:08:30 EST

@Pinkosaurus: She did rock. And she died too soon. And everyone from Marilyn to Jayne to Madonna to Gwen to Christina has ripped her off, style wise.

Seriously, they could have done a lot worse than Harlow. I was really expecting them to name her something like "Icicle" or "Galaxy" or, god help them, "Charlotte Good Richie".

hortense

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SoleilMoonPie — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:07:49 EST

Sorry Harlow, I don't like your first name.

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Reluctant Financier — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:07:44 EST

Ok. Britney driving around West Hollywood with her son in her lap is one thing. But Brad letting Pax 'drive' a cherry picker at a construction site? And he needed a helmet, safety belt, and a freaking harness? Are you kidding me?! He's a fucking kid and that thing can't go over 5 miles per hour! Chill out people! Let the kid live a little!

Reluctant Financier

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NefariousNewt — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:07:38 EST

@Pinkosaurus: You knew she wasn't going to be named Britney...

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Nicole & Christina Are Mommies; Britney's On Wedding Watch

SoleilMoonPie — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:06:55 EST

I've been meaning to start wearing my wedding dress more often. I don't get enough use out of it.

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NefariousNewt — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:06:53 EST

Uh, Zoe, perhaps they would have felt that way also by watching Nichelle Nichols, who originated the role you will be portraying. Just saying.

NefariousNewt

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hortense — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:05:25 EST

I was kind of hoping that Val Kilmer item would end before the word "girlfriend" popped up.

Also: the blind item is either McCain or Guiliani's daughter.

And: How much of a scumbag do you have to be to make Kevin Federline look like a prize?

hortense

Nicole & Christina Are Mommies; Britney's On Wedding Watch

Pinkosaurus — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:05:10 EST

Harlow? Isn't that the name of one of the Hef's girlfriends' toy dogs? Hopefully, lil baby Richie won't poop on the floor as much.

That said, Jean Harlow rocked and you can do a lot worse than being named after her.

Pinkosaurus