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Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

I ain't your... Masokist — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:09:09 EDT

Oh, I got everyone I know hooked on her. Vagina power!

I ain't your... Masokist

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

trayday — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:08:49 EDT

I've seen a few of her segments on Youtube a while back. Homegirl is truly off the chain. Hilarious. When I showed my fiance a few weeks ago, he sat in amazement for minutes. He was so thankful that I made that introduction. She is a true, genuine original. I love this woman.

trayday

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

Augusta — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:09:52 EDT

I can't understand what she is talking about. But I find it hilarious anyway. And even more strangely, it makes me feel good and confident about myself. What is it, just the tone of her totally fearless voice? Totally awesome. Go Alexyss!!

Augusta

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

Some of My Best Friends Are People — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:54:53 EDT

I think this is what they call avant garde sex therapy. I'd definetly pay to see her lecture live some where.

Some of My Best Friends Are People

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

Elia — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:49:08 EDT

I'm British, so it's probably just me, but what was she saying? I mean I got some of it, but what was the chewing gum reference? Baffling.

Elia

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

PuddinTane — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:46:30 EDT

If a man ain't got no Juicy Fruit.........

Ya know, I always expect chewing gum before sex. ;)

PuddinTane

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

titilayo — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:46:33 EDT

Oh shit, that was awesome!

titilayo

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

Dulcinea — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:53:29 EDT

I'm so glad she exists.

Dulcinea

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

missusagi — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:23:54 EDT

Ohmygod.

'Hangin' ooonnnnnnnnn'. She sounds like my grandmother. (Born and grown in Savannah, Georgia.) She also would dispense wonderful nuggets in that same, non-sensical vein. Mostly, other folks just smile and nod and go 'mm mmmmmmm' in Georgia, because they have no clue what the fuck anyone is on about.

It also reminds me of a SNL sketch, only it's real. Scary.

missusagi

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

bloodyraggedyann — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:08:16 EDT

They make me so proud to be from ATL.

bloodyraggedyann

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

palmtree23 — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:04:25 EDT

I love her. I seriously love her. I love when she tells her mother that she'll ask some guy, "You gotta big dick?" I love everything that comes out of her mouth.

palmtree23

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

sacapuntas — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 00:05:34 EDT

What I find sort of disturbing, after watching several clips from different episodes, is how her speech becomes less and less ebonics-y. Seriously, she sounds totz white in one of them - no more "aks"ing. What gives - did she get a speech coach so people would take her more seriously instead of being the hilarious sassy black chick? Reminds me of Tyra telling girls on ANTM that talking like you're in the ghetto won't sell any CoverGirl products to nobody, girlfriend.

sacapuntas

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

ginatrout — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 23:39:35 EDT

I have no clue what she's really talking about...but I love her.

ginatrout

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

fiatluxury — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 23:23:02 EDT

whoa.

fiatluxury

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

bananappeal — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:28:00 EDT

"Standing on the corner with their dick in their hand or got it out the damn pants trying to give new recruits a piece of damn dick, cuz a lot of time they can't get no dick and no bubble gum cuz they be fresh out of Spearmint and damn Juicy Fruit but they keep plenty of damn dick and keep the nuts fueled up and keep em filled up with high octane they getting it out you see that's why I said a lot of these women..."
Dammit you cut the clip just when she was getting to her point!

bananappeal

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

LoMorale — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:21:35 EDT

I think the lady often speaks some basic truth. At first I thought she was batshit, but now when I see these I kinda nod along with her, thinking, "I KNOW!"

LoMorale

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

klutzyk — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:15:11 EDT

Oh, this is the 'tip' of the iceberg !!! She had one video talking about this Atlanta professional, basically doing a 'Larry Craig' at the Atl-Hartfield Airport....hilarium !!!! In the same video, she talks about how these women called her on speakerphone, talking about how much of an atrocity she is...her response? representing her 'hood', straight bankhead, representin...her words.....:D

klutzyk

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

Menouthis — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:06:52 EDT

I love her mom's folder/fat blocker. I want one to cover my muffin top.

Menouthis

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

LoMorale — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:06:51 EDT

Alexyss' mom is the best. I want to send her flowers.

LoMorale

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

mimster — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:30:22 EDT

"This is about a 6.5" - haaaa. awesome. and she is spot on there.

mimster

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

Gnoevil — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:13:55 EDT

Thank you, Slut Machine, you made my night!

Gnoevil

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

laterandlater — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:57:47 EDT

What is this? It's amazing! But incomprehensible.

laterandlater

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

Say_Cheese — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:47:57 EDT

I was about to call my Mother tonight and now I just can't.

Say_Cheese

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

Ashila — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:47:15 EDT

Slut Machine, this is the most consistently entertaining thing on all of Jezebel.com and you should get some sort of interweb award for bringing it to us. It's like a SNL skit, only funny. I can't believe that this is a real person. She is literally unbelievable. And unbelievably funny.

Ashila

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

land surveyor k — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:46:27 EDT

nothing amuses me more than the confused expression on her mother's face.

land surveyor k

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

takeitasred — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:32:51 EDT

I love the numbers part..."five thousand miles, one million miles, two million miles, five hundred thousand miles a minute..." hilarious!

takeitasred

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

HipsterPit — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:15:55 EDT

"You know, you can really make someone dislike somethin'."

Indeed.

HipsterPit

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

scorpiojamie11 — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:15:24 EDT

Love it

scorpiojamie11

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

BottledCynicism — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:12:23 EDT

That was the craziest shit I've ever witnessed in my life.

BottledCynicism

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

LipService — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:08:37 EDT

That was brilliant. I have no fucking clue what that was, but it empowered me.

LipService

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:05:34 EDT

I am in awe with her momma!! LMAO..

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:04:46 EDT

This woman is one hot bitch!!

Seriously if women talked like this, there'd be no broken hearts club!

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

EricaJoy — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:04:09 EDT

Someone needs to introduce her to Tionna.

EricaJoy