<![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @filthygorgeous: oh i also loved when melissa said they should name their clothing company "bow-no" or something. She was talking about how when people ask her something she says I don't know, but with her accent it came out completely different.

filthygorgeous

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> this was the first season i ever watched at the young age of 10 and behind my parents backs (they blocked MTV back then). Oh man I love Dan.

can we get the fight from seattle? where he runs up to the car to slap irene in the face?

filthygorgeous

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @ndngrl: ahahah! That was a great line!

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @optical_allusion: Btwn Hawaii and Vegas is about right. They got lucky with the Hawaii cast, they turned out to be interesting in spite of the ho-hum casting. Vegas pretty much killed the franchise for me. I didn't like one of them.

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I'd say thw RW has lost touch but I suspect it may actually pretty spot on with it's target audience. Itis the same network with other thought provoking shows like "Next" and the show where self-centered brats are plan lavish sweet sixteen parties and cry if they don't get the right BMW.

I'll stick with my memories of RW where the people were real instead animated cardboard cut outs that fit the right stereotype for the season.

booglass

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Also, Kaia from Hawaii was seriously douchey, in that spit-marking Elisa take-yourself-so-seriously but guess what? You're irrelevant! way.

Mrs. DeLesseps To You, Dahling

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Chuck Kloestermann wrote a book called "Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs" that has a whole long chapter analyzing the various Real World and how it was impossible to truly have it be reality after the first season. It is hilarious and awesome. Also he goes on the road w/ a GnR tribute band. Read it!

Mrs. DeLesseps To You, Dahling

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> ahh! this is when real world was actually controversial and people cared about it. and ps-if someone opened MY shit...i would have slapped her ass! he's def. a better person to walk away when she called him a faggot too.

AnnaWintwhore

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> 11 years later that is still my favorite RW clip ever. I'd never seen it unedited. Thanks for the uncensored f-bombs.

WillWorkForShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @Cam/ron: one of the above may have a long-term or life-threatening illness.

Don't forget about the ill-RWder

echoparkgal

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> london was by far my favorite season, but i also loved boston simply because montana was every single bad-influence friend i had in high school. i miss the fact that they used to cast people who had actual interests and personalities instead of these attention grabbing idiots that's the staple now.

southernbitch

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> ZOMG, this was my favorite season of the Real World ever. I loved Flora (or rather, I loved to hate her and watch her act like a retard). And I always thought that Dan was the cutest guy ever to be on the show -- of course he had to be gay, gay, gay.

designmartini

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @ pantycrickets : OMG, I agree, I was totally in love with Jason for RW Boston.
He and Janet from Seattle ended up dating. Remember when they got caught sneaking off to make out at the Playboy Mansion during a RW/RR challenge, back when cast members didn't hook up to get ON camera?

MrsUncleNagBag

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Oh man this was the best season. I mourn the good days of Real World. They need to release this on DVD asap.

KrissyLikeWoah

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I loved this season. He was one of the first gay guys I ever got to "know" (as well as one can on a reality show, but I lived in a whitebread bible-thumping suburb at the time and if anyone was gay in 8th grade, they weren't admitting it back then), and he was too fun. I just have huge memories of laughing my butt off when they tried to catch whoever was having sex in the bathroom and ended up breaking the window. Ooohhh... I think that even my 15-year-old self wouldn't be able to enjoy this current run of Real Worlds, however. People are too fratboy/sororitygirl-ish these days.

wednesdayam

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover: I'm partial to Kevin and Julie's fight from Season One. Where he accuses the friendliest person ever of being a racist and claims he couldn't have thrown a candlestick at her because he didn't know what it was.

Sassette

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Wow, The Real World before it turned into People Making Out in a Hot Tub! EXCELLENT. I think this was actually the last season I watched the show.

Sassette

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I have to say, if someone called me a stupid bitch,
there is no telling what would fly out of my mouth.

Mando323

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Let me see if I have the old RW casting formula right:

1 homosexual or bisexual
1 or 2 ethnic minorities
1 frat boy or soroity girl
1 bohemian
1 Fish out of Water from a Small American Town
1 "straight" guy who has big career or college prospects

Am I missing something?

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I've watched every season of this show (and was too damn young when I started). This fight holds a special place in my heart. The earlier seasons are my faves (NO, Boston and Miami), but as for the last 5 years or so (Philadelphia and Chicago have been okay). Since Denver I've only caught this show on and off and finally realized that I can live without it.

Next: Let's relive and analyze the Tammy, David, and the infamous BLANKET incident.

AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I was *just* thinking about this fight the other day! Nice working digging this clip up, I'd be so delighted to watch more clips from past Real Worlds, especially the seasons from the 90s. Although it was probably always somewhat scripted, it was nice that they used to "cast" people who were not all some homogeneous stereotype.

Ladette

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Am I the only one who would buy a majority of the early Real World Seasons (I would say everything before Vegas or maybe San Diego)on DVD in a HEARTBEAT?

I know as of now, aside from those stupid "best/hottest moments you didn't see" clip shows, the Vegas cast was the only one to get a full season DVD of every show since ratings were the highest.

Why have they not realeased any of the other seasons? Licensing rights? If they cleared everything for Vegas surely they could do it for the rest.. COME ON MTV, that's easy money right there!!

zizzlepop

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @hortense: Heh, I remember the first RW reunion where Puck was a Johnson&Johnson brand douchebag who dissed Pedro (after he died from AIDS, threw a tantrum and then stormed off the set. Didn't he then return to the show with his shirt off? The dude is now in his 40's and only comes on TV to say that the RW "must be stopped!"

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I think she is wearing Cover Girl "Toast of New York" lipstick in that clip. Go 1990s!

toast

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @RyanB: oh GOD. fucking 'nic'..short for nicole. she wins the award as the most annoying significant other ever. she was ugly and bitchy and whiney and bleah. and 'a model'?!? how, exactly?

joe was cute, but he had player written all over him. he took two different girls to his prom! do. not. want.

@hortense: y'know, lyme's disease is very serious, but her using it as a crutch was such a fucking joke. enough already, irene, we know you have lyme's disease, blah blah blah. get over yourself. we sure have.

rednrowdy

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @a-dubs: Eric was actually my friend's sister's first kiss! He grew up in Jersey.

BadenBaden

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: I LOVED CHRIS HARDWICK SO SO MUCH!

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @cocoesq: Reallllllly? Ah! That's really surprising.

@hortense: Lyme's Disease I know! Like she had some terminal illness. LOL.

@Mollyboo: Dying to be recognized.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> He's got a blog [danrenzi.typepad.com]

And Irene was the WORST. And after that she got all critical of mass media and became a "media activist."

Bitch please.

Mollyboo

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @SinisterRouge: Her bullshit excuses were the worst. Yes, Lyme's Disease is terrible, and it does effect your mood, but she ran back to that for EVERYTHING. "I murdered someone...but I have Lyme's Disease."

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @cocoesq: Who? Steven the homosexxxxuallll? REALLY?

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Oh wow. The fact that this was 11 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday makes me feel like an old fart. SO GLAD I decided to get drunk last night and act like a kid. Pat on the back.

OhhYeah

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @SinisterRouge: I heard he was arrested for prostitution in LA. Sad. Just sad.

cocoesq

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @RyanB: But he WAS homosexual. I wish we could find a follow up on that guy. BTW, I couldn't STAND Irene from that season. Her voice made me want to punch the tv.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @RyanB: I'm still certain that he was a homosexxxxxuuuualll.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @rednrowdy: My fav was the Miami cast, by far. Joe and his GF, who was a full foot taller than him?! Priceless.

More vintage RW pleeease!

RyanB

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @pantycrickets: Melissa!!! hahaha! "You're a homosexxxuuuall, Steven..."

"Oh yeah?! Well you're a bitch!"

RyanB

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @cocoesq: Aaaah... remember when they had interesting things to say? The good ol' days.

That's what kind of freaks me out about it today - I was in junior high when the show first came on, and I wanted to grow up to have a life like the people on the show - they were cool, smart, had interesting jobs, etc. Are kids still watching it and thinking that way, or are they watching it like I do now (on very rare occasions, though) because its fun to laugh at them? I want it to be the latter, but I'm probably wrong. *shudder*

optical_allusion

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @pantycrickets: Man meat.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @SinisterRouge: Yeah but at least that was kinda swell, they worked with kids and they were adults so it was different.

I always wanted to go and just sit on the couch at the house and call people out on their stupidity. Like the same way I would do if I was watching in tv except Id be right there. You know "Oh, you're going in the hot tub with 2 other girls? Yeah, yeah, I remember seeing this before, after you're done you're going to cry and call your dad and tell him you only did it because you were drunk! AH! You're so original!"

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> The hottest male RW cast member was Jason from Boston. I loved him so very much.

What about the slap in Seattle? That was unbelievable.

Melissa from New Orleans is the best cast member ever. She was/is a riot.

pantycrickets

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @optical_allusion: Agreed. I think that went hand-in-hand with the shift to vapid college students with no interests other than partying from bright, interesting younger people who actually had things going for them and diverse and interesting perspectives and things to say.

cocoesq

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @shansypants: but aren't all RW people like that? it's the "i don't want anyone to recognize me, i don't want anyone to recognize me", then afterwards "omg! NOBODY recognized me! i'm so offended".

i began watching the san francisco cast - arguably the best season because of everything that was handled. pedro and AIDS aside, there was a cast member who was a full time medical student, another who was a musical artist who gigged extensively in sf before and after rw, a cartoonist....aside from rachel and puck and cory, everybody had a job, a goal for themselves outside of just being on tv, getting drunk and hooking up and fighting.

@mr.Man: london cast was awesome. the shock value of neil who was actually a big wuss. kat! and sharon! you'd want to sit in a bar for a long time and drink with that cast, you know?

rednrowdy

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @cocoesq: Yeah, and I think the real dropoff came when the producers stopped casting people that would get into huge fights about interesting and/or important things, and started casting people who would just fight about anything at anytime. I seems to me that happened gradually, between Hawaii and Vegas.

optical_allusion

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Oh, how I thought Dan was so cute on The Real World... thus starting my lifelong attraction to gay men apparently... : \

tits mcgee

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Miami, best. real world. ever.

kgibbs

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @cocoesq: Yup. Started with Boston when Montana was drinking wine on some kids related thing! Ha! And then in Miami they had to start a business! and they couldn't get off their lazy asses to get it done.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> This show started to suck once they made them all work for some stupid mtv internship job (day care workers? surf shop clerks? puhleeze) instead of pursuing, you know, actual careers. So now it's just a bunch of narcissistic 20-year-olds with alcohol problems.

cocoesq

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @hortense: And Judd married Pam!! So Cute.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @hortense: she did marry sean from boston!! omg i love this post ever so much!!

foree k.

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @SinisterRouge: She was a hot mess. Then she married that hot guy from the Boston cast, so I guess she's happily ever after, Puck-Free.

Puck was on Cribs once. His swimming pool had a foot of dirty water in it.

You stay classy, San Francisco Cast!

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> RW started to suck when the people were no longer REAL. My college roommates and I watched the Boston one religiously but we always joked that we should make our own REAL Real World. You know, 7 college kids (yeah, I had 6 roommates, sheesh) who were over the age of 21, trying to go to class, work two jobs, and pay rent to a crappy landlord in a crappy house. Now of course it's all about whoring yourself to the camera so that you can one day be famous. Oh for the 90s! (lol whoever thought I'd say THAT)

spamanda

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @hortense: Hee! And she took Judd to visit her family and took them all on a Republican field trip! LOL! But she was a badass cuz she got a tat and made out with Puck all the time.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @SinisterRouge: I remember crazy-eyes Rachael! Her accent NEVER came out until she said Pedddddddddrrrrrrro. That was the only word her voice ever changed on.

It drove me insane.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Ha! No one remembers crazy-eyes Rachael? The Republican Cuban-American that made out with Puck and then married Sean from the RW Boston?!?! Cuz I still make the Rachel Crazy Eyes. I think last season I watched was San Diego.

I watched from the first episode. Loved it. I was 14 and my best friend and me totally thought we'd be in the cast one day. We figured we were ethnic and had weird names and big mouths. That was a guaranteed IN. Now I can't believe kids are caught dead on that crap show.

SinisterRouge

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @mr.Man: And also visited my college. All the girls were incredibly thrilled about that.

sequined

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @PhillyLass: That's my interpretation, too. She knew she was snooping and decided to get upset about something she could handle.

And having their own separate jobs! What a great idea!

Because their jobs lately have been such a fucking joke. I honestly thing being on the RW would suck, because you're not working for 6 months or whatever and you're literally sitting around bored without a TV with insufferable people you wouldn't normally choose to live with.
Why don't any of them ever hang out other places, like with friends? Is that forbidden in their contracts? Can they not like, go out jogging?

sequined

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> wow. its hard to believe that I was nine when I saw this. Oh, how I miss the old seasons of Real World. I started watching around San Francisco. Pretty bad to be watching that as a little kid, but hey at least most of the people at the time had jobs, careers, or college educations. And they always had interesting,insightful things to say. Not quite the case anymore. I think I would rather shoot myself in the foot than watch RW now.

eva_j

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> My major RW crush was totally Dominick. I have vague 5th grader memories of him being scary and hot.
Also, I could be wrong on this cause i was young but did stuff start going down hill when they kept getting so into having a virgin in the house. Like they might have had them in the early episodes,,,,but it always seemed so crazy the way they gave you the mormon girl and that bleach blond alternalite girl from boston, like a creapy wierd token. And then of course all hell broke lose and the highlights to the show became non stop barfing and working out. Why do they work out so much now. And do they have a tanning bed in the real world house?

rosie7

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I love this!! Ok, confesh: I am aquaintances with Irene from Seattle and the chick is batshit crazy. She's alternately obsessed with being recognized and offended by it. I have more, but let me say: INsane.

I also see Judd and Pam pushing their baby in a stroller and it gives me the warm fuzzies.

ShansyPants

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @coisepants: I'm guessing you don't consider power-drinking a hobby, then? Because it seems to have become a casting prerequisite at some point.

mr.Man

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @mr.Man: I was so shocked to read so many comments before someone mentioned New Orleans! Definitely my favorite season. So many exciting things. Julie with her disapproving Mormon family/getting kicked out of BYU after the show, don't ask don't tell, that other girls' art. I wanted to be friends with her and Julie! Can you imagine anyone on the current seasons actually having hobbies?

coisepants

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @mr.Man:
Thank you! Danny was fine. I was all kinds of hags for him. He was on an episode of Dawson's Creek. He met either Joey or Jen and kissed one of them, can't remember who. I was so weirdes out when i saw that- i was all, "noo you're gay! Mtv said so!"
and i agree with you about Kelly. She was hot!

SpicyTamale is a GA peach

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @laddibugg:
NO melissa said booty-licous when she kissed one of the roommates. That was like, YEARS, before Beyonce.
she rocked!

SpicyTamale is a GA peach

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @foree: didn
didn't his ex send him a pig's heart with a stake through it?
awe those kooky kids.

SpicyTamale is a GA peach

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @apollonia666: Did you know that Kaia's real name wasn't Kaia, but was in fact Margaret? Yeah.

I think my favorite part of that season was when Ruthie was all drunk and broke some dishes or glasses or something and Teck yells at her: "What if we have company??" Comedy.

ndngrl

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Don't forget about Melissa from New Orleans season. She has an awesome blog www.princessmelissa.com

Mollyboo

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @SharonTaint: My best friend has the whole Boston season on videotape, but he accidentally taped over Vaj's "whore! whooooore!" rant! Argh, that's the best part of the whole season!

JessaFields

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I forgot about NO Melissa's chair slamming "time out. time the fuck out" scene....I've used that phrase quite often, just forgot where it came from.

laddibugg

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @Cam/Ron: Yes, Kaia! With the tits out all the time. Ugh, I'd forgotten the name (but sadly, not the boob thing).

apollonia666

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @Southern_Gent: London for me was ALL about Kat...she was too good for Neil the Mindfucker! Screw Jacinda and her childlike attitude (although she has undoubtedly succeeded at establishing a career almost every RW cast member yearns for - Hollywood legitimacy).

@SpicyTamale: Even thought NO wasn't my favorite season, Kelly was arguably the hottest female cast member my WASPY-ass ever saw on the show...even if she did proudly proclaim Oprah as her idol. And now she's married to Bailey Salinger. Sigh...

mr.Man

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @SpicyTamale: Danny. I'm pretty sure he modeled for Abercrombie after the season.

mr.Man

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Ok. I really, REALLY need to rant about the last episode of the Real World Sydney I just finished watching online ten minutes ago. I really cannot stand Trisha and the other two girls. Yes, Parisa can be annoying...and let's face it...in this day and age, if you're lookin' to be on reality television, ESPECIALLY the Real World, you're gonna be a little 'wack-a-doo,' but those girls are VICIOUS to her! Spitting on the glass?! Pushing?! I am seriously angry! Why! Why! Why do I even care so much? They remind of some stupid ho's from middle school I think. Uh. There I vented. Thank you.

sartorialsplendor

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @Southern_Gent: or Neil.

Also on London, Jacinda of later day semi movie fame.

Southern_Gent

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @Cam/ron: Neal from RW London (by far the worst of the old school ones, by the way) was my first ever interview. We did it via webcam in like 1998 or 99 or something. Oh memories.

Also, RW New Orleans was also a great season (and not just because I knew where they were all the time). I was so engrossed in the story line of Little Miss Mormon Julie.

Southern_Gent

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @mr.Man:
what was the gay guy's name?
he was the hottest RW guy EVER

SpicyTamale is a GA peach

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @foree: I tried out for the following season at an open casting call at college before those episodes with the secret MTV producer girlfriend aired. She was the one who interviewed me, and she was a total pretentious bitch. The other MTV producers there that day were so nice considering what a total zoo it was, and she on the other just couldn't deal and was bitching everyone out.

So it was pretty awesome when those episodes then aired and I could say I'd met her!

formergr

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> omg i was 15 and loved Dan. I just thought he was so cute.
i think melissa was pissed cause he was more of a ldy diva than she was. JEALOUS.

SpicyTamale is a GA peach

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Dan is so hot.

evangeline

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Dang this is a throwback! Love it though! I have to say that you get what you get when you call a woman a 'stupid bitch.' That's pretty low.

One of my all time favorite Real World moments. This 'come on be my baby tonight,' and anything that ever happened or was said during the Hawaii season. Can we just take a moment of silence for the best Real World cast member ever, Ruthie??

shiningstar loves her president-elect!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I remember entire days spent watching Real World and Road Rules marathons. I was a Road Rules girl, to be honest.
I think Real World: Seattle is my personal favourite. Really, it's the only one I remember in any detail... I guess I was around 11 too! Good age, 11.

CallmeMongoose

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @mr.Man: oh lord, it's all come flooding back now.

hildegaard

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> i love the last words! "cheap shot...that was a cheap shot" WHISPERED! oh, how i miss those crazy miami days with cynthia - remember miss cynthia?

rednrowdy

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @hildegaard: Because it's tragically seared into my mind forever, I'm sad to report he threw an additional line in for good measure: "I've seen the way you've treated all the other thugs you've been with" and then back to the title.

Off to slam some some shots now...God help me, I've got the f'ing melody stuck on a loop in my head now.

mr.Man

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @Hooplehead:

It was cool when gay Beth took Jon to the gay rodeo/square dance! That was probably the last time I liked the Real World, but up until then I liked it A LOT. I think it lost some of its luster once I became a rent paying adult.

Miss. Money-Sterling

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @apollonia666: I believe that douche was Kaia. Didn't she walk around the house topless half of the time? I mainly recall her "Me,me,me" worldview.

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @mr.Man: yes, come on be my baby tonight was an insta-hit. One line over and over, extremely earnestly.

hildegaard

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> The last season I watched was New Orleans with the mormon.

hildegaard

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I really could've done without the big intrusive box with the other castmembers. I want my bitch fights clear and free of commentary!

Razzler

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I can't believe no one's mentioned New Orleans when they had a public access show and David made a music video for his original song, "Come On Be My Baby Tonight." Classic dipshit reality TV moment.

Season One still kicks all the other seasons's asses though. Not knowing if anyone will watch = exponentially more reality. Lightening in a bottle and MTV's been chasing that dragon ever since.

mr.Man

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @cannotedit: don't forget the women in the house did the same thing to the Irish guy. i honestly don't remember if that was before or after Tammy.

laddibugg

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I was unbelievably in love with Eric from RW New York (the very first season). I was thirteen years old when it aired and I swear I'd have married him. And then I met him like ten years later and he was a douche.

a-dubs

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @PhillyLass: I do, too. Because she just seems the type to really brush that stuff off. I'm not, though. I take things like that to heart. And it's sad that calling a female a bitch is more acceptable than calling a gay guy a fag. I'm sorry, but I take offense. It's just as bad as anyone calling me a nigger. So if you can't take it, then don't dish it.

@laddibugg: I was torn. I'm young, so I didn't watch the original season. But seeing how things go now, it seems like an overreaction. Then again, we talk about how women are objectified and mishandled sexually... so he did kind of violate that. Even if I have a panty and bra on, if I say leave my cover alone, then that's what you need to do. So many guys always think they can do that shit to women cause they think they have the right. But they don't.

cannotedit

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> How about the London season where the guy who got his tongue bitten off's girlfriend gave him a heart for Valentine's Day. An actual heart, like from a cow or something, all gift wrapped. She was cool, I'd like to see her in the house with the Sydney idiots. Can we just keep watching old clips so we don't have to watch anymore new seasons?

MrsUncleNagBag

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Favorite Real World line: "It wasn't not funny"

Still don't think David should have been kicked out the house for that incident.

Is it just me or does Dan look way better now?

laddibugg

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @JessicaLovejoy: Holy fuck, that makes me feel old! This was so classic, when Real World was actually worth watching.

DorothyZbornak

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> The last season I watched was Hawaii. I flat out fucking LOVED Justin for fucking with the microscopic brains of those two boneheaded straight kids whose names I can't remember, but my hatred for that pretentious douchebitch who was always walking around with a flower behind her ear turned me off of the show for good.

apollonia666

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I got the impression that Melissa purposely overreacted to the bitch comment with her screaming rant to shut Dan down because she didn't have a good defense for going through his shit. And his "that was a cheap shot" moment at the end of the clip was aFUCKINGdorable.

PhillyLass

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> LA was the shark-jumper. Annoying Beth, nails-on-chalkboard-annoying Tami, David getting evicted b/c he wanted Tami nekkid on camera. Dominic (? The Irish dude) and Country Jon were about the only watchable ones on that season.

Hooplehead

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @callheralaska: i never watched key west or denver and i probably will step away for next season's hollywood. you just know it's going to be too much. my trash tv quota is really limited nowadays

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @ineffable.me: Ha! Flora was a trip. I named my boobs Helga and Olga after Dan's quip about trying to get her boobs through that tiny window.

@bess marvin, girl detective: Actually, it was Dan and Flora spying on Melissa et al in the shower. Shortly thereafter, Melissa left the house.

@Lydia9: Ahhh..the very first Real World. Good Times. Good Times.

Real World was at its best when 1) they had actual adults on the show 2) everyone had their own job rather than "working/volunteering" together, and 3) people were more real, less bs drama.

I think I stopped watching after Back to New York. Chicago season Tonya was a pity party drama queen. And you know, the first few RW/RR challenges were pretty awesome too.

SweatsuitHaven

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @heidiho: I remember when Jacinda dated Chris Hardwick from Singled Out. Whatev happened to him.

Sorry for all the posts right now - almost quittin time and I need to get it all out!

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @bess marvin, girl detective: That is the one season of RW that I never watched - well, expect for all the seasons since, and including, Hawaii. I understand there was some dude who just slept all the time? If so, awesome.

callheralaska

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @foree: I loved the Neil and Kat tension!

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: definitely. that girl on key west (the alcoholic) was the thud

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @ineffable.me: damn you! dont speak of such things! :D

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @bess marvin, girl detective: I think Hawaii was the start of the fall, but Vegas was the drop.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> OMG the clothes! the hair! priceless!

Blair Waldorf (formerly socalsnarkstress)

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> ok here's a question- which has declined in quality more?
old school sesame street to modern SS or old school RW to now RW??

akling4

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @heidiho: speaking of chicago, favorite moment was when theo pulled the phone plug violently while tonya was on the phone. ah, tonya, remember when you were obsessed with your boyfriend, always passing kidney stones and wanting to find your original birth certificate? then you went on the challenges and morphed into this crazed, nympho who became fodder for the three headed beast that was rachel-veronica-tina.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @hatepaperdoll:

Great observation, hpd. How really "wonderful" is was when people could actually shock someone with their words or anger. Not to preach, but it's so sick how acceptable this type of behaviour has become with the young uns. I wonder how screwed up they will be in say 10, 15 years.

Never thought the sucky 90's would be seen as good ole days.

Owlygirl

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> PLEASE PLEASE!!!!! more old school RW!!!!

akling4

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> So weird that Jacinda actually gets real acting work now, and that the guy from Chicago was Philip Kiriakis on Days of Our Lives.

dollywould

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @bess marvin, girl detective: Oh sexy neil!! so sexy him and kat had the sexual tension thing going on

foree k.

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @SharonTaint: i LOVED that. omg

foree k.

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> let's not forget the london season. actually lets, but don't forget when that rocker dude nearly lost his tongue when some overzealous fan tried to bite it off rendering him speechless and forcing him to talk to the cameras by typing his thoughts on a computer

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> He gets in her face and screams a lot and calls her a bitch and then gets all "oh my" when she replies in kind.

Still not as good as that door open/face slap, I forget what season.

hamburgerhotdog

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @SharonTaint: In Hoboken?!

dollywould

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Wait I'm confused, that guy looks like the dude from the second season that did cartoons. Was his name Dan too?

Remember when Heather's pager went off and Julie was all, "do you sell druuugs?" and Heather was all "just 'cause I'm black and have a pager it doesn't mean I'm a criminal" and Julie was all like, "I'm from Alabama and I've never met any black people or seen a pager" and they had to have a house meeting and then Eric took a shower and pretended to be a klepto so they could all think about stereotypes? And then Becky pierced her tongue and Andre flipped his hair Norman made a Jerry Brown poster and cuddled with a dude at a pro-choice march? THAT WAS AWESOME.

Miss. Money-Sterling

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @heidiho: um. holy shit. SO DID I. wtf!?!

SharonTaint

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Holy shit. I was a junior in college when this episode aired.

salad days.

my favorite season of all time ever, though, was Boston. Because Montana's weirdo boyfriend awesome flipping out on her and screaming WHORE!!! WHORE!!!!! can never be duplicated.

SharonTaint

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I loved Beth #2 from LA. "Ain't nothin' wrong with being a lezzzzzzzzbian Beth!"

I used to live in the same apartment building as Montana. The first time I saw her, she was at the mailboxes and I almost said, "Hey, what's up?" before remembering I did not, in fact, know her in real life, but only from reality television.

dollywould

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Is it safe to say that the RW has gone downhill since the Hawaii season? Man, that was a rough one: a trainwreck alcoholic who always denied her problem, a law school "prodigy" who was uber-PC but had no qualms about dissing his housemates, gratuidous nudity that MTV sold on a "RW Uncensored" DVD.

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @ewabeachbum: YES. my bad. it was david. holy crazypants that guy was...thanks for the correction..im glad you have mad RW memory skills...its awesome.

foree k.

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> aw, dan-from-miami. i've seen him in various locations in the many years since his 'real world.' seemed like a pretty fun dude.

i miss the old real world. remember when they were all grown-ups with jobs and stuff? sigh.

westward ho

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @foree: David, not Dan. I could probably have learned about a million foriegn languages or something if I didn't have so much RW trivia crowding up my brain.

ewabeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Oh lord, I can't believe I even remember this, but it was *Mike* in the shower with Melissa and the waitress, not Joe. Joe had some really annoying girlfriend from New York.

ewabeachbum

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @Cam/ron: omg, dan. yeah he punched a windshield, the girl worked for mtv and they had to keep it secret..ahahaha so fucking nutty

foree k.

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> In the Seattle season, I always got creeped out by that Napoleonic twit from military school who chewed out a housemate for allegedly defiling his character on-camera even though he was an utter jackass 80% of the time. I remember when he went batshit insane on his GF in a car. I heard that the cast usually got catcalled by Seattle locals on the street - still bitter about MTV's over-coverage of grunge, I suppose.

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> OK, Miami Melissa is the one that said, "You are dead in my eyes! Dead!" right? God, I loved that. It made me think of my family reunions.

Andalucía

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> steven! that was his name.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> that was fucking amazing. i forgot all about melissa vs. dan. he is so damn adorable, " thats a cheap shot. thats a cheap shot." aww...but I dont like the whole bitch thing,either. at least he apologized!?!

foree k.

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @Andalucía: I understand that, but I guess i never saw it with the gender connotation so it was just like calling someone mean or stuck up and faggot was just the most absolute insult you could call a gay person.

I never cared for the Seattle real world and kinda hated both lyme disease girl and secretly gay black dude.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> PS,

Dear SM,

Can this please please please be a regular thing?

Lurve,

MSB2

msb2: blue balls machine

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Puck....nobody has mentioned Puck! What a serious trainwreck of a human being he was.

GeektasticallyDelicious

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Me too thinks that I saw this when I was 11...maybe ten depending. Oh I remember this vividly.

I too remember "the slap heard 'round the world" and the lyme disease.

My sister also controlled the remote, LaNera.

msb2: blue balls machine

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @ineffable.me: Uh, but "bitch" is a misogynistic slur. Seriously. Think: "wetback." Just b/c someone includes vice (illegal immigration) in the definition doesn't make it any less racist. With "bitch," femaleness is the target of attack with supposed misbehavior used as an excuse to justify it. All slurs work like that (Back in the day, even the n-word was just considered "foul language").

That being said and in spite of the fact the f-word was accepted as just common profanity back then, it was wrong of her to lash out at him like that.

/end

With regard to my favorite Real World: Seattle. Why? The Slap.

Andalucía

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @JessiRamsey: And he didn't just slap her, he made her stop her car, opened the door, and THEN he slapped her... At least thats how I remember it.

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> THAT WAS 11 YEARS AGO.

holy shit!

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Gawd, I miss the old-school RW with that lovable drunk Irishman, the Simple Country Boy who rocked a mullet, the GOP surfer-dude who felt raped after seeing pinups of himself, and Puck who reminded me of all the guys I encountered in SF pubs that I wanted to kick the shite out of, shake hands with and then grab a beer together.

From what I recall about the Miami shower incident, Dan claimed that Melissa and the stranger actually hooked-up while whats-his-nuts drunkenly watched.

Cam/ron

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Miami was a good one. I think Seattle was the last season I watched. Lyme disease! Local backlash!Slapping!

TWSS

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> The whole, "these are worth several... HUNDRED... DOLLARS... EEEACH!" is where I would have started amassing my F-words if I were Melissa. I don't understand why I initially thought Dan was right in this dispute.

LoMorale

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> god, i love dan.

yokolocococoriko

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @bess marvin, girl detective: I agree with you 100%. Even by then everyone in the house was younger than before (and there was that weird girl that always walked around naked?)

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Also: I actually saw Dan at a Playgirl issue release party at Happy Ending.

stupidaol

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @ineffable.me: i loved how the boston kids all hated each other in the end. real world definitely took a sinister turn with hawaii. it was the highest rated season and producers took note that it was because of ruthie's alcohol problems and amaya's bullshit. consequently, casting directors started looking for people with mental issues to throw into the house.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> What an appropriate reminder of the baseness of Miami with Art Basel only a few days away. BEST. SEASON. EVER.

stupidaol

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Remember when we shocked by the actions on this show? The slap heard round the world, anyone?

Jessi Ramsey

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @bess marvin, girl detective: melissa was IN the shower with joe and some other girl!

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @ineffable.me: @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: sorry didn't see your posts. great times.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @MiseAmiee: They were also adults. Remember how it was a big deal that Sarah was in the house with them cause she was so young? Now they're all slutty babies!

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: and they couldnt live with Pedro only cause after 5 minutes he'd be like. that's it, im out.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> LOVE IT. this was the season where flora's boobs got stuck in the window because she, melissa and cynthia i believe were spying on dan and his boytoy in the shower. oh, how i long for the real world of yesteryear

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @JessicaLovejoy: I was also 11 when I saw this, but I never really understood why they both got so heated, which would be why I shouldn't have watched it. Then again, my older sister ruled the remote. So, I had no say.

LaNera

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I miss seeing people on TV who looked like they could have been in class with you, or maybe you'd see them out walking their dogs and what-have-you. It's all skinny, rich bitches now.

MiseAmiee

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @hatepaperdoll:
I know, check out her Selena red lipstick.

Priceless.

misssgolightly

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: yeah 2 girls! hahaha. now all the girls hook up with each other within 3 minutes of meeting eaach other. man, society todya is a shithole!

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @ineffable.me: Can you imagine today's brats living with Pedro? no way jose.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> the last good season was boston with montana, jason and elka. i loved it because they went to puerto rico on their vacation and i could be all 'OMG I KNOW WHERE THAT IS!" haha

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @ineffable.me: @ae38: HAHA she climbed through the window to better hear Joe in the shower with, wait 1 or 2 girls?! I remember they heard slapping! I stopped watching shortly after this season. sigh.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @AvgElitist: or std results.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I hated that she gave Melissas a bad name.

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> This is the last season I can remember watching. Ahh...the memories. How badly I wanted to bone that guy Joe...he was like an older doppleganger of my HS boyfriend.

ae38

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> I always thought she totally overreacted too it's lke, he just called you a bitch, that's not a reason to call him a faggot. if he called her crazy cuban or something like that then it would be different, but seriously!

also, Flora as my absolute fave! remember when she climbed through that window and it broke? priceless.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> @hatepaperdoll: Well, maybe she wasn't so shocked...but he was.

hatepaperdoll

]]> <![CDATA[Vintage <i>Real World</i>: Miami's Dan & Melissa Throwdown]]> Yeah, 90's style, we knew how to throw down, with Gen X rage!I love Dan's reaction to "flamer" with the hand pressed against the chest,and his floppy 90's hair.