<![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies! - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies! - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I have exactly two g-bangers - one flesh coloured Calvin Klein number, usually worn beneath the strongest of control top pantihose, for those times when I decide to suffer through the trussing required for a pencil skirt, and another thatI bought on a whim from the Myer* sale because it was such a dear little art decoish confection that I could overlook the narrow, lacy strip of fabric that would be working its way into my fundament.

Anyway. I decide to bust out the art deco fancy undies one evening in the hope of some special occasion sex. I even go to the lengths of swanning around the house, unclothed, like some sort of person who loiters around the house in overpriced underwear. The gent I do heterosexuality with didn't notice. Not for a second. It was so not worth the itching. Should have stuck with the old Cottontails and a quick fumble under the covers before bed.**

* I am from Australia.
** Again, I am from Australia.

bachelorette

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Smackdown: Well, it's clear to me that you're joking, and I think you were witty and persuasive in your argument. So there.

Topic? Mostly high-cut briefs, a couple pairs of bikinis that matchy-match certain bras, and two (2) thongs which are
A) strangely comfortable, and
B)drive the husband horn-crazed with a reliabity like Pavlov's drooling dog.
One of said thongs is a nude beige microfibre that I wear almost exclusively under a pair of tight-fitting white pants. Which is to say, North American pants ie: trousers, not British pants, which would be redundant.

And add me to the list of women who haaaaaate the word "panties", because it always sounds pervy and Penthouse-esque to me.

fluffybudgie

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Dude, I'm all about impractical underpants. I have a lot of thongs, but I don't really coordinate them to my outfits, so I end up with panty lines all the time anyway. Generally I put on cute underpants, dance around my apartment for a while, and a long time later remember that I have a job and throw on other clothes to go to it.

You can't dance around your apartment in granny panties!

sequined

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I can't see / hear the word "panties" without thinking of Seinfeld: "the panties your mother laid out for you".

cricketchicka

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I think those of us who hate thongs do so because we feel like there's a message out there that you are not feminine if you don't wear one.

I don't like thongs because they are yet another case where women have to bend over backwards (or something) to look sexy.

Like bikini waxes, I think that thongs take their cue from Porn. I refuse to take my cue from porn.

Pleasure

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @stoprobbers:
Calvin Klein underwear rocks! CK is cut so it actually covers my ass, unlike a lot of the bikinis and boyshorts out there.

Re: Visible Panty Line issue: when you're wearing something sheer or thin enough that normal panty lines show, there's a pretty good chance the thong is going to show, too. I've seen a full-on whale tail that went all the way into the woman's crack. Gross!

mocksun

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @blueskiesgoldensunshine:
LUPA = long upper p*ssy area

mocksun

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> i totally own those purple undies! they're from jockey and quite comfortable.

judgingnora still hates the new comment setup

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Smackdown: "arse trinkets" did nothing for me, but "atomic wedgie" just made my day!

ahwannabe

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> since we're on the topic of panties - for those of us in NYC there is the "7th annual pants-off subway ride" on Saturday. Wear your most awesomest knickers.

SequinsMakeTheWorldGoRound

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @mocena: Gosh, I hadn't thought of that, and it's great advice, except for the fact that VPL doesn't only appear when one's pants are too tight.

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Smackdown: "...nobody in their right mind would actually really give a fuck that much about underpants."

Seriously?

PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Smackdown: Good luck with that. You're not allowed to even respectfully disagree, much less pick a fight for fun.

persephone

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @hamburgerhotdog: Oh my god, I give up. I felt like it was clear I was joking, mostly, but apparently it's not.

My whole point is that no, I'm not hostile, I'm kidding around, because nobody in their right mind would actually really give a fuck that much about underpants.

I wasn't kidding about how this place could occasionally use a sense of humor injection, though. Jesus yourself.

Smackdown

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Smackdown: Jesus, hostile much?

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> i HATE how few brands of undies actually cover my ass these days. The VS cotton ones were okay for a while, but then they "redesigned" and now they suck. I actually really like the barely there "jeanius" ones, especially for their ass-covering abilities.

srslyallie

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @kellyhelene: wow! It's great! I especially love this thing called the Panty Girdle. It is like something they'd make you wear after a uterous prolapse, and I love it! It's slightly nursey looking in a very pervy way that I find awesome.

TempleDrake

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> TALK ABOUT FEMINIST REVOLUTION! On with the granny panties.

I sleep in big undies every night because the ones I don during the day cause too many problems. I got mine from Costco, and they're ironically called "Itsy Bitsies."

My husband just shakes his head and says they should just be called "Big and Comfies."

Threadtrend

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I'm cursed with a plus-sized butt on a small frame. Thongs get lodged much further up my butt than they ought to and regular panties cover about half my butt cheeks (and that just looks funny). I hate panties.

birdmadgirl

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @TempleDrake: I was just going to say that. Totally the way to go. I can't fathom wearing garters otherwise.

I recall my grandmother looking through a victoria's secret catalogue or the like once and saying "all these girls are wearing their stockings wrong. who would wear the panties on the bottom? you'd pee on yourself!" So I figure if an 80 year old who wore this stuff when it was the norm agrees with the "undies on top" way, that must be it.

Also. best garter belts ever? Secretsinlace.com. Six straps with metal clips. These things are designed to hold up your stockings, not just look good for an hour in the bedroom. (and they sell bullet bras, too!)

kellyhelene

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Yes indeed. Bloody thing's uncomfortable at best, and I really, emphatically do not need to have my arse flossed. Secondly, normal bums look ginormous in thongs. Ladies, thongs were designed for Brazilian 15-year-olds and Giséle, not YOU (or me, for that matter). Thirdly, I hate having to pick at my underwear through my clothes all the time, and thongs make me do just that.

LaGiulia

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I'm calling for a Jezzie Panty PAAARRRTY!

(A nod to the ridiculousness that is TyTy)

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @flatlands: bwah! love that! sill be stealing it now!

Trashtastic is proud to be an American!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @TempleDrake: Oh, I agree with that, unless it's the "I'm being super slutty right before getting laid" kind of event. Plus, you're normally wearing a garter belt with a skirt, so there's no need for a thong.

Oh, and in addition to being lazy, I am also cheap. I have a feeling that the Target garter belt isn't going to suffice for everyday wear.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: Agent Provocateur also makes underwear with removable garters so that you don't need a belt. They are generally quite full coverage, though. Garter belt+thong=illegal.

TempleDrake

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @TempleDrake: Ah ha! Still doesn't solve my laziness problem, but I'm thinking about it...

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @LaFemme: Men appreciate this too- this way the garter and stocking can stay on while everything else comes off.

TempleDrake

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> fantastic! i was in a grumpy mood when i got dressed this morning and unceremoniously selected some gigantic teal underpants. my ass thanks me.

remedies

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @lucyjae: thanks for mentioning the thong vpl problem. no, it's not when the thong is peeking out from your pants but instead when people can actually see your thong through your pants. i'll take vpl from some granny panties every day over the thong vpl. at least with granny panties i know that the ass is covered. with the thong vpl, only a small amount of fabric separates the funky nasty booty from the public. yeesh.

rednrowdy

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Smackdown: Do you not understand that thongs still contain a bottom panel that covers the nether region? You don't like the idea of a strip of fabric on your tailbone, but the seam of your pants rubbing the senstive bits is a-ok? That makes no sense.

I doubt anyone is holding you down and forcing you into a thong, so just don't wear them if you hate them. Honestly, who f-ing cares what style underwear you choose since you are the only one wearing it.

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @TempleDrake: That's good... I am going to have to try this tomorrow.

LaFemme

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @TruculentandUnreliable: The trick is to wear your underwear outside of the garter belt!!!!

TempleDrake

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @petuniacat: "knit from the beard of Satan"! That's awesome!

@LaFemme: Yes. HAAAATE.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @hamburgerhotdog: I am, dude. Check out my complancency with disagreeing. I am happy to disagree! Nay, thrilled to!

You know what's boring? When the comments at this place become a happy hugfest of let's all be so nice to each other and respect everyone else's choices! Surely, the use of hyperbole and exaggeration for comic or polemic effect can not be unfamiliar to any of us. Esp. you, who I know is very good and at cracking the jokes.

I am just saying, perhaps it would be more fun if everyone stopped being so goddamned sensitive all the time. I still think all of you ladies who wear thongs, while completely deluded and living a total lie of your entire life, are probably very nice people who share my fondness for adorable kittens.

Smackdown

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Leiakat: Brazilian cut? Personally these are the worst for me--not enough to cover the butt and hold on by the cheeks, but a LOT of fabric to be shoved in between. uuuggghh

LaFemme

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @PhDork: I can't quite figure out why all of the sudden full-butted (as I call them) panties became "granny panties," either.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Smackdown: Did you have a nightmare last night about being forced into a 3 sizes too small thong made of sandpaper? That's the only explanation I can think of for your evangelizing against thongs as though they're knit from the beard of Satan.

You don't like em. We get it. We're all big girls here who can choose our undies without help, thank you very much.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Smackdown: I personally think that going without underwear is disgusting, so I choose to wear a thong. To each her own. And I have an excellently jiggly ass that can't be contained by regular underwear.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Thongs = BAAAAAD. Commando = Good! But I'm thinking there's a communication breakdown around the term "granny panties." In my circle, they imply cotton or nylon (evil! let your kitty breathe!) underwear that are cut low on the leg and rise up past the belly button. Fug. Never a good idea, even if you're surfing the crimson tide. There are plenty of pretty cotton knickers that cover your bum, but have a more flattering line in the front, and only come up to your hipbone.
Cottony and/or butt-covering /= granny panties.

PhDork

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @fedhead: I have a couple of them from VS, great for tight pants! No clue what they call them....

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Smackdown: Well, given most stores are at least 50% thongs someone out there must like 'em. They're not for you? Fine. Just agree to disagree already.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @mocksun: Excitingly, "lupa" is Latin slang for "prostitute."

Blue Skies, Golden Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Man, talk about touching a nerve. Okay, okay, ladies, some of you have Miracle Asses that do not suffer the heinous ass-crack friction burn, nor subject you to the jiggly, unrefined "clearly not wearing underwear, check out the cellulite" situation some of us are in, and yet prefer not to go commando, which I don't understand. Although the "unruly pubic hair control" is making me laugh. But I find it dubious, because the other thing about thongs is that if you're sporting mad 70s pornobush down there, there's not like, enough front fabric to restrain that shit.

I don't know. I think you thong-wearers should just go commando. And if you are wearing pants that would otherwise give you cameltoe, your choice in underwear fashions is not the choice in fashions you should be concerned about.

Seriously, I don't give a shit what you thread your ass with or don't. I'm just saying to all the thongvangelists out there, shut up, I've tried them, they look like shit, because my asscheeks floating around in the ether is not the effect that I want, regardless of pantylines, and no, they're not so fucking comfortable, and you can "just get used to them." And also, I have not given up on myself because I don't wear thongs.

Which again, are fucking disgusting.

Smackdown

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> The one way not to be irritated by your thong is to get one that fits properly (i.e. not lace, not 'one size fits all'). There is no way in hell I'd be caught in a pair of 'apple catchers'! I love looking at the French knickers and boy shorts, but my butt is too big to wear anything like that...

Blamemame

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Now I am jonesing for some pure silk French knickers to wear under jeans. I admit that's a bit of a specific craving.

bowleserised

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Hurrah and huzzah for big pants! I think Caitlin Moran was looking in the wrong bit of Marks and Sparks because I found some terrific apple catchers in black. Big, comfy cotton pants rule; I find that even M&S boyshorts are a bit uncomfortable in comparison.

I did flirt with the idea of frilly pants for a bit, but the only ones I could find were nylon and on fetish sites. I got a bit scared and ran away...

NancyDraws

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> The thing about thongs is, you have to buy them a size larger than your normal size and then when you put them on, don't pull them up tight. Let the fabric settle into your buttcrack on its own. And only buy thin, high thread count cotton ones so they're soft. There's a style of underwear, I'm not sure what it's called, that combines the best of both worlds. From the front, it looks like a full underpant, and in the back, it's a thong. I found a couple of pairs at TJ Maxx. They even had a little teardrop cutout below the waistband just above the buttcrack so they were pretty damn sexy. Thongs are the only way to avoid VPL in knit pants. Unless you want to wear the dreaded Spanx.

fedhead

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @lucyjae: Def!

I don't get why people care about seeing underwear lines to show you are wearing them. Just please don't think about my undies, thanks.

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: Looser pants?

mocena

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @LaFemme: Yeah, I always call thongs "butt floss." It's a term I picked up from Seventeen sometimes back in the 90s.

K_Train

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Miss Expatria: With a thong you still get the bottom panel, which is the main purpose of undies. I just need my sensitive bits covered.

@savaro: Ditto with people how what to convince that full backed underwear is always comfy. I say your nether regions will let you know what works either way.

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @lucyjae: Thanks for the tip! I really did like the way the boy shorts looked on (you know, before they ran up my vag), but after about 5 minutes of walking, I wished I'd never bought them.

Sev

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @TempleDrake: You do? Damn, that's impressive! I only do thongs with pants, but with skirts I wear a nice lacy or satin-y tanga--and my BF totally notices. I just refuse to do anything that comes in a pack of three or is 5 for $20 - all those Victoria Secret cotton panties are shot in the elastic and crappy looking after a few washes.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I managed never to succumb to the thong thing. French knickers can't be beaten - underbum cleavage is HOT.

mepo

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> also, i've seen thong pantie lines and they look tackier than those i've seen from regular old undies. so, if you're sporting thongs, make sure your not sporting lines.

lucyjae

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @TempleDrake: I would like to wear stockings and garters every day, but a) I am too lazy to put that shit on in the morning, b) I am too uncoordinated to get them on correcting, and c) how do you pee efficiently?

Plus, I wear pants a lot. Not right now though, because I gained a little weight and they don't fit.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I NEVER thong. NEVER. Ugly, ugly, ugly. And uncomfortable.

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @hushnowcharlotte: HAHA "My asshole is not an outtie bellybutton". man, that'd be pretty sick

RainbowBrite

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @treecut: Exactly. I'm not a huge "choice feminism" person, but for Christ's sake, it's underwear.

Though I was surprised at how many people don't like the molded cup bras. I love mine, though it's definitely not sexy.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Sev: they probably had a seam up the front,right? stay away from undies with a front seam, they'll cause camel toe every time. look for boyshorts or hipsters without the evil front seam.

lucyjae

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @hamburgerhotdog: Well you don't have to wear the giant ones everyday! Just once in a while for a change! Believe me, it is not a comfort issue. i wear stockings and garters almost everyday, but it's nice to have a surprise.

TempleDrake

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Leiakat: I will concede that there are women out there who genuinely do find the thong to be more comfortable than regular underwear; although I can't imagine how that could possibly be true, I have heard it argued too often and too vehemently not to believe it. I just wish that those women would quit trying to convince the rest of us that if we'd just give thongs a chance we would find them to be equally comfortable, because we have and we did not. What is comfortable to one women is apparently an agonizing torture device to others. Different folks, different strokes.

This whole discussion reminds me of cycle 3 of Top Model, when Tocarra (most beautiful plus-sizer in ATNM history) for one shoot had to wear what looked like a thong but turned out to just be regular underwear--her booty "overwhelmed" the undies. I do not want my booty overwhelming anything.

bitsy boozer

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Ladies - clearly we all have differently-shaped crotches and asses. Apparently some of use get wedgies from thongs, and others from granny panties. Let's all just celebrate our freedom to choose the underwear shape that most soothes our nether regions.

treecut...Grim Reaper of the forest

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @HannahBethD: I think panty lines are just very tacky and it would really bother me if I knew I had them. If other people don't care- good for them, i'm obviously not going to judge anyone but myself about this.
@Smackdown: I respectfully disagree although I don't think anyone should wear thongs who doesn't like them as thong does not equal sexy. Personally I feel more comfortable in them then other panties that ride up in weird ways. I also hate all the fabric in boy shorts or the normal bikini cut so I don't wear those styles.

Wearing thongs is just a personal choice and I don't see why one underwear style should be considered better then the other. But I also like thongs that tie on the side or have little jewels on them so my opinion might not be valid;)

99centbar

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Leiakat: I can see how the strings would be alright in terms of bunching, because, well, strings don't bunch. But If I'm wearing just a string, then why wear anything? I DON'T GET THONGS. I feel so retarded about saying that, but I just don't get them.

Rome Girl

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @mediamavenj: And that's because thongs have always been "in" - your crack, that is, and hence excruciatingly unwearable! I do NOT care if some silly women think they're avoiding "panty lines" - you're not, you're just fooling yourself.

sybann

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Aw hell no. I actually just threw all my huge cotton panties away and replaces them with silk and lace ones. I feel so much happier in the morning when I get dressed because I know underneath I'm wearing pretty things.

What is it with people needing to feel comfortable 24/7? If it's not Crocs it's giant panties or birkenstocks or..ugh. Sorry, being comfortable is a slippery slope towards utter frumpdom. I remember Laura from Project Runway saying something to that effect and how she'd never buy a pair of elastic waistband pants, and if a woman who has had six kids can look that good, I'm not one to question.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @kellyhelene: Get the low-rise ones -- they cover your bum but don't peek out above your pants.

kentuckienne

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> For many years, I have only worn underwear from Agent Provocateur, but I was recently in Staten Island with my friend and her kids at a Walmart, and I found a pair of big white cotton underwear. Like, huge. They cover my belly button. They were 88 cents. They are now my HOTTEST pair. I love them, and I feel guilty for all that reckless spending I did on all that predictable lace and silk.

TempleDrake

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> i wear underpants so my regular pants become more than single use. that's about it. boyfriend sees me naked, boyfriend sees me throw up, boyfriend sees me on the rag. he doesn't care that much about the state of my everday ass-coverings.

titania1285

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Smackdown: @RainbowBrite: lol at least she warned you... i mean, with a name like 'smackdown' i expect a smackdown, damnit! ;)

jewess

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @RainbowBrite: I'm so glad someone said it! I'm actually more comfortable in a thong, maybe my butt is shaped weird? 'Period underwear' just end up cutting me weird with anything i wear. That said, i think most people look better in 'full backers,' I wish they were more comfy. Boy shorts aren't too bad if i'm wearing something loose on my lower half. (hehe 'loose')

jewess

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Miss Expatria: That can happen if you get the fancy lacy one or if they are a bit tight. Cotton or mesh thong are very comfy, v-strings are best. I loathed underwear until I started wearing thongs, six year and never going back!

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Smackdown: Wow you have some strong feelings about the thongs! Some are definitely more comfortable than others. I find mesh ones to be the comfiest or super-soft thin cotton. And it may seem counterintuitive, but the smaller back is sometimes more comfortable than bigger back.

@HannahBethD: I think it's b/c they're just unflattering, like how bras that give you "double boob" are unflattering.

RainbowBrite

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I love thongs. I'm sorry, I do. Every other pair of underwear I've ever worn rides straight up my crack. Hence why I now wear g-strings. No extra bunchiness.
I even tried to embrace the boy short. I bought all these adorable pairs of boy shorts and hipsters from Victoria's Secret (last semi-annual sale) and HELLO! It was camel toe city. It was vag-trinketry to the max, if you will.

And, damn it, I wish I was British. They have the best slang I've ever heard.

Sev

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I go commando as often as possible (i.e. when I'm not on my period or wearing a shortish dress) and it has never steered me wrong.

sumac

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Smackdown: nice rant, but untrue. thongs are not categorically uncomfortable and I fail to see how I would benefit from lying about that as it's mostly women reading this thread and I'm anonymous and not interested in impressing anyone over the internet anyway. If you buy nicely made thongs that fit, they might feel strange at first but they do not chafe the asshole. I personally don't wear underwear because I am not a fan, but I can see how women would prefer thongs to nothing because their labia is protected from the seams in their pants or maybe it helps disguise cameltoe or hold down unruly pubic hair, etc.

My asshole is not like an outie bellybutton. It has no friction problems with thongs.

hushnowcharlotte

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Why should anyone care about visible pantylines? Because it makes you look like you don't know what is going on with your clothes/body. The same as having a bra strap showing. The whole point of clothes is to conceal our underwear, in part. You just can't possibly look like a well put together, confident women with your ass bulging out of your underpants (this applies to VPL and thongs hanging out of your pants).

LoveNoelG

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @sheistolerable: GROAN

wilmawonker

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Leiakat: Every time I have worn a thong, I've spent half my time with my hand down the back of my pants. And not in a good way.

Rome Girl

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I am overjoyed to see as many people who loathe thongs as much as I do. And here I thought I was the only girl passing them up!

I absolutely agree with everyone who favors the "hipster" style panty... full bum coverage, but a low-rise top so it's not like they're all around your bellybutton or anything.

Weirdly, though, when I was in high school I started to buy -- EXCLUSIVELY -- the Calvin Klein underwear that's always on sale 3/$27 at Bloomingdales. Seamless, un-seamless, bikini or hipster, they are just the BEST. Soft, coverage without any bunching, minimal panty lines if any (thanks mainly to the incredibly thin but sturdy material used), and they have help up to the crap washing machines in the dorms, houses and apartment buildings I've been living in. Long live Calvin!

stoprobbers

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Whether or not anyone should care is an entirely different matter, but I do take issue with the idea that men don't actually care.

Actually we do, just as my wife cares re: me - if I switched to tightey-whiteys? Forget it. This is given that we do see each other at times other than in the dark. Like, say, in the morning?

Not "care" as in "most important thing ever," but certainly care as in "those boots are pretty fine" or "love those new glasses...*wink*"

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @k_train: Wow. I have always refused to say this word and thought I was the only one who thought that it was stupid. Underwear people. UNDERWEAR. Hell, I admit to wearing these "arse trinkets" on a daily basis and I still call these dental-floss-like pieces of fabric underwear.

LaFemme

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @k_train: me too! down with panties!

@HannahBethD: agreed. it's not like i can't see the outline of a bra through the back of a shirt.

wilmawonker

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Haha period panties. I call them, "You're-so-not-getting-laid-tonight... panties." As a 20 year old, I have grown up thinking of thongs as normal undergarments. My Nana would buy me cotton underwear and I'd throw them away. And then it happened one hot summer night: The lace thong I was wearing was itching my ass crack so much that I said, "FUCK THIS," and I threw on my white cotton "granny panties." And life never felt so good!

AnnaWintwhore

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @blackbirdfly: oh, that is so cute. Cute mom moment!

hushnowcharlotte

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I love the French knickers idea and all, but my question is, how are you supposed to wear those under clothes? I'm pretty much a jeans every day kinda girl, and I just can't imagine that working.

bitsy boozer

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @blackbirdfly: No, they actually work for me, and I've heard from everyone else that the ass is baggy on them. I do not seem to have that problem. In fact, I can't get underwear to cover up my ass most of the time, even when the band fits over my hips.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Smackdown: Sorry, but thongs are very comfortable. It feels A LOT better then sitting on underwear elastic - ick. Just like some bra straps and bands don't seem like they could be comfort, but are. It is just how it feels on your body.

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Viva la boy shorts, I say.

megankills

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> If you like shopping for undies as much as you like taking them off, are you pantulimic?

sheistolerable

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Marks and Spencer low-cut lace boyshorts. NO pantylines, no peek-a-boos, and they'd last through a nuclear holocaust. I've thrown out all my thongs (all two of them) and have only kept one pair of the grannies for Big Flow Day.

Rome Girl

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> What always mystified me was listening to girls insisting that thongs are really comfortable once you get used to them. I tried one, finally, to debunk the theory and found them to be as awful as I had imagined.

ridgegirl

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @HannahBethD: That reminds me of something my mom once said about the thong issue, which horrifies her. "But I don't WANT anyone to think I'm not wearing panties!"

@TruculentandUnreliable: Victoria's Secret doesn't work for me either, and I have no ass to speak of. I buy my underwear at Target (where I buy everything else).

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @Smackdown: I totes disagree. If I wear something that's obviously for dudely benefit, I won't pretend that it's comfortable. I don't like panty lines (I'm not sure that's so much dudely benefit as convention) and I'll say that I think thongs are much better.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Just bought two pair of actual underpants and I must say they are both Cute & Comfy...before as an unfortunately flat assed giril granny panies resulted in a way too much bunchy saggy fabric these fit Just righ ones DKNY the other is Calin Klein..I think I will be checking out some cotton ones for sleeping, I do like sleeping in big girl panties though...You Know what I basically hate wearing underwear under my clothes but also like to wear my jeans 10 timesbefore washing them soo I forgo comfort for hygiene, damn..

Ilovekoko

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @notaclevername: lol, yes! you are right, they are brown, i just checked them out. I thought it was creepy that Sunday is white though!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @bowleserised: That model (not the one that looks like Betty Page and has cherry tattoos, the one on the Janet Reger site) kind of looks like Paris Hilton.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I think the only possible explanation of why people find thongs comfortable is because they have asshole calluses.

What on earth would be the point of wearing a thong? If you're concerned enough to thread a wad of fabric through your fucking asscrack, just don't wear panties. It's not like they're so much more modest or anything.

Goddamn, they're disgusting. I hate thongs. Thongs : "so comfortable = high heels greater than 2" : "so comfortable"

They're both totally myths that everyone feels bad about not agreeing with so nobody ever admits that both things are the most heinous fucking body torture in the goddamned universe, so you can have the benefits of hating yourself because you're not like everyone else because your feet hurt and you have an atomic wedgie, or hating yourself because you don't look like all the other hot chicks.

Smackdown

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I own one thong and have never worn it... I'm just not a fan of the perpetual wedgie. Also, "arse trinkets" is my new favorite phrase.

@notaclevername: Yes you can, and I'll support it.

LBB says YES WE DID!

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @blackbirdfly: No, I do too. I can't do the boyshorts, either, because holy shit, if a wedgie from a thong is bad, imagine a boyshort wedgie. No thanks! I always wear thongs with pants and bikinis with skirts.

Also, though, I'm apparently immune to the Victoria's Secret saggy undies syndrome. I must just have a big ass.

TruculentandUnreliable

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Can someone please explain to me why I should be worried about panty lines?

I don't say that to be an ass, I just truly don't understand why I'm supposed to worry about. It feel akin to not wanting dudes to see your tampon stash.

HannahBethD

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @stacyinbean: Are they from American Eagle? Because I have them, too. I think the Saturday pants are brown.

I'm just glad they included Sunday. Finally, God lets us have day-of-rest pants.

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Voila, French Knickers (a style not a brand). A boy once told me they were the best knickers because a girl could have sex without taking them off.

[www.janetreger-online.com]

Me? I want some ruffly ones, like this:
[www.whatkatiedid.com]

And I can't believe she got through the entire article without mentioning camiknickers.

bowleserised

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Am I the only one who gets a wedgie from cotton panties?

blackbirdfly

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @touchmyshoe: mmmmm seamless microfiber.

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> This revolution needs a theme, no?

"Big Panty Woman" by the Barefoot Man. Enjoy.

[profile.myspace.com]

MickFNS

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @RainbowBrite: I wholeheartedly agree. Only women with no ass or thigh fat can possibly wear normal panties (or as the Brits say, "pants") without horrible, horrible lines. I have found one style of boy shorts at the Gap with basically no elastic in them that are ok, but otherwise, thongs all the way.

thenwemadeout

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @kellyhelene: Me too! If I wore the ones in the photo, they'd stop somewhere right below my boobs. Fuuuuun.

Microfiber boy shorts, it is.

touchmyshoe

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> My mom got me days of the week boy short type undies for Christmas and I am in serious heaven. Unfortunately, it's Tuesday and I'm totes wearing Saturday. On an odd side note - The Sunday undies are white, with light pink lace, while the Saturday undies are black with cream lace.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @hushnowcharlotte: it's ok, it's all very personal and relates to specific anatomy, i think. myself, i feel safe and sexy with everything tucked inside cotton and not exposed to rough seams in jeans or the tiny t crotch of a thong that gets all up inside my labias. other ladies get wedgies from full back underwear. to each her own!

J.D.Regent

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Actually, those pants in the picture are so high that if I were wearing them and my top rode up, it would look like i were wearing a lilac vest...

beastybeatsy

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @flynnchick: Goddamn I miss London.

Susan B.

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @kellyhelene: I'm with you on this...I'm not even five-two, and some of the "granny" or higher waisted styles could double as a bra, if the waistband were snug enough. Not a good look.

I love the CK Naked line (so soft) and the lower rise brazilians (more coverage than a thong, less coverage than grannies).

LitiGrrl30

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I've never NOT rocked my big butted panties. It's bad enough wearing a dress and tights and heels at work. But I'm suppose to have a thong up my butt too? No way.

Big and cotton-y is the way to be!

Twilly

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @notaclevername: Also, can I start a movement to bring back tap pants? HOT.

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @petuniacat: i hate hanky panky! Aren't they the one size fits all lacy things? I thought their fabric was gross and they were too big.

And while I do not think thongs are particularly cool or sexy, I also do not think they are any more uncomfortable than regular underwear. They are just convenient for avoiding VPL. Maybe it's been so long since I regularly wore panties that I'm forgetting the most standard complaints but I always thought the elastic around my crotch/fabric against my cooch was more uncomfortable than anything going on in the back (a la the wedgie issue). I'm feeling like an underwear outcast right now!

hushnowcharlotte

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Speaking on behalf of my gender, I can say that things like "panty lines" are very rarely relevant in our thought processes. Generally, the most arousing part about underwear is that we get to see it.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> That was hilarious. I'm all about variety of underwears, but I gotta be honest: I love waltzing around my life knowing I'm wearing some sexy knickers underneath it all.

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: That's what I'm wearing today! And they may or may not be embroidered with "Tuesday."

not.a.clever.name

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @BritneyCanadaWhore: ME TOO!!! My husband says it just to bug me sometimes. It is my most hated word, ESPECIALLY when said by a man trying in any way to be sexy. Just, ew.

badteaparty

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Maidenform cotton boy shorts were the best underloos a gal could wish form. But alas, no more. Anybody know why they are only in that awful stretchy nylon now?

Gabberdoo

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I'm reminded of a toast some of my guy friends give. "Here's to panties. Not the best thing in the world, but right next to it."

RosemaryF

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I'm going to start calling everything "scanties."

Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Thongs are gross. Boy shorts, hipsters and bikini briefs are staples of my underwear regime.

French knickers sound fascinating...

tunamelt

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @distractedbyshinyobjects: OMG, what is the deal with those? I saw a pair at Pennys of all places, and could not fathom who would want a rhinstone heart hanging above the crack of their ass.

kellyhelene

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> This is truly hilarious. In the case of my ample bum, I don't need a thong to make it look even more so.I don't think they're terribly flattering on most women. And not comfortable!

badteaparty

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @treecut: Granny pantys give me wedgies. I feel like I have two pairs of pants on.

AthertonMerriweather

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I have a girlfriend who acted totally STUNNED that I wear "full back" panties. She thought everyone wore thongs. And we are NEARLY 40 for Pete's sake. I want to like the boy shorts, they are so cute. But for some reaso they ride up on me terribly, no more comfortable than a thong for me. Nothing beat a low rise hipster - full covered but your still ok if you bend over.

Buenavista

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @notbetty: i think french knickers is an actual brand? but i thought french cut panties (or french briefs, or anything with french in the title) meant super high cut underwear like the one in the picture.

hushnowcharlotte

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I am a long-time wearer of the boyshorts and "hipsters" that provide full butt coverage without coming up to just under my breasts. Thongs are the most retarded thing ever. A perma-wedgie that lets your ass hang out.

Flackette is a Red State Elitist

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I kinda hate the word "panties." It's an awkward word to say out loud.

My roommate back in college and I had this conversation where she was like, "you know why women don't rule the world? It's cause we have to wear these stupid things called panties instead of regular old underwear."

K_Train

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> meh, thongs have been 'out' for years.

mediamavenj

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Ok, did anyone else notice, in the new Victoria's secret swimwear catalog, there are some of these huge underwear-looking bottoms?

Please see p. 9 - the Red Carter Retro bikini which comes up to above the belly button. (which is not on the website, for whatever reason)

Yaneh

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> This whole thing is just funny. Which is exactly what I needed today. Thanks Jezzies.

badmutha

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Arse-trinkets makes me think of those awful metal charms and rhinestones that have been showing up on (esp. VS) panties as of late. Horrible looking *and* must be god-awfully uncomfortable. Plus the boys hate them, and if there's any other reason for buying flashy-showy underpants, I haven't heard it.

distractedbyshinyobjects

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @wilmawonker: Same here! I've tried numerous styles of boyshorts, and they just don't work with my arse. They either bunch up, or because I have a bubbly butt, they don't cover my bum all the way and I still end up with a panty line.

Maybe I need to look into some French knickers to alternate with my Hanky Panky's and granny panties.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @raleighrolanda: i'm with you on that one. i don't do thongs and have very few in my possession.
@flatlands: clothes need protection from our booties. for real.

rednrowdy

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I bought panties that had a big tag that read "Get Cheeky". They were not full panties and not thongs, but somewhere in the middle. Soooo comfy!

PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Darlin', I ditched the thongs a loooong time ago. They just weren't worth it, and there are other panties out there that don't cause the dreaded VPL.

But yeah,@badmutha: arse trinkets? Lurve!

gerbilsinlove

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> If I can't walk around my bedroom wearing just the undies without feeling gross about myself, then I don't wear them. Hence, nothing that makes my ass feel like two hamhocks.

Lady Skittlehattington

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I recently coined an acronym LUPA to describe the body shape most suitable for Victoria's secret undies.

mocksun

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> oh my god i HATE the word "panties." hate!

i wear boxerbriefs. but sometimes my girlfriend wears frilly lacy things from VS and i die. why am i sharing this?

BritneyCanadaWhore

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @zute: Probably the moment ever in any movie.

My friend swears by granny panties. Back in high school when everyone was switching to thongs her bloomers got bigger and bigger. I prefer boyshorts myself. They cover my butt and I think they're sexy.

shananigans

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> How timely, I just got back from my annual underwear shopping spree. Down with thongs, up with cotton granny panties. Zexy!

huffyb

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @flynnchick:
What are the French knickers?
That sounds so pretty.

notbetty

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I LOVE the fact that the times let her write "Men have sex with bicycles!" is giant blue type. I just love Caitlin Moran, actually.

bowleserised

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @badmutha: Definitely an immediate part of my vocabulary!

This is hilarious, and true. I'm tired of my ass eating my panties because there's not enough fabric and they ride up. But I'm still not sure I'm ready for granny panties.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I do have special "I might get laid tonight" panties for when I'm going out... But everyday undies are cotton Marks & Spencer's in dizzy patterns.

tailfeather

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Nope. I will keep wearing my sexy panties. Because they make me feel sexy. And I find them much more comfy than granny panties. I will trade thongs for hiphugger/boy shorts (the Vicky's hiphuggers in their Body line are actually quite delicious), but I'll stick with minimal skivs, thank you very much!

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> i ditched my thongs the day i got them - those things are instruments of torture.

confusedforahotsecond, soldier of the horrible shoe war!

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Huzzah! I love "granny panties," or briefs, as I call them. I want my butt fully covered and I don't want to be yanking underwear out of my crack all day. I tried wearing a thong once; the experiment lasted all of 10 minutes before I was driven witless by the experience.

MissPeacock

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I live in London and we haven't worn thongs in a year and a half. Everybody's wearing the french knickers or lovely ones with ribbons and flowers on them.
I loved throwing those uncomfortable bastards away.

dinosaur_senior

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I only wear panties when I am on my period, and then it's normally thongs just to avoid panytlines. I like boyshorts, but i still get panty lines with those. (Maybe it's because I have A BIG FAT ASS?!?! Or maybe it's because I am a skank and I wear tight jeans.) Anyway underwear for me is never comfortable no matter what size and shape, which is why I veto it all the time except for special dress up for the bf in full out matching lingerie and garter belt events.

hushnowcharlotte

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I can't think of any reason why I would need a thong...sure I have my stash of emergency I don't want pantylines thongs, but I'm mostly all about the boyshorts. Also, French can can frilly things? where can i find those?? I would totally rock that and to me that's much sexier then some sheer fabric up your arse

HoneyLush

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I just hate how granny panties stick out the back of your pants when you bend over! It's just as bad when the thongs do it, but I need something low cut enough to stay, y'know, hidden.

I will now be using "ass trinkets" ad nauseum. Thank you, British slang.

so5minutesago

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I love my granny panties, but am freakishly worried about panty lines. Hence, my large collection of thongs. Suggestions on how to get the best of both worlds?

AmazonRedheadedUberVixen

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I was all in until "ribbony bloomers." Now I'm imagining strolling along the beach under my parasol, scandalously exposing my ankle to the sea air when there's nary a gentleman in sight.

BritneyCanadaWhore

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @knitsandwich: I can't do boy shorts. Maybe it's my thighs or something, but they manage to ride up into that crook between my leg and my vadge and get uncomfortable with all that extra fabric. I'll stick with my grannies - I don't care if people know I'm wearing underwear.

wilmawonker

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I honestly think thongs are just more comfortable! The grannies cut into your butt cheeks or get all asymmetrical and stuff on your ass. Thongs all the way!

RainbowBrite

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> Viva la granny panties!

ndngrl

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Nothing, but nothing beats a snug, but not-too-snug pair of black cotton boy shorts, yo. You get ass coverage, you get comfort, you get sexy. Also fantastic? Manties. Esp. by Adam, 2xist (I know, so gay) and Joseph Abboud.

SBJ

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> @h_a_l: I know. Great word.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> There are only two things that rile up my unflappable boyfriend: my insistance on using the words "underpants" and "poo." Sometimes even in the same sentence. Sorry, I'm sticking with them.

Also, I wish I was British.

Rhody

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> after spending my college years in thongs (when, if I'm honest, really having sex in a brightly lit room could happen at anytime). I wear pretty much only boy briefs, boy shorts or hipsters, and my ass thanks me. I also haven't had any complaints.

lucyjae

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> I'm sooo pro big knickers! I refuse to wear underwear w/ foul names such as butt floss.

BlondeGoddess

]]> <![CDATA[British Writer: Bring Back Big-Bottomed Undies!]]> What a funny lady!
I'm all about the boy shorts. I haven't worn a thong outside the bedroom in a good 2 years or more.

KnitSandwich

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