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Britney Is Learning To Be A Parent

rose0red — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:45:45 EDT

ATTN: Fergie
Re: Your comments on Britney Spears

It's NOT okay!

rose0red

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not.a.clever.name — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:02:53 EDT

@Kataroo_Kangaroo: See you there. You bring the brownies, I'll bring the Nalgene full of strawberry margaritas, which seems like the kind of think you'd drink reading about a gay space-obsessed boybander...or maybe I'll bring Tang screwdrivers.

@cheri: Love the Mandy Moore version of Umbrella and generally all-around love her and bought "Wild Hope" on a middle-of-the-night iTunes binge and don't regret it as much as I had expected.

Also, my fam's from Orlando and know her and she and her family are very nice, I've heard.

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Bianca_Cheri — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:47:35 EDT

@BAngieB: LOVE that movie and love Mandy Moore. She is very cute and fresh faced in this sea of washed up haggard looking 20 somethings in Hollywood.

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Bianca_Cheri — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:46:13 EDT

Brit totally has meth face. she looks like she aged 10 years and her skin looks horrible. she's finished ya'll

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BAngieB — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:45:08 EDT

@DorothyZbornak: I saw "Saved!" again over the weekend, and it fed the Mandy Love.

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DorothyZbornak — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:39:47 EDT

@BAngieB: I've also got Mandy love. She's so cute!

And the Hills is better than wrestling for one reason: Lo!

DorothyZbornak

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BAngieB — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:31:37 EDT

@TheGuvnah: I have a little Mandy Love myself.

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TheGuvnah — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:21:51 EDT

@Jerseylicious: Mandy Moore is awesome! I saw her perform Umbrella live and it was sooooo good. Do not be ashamed of the Mandy love.

TheGuvnah

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olivia2.0 — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:03:41 EDT

@Trixie from Toronto: I don't know about meth (wait - she is on METH?) but coke takes like 2 days or something, if they do a urine test. I think...

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Mollyboo — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:52:39 EDT

@Trixie from Toronto: Well if she's legitimitely prescribed it...

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Trixie from Toronto — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:50:30 EDT

@badmutha: And it's actually pretty good even though it got shitty reviews. I am surprised it isn't doing better, but I think its political message might be more than people are willing to think about.

Meryl Streep and Peter Saarsgard are great in it ... they have one very memorable scene together.

Trixie from Toronto

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badmutha — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:49:13 EDT

The Gyllenspoon movie is called "Rendition." It is about her Egyptian husband who gets taken to a concentration camp over sees b/c the US thinks he is Al Quida. Jake plays a CIA dude.

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Trixie from Toronto — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:49:13 EDT

What I don't get is how she keeps passing the drug tests. In rehab -- clean. Now on the outside -- clean! How many days do you have to abstain from coke or meth to get a clean drug test?

Trixie from Toronto

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CollegeBookworm — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:47:20 EDT

@Kataroo_Kangaroo: Um, I'm totally going to be doing the same as you with the Lance Bass book. Except not until winter break, when I can hide it behind the counter with me at the bookstore I'll be working at.

CollegeBookworm

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Mollyboo — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:40:00 EDT

@Trixie from Toronto: I actually saw the pic on ONTD but found all the juicy details here [en.wikipedia.org] !

Mollyboo

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BAngieB — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:39:50 EDT

Dear Heather Mills: There won't be a movie about your life.
Dear The Hills: I love you. More Lo. More Whitney. Less Speidi.
Dear Briney: Bless your heart.
Dear Sarah Ferguson: I love you.

BAngieB

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Mollyboo — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:39:12 EDT

I actually saw the picture on ONTD but this [en.wikipedia.org] is where I found all the juicy details!

Mollyboo

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Mollyboo — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:38:10 EDT

@Mando323: Yeah I heard it's like no joke upper and that they use it in the military to stay up for days on end.

I betcha some wild and crazy MD prescribed it for her coke addiction.

Mollyboo

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PaisleyPajamas — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:37:37 EDT

Christina Aguilera with twins? I'm now wondering which doc in Ho'wood is the in vitro specialist to the stars and can I please take a peek at the non-disclosure agreement this person had to sign? Has to be a dooozy!

PaisleyPajamas

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Trixie from Toronto — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:36:31 EDT

@Mollyboo: That is some investigative reporting! That is the best thing I've read about Britney in weeks -- illuminating!!

Bravo, Mollyboo!

Trixie from Toronto

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lolly71 — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:35:33 EDT

@Kataroo_Kangaroo: I don't remember the name of it, but it looks like they took "Proof of Life", scrambled the countries around, inserted Jake and Reese and ran with it, right down to the real life "romance" between the leads.

lolly71

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Mando323 — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:31:00 EDT

@Mollyboo: My brother (who has MS) was prescribed Provigil for energy. That shit will keep you UP. However I think Brit has neither MS nor narcolepsy.

Mando323

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zizzlepop — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:18:44 EDT

@BiscuitDoughJones: Nicole Richie actually snagged herself a damn good ghostwriter for it and it reads really snarky with pleny of not-so-thinly-veiled digs at Paris--very enjoyable, and I would definitely recommend!

zizzlepop

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EvangelicalAgnostic — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:18:28 EDT

@Mollyboo: Excellent job! Now if you can maybe do some investigating into that faux romance, I'd appreciate it. Thanks!

EvangelicalAgnostic

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BiscuitDoughJones — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:15:44 EDT

@spinlizzy: You read that! I SO wanted to read that! It feels good to know I'm not alone..

BiscuitDoughJones

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zizzlepop — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:11:44 EDT

@Kataroo_Kangaroo: That's what I did with The Truth About Diamonds, anyway!

zizzlepop

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VoxPopuli — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:07:11 EDT

@cannotedit: I know - I can't imagine Mary J. Blige doing that song and I'm just really glad they passed that shitbomb to someone with marginal talent.

VoxPopuli

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zizzlepop — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:07:05 EDT

@Kataroo_Kangaroo: Hahaha, I'll be at a cafe table at B&N too, spilling my strawberries and cream Frappachino on the cover and dashing out before anybody can make me pay for it.

zizzlepop

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jaqs — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:05:45 EDT

@whynotshesaid: slightly butch baby dyke = LOL

@vivresavie17: Lance is tots the new Kanye! Hey R. Kelly, listen up -- I see a Trapped in the Closet parts 27-35 coming out of this!

jaqs

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vivresavie17 — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:02:56 EDT

We'd have to drink Heinekens and jager bombs, fuckin' shower in that shit.

vivresavie17

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Mollyboo — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:02:39 EDT

I just wanted to point out that there is a Paparazzi shot of Brit before her parenting class with the prescription drug Provigil clearly poking out of her bag. After a quick Wiki search I found that it's an incredibly strong upper that is used for narcoleptics but has experimentally used for help with people with cocaine/amphetamine addiction. It's also called a "smart drug." Maybe she needed it for all that parental learnin' y'all!

Mollyboo

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foree k. — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:57:55 EDT

@vivresavie17: omg, i loved the youtube vid you linked, i died!!! if i lived in philly we would have to hang out and poke fun at everyone!

foree k.

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vivresavie17 — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:57:29 EDT

If 50's book does not outsell Lance Bass, does that mean he will quit the bookwritin' business?

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vivresavie17 — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:57:02 EDT

@Foree- haha! Yeah! "Fuckin' skanks!"

vivresavie17

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Jerseylicious — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:54:46 EDT

I heard a Mandy Moore cover of "Umbrella" a few weeks ago, and I actually didn't mind it. It was slower and very moody, it was kind of a cool twist on it. I can't help it, in spite of myself I just keep liking Mandy Moore. And "Umbrella." And I want to see Lance start feuding with 50 Kanye-style. Clearly, man-on-man action and space travel trumps whatever the hell 50's writing about. Go Lance!

Jerseylicious

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foree k. — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:53:59 EDT

@vivresavie17: the old city jersey girls who date the guys who dont wear coats in the dead of winter...would be funny to see them in prison.

foree k.

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ccchild — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:45:34 EDT

I just want to jump on the Mary J. bandwagon. Love her, love her, love her.

ccchild

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vivresavie17 — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:43:55 EDT

Prison Break: Cherry Hill? Now I can claim a Prison Break show for each one of the metro areas I can claim residency in. I'm hoping for lots of nasty Jersey girls.

vivresavie17

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leMaldeTete — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:42:07 EDT

@spectatertot: Thank you! (hope you aren't driven mad by it :)

leMaldeTete

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Leiakat — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:35:17 EDT

Should have Brit and K-Fed learned to be parents BEFORE they brought these poor victims into the world?

Do not diss on the original Fergie, she rocks - period!

Leiakat

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foree k. — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:33:43 EDT

@cannotedit: "she's just mary, just mary, just mary.."

foree k.

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abbycadabby — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:30:52 EDT

Nothing against Heather - she definitely held her own, fake leg and all, on the Dancing show - but why is there a movie being made of her life? And Hollywood wonders why all of its movies tank. Um, I'm gonna guess that it has to do with greenlighting movies about people like Heather Mills.

This sounds more along the lines of a Lifetime/movie-of-the-week. Which we can all agree the only logical choice to play Heather would be Tori Spelling, of course. She is freshly nipped and tucked and all.

abbycadabby

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Lymed in Cali — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:29:25 EDT

Jeese!

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cannotedit — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:28:01 EDT

i can't see mary j. doing the umbrella thing. it's too corny for her. @foree: she is awesome. on top model... she was so great with heather and def. not as annoyed as some celebs are when people get goofy around them. love her!

cannotedit

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spectatertot — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:23:23 EDT

@leMaldeTete: "unwritten" (i think that's what it's called) by natasha bedingfield. that song is infectious...and now it's stuck in my head too :-)

spectatertot

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:20:06 EDT

I didn't even know that Gyllenspoon had a movie out. Oops.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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whynotshesaid — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:17:11 EDT

I saw Donnie Darko the other day and it occurred to me that Jake Gyllenhaal looks like a slightly butch baby dyke. He's cute but he barely looks like a guy.

whynotshesaid

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mavricky — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:16:33 EDT

Blind Item: I thought it was JLo and Skeletor.

mavricky

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leMaldeTete — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:15:39 EDT

Damn that umbrella song. Damn it!

Also, what's the song they use as the theme for The Hills? I had the show on as I was fancyin' up this morning and I can't get the song out of my head! (Though I secretly sorta LOVE it and much prefer it to that damn umbrella song. Damn it!)

leMaldeTete

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foree k. — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:14:11 EDT

i thought there was a britney ban? mary j blige is awesome..

foree k.

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Andalucía — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:12:37 EDT

@samiamiamsam: I hope she's, at least, getting some sex out of it. I'm still holding onto the belief that Jake is bi.

Andalucía

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SinisterRouge — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:12:21 EDT

I can't believe Hollywood would play with our feelings regarding Jake and Reese! They've never done something like that before!

SinisterRouge

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:10:22 EDT

No, no, no, Reese! Don't do Heather! Noooo!

Mad props to Mary J. I love me some of that woman, and not only is she awesomely talented, but she's got class. Woohoo!

And, am I the only one who wants to read "Out of Sync"? Was I the only one who was obsessed with *NSYNC? Will I be the only one reading "Out of Sync" in a back corner table at Barnes N Noble praying that no one will see what I'm reading while secretly enjoying every moment of it?

Oh, and The Hills is far more vicious than wrestling. LOVE IT.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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BiscuitDoughJones — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:10:08 EDT

Blind Item: GyllenSpoonBeard!

I want to combine the Brit & K-Fed items with the Lance Bass item: Parental counseling in spaaaace!! And then getting shot a buncha times. In da club. Outta da closet. Whitestrips for the children...

Where's my coffee?

BiscuitDoughJones

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samiamiamsam — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:06:54 EDT

not so blind item = gyllenspoon. that is all.

samiamiamsam