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Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Trackback — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 20:14:32 EDT

Republican women hotter than Democrats? So says a virtual flier quickly making the rounds on Facebook. As Feministing asks, is that supposed to be a persuasive political argument? Gender-neutral bathrooms coming to a college campus near you.

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Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

auburnandivory — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:35:51 EDT

This picture is like 2 years old. I remember being taunted with it on the Myspace Democrats group. *sigh* You guys should totally hire me as a Jezebel contributor.

auburnandivory

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

snarkypants — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:00:51 EDT

@onestrawplz: That's how Republicans like their women.

snarkypants

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

whynotshesaid — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:03:33 EDT

@marie123: Yeah, like Jennifer Baumgartner. Bitch is smokin', and she's a brainaic, too. Love.

whynotshesaid

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

onestrawplz — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:01:53 EDT

@kgibbs:
and for that matter...since when is ann coulter hot? she's totally a man.

onestrawplz

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

goodcheapfun — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:40:29 EDT

A) Those are totally flattering pictures of democrats (assholes).

B) Republicans spend more time on their hair so that they can please their husband and therefore Jesus.

goodcheapfun

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

marie123 — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:20:38 EDT

DreamerMarie: Ahhh...that's right...no one gives a f*ck how ugly the men (or frankly, the women...Michelle Malkin and Horsey-Face Skeletor Ann?) are. Because alot Republican men--candidates and pundits-- are at LEAST as ugly as Dems (yeah, that's being generous on my part....BLECH), physically.And personality-wise?...Whose more repugnant, Sean Hannity or Ann Coulter?

And as said in other comments...those women are all batshit f*cking idiots or else, have nothing legitimate to say (Bo Derek?) politically. I'll take Susan Sarandon over Bo any damn day of the week, even though I don't agree with her all the time...one of them still actually has a CAREER.

The Facebook group is a typical stupid adolescent-dickwad argument from hateful immature representatives of a party led by....adolescent dickwads in old mens' bodies.

Maybe Fred Thompson doesn't count...I mean, he looks like the old wind bag that he is, but you wouldn't know it, 'cause he gets to f*ck a little blond young enough to be his daughter.

marie123

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Voyou_Charmant — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:23:20 EDT

So, are they saying that pretty women are fucking idiots? That's all i got from it.

Voyou_Charmant

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

DreamerMarie — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 18:29:57 EDT

@marie123: OMG! Naomi Wolf looked gorgeous when she was on Colbert!
Other than that, yeah, it's a really old "argument," and, well, it would be so easy to make a rebuttal comparing Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Keith Olbermann, George Clooney and Bill Maher to Rudy Guliani, Dick Cheney, Dennis Hastert, G.W. Bush and Bill O'Reilly (and Fred Thompson, while we're at it). If looks were what determined my political opinions, it would be a no-brainer.

DreamerMarie

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

bananappeal — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:42:33 EDT

There are tons of hot Democratic chicks but instead of screeching on Fox News they're hidden in their walk-ups or liberal arts college dorms, sleeping off another drug binge.

bananappeal

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

marie123 — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:14:39 EDT

Wait!Don't forget Noami Wolf and Jane Fonda (hilarious on Colbert)...and all the foxy, angry young feminist authors/activists who (legitimately) want to tear Bush's balls off and feed 'em to puppies.

marie123

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

VenusCloacina — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:11:20 EDT

That's hilarious. But not in the way the creators intended it to be.

VenusCloacina

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

tashatakeadive — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:08:33 EDT

Whatever, the sexiest liberal alive is The Nation's Katrina Vandedn Heuvel...she could smash all of those snatches with the power of her Vagina.

tashatakeadive

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

TooFolkGR — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:59:41 EDT

It's pretty tasteless of them to use a picture of Andrea Dworkin from two years after her death.

TooFolkGR

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

ginatrout — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:30:19 EDT

@SinisterRouge: @type_slowly: So True!

Of course, they also put up some unflattering pictures of those women. But who cares...arguing with republicans is like debating with 2yr olds. Actually 2yr olds make sense.

ginatrout

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

murasaki — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:08:10 EDT

Well, this is a novel way of haranguing women into voting Republican. No woman wants to be told she is uglier than the carbuncle that is Ann Coulter, after all.

murasaki

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

tits mcgee — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:57:50 EDT

@helen: Great!

This argument that this image poses isn't even an argument. If someone came up to me attempting to sway me to any side of any issue with a piece of "evidence" such as this, my response would be "So?"

tits mcgee

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

rose0red — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:52:33 EDT

Yeah. Let's ignore all of the hot Hollywood actresses, musicians, and models that are Democrats. It wouldn't be too hard to create a page to counter these schmucks. But as Moe points out, the time would be better spent doing just about *anything* else, for all it would help these pencil-dicked date-rapists.

rose0red

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

olivia2.0 — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:52:07 EDT

@nowimpissed: I was wondering that too, but, of course, being Republicans, they don't want to emphasize any accomplished Republican women. Because, you know, if they were GOOD Republican women, they would only be accomplished in baby-making and bread-baking and whatever the fuck else Republicans expect women to do.

olivia2.0

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

ChucklingAtTheDead — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:48:02 EDT

@Taters: Laura Bush will scrape the fratboy off a bumper.

Also Debbie Schlussel? I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

ChucklingAtTheDead

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

YourDoctrinaire — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:41:17 EDT

Isn't this really old?

YourDoctrinaire

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Jerseylicious — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:39:07 EDT

@nowimpissed: But Republicans don't want their women accomplished. They want shrill harpies who exist for the sole purpose of supporting the menfolk. The list is dominated by wives and pundits-- that's all they do, sit around talking about the men's accomplishments.

Jerseylicious

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Taters — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:34:33 EDT

You can diss Betty Friedan, fratboy,but she'll suck the chrome off a bumper! Laura Bush? Not so much...

Taters

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

sluggo — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:33:20 EDT

@badco: Have you already forgotten about Turner's "Christoga" exercise video?
[www.lighthousetrailsresearch.com]
Mitt watches it when he wants to get off.

sluggo

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

SarahMC — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:23:50 EDT

@nowimpissed: A valid question.

SarahMC

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

marie123 — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:23:41 EDT

@nowimpissed: I hate this administration too, but at least Condi isn't a batshit, raving cartoon....which is what this dick group wants for mascots.

marie123

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

KristineEL — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:23:21 EDT

Ann Coulter is a woman??!

KristineEL

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

lippybug — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:22:25 EDT

They must be racist because Condi is very attractive and not on their list. Can you say "Glaring Omission"?

lippybug

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

nowimpissed — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:19:20 EDT

Did anyone notice they left out Condalezza Rice? She's hot, or at least as hot as Laura Bush for Christ's sake. Is it because she's black or because she's a woman who has actually accomplished something? (I don't agree with her on most of her policies, but being Secretary of State is certainly a real accomplishment compared to the other Republican "hotties" up there.)

nowimpissed

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

badmutha — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:14:07 EDT

I saw this same poster, with different chicks of course, back in '84. You know how the GOP is always saying Dem women are hairy, bespecticled, ugly brainiacs like that is a BAD thing. I have contacts, but I just prefer my glasses. The shaving thing is something altogether different...

badmutha

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

sluggo — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:11:05 EDT

Why isn't Rudy in the top pyramid?

sluggo

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

HeatherNumber1 — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:08:16 EDT

There shoudl be a poster featuring Clinton (Bill, that is), Barack Obama, bear-phase Gore and a young John Kerry vs. sleazy-looking Giuliani, monkey-faced Bush, and third-tier soap star Duncan Hunter. Oh, wait, no one would do that because male politicians and pundits are critiqued or commended for their fucking IDEAS, not their looks.

HeatherNumber1

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

ManchuCandidate — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:06:40 EDT

Can any Repubs explain to me if your women are so hot then why does it seem that most your guys are trolling for dick?

ManchuCandidate

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

jewess — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:01:55 EDT

Just when i thought i hated everything, you guys find something else ;)

They really did find the worst pictures possible of the Democratic women btw. That pic of Bo Derek is from like 1972, and that picture of Babs is from last year and at a bad angle.

Gah not that it matters!!! (damnit)

jewess

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

edgyspice — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:52:59 EDT

LOL at those guys for thinking Crazy-Eyes Malkin is attractive.

edgyspice

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

badco/LoJ — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:52:33 EDT

Those are real heavy hitters on the Republican side. Remember when Janine Turner did something-the-fuck that mattered? Me neither.

badco/LoJ

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

dcjdjay — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:49:49 EDT

Republican women also make better men if Anne Coulter's adams apple and grizzly man hands are any indication.

Me thinketh that with the right loin cloth, Ann maketh a hot Fabio.

And everyone knows that Laura Bush is a dead ringer for the Joker from Batman.

dcjdjay

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

pedantic_dandy — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:48:05 EDT

Has everyone so quickly forgotten the memory of the beautiful and sexy Margaret Thatcher?

pedantic_dandy

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Charlotte Corday — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:48:04 EDT

@type_slowly: spot on. if we're just casting dems from tv, you can include pretty much everyone in hollywood, barring that hot brunette from law and order and "raymond"'s shrill wife from everybody loves ______.

Charlotte Corday

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Charlotte Corday — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:43:42 EDT

it's true the republican women in that poster are reasonably attractive, pity there isn't one healthy orgasm between the lot of them. as my gynae used to cheerfully say, "clenched jaw, clenched vagina!"

Charlotte Corday

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Rev. Paul T. Hipple — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:42:13 EDT

I'll just vote the way Anna Nicole Smith votes so is she a republican or democrat? Oh, fuck! I just remembered

Rev. Paul T. Hipple

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

SinisterRouge — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:42:02 EDT

@Mo MoDo: Oh yeah, and Maureen Dowd is WAY hot.

SinisterRouge

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

mocena — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:41:41 EDT

If you're looking at wives for hotness, go look at Kucinich's wife. Mrowr.

mocena

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Luxbot — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:41:40 EDT

There are so many holes in the argument (much less that "poster") that Republican chicks are hotter than Democratic ones that I'm sort of speechless with choices.

Luxbot

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

SinisterRouge — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:41:24 EDT

@type_slowly: Exactly. So what they're saying is "our women our hot, albeit useless and stupid?" Except,you know, NOT HOT.

SinisterRouge

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Mo MoDo — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:40:37 EDT

None of the Republicans have ever held elected or even appointed office, so it's not a fair comparison. Even among TV pundits, there are plenty of hot liberals.

To take this week's Chris Matthews Show just as a sample, I'd rather have Katty Kay than Andrew Sullivan any day of the week.

@kgibbs: You can break me off a piece of that Laura Bush anytime. I've seen her in person. Besides, I like that MILFy naughty librarian look.

Mo MoDo

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

snarkypants — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:39:47 EDT

Let's not forget that fugly Eleanor Roosevelt. Chick was a two-bagger, at best. /sarcasm

snarkypants

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

type_slowly — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:39:11 EDT

When I was in college the campus Republicans circulated something like this. I think it's interesting that the Republican women are for the most part bloggers or commentators or columnists, whereas the Democrats have a senator, Speaker of the House, former Attorney General, and former Secretary of State. Speaks for itself I think.

type_slowly

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Leiakat — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:38:23 EDT

@baxterthepug: I was thinking the same thing. They drag out Bo Derek...but no Sarandon?

Leiakat

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

DeviSama — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:38:09 EDT

@Go Like Hell Machine: And pop out tons of babies. Don't forget the babies!

DeviSama

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Leiakat — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:37:22 EDT

When I look for someone who can run a country, I always look for a vapid pretty face. Miss South Carolina for President!

Leiakat

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

baxterthepug — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:36:56 EDT

Funny how all the rightie broads are posed portraits, heavy on the defuser lens, and the dem ladies' photos were searched for the least flattering picture.

They seem to be missing Susan Sarandon, Michelle Obama, Sharon Stone, Laurie David, Sheryl Crow, any Dixie Chick, Valerie Plame; in other words, attractive Dem women. Is it because none of them take a bad picture? (By the way, I have seen some bad shots of Michelle Malkin on THIS website. Anytime she's moving her lips.)

baxterthepug

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

sartorialsplendor — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:36:41 EDT

Only a man would think to do this.

sartorialsplendor

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Mediahohoho — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:34:14 EDT

@snarkypants: They're good for breeding and photo ops. That's about it. Oh, and when they need to pretend someone is running the state department.

Mediahohoho

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Go Like Hell Machine — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:33:34 EDT

@PetiteDemoiselleRouge: I think that's what these dudes are looking for. Blond robots to do housework and put up with bullshit.

Go Like Hell Machine

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Hamsterpants — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:33:28 EDT

Oy, again with the Malkin and the Coulter. On what planet are these bims considered vaguely hot? And the whole heart of the matter is, who would want to fuck these hateful bitches other than tiny-dick drunk fratboys? And again, I second the emotion of others who posted here - it's FACEBOOK, but chrissakes. There's really nothing to condemn when you consider the source.

Hamsterpants

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

SinisterRouge — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:32:17 EDT

@mrblifil: Bullshit. Most of the girls I knew that were majorly skanky were Republican. As were most of the scummiest guys I've ever come in contact with.

SinisterRouge

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Lymed in Cali — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:31:33 EDT

Don't more women vote Democrat than Republican? It could be that simple. Women vote for competent female candidates. Men vote for attractive (or kind of attractive) female candidates.

Lymed in Cali

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

snarkypants — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:31:04 EDT

And does the alleged hotness of these Republican women have anything to do with the alleged rampant closeted homosexuality of Republican men?

snarkypants

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

mrblifil — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:29:47 EDT

Sure there are many pretty Republicans, but very seldom do they adorn themselves with elaborate tattoos around the ass and lower spine region in case the guy gets bored while doing it doggie style.

mrblifil

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

helen — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:29:03 EDT

i think the best rejoinder is the classic t-shirt:

fuck a democrat. because who ever heard of a hot piece of elephant?

helen

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

ccchild — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:28:01 EDT

I love how Janine Turner is their second choice. I mean, I love me some Northern Exposure, but if a D-lister is the second-best you can do...well, you have problems, my friend.

But anyway, it's not like this poster is in any way meant to be an indictment of Democrats. The intended victim is clearly women, of any political slant.

ccchild

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

SinisterRouge — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:27:46 EDT

@SarahMC: Yes. And they had to resort to Janine Turner and Bo Derek to find ones on their side. Really? You could only find those 2 relics? Shocking.

SinisterRouge

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Pop Socket — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:27:27 EDT

@tashatakeadive: I knew a guy that lived by the motto "Date Democrat, Marry Republican."

Pop Socket

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

stupidaol — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:27:09 EDT

I kind of think Madeleine Albright looks hot in that pic? Also, isn't power supposed to be sexy. Although it's true that Bo Derek did really cash in on influence after Fashion House

stupidaol

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

katastic — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:27:02 EDT

Uh, yeah. Hope you enjoy keepin them babies you get withoput any contraception, assholes.

katastic

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

OhButOfCourse — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:26:22 EDT

@kgibbs: omg especially in that commercial where she promotes literature for kids and shes sitting on a couch surrounded by children and looking at the camera all crazily reciting her lines as if she was talking to a dumbass

OhButOfCourse

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Mediahohoho — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:26:17 EDT

Besides which, has anyone else bothered to point out that Republican women can be as hot as they want, they're still not getting any action on their side of the aisle due to the fact that, as it turns out, the men of the GOP are all cock-guzzling closet cases?

Mediahohoho

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

PetiteDemoiselleRouge — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:25:46 EDT

Laura Bush is hot now? And Ann Coulter looks like a man and has chicken legs (never argue with Maxim on all things objectifying)... Can I get a little Maureen Dowd on the Dems side?

Oh whatever, I'm going to read The Economist cover to cover and you know be immensely more informed on the issues than my republican counterparts.

PetiteDemoiselleRouge

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

SarahMC — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:25:27 EDT

Oops, I meant "actresses."

SarahMC

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

SarahMC — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:24:58 EDT

@Mediahohoho: *Most* actressed in Hollywood are Dems. But they were conveniently excluded from this piece in favor of less attractive women who've actually accomplished political goals.

SarahMC

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

OhButOfCourse — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:24:33 EDT

@tashatakeadive: thats not nice! and also only true since all republicans are hard core lesbians.

OhButOfCourse

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

SinisterRouge — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:24:06 EDT

And the above, amongst many other reasons, is why I don't understand how women can be Republican. Look at all the women they chose on the Democrat side:
Janet Reno, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Helen Thomas, Madeline Albright: accomplished, intelligent, professional, educated women. On the Repub side:
Hateful bitches with no meaningful profession, accomplishments, or intelligence: Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, Laura Bush (HA!) Michelle Malkin, and Bo Derek??? Yes, OK, you win.

SinisterRouge

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

SarahMC — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:23:27 EDT

In other words, "Our decorations are prettier than yours!"
And this is supposed to be a PRO-Republican "argument?"

SarahMC

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

kgibbs — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:23:02 EDT

since when is Laura Bush hot? And to whom? She always reminded me of a Stepford Wife, and not in a hot way at all.

kgibbs

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

marie123 — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:22:46 EDT

Just saw this on Feministing. 1) Its FACEBOOK. Between shitty grammar, heinous spelling, and stupid sentences, people in my age group are free to be collective shitheads on it. I'm surprised by some of the groups I've found (yeah...I should join "I stay up late and don't do anything productive." OOOH! Creepy.

2) They're Republicans. It seems the loudest voices of the GOP who are f*cking old enough to DRINK are immature and cheap and grotesque...not surprised Republican college students exhibit the highest concentration of, "WE'RE NUMBER 1! F*CK YOUR TEAM"-ism, in all its nastiest (mysogynistic) forms.

That and, as long as we're dealing with this immature debate---they seemed to have glossed over all the foxy liberals--Maureen Dowd, Susan Sarandon,the Kerry sisters, Kristin Gore, etc. etc. But its Facebook....adolescence and its most repugnant is free to roam and scream there.

....And now I'm ashamed for sinking to this.

marie123

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Mediahohoho — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:22:30 EDT

I'm sure a half-hour of googling would find plenty of hot Democratic women. Meantime, all those Republican women? Meh on the looks, but they're all T-total, nuttier than a squirrel turd bat shit crazy.

Mediahohoho

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

serreca — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:21:26 EDT

@yidvicious: I think she's saying she'd rather be associated with ugly chicks who know what they're talking about (Democrats) than pretty chicks who are, well, uh, Republican. I know I would.

serreca

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

Serolf Divad — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:20:40 EDT

So why didn't they show the picture of Bo Derek fucking a sultan on horseback from "Bolero?"

Serolf Divad

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

yidvicious — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:19:40 EDT

I'm confused by this post. Moe's a Republican?

yidvicious

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

A.Twafeletta — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:19:08 EDT

Ha! my brother is two years and two weeks older than me, when I was 9 I can remember him saying how old and grownup he was because he was 12 and three years older for those long two weeks.

well, let me just say he turned 40 this year and damn, I really enjoyed letting him know that he was such an old man, three years older than me, old man.

tee hee.

oh, and my gawker media is broke. I have a huge headline interfering and overlapping with your wonderful prose.

A.Twafeletta

Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys

tashatakeadive — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:18:20 EDT

It's just because Democratic women are way easier to fuck

tashatakeadive