Keira Knightley's New Bangs, Swan Lake Dress - Jezebel Comments

Keira Knightley's New Bangs, Swan Lake Dress

keithsherwood — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:39:05 EST

@hatepaperdoll: omg, that's right!

Keira Knightley's New Bangs, Swan Lake Dress

janiejones56 — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 20:10:46 EST

It's December, she looks cold. But I gotta tell you, I like Keira. She uses nothing but profane language, her mother stayed with her on the set of the first Pirates movie... not sure if she was worried about Johnny or Orlando, or maybe Geoffrey Rush? but in any case there was no funny business with the pretty 17-year-old! She's just a working girl trying to learn her lines and if they gave you a jillion dollars to peddle Chanel, are ya telling me you wouldn't take it? Uh huh. That's what I thought.

janiejones56

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PoisonPixie — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 14:48:12 EST

I still think someone needs to check her chromosomes. Not that I'm against drag queens...I LOVE drag queens...they admit that under all the cosmetics and fabric they really are men.

PoisonPixie

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Genn-X — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 05:04:41 EST

That would be peaches'n'cream barbie, and the dress that she came with did have a somewhat similar dress but the top was a little different because they needed to accomodate the abnormal proportions barbie had before the feminists decided that a doll - obviously designed for entertainment purposes only - was giving little girls the wrong idea..if that were true, I'm pretty sure I'd have had at least one friend that was devastated because her feet didn't ever get that "I wear heels so often my feet stayed this way" arch. @Clare:

Genn-X

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franceshasbeen — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:03:37 EST

She's so perfect...until she opens her pouty mouth about, well, anything. Sad.

franceshasbeen

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pureblarney — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:00:59 EST

@Kateness: Eric Stoltz is a babe. Where the hell's he been?

pureblarney

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goodcheapfun — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 01:16:56 EST

I think her hair looks nice. Her pouty lips need a betch slap and the dress and shoes combo should frankly be set on fire. There is a common misconception that if you are skinny you can wear anything. This is patently false.

goodcheapfun

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bigeyes — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 22:14:35 EST

wait, why is she dressed as a slutty ballerina?

bigeyes

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BowlingForDollars — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 21:28:38 EST

HATE.

She is HOT, but not here. Ugh.

BowlingForDollars

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Trixie from Toronto — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:51:34 EST

@DrunkAndHorny: Hideous shoes. Maybe with a different outfit, but not with that dress.

Trixie from Toronto

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ilovejohnnythunders — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:01:49 EST

she looks great fuckers

ilovejohnnythunders

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susna — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 19:09:53 EST

I have a theory about her constantly pouty expression, which I got from watching her in "Love Actually." She cannot physically spread her lips apart! Even when her eyes and nose are all scrunched up like she's enjoying herself, the corners of her mouth are only two, maybe three, inches apart. She's lacking the musculature or something, I say.

Wide grins make you likable (cf. Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz, Angelina).

susna

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missdelite — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:41:02 EST

She looks like an art installation!
Why is it so hard for her to get it right???

missdelite

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Kateness — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:58:35 EST

@lfw1031: I think I love you for that reference. The world needs more Eric Stoltz! Crank caller, crank caller!

Kateness

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BrutallyHonestBabes — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:51:00 EST

She's staring wistfully at the falafel stand off in the distance, thinking, "How long has it been since I could still BM?"

BrutallyHonestBabes

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STICKSnSCONES — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:40:51 EST

@Clare: @PrettyBitch: Thanks for the pics. I loved this Barbie.

I totally used to steal my brother's He-Man toy and make him and Barbie do the nasty. Now that I think of it, they were like the blonde Katie, pardon, KATE Holmes and Tom Cruise of the 80's!

STICKSnSCONES

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PrettyBitch — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:00:03 EST

@Clare: Peaches and Cream Barbie [www.gigisdolls.de]

It was my first Barbie!

PrettyBitch

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gootah — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:59:09 EST

she always looks so aware of her attractive-ness. ehhh . . her scary-ripped stomach kind of turns me off, I don't know how I feel about the bangs. nice to see her wearing something that doesn't look like it was painted on.

gootah

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Cisslepants — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:43:20 EST

My first thought when I saw the bangs was, "Isn't 23 a little young for a brow lift?"
I could be wrong, but abrupt hairstyle changes on actresses always make me think plastic surgery.

Cisslepants

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babystar — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:38:24 EST

Is that her spine down the front of her body???

babystar

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pureblarney — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:32:01 EST

I keep hearing that Le Femme Knightley is a total bitch in her interviews... anyone have any proof/links they could spare?

pureblarney

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chlauraform — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:27:18 EST

cute shoes, dress held up by dental floss.

chlauraform

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awhellsnaw — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:26:37 EST

I would rather she keep her mouth closed as in this picture. Her smile gives me the creepies - she just seems to bare her teeth and there is no expression in the eyes. You know how some little old ladies will make their toy dog "smile" by curling up their lips? Kiera smiles like that...(shudder)

awhellsnaw

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foree k. — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:20:59 EST

@Clare: thanks for the pic, i can now confirm that i had that one...yay!

foree k.

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MegSpencer — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:19:33 EST

@hortense: Yup, I had that one too.

MegSpencer

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Amandita — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:18:15 EST

She needs to wipe that look off of her face. She thinking "smolder! Smolder! Smolder longer!"

Amandita

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RainbowBrite — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:16:36 EST

Gross. Her face is FUG

RainbowBrite

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Clare — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:15:24 EST

PEACHES AND CREAM BARBIE!

Goddamn, you girls are good.

Clare

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badmutha — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:06:14 EST

@VoxPopuli: No teeny tiny arrow to the right side of the post? next to the ! and the +?

badmutha

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PaisleyPajamas — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:05:40 EST

@VoxPopuli: The reply button has moved on my screen...just a bit further to the right>>>.

PaisleyPajamas

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MegSpencer — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:04:18 EST

I really liked her in "Bend it like Beckham," but now she's very firmly on my list of celebs who got so skinny I no longer have any respect for them whatsoever. Right next to Mrs. Beckham, ironically enough.

MegSpencer

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PaisleyPajamas — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:04:15 EST

@LipstickLibrarian: Ahh! There's the cankles!

PaisleyPajamas

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kielbasasausage — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:58:31 EST

BLurg.

kielbasasausage

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h_a_l — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:57:18 EST

@LipstickLibrarian: wait, is there branches attached to her dress??? This looks like what my husband put up in lieu of a Christmas tree this year except they;re not spray painted silver!

h_a_l

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h_a_l — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:56:27 EST

she would be pretty if she ate like 10 sandwiches and lost that stupid expression

h_a_l

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LipstickLibrarian — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:54:34 EST

It gets better! Or worse, depending on your snark level. Here's the back: [gofugyourself.typepad.com]

LipstickLibrarian

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PaisleyPajamas — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:52:05 EST

Wait a second...where are her cankles, dammit! I've seen them before! The internet may be a blissful web of deceit, but my TV never lies to me.

PaisleyPajamas

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ForeverBlueGirl — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:50:17 EST

Ribcage cleavage! It's all the rage.

I swear to God, the circumference of her waist is smaller than the circumference of her giant head.

ForeverBlueGirl

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thatsspinach — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:48:44 EST

Her bangs and face look stunning... but, uh, what on the dress?

thatsspinach

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sexydecoy — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:47:26 EST

I think her and Katherine Heigl shoud get together and talk about how horrible their lives are as working actresses who get designer clothes thrown at them for free. I tear up just thinking about it.

sexydecoy

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NoWireHangers — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:42:52 EST

She sure loves to draw attention her sternum. I suppose you have to once you spend all those long hours not eating.

NoWireHangers

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solaana — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:40:59 EST

Cripes. Ten seconds to Bjork, this one.

solaana

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VoxPopuli — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:40:34 EST

I had Crystal Barbie too. I was always alarmed at the size of Barbie's 'diamond' stud earrings relative to her ears and was in no hurry to get my ears pierced as a girl as a result.

Also, I have no 'reply to' button in the comments. I'm logged in, but can't seem to reply to commenters? Anyone else having this problem or know how to fix?

VoxPopuli

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hatepaperdoll — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:38:57 EST

@keebers: Yes! That's what I was going for with the cowboy boots reference.

hatepaperdoll

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ilikenoise: Russell Brand until I die. — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:36:57 EST

Atonement is a good film. KK is a shit actress.

ilikenoise: Russell Brand until I die.

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VoxPopuli — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:36:49 EST

No - the dress and the hair are just wrong for her. The bangs bring out the angles of her face too much - she needs a softer look. The color of her dress just blends into her skin and makes her look washed out.
The shoes are just bad, period. And yeah, eat something, dammit.

VoxPopuli

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SBJ — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:36:42 EST

Mouth full of piss face!

SBJ

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sirsnarksalot — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:35:55 EST

I know she claims not to be, but if this biatch isn't an anorexic, then Amy Winehouse pees clean.

sirsnarksalot

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HeatherNumber1 — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:34:15 EST

Love the color, but her skeleton's trying to escape her skin.

HeatherNumber1

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hatepaperdoll — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:32:53 EST

@hortense: I lurrrrved her! She had purple eyes.

hatepaperdoll

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hortense — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:28:59 EST

@hatepaperdoll: I had her too!

hortense

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treecut...Grim Reaper of the forest — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:27:07 EST

@thenwemadeout: Don't worry. I normally hate her reflexively, mainly I think because my husband used to find her hot. Now he thinks she is too skinny, so my heart is thawing somewhat towards her.

treecut...Grim Reaper of the forest

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keithsherwood — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:21:40 EST

Are you sure that's not Lara Flynn Boyle at her prom?

keithsherwood

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thenwemadeout — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:21:00 EST

@treecut: I might like it if I saw it on someone I find less repulsively obnoxious. So, I think you get a pass. It really doesn't matter what she wears, seeing her makes me a little stabby.

thenwemadeout

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badmutha — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:20:15 EST

@lurkystars: @sumac: She is pretty, I agree, but enough with the lips. And I think that is some kind of snake or worm thing holding the dress up. I guess they were going for the wood nymph look, popularized in Bazaar editorials.

badmutha

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foree k. — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:20:05 EST

@STICKSnSCONES: NEVER.

foree k.

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foree k. — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:19:45 EST

and, do her shoes have marble on the toes? what is that?explain

foree k.

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hatepaperdoll — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:19:30 EST

@litty11: Oh, Peaches n' Cream. Loved her. My friend had her, not me: (
I did have Crystal Barbie. She had a holographic-y white lame dress with matching boa. Someone should work that look.

hatepaperdoll

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STICKSnSCONES — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:19:14 EST

Is despise too strong a word for someone you've never met?

STICKSnSCONES

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foree k. — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:18:58 EST

@lfw1031: id totally watch in the corner,too. where IS eric stoltz? so hot that one

foree k.

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Jerseylicious — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:18:05 EST

It looks like you could play her ribcage like a xylophone.

Jerseylicious

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sumac — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:17:25 EST

@badmutha: Yes. I feel like every picture of her is the same head and face photoshopped onto a different outfit. (I was going to write "body" but I don't know if there's enough meat there to qualify.) Still, I am fond.

sumac

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lurkystars — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:15:23 EST

It looks like the only thing holding it up is silly string.

lurkystars

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jessicarabbit — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:14:03 EST

@litty11: Oh, Peaches and Cream barbie!!!! I got that for Christmas one year when I was little and my dad made me go straight to Toys R Us and return it. Not because he's a feminist, nooooo (far from it). Because he was afraid we'd forget to put their clothes on and they'd be lying around the house naked. With, um, their provocative, nippleless boobs? Or something. True story. I've been kind of torqued about it ever since.

jessicarabbit

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wigglepuppy — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:13:16 EST

this dress looks like it's made out of 'designer colors' peach toilet paper from my gramma's bathroom

wigglepuppy

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exiled — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:12:53 EST

GOD, those shoes, make it END.

Expressions like that are much at odds with that kicky "I'm so real" persona she cultivates.

exiled

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emmaisapunk — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:11:33 EST

I hate the way she holds her head and her mouth. And the fact that she got to end up with Mr. Darcy is just ridiculous (Jealous? maybe...). She is way too anemic looking to pass for spunky.

emmaisapunk

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badmutha — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:11:27 EST

Again with the pursed lips, this one. Her and Jessica Simpson have two faces: one is the pursed, supposedly sexy lips, the other is a blank stare. But she is only like 23, so she has everything ahead of her. Enough of these badly dressed anorexics. WHERE ARE THE FRIDAY BABY ANIMALS!??

badmutha

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lfw1031 — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:09:13 EST

@foree: When I see that boney chest - and I ALWAYS see that boney chest b/c she's so enamored of the low-cut gown - I can't help but think of "Pulp Fiction". I just want to jam a needleful of adrenaline thru her breastplate.

Actually, I'd like to watch, in the corner w/ Rosanna, while Travolta and my beloved Eric Stoltz jam the needle in.

lfw1031

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edgyspice — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:08:19 EST

I love Keira. I think that this is because she looks as put-upon by life as I usually feel.

edgyspice

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KnitSandwich — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:07:07 EST

@litty11: Oh my god, I think I had that one.

KnitSandwich

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treecut...Grim Reaper of the forest — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:06:53 EST

@thenwemadeout: I don't get the shoes with the dress, but sadly, I think she looks kinda cool. I mean, it is a ridiculous dress, but, well, I should probably stop trying to justify my love of it.

treecut...Grim Reaper of the forest

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PutinMuscles — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:06:42 EST

it looks like she's probably ripped tho. her abs are showing all the way near her tits...wait, is that even possible?

PutinMuscles

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yidvicious — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:05:55 EST

She looks perpetually stoned lately, which is fine in my book. But the look on her face here also seems to say,"I bet you don't know that I've got my purse stashed in my sternum." Nevertheless, from the waist down it's pretty.

yidvicious

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Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:05:31 EST

No. Go away.

Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed

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foree k. — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:05:26 EST

she puzzles me, this one.

foree k.

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not.a.clever.name — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:05:06 EST

I like the shoes. And I like the bangs, just not on her. They look better on me. (But not today).

not.a.clever.name

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ClassicTidy — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:04:24 EST

Does anybody else get a Teri Hatcher vibe from her?

ClassicTidy

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hortense — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:04:21 EST

@litty11: Peaches n Cream-- that's the one. Awesome.

hortense

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thenwemadeout — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:03:31 EST

Her big flat moon face makes me so angry. Pouting is not acting! I do like her shoes but they make no sense with that dress, and that dress makes no sense in any context.

Wherefore the popularity of Keira? I don't get her.

thenwemadeout

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litty11 — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:03:12 EST

This is a short (and much more sour-faced) version of the convertible Peaches 'n Cream Barbie (yes, a la 1987). I can't wait until Keira goes ahead and removes the tutu to reveal a kicky business ensemble!

litty11

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elitza — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:02:10 EST

So pretty, but...... ugh. Bad, bad dress/bangs.

elitza

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hortense — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:01:41 EST

@Clare: Yes! Peach Blossom Barbie. That was the first thing I thought of, too.

The second thing was Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing.

hortense

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lfw1031 — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:01:07 EST

@JessaFields: And why??? Last time I checked, the covers of Playboy, Hustler, Juggs and King weren't all that into breastplate.

Bjork did this look waaaay better.

lfw1031

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lolly71 — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:00:59 EST

(searching) She does have lovely skin.

lolly71

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bess marvin, girl detective — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:00:47 EST

now here's a chick i can't stand to see on television or in print. always pouting, always talking shit about how she hates having her photograph taken and how just wants to act (that remains to be seen) yet she signs on to be the spokeswoman for chanel. utter hypocrisy.

unfortunately, as long as there are period films, this no-talent girl will continue to work. newsflash keira, you're overrated like scarlett, but at least my darling scarjo understands the business and looks better navigating the waters. put THAT in your corset.

bess marvin, girl detective

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Hamsterpants — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:00:44 EST

Isn't that that bald dude that supposedly is leading Our Brit-Brit astray and ruining her life and shit in the background there?

Hamsterpants

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washionfore — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:00:13 EST

OOuf, she is hungry. Will someone please make this girl a sandwich?

washionfore

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RosemaryF — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:59:39 EST

Food, Keira. Look into it. It will get rid of that razorblade you call a collarbone.

RosemaryF

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distractedbyshinyobjects — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:58:55 EST

@titania1285: Love the fabric and color so much I can forgive the odd bodice. But the shoes. must. go. kthxbai.

distractedbyshinyobjects

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BiscuitDoughJones — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:58:14 EST

Jeez, did she get that outfit from an estate sale at Grey Gardens?

BiscuitDoughJones

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J.D.Regent — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:58:04 EST

Look, I've had these bangs uninterrupted since age 3 so I can't talk, but I am a little confused by this resurgance in fringed starlets. Aren't they so 2005? I don't get it. Can't anyone come up with a new hairstyle? Maybe I should switch over to liking Agnyess Deynn or however she spells it.

J.D.Regent

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anastasia beaverhousen — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:57:22 EST

yikes.

anastasia beaverhousen

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funnyface — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:57:13 EST

@DrunkAndHorny: I was just thinking that the shoes are the only part I like. They look like they belong on the feet of Daisy from The Great Gatsby.

funnyface

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titania1285 — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:57:08 EST

ok, i disagree. ballet pink and tulle? that dress is my wet DREAM.

titania1285

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Clare — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:56:41 EST

I think my circa-1987 Barbie had a dress very similar to that. I never made her wear black bondage-y looking heels with it, though.

Clare

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funnyface — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:56:27 EST

It's one swan head away from Bjork.

funnyface

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marzipan_baby — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:56:26 EST

Icky dress. I can't help thinking how obscene that dress would look if I tried to wear it with my gigantic pregnancy knockers.

marzipan_baby

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PutinMuscles — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:56:22 EST

ugly shoes

PutinMuscles

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HookerfaceAnon — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:56:14 EST

Whatever. Atonement comes out TODAY.

HookerfaceAnon

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mocena — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:56:11 EST

Oh, how awful! Someone tore her dress off and she's too traumatized to cover up!

mocena

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Andalucía — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:55:44 EST

She needs to atone for the top of that dress.

Andalucía

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ineffable.me — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:55:43 EST

I love everything about this except the fact that its on her.

ineffable.me

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narymary — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:55:27 EST

The middle piece of the "bodice" looks like it was taped on last minute to help cover boobs. Fug.

narymary

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sexysadie — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:55:21 EST

way to jump on the bang bandwagon kk.

sexysadie

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helen — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:55:15 EST

dig the peyos on the shiksa.

helen

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JessaFields — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:55:02 EST

She does love showing off that chest, doesn't she?

JessaFields

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hatepaperdoll — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:54:47 EST

At least she didn't wear the cowboy boots.

hatepaperdoll

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hortense — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:54:45 EST

...and same bitchy face, sadly.

hortense