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Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

that megawatt smile — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:54:19 EST

@hatepaperdoll: I thought she took my Estee Lauder gift-with-purchase purse.

that megawatt smile

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

Ofeelya — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:34:44 EST

I think she's going bald.

Ofeelya

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

whynotshesaid — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:28:29 EST

@hortense: Oh mah god. What musical abortion did that come from?

whynotshesaid

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

meaghan2k — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:10:52 EST

@hortense: Amber had her roots re-done, I heard.

meaghan2k

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

blackbirdfly — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:54:07 EST

@hortense: Sunoco...where do you live?

blackbirdfly

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

hortense — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:44:09 EST

@whynotshesaid: "I drink a soy latte/ I get a double shot-ay."

That would be the exact moment when all hope was lost, I think.

hortense

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

whynotshesaid — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:42:55 EST

I'm trying to pinpoint the moment she stopped being cool. Was it when she moved to London and became "Madge"? Or was it when she started studying the Kabbalah and became Esther? Alls I know is that the woman I used to idolize is now lame like Nancy Reagan.

whynotshesaid

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

brendastarlet — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:42:48 EST

those are the ones hiding her plastic surgery bruises, right?

brendastarlet

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

hatepaperdoll — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:37:14 EST

@hatepaperdoll: "Official"
Actually, he looks like Scott Thompson from "The Kids in the Hall".

hatepaperdoll

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

hatepaperdoll — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:32:42 EST

@ThaKadinskyPapers: Ohhhh...he's the offical Madge dragger.

hatepaperdoll

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

sexysadie — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:29:41 EST

i'm not liking her hair at ALL lately. at least she's not wearing those stupid barrettes.

sexysadie

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

ThaKadinskyPapers — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:27:33 EST

@lfw1031: oh, totes! I see it now!

ThaKadinskyPapers

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

ThaKadinskyPapers — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:26:53 EST

@hatepaperdoll: That's not Guy in the front, that's some wee man dragging her along. Guy is in back of her.

ThaKadinskyPapers

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

lfw1031 — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:26:29 EST

Can't snark - love Madge.

What? Gimme a break. Her brand of cuckoo, self-impressed, Kaballistic sactimony (yes, I realize that I just made up that brand of sactimony) is a hell of a lot more fun than, say, TomKat's Scientological hijinx.

@ThaKadinskyPapers: I think she has the vibrator stuck up her ass. Tally-Ho!

lfw1031

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

Xylo — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:23:47 EST

@Lymed: I think she's plenty smart enough to know that. Also, *boggle* do these things actually keep any sunlight out?

Xylo

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

hatepaperdoll — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:22:11 EST

Also, Guy Richie looks like a fisherman who flashes people in his spare time. Or a flasher who fishes in his spare time.

hatepaperdoll

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:21:41 EST

Oh Madge, Madge, Madge...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

ThaKadinskyPapers — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:21:23 EST

Is she drunk or something? Bitch is actually smiling!

ThaKadinskyPapers

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

hortense — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:21:05 EST

And, she took her crappy British accent from Drew Barrymore in Ever After.

hortense

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

Lymed — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:20:55 EST

You would think she's smart enough to realize that you need dark glasses to cover plastic surgery bruises.

Lymed

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

hatepaperdoll — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:20:22 EST

And she took my coat and purse from 1995.

hatepaperdoll

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

Reluctant Financier — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:19:44 EST

Someone Tell Simon Cowell: Dude on the right Took His Frown/Crazy Eyes.

Reluctant Financier

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

hortense — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:19:36 EST

She also took her roots from Amber at the Hooters on the Turnpike.

hortense

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

petuniacat — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:19:19 EST

@hortense: Hah! Snarf.

petuniacat

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

BiscuitDoughJones — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:18:22 EST

I haven't seen Madonna this pleased with herself for making a priest angry since 'Like a Prayer'.

BiscuitDoughJones

Someone Tell Bono: Madonna Took His Shades Again

hortense — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:18:08 EST

Actually, she took those from the 9.99 rack at my local Sunoco station.

hortense