<![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell! - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell! - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> But does anyone's asshole look like that? There's a very confused artist out there somewhere...

emily.jayne

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> Someone please tell whats-his-name that non-sweatshop workplaces are supposed to provide toilet paper to their employees.

VioletFirth

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> @Rachelattack: Definitely the a-hole. That's how the AA girls like it. I think the girl in the vandalized ad on Houston posed for this sketch.

Catty Is Cumbersome

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> It's only a matter of time before they actually use these as ads...

tunamelt

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> This is so special. (Also? Mm, booty fit.)

buggeroff

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> Brown is the new black! Didn't anyone watch Nip/Tuck last week?

BettyFinn

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> I love how it says "rubbing her privates from behind" now. Don't worry, nobody saw the clitoris thing! It never happened.

thenewlight

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> @Scratcher: LMAO!
@MichaelJordan: yep, that's the first thing I think of, whenever I see an AA posting!

JustZoot

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> @Al Navarro: No! No! No! I will not allow that video to infiltrate the sanctity of Jezebel! No! Bad!

cannotedit

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> Is this an "Artist's Rendering" from 2 Girls 1 Cup?

Al Navarro

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> "Coked-up exuberance and bandeau-bedecked orgies" doesn't this seem like a normal night at JFP's?

TinSmith

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> Yes she would be playing with her ass.

TheUpMyAssPlayers

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> Who remembers the onion headline
"14 American Apparel Models Freed In Daring Midnight Raid"
?



MichaelJordan

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> @pantycrickets:
Soho, so I doubt it. Are there even schools there?

Susan B.

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> Whoever put this up is only making things worse. Dov is probably trying to figure out how he can get away with tweaking said pose for a campaign promoting sheer tights.

theladyvanishes

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> I'm sure this was across the street from a school or something too right?

pantycrickets

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> I'm glad this has been documented and will go down in nyc history or some such nonsense. seriously! much better than any other AA ad i've ever seen

krazykarot

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> @nocakebuttevah: If she digs long enough, will she find her dignity, too?

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> Five bucks to the city mouse who runs over to this billboard with a Sharpie and scrawls, MOM, IS THAT YOU????????

LilyBonesBurana

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> She's digging out a pair of cotton spandex jersey hot shorts, the silver color.

Sloan

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> @Rachelattack: Uh, now that you mention it, I suppose so. Nothing like the idea of putting my finger up my own ass to get me all randy and shit.

Moe

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> @MsKenney: Oh wow. I would like to shake the hand of whoever put this up in SoHo. I'll pass on that. Never know where that hand has been.

SteveBMD

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> @richcreamerybutter: That really makes my entire day.

In other news, this looks like the kinds of ads I saw in Moscow on the Metro in 1996...buttered up naked woman standing on two totally naked guys like they were skees...it was an ad for bottled water. Why not?

keithsherwood

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> stick in a thumb, pull out a plumb

richcreamerybutter

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> Roast beef?

ElizabethD

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> Amazing. I can still smell the cigarettes and body odor emanating from this line drawing. American Apparel does it again!

lfw1031

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> Yeah, thanks to Tyra Banks, I know where the clitoris is now. And it ain't back there! Please let this ad teach American Apparel some sort of lesson.

modelbehaviornyc

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> Last time I shopped there it looked like the second string team from the Xandu show donated their wares. Not sure this ad will really entice anyone into the store, unless you receive a free fisting with proof of purchase...no other reason to buy that shit.

Spirit Fingers

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> @hortense: @katastic: well what else do you do wear after digital anal stimulation?

foree k.

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> @hortense: Sock/ heel combo, in fact.

katastic

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> I don't know if it's her clit, probably her asshole. Seems a little far back, no?

Rachelattack

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> And, appropriately, the nastiest element of that picture is, in fact, the socks.

hortense

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> Also, I think that line drawing really needs to eat a sandwich. She's giving Angelina a run for her bony-ass money.

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> Oh wow. I would like to shake the hand of whoever put this up in SoHo.

LaComtesse

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> i hope this an adbusters homework assignment. brilliant.

foree k.

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> That ad is such a rip-off of a Bounce Fabric Softener ad from 1997.

Scratcher

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> @Furious_George: She probably lost one in a leotard accident. Those bitches cut.

ambitious

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> I'm just surprised that the "her s" isn't a "c".

mexifelio

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> i wonder if dov charney tried to sleep with the line drawing? he tries to do anything else that has an american apparel tag on it.

titania1285

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> Brilliant. And yes, she's def sticking her finger up her ass.

Catty Is Cumbersome

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> I dislike American Apparel. I can get better t's at Banana Republic without hipster attitude.

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> @thenewlight: She's also got four fingers on that hand, evidently. Unless there are possibly two in the stink there.

Anyoe got that faceless line drawing's number? She sounds fun.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> Dark nail polish! So on-trend!

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> @helen: Damn it, beaten to the punch. :P

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> oh and shes totally diddling her butt.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> She seems to be putting "one in the stink", in fact.

thenewlight

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> @helen: Yeah, me neither.

KnitSandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> I think I would rather look at that than a real ad.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> @helen: Yes, her finger is elsewhere...

Leiakat

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> That seems like a pretty strange location for her clitoris.

Furious George

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> @helen: yeah...that looks more like...back door action.

brookidy

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> i wonder how many of the "models" HAVEN'T banged the American Apparel owner to be in an ad.

your-sweatsuit_alternative

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> i'm not sure, anatomically speaking, that the chick in the first image is doing what you claim she is doing.

helen

]]> <![CDATA[Porn-y American Apparel Billboard Is Probably Fake. Not That Anyone Can Tell!]]> I like it! It's exactly the feeling I get seeing those skinny pre-pubescent girls looking creepy and Fiona Apple-ish in those weird ads.

SinisterRouge

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