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Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

Charles — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:45:29 EST

I don't understand the hate on Tyra.

Charles

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

AnastasiaBeeverheusen — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:21:14 EST

omfg...finally! a step by step guide of perhaps...what i should look like during oral!?

AnastasiaBeeverheusen

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

Trackback — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:50:19 EST

From THE HATER — Fact: The Writers Strike is slowly breaking down society. Fiction: Without writers there is no TV. After the jump, see which show don’t use writers for anything, including their advertisements!

Trackback

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

cde — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:23:03 EST

@slut machine: Only prudes cover their teeth. Good head-givers use teeth. Real men enjoy said teeth. >:D

cde

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

Cattitude — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:42:04 EST

Why are her eyes pointing in different directions in the mouth-open pic? She can't believe the size of what she's seeing?

Cattitude

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

jasonelias — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:37:11 EST

Different, oh I hate Tyra!

jasonelias

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

jasonelias — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:36:53 EST

@LawBoi: A difference raised eyebrow for emphasis?

jasonelias

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

TimGunn — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:35:14 EST

that is hilarious

TimGunn

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

Ladette — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:29:51 EST

Thank you. I hate these fucking ads and for some reason it really drives me crazy that I can't even understand what they say, probably cuz they are made up words...but still, just shut the fuck up please. I love Top Model, but her talk show is just too much some times. Know your place Tyra!

Ladette

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

LawBoi — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:02:43 EST

She totally ganked her own Top Model photo-shoot. However, I think the judges would have to call Tyra out. Ty-ty, what exactly is the difference between a "Conversationista" and a "Gabologist?"

LawBoi

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

collegecallgirl — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:01:11 EST

"Get over here and lemme suck ya dick" just became my new pickup line.

collegecallgirl

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

thanksluckystars — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:23:27 EST

God I hate these ads... they follow me everywhere!

thanksluckystars

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

Kittenish — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:09:56 EST

Excellent breakdown, I can't stand her!

@loldrunk: "swallowing with her eyes" - HA HA HA! That was awesome.

Kittenish

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

crunkjuice — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:09:05 EST

Slut Machine, you're a riot. "Hey girl, I'm so relatable!"

crunkjuice

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

Philthyist — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 07:50:59 EST

@loldrunk: @mightymouth: I am so going to be late for work. My name is Philthyist and I am a Jezeholic.
okay- now to the point. that was hilarious- and so true- she is always fucking telling those models to smile with their eyes. stfu ty-ty, you are dead in the eyes.
ah, my morning tyra haterade.

Philthyist

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

olivia720 — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 07:11:15 EST

She's trying to goddamn hard. She's the opposite of cool.

olivia720

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

Trixie from Toronto — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:29:36 EST

She would have ripped the faces off any of her ANTM girls who failed to "work it" as spectacularly as she is failing to "work it" on that poster.

"Too hoochie!" "Too catalogue!" "Too prom queen!"

Trixie from Toronto

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

skinbeatergreg — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 22:55:10 EST

@DOTDL: Pictures also steal your soul.

skinbeatergreg

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

mystery white girl — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 21:29:10 EST

On 6th Ave, one of them has "I have cottage cheese thighs" written on it, only someone spelled thighs wrong.

mystery white girl

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

Dolores_on_the_Dotted_Line — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:22:09 EST

@Steverino: So I was going to jump in here with a Susan Sontag-inspired defense that all photography turns all people into objects that can be symbolically possessed, and Slut Machine was simply trying to highlight this fact with her subversive narrative--but really, all I can say is 1. well played, Steverino, and 2. Slut Machine: this was total had-to-run-to-the-bathroom-so-I-wouldn't-wet-myself funny. More, please!

(As Sontag also said, only that which narrates can make us understand...)

Dolores_on_the_Dotted_Line

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

Lymed — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:12:13 EST

She did teach the little models-to-be last night to look into the camera like you are looking at your boyfriend.

Lymed

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

loldrunk — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:47:40 EST

She is absolutely smiling with her eyes in that third shot. In the fourth she's swallowing with her eyes.

While I'm glad the woman finally hired a good stylist, wouldn't these ads have been SO much more hilarious with the Tyra of cycles 3-7?? That crazy red hair? Really complicated outfits sometimes involving chains or feathers?

loldrunk

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

rosehobart — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:41:45 EST

@atipofthehat: On behalf of Jane Birkin's hair, I resent that com(ment)parison!

rosehobart

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

pink_orchid_martini — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:29:42 EST

@WhiskeyAGoGo: ha! that was my first thought.

pink_orchid_martini

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

mightymouth — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:23:13 EST

Is she smiling with her eyes?

mightymouth

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

atipofthehat — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:14:55 EST

@slut machine: And open about twice as wide if she wishes to be my friend.

TyraMale!

atipofthehat

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

2xBlue — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:13:27 EST

Miley Cyrus wants her eye-bulging ham-bone act back.

2xBlue

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

Steverino — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:08:47 EST

Hmm, when ads sexually objectify women you get upset; but then when they don't really objectify women--when it's just Tyra making a cheesy ass of herself--you objectify the ad. What gives?

Steverino

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Slut Machine — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:08:07 EST

@ccchild: yeah, she needs to work on her technique. she needs to wrap her upper lip around her teeth.

Slut Machine

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

brassinpocket — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:08:07 EST

These subway posters are HORRIBLE. The color is so off on her skin tones, she looks half dead.

brassinpocket

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

leMaldeTete — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:06:48 EST

I'd like to meet whoever came up with those title copy words. And slap them.

leMaldeTete

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

atipofthehat — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:06:09 EST

Jane Birkin wants her hair back.

atipofthehat

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

ccchild — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:05:36 EST

Um, I don't know what you guys look like when you're going down on a guy, but that doesn't look at all like I do.

ccchild

Tyra Banks Gives Good Head...Shots

WhiskeyAGoGo — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:02:53 EST

The hell!?!? It's her ripping off concepts from her own damn show that were ridiculous in the first place, although it did teach us that "Cha Cha Diva" is a part of one's personality.

WhiskeyAGoGo