<![CDATA[Loose Lips - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Arabella_London: did not know that. very interesting.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @bess marvin, girl detective: Max is a Latin one for greatest and in Latin America is not treated as a shorter version of Maxwell or Maximillian. A bit like Sandra is supposedly a shorter version of Alexandra but in LA is a completely different name. Neither of them are nicknames.

Arabella_London

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> christina naming her son max instead of maxwell stirs up a stupid pet peeve of mine that hates it when parents name their children nicknames (i.e. jenny, katie, max, sam, etc.) my sister kate has had to spend a significent time of her existence explaining to people that her name isn't short for katherine/kathleen/kaitlin.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> This might be crap, but it bugs when women who aren't married & haven't yet taken the man's name give a baby the man's last name. Which is a huge point of conflict here on Jez in the first place.

Was Nic always a Richie? Maybe one of those half dozen names was an old name of hers.

Anyway, that always bugs me. I feel like damn, lady, you had a bun in yr oven for months. Give yourself some credit.

toast

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> i just read that christina had a boy.

[afp.google.com]

onestrawplz

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Um....is it just me, or did 9 months fly by that quick??

TammyTones

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hamsterpants: @gerbilsinlove: Seems there may have been some hanky panky with a producer [www.crazydaysandnights.net]

This guy sounds like a real piece of work too. Ewwww!
[www.crazydaysandnights.net]

Oh and the boyfriend...[www.crazydaysandnights.net]

Ah, who the hell knows? 16 is just too young in my book, regardless.


PICKLES

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Didn't Patrica Arquette already name one of her kids Harlow? It's kind of weird, yet unoriginal.

JessaFields

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I fear that Harlow will only add to the inevitable playground teasing this little girl is bound to get. Despite the lack of originality, I do like the Winter Kate part--cute!

OperationSnack

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> At 6lbs, 7oz, that's not that far off from what Nicole weighed before she got sperminated (ba da bum!)

But seriously, folks, unless he gets her act together concerning her own weight, I'm very worried about the habits she'll be passing onto that little girl.

polypam

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I think this XML schema needs work

EncephelanetRepairHelperGuy

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @QueenCanada: Dangit! Nicole used the name I wanted for my next dog! Gah! Now people will think I copied. ::pouts::

PaisleyPajamas

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Miss_Sarah: My dad liked him too. He wanted to name me Zeta Moon. My mom won out with the ubiquitous Sarah.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Le sigh. Nicole Ritchie stole one of my baby names.

QueenCanada

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Whatever happened to normal celebrity baby names like Moon Unit and Dweezil Zappa? Wait, was Frank Zappa a celebrity? Maybe my dad is the only person that liked him...

Miss.Sarah

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> They're popping out babies all over the Wood - David Alan Grier's wife, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Aguilera, and Nicole Ritchie. The maternity wards are hopping at Cedars-Sinai!

Ritchie and Madden take the strange name award with Harlow Winter, but Harlow is a beautiful name. Grier takes it for weirdly wonderful with Luisa Danbi - Danbi meaning "sweet rain" in Korean. Of course, that's without knowing what Aguilera named hers. Thorne-Smith's got the most normal with Jacob Emerson.

SidheDragon

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Its cool all these folks are having their babies today. Stella Mucca yesterday. And Toni Collette today. Allegedly Christina had the baby, just no announcement yet.

I was doing the same thing 17 years ago--Jan 11. My kid turned out awesome. Good luck to them all.

encnyc

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Trixie from Toronto: do kids use the word harlot these days? Maybe in college! Not that these folks go to college. Or finish high school, for that matter.

encnyc

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I think Harlow is kind of pretty. Could so easily be Harlot, however, in the schoolyard.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Yup...Harlow Winter Kate Madden (I think). I like Harlow, but Winter? Really...because it's winter? They probably think they're very clever. Kate, however, is the most beautiful name there is :)

shavethatsoulpatch

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @sirsnarksalot:

harlow winter kate madden, according to people.

it COULD be worse.

but it's still kinda...yikes.

onestrawplz

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> e@funnyface: all kinds of wrong- for me at least. when i think Harlow- i some how thing Ho.
dunno why- and she has like 7 names.
christina had her "citrus fruit" (to quote michael k) too.



Philthyist

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @funnyface: I'm going with it's a good name. Not traditional but not weird.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Apparently they had a girl and named her Harlow. I can't decide if I think it's adorable or annoying.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @PantyWaist: haha I thought the exact opposite. According to my calculations Nicole Richie has been pregnant for at least 17 months.

lisas

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @ArmCandy: Status quo hospital. When Jackie Collins' characters have heart attacks and OD, that's where they're rushed.

(Don't judge! 'cause I know that.)

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> if they're not having c-section, one word: episiotomy.

summerlover

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @amandahugnkiss: reminds me of an episode on ER. when they shoved the baby back in I think I screamed at at the TV, "you can't do that! can you? oh god, I hope not" then I crawled under a table and curled in a ball.

phantom lady

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Too Posh to Push!

Oh...wait..that was Posh...
*ducks*

Moley

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Sorry, Christina Aguilera. I was being lazy.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @Archetype: do you mean C*A*A?

bananaballs

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @ArmCandy: Wow! I was born with the cord around my neck and my sister was born ass-backwards and we both were just kind of yanked out of there. Having a baby shoved back in reminds me of that "South Park" where Cartman shoots the satellite out of his ass, then the scientist pushes a button and it gets sucked back in. Ouch.

amandahugnkiss

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> OOooo. Another human woman births a baby. Amazing! Can you read my sarcasm?

violetskies

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @PantyWaist: when you're anorexic and don't get your period anyway you can be pregnant a long time before knowing it?

Lizawithazee

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Is it like a rule, that if you're a celeb you have a pre-scheduled C-section at Cedars-Sinai?

GoodBadNotEvil

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Thanks paps for letting us know where our celeb-u-tards are heading in real time!

hfree

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @amandahugnkiss: My boyfriend's mother has told me how after he decided to come out ass-first and with an umbilicle cord wrapped around his neck, the doctors pushed him back up and then did a C-section. It's doable, but probably as a last-resort type of procedure.

Also, gross that I know all of this - right?

ArmCandy

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @amandahugnkiss: I think CA scheduled a C-section.

Archetype

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Best wishes to both of them.

The lawyer in me is saying that hell yes, he should ask for a paternity test, especially in light of the rumors that it's not his. But the lawyer in me is a heinously raving bitch who trusts practically no one.

Actually, that might just be me.

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Wow. Why is she getting a c-section, again? Nothing like setting up your planned c-section only to have your baby make other plans.

PaisleyPajamas

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hamsterpants: Skeeved is a good description... YES!

Tamberstone

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @amandahugnkiss: 'Tis okay - it's Friday! Now or later, laughs are always appreciated, aren't they?

langtry

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> My money is on Nicole for picking out the more pretentious and cringe inducingly stoopid name for her child. Something like Paxton Seaweed.

sirsnarksalot

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @hamsterpants: Not so much skeeved as questioning the "father's" naivity.

gerbilsinlove

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Please please please don't let her lose any more than ten pounds of that baby weight! She's so pretty and healthy right now, and I'll have to go back to hating her if she becomes a skeletor again.

HarlemSnowflake

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Cedars Sinai! Did no one tell her about Dennis Quad and Britney Spears' experiences? Or is this a status quo hospital, like Promises Malibu?

ArmCandy

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Is anyone besides me skeeved out that there might be a question of ASKING for a paternity test for a 16 year old kid?

Hamsterpants

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I want to see Xtina with a baby sling.

JessicaLovejoy: Y SO DYKEISH?

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> paternity test???? oh, mama spears. epic fail.

titania1285

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Isn't that the hospital where Dennis Quaid's kids were given the wrong meds and ended up in baby ICU?

My sister had a baby yesterday. Must be in the air.

All the best to you Nic and Chris!

maliciousfallacy

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> If that woman is actually pushing out that baby, I will be flummoxed.

westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago)

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Gosh, my pregnancies lasted like FOREVER but theirs are over in an instance. How dat?

PantyWaist

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> WOO baabies!
*hormones out of control naturally*

Rummy_McGin

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> @langtry: Ewwww! Just got that...long day and I'm sloooow.

amandahugnkiss

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> I realize I'm super lame for knowing this, but wasn't Nicole Richie supposed to have a c-section? I don't know how this whole labor thing works, but does she have to push now or can she still get one? Why do I care? So many questions...

amandahugnkiss

]]> <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Love the title of the post ("Loose Lips"). You Jezebel editors should be ashmaed of yourselves!

langtry

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