<![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> ...Okay um, why did it have to be a giant weewee? Couldn't it be a small tube? Why? do you creepy chicks want to make your boyfriends jealous? Is there a message you are getting through here?

And DAMN IT. What's with wanting to pee up? It would take longer to adapt yourself with that thing than to squat in a bush. And let's face it, any guy seeing a woman pee up will want to scream and run. It's not submissive for a woman to pee down, it's just how it WORKS. Please, creepy ladies, in the name of us uncreepy chicks, please squat.

IrisMR

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Talk about penis envy.

cde

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> the pmate rocks. i took it camping and it saved a lot of wandering into the woods for someplace i could hide my behind while squatting. also-it was raining at lot, so it was nice to not have to drop trou in the wet undergrowth.

Venarain

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> What's wrong with popping a squat now? Been doing it since college, works fine.

vivresavie17

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Who needs that to piss? that schlong looks like a great dildo!

I like Incocknito, but mine will be Angelo Jolie or Brad Pit-it-in!!

Ship_GWB_To_BAGHDAD

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Is it really necessary to have it be shaped like an actual penis? Or for it to be 12 inches long?

I suppose she uses it for more than just peeing into.

suburbancowboy

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> I know it's wrong, but she totally made me think of Susan Sarandon.

Skinny Bone Jones

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> OMG. OMG. OMG.

"A love poim to my Shenis."

@hfree: I'm seeing Shelly Long. Whatever happened to her, anyway . . ?

LipstickLibrarian

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Yeah, so, there is no reason for this thing to look like a giant camoflauged dick.

Buffa

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> The best part was her inconspicuous mention of "once you go black, you never go back!" haha.. That womans a freak in the bedroom, for sure.

Pichincha

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> i think the p-mate [www.pmateusa.com] is a little less conspicuous

spectatertot

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> huh, I just showed this article to my husband... and he shrugged and said "Yeah, its a standandpee, what about it" Like this is some sort of everyday utility that somehow I have been oblivious to my entire life??!! Becuase if I had known there had been an option....

TripsyDaily

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Great, now I have Bananarama stuck in my head singing "I'm your Shenis, I'm your fire...pure desire!"

...hey, if I gotta suffer from this earworm, I'm taking you all down with me!

caffeinequeen

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Seriously, this clip reminds me of those horrifying prosthetic penises that the porn industry uses in "oral-specific" videos where they want to spray a girl down with ten gallons of [vanilla yogurt] come.

Jeremy

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> I just tried to look at the website and I got ixnayed by the server - it said "gruesome content" which judging from the previous posts may be entirely accurate.

bluty

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> I'll have mine in the Purple People Eater Sparkle Edition, please.

And I too could totally see the shenis yard art. Strikes me as a lovely pedestal for a birdbath. Or maybe a kitty scratching post.

thegreatladies

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Why was she peeing in the pool in the beginning? I don't swim in her toilet!

Cranimal

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Y'know, part of me is disappointed that she didn't use a Bedazzler on it. I like my kooks crafty.

Andalucía

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> her hands are all over the place where she peed!

strunkenwhitey

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> The Shenis is ACE!!

SidheDragon

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> I bought a portable vadge-friendly/funnel-shaped container off the internet after I got stuck on the Tappan Zee Bridge for hours. I keep it in my trunk for emergencies. Used it one time in a snow storm in Westchester when my bladder almost gave out. I keep it with my jumper cables!

Say_Cheese

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> A++

the poems on her website are just as good.

ineffable.me

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> What, it doesn't come in pink? I thought they were targeting this toward women. The marketing team really dropped the ball on this one.

Jerseylicious

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> She looks disturbingly like Swoozie Kurtz. Before I read the post I thought you guys had dug up Swoozie's secret porn past.

hfree

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> I so want to send one to my ex and tell him it's something he can one day aspire to.

The One

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> I used to have a little blue plastic device that did the same job, sold through camping supply houses but it was of much more modest dimensions. It was like a little cup with about a 2" spout. But yeah, if I'm gonna pee standing up, why not a humongous fake dick to pee through. Hell, yeah!

PantyWaist

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> @Jeremy: HEH - well, that was sarcasm until you brought up that scenario, which sounds awesome.

lolly71

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Wouldn't it be cheaper just to get an oil change funnel?

[www.amazon.com]

chandler in hollywood

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Uhhh, the Lady J has been around for YEARS, quite a popular item in the Campmor catalog I believe. My aunt uses it, swears by it for those middle of night and I don't want to get out of my tent emergencies. Makes it so you can pee in a bottle, too. Looks like little funnel. MUCH more discreet. That thing looks...BLECH.

knitterly

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> @lolly71: Until someone asks you if they can have a piece of gum and you say, "Sure, just grab one out of my purse...oh GOD, NO!" And they end up with a black eye.

Jeremy

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> incocknito? awesome

watchtan

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Okay, I SWEAR TO GOD I had that idea like seven years ago at a keg party I went to in the woods (ahh, high school...). Except I wanted to call it a Porta-Penis.

OneMartiniAway

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> @laterandlater: I think liquid even drips onto her hand when she tilts it backwards at the beginning. EW!

sabha

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Oh I definitely need one of those. I carry a giant purse, it won't be obtrusive at all. Nope.

lolly71

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> thanks, but no thanks

mallie

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> ew, she peed in it then turned it over and dribbled pee all over her hand!

does anyone else think that she and little edie are MFEO (made for each other)??? i think the shenis could become an integral part of that 'perfect costume for the afternoon'....

wigglepuppy

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> @lfw1031: I'll take mine in mint green, plz!

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Ok I understand the concept, but why does it have to be shaped like that? And so long? If you want to freak people out, that's fine, but if you really want to pee outside, I think something disposable and small would be better right? So you don't have a carry a giant dildo in your backpack?

Emmie of Doom

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Anyone remember when ex-wrestler Chyna had some real homegrown shenis (thanks to all them steroids) that was on display when she did that porno with her bf?

Yeah, shenis yard art probably tops that.

KidPresentable

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> And suddenly the idea of a girl peeing on me is completely unattractive.

Jeremy

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> This would make an excellent pic for one of those "messing with Sasquatch" beef jerky commercials...

warmaiden

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Guess what all you Jezebels are getting for (insert name of your favorite Winter holiday here)!!!

Please let me know if you prefer gold or black. I, personally, would prefer orange but I guess trend colors won't be offered until the Shenis 2.0 comes out.

lfw1031

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Does it come with its own carrying case?

@BarnOwl: That's a thought. Could you imagine how it would smell after a few days of backpacking? Piss sachet.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> they do already make these things in many forms that don't look like big huge dicks.
but then i guess that wouldn't be as fun.

bedpan

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> I honestly think that her little aside, "Oh, and one more thing...there's a pissing contest..." was truly an afterthought. It literally JUST occurred to her to mention it. Because there is a screw loose, but in the best possible way.

Love this wackadoo. Love her.

misscrotchety

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> I might have to dispose of my flashlight or tent just so I could fit that in my hiking pack.

AndSheWas

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Why is she holding the end the pee goes into? Why is she sticking her finger into that end? Does she have no idea what hygiene is?

laterandlater

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> I really hope she doesn't travel with that in her carryon luggage.

petunia942

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> Great but ya still have to wipe.

ceejeemcbeegee

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> It smells like Big Foot's dick!

BarnOwl

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> That was pure.

La Pauline

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> I totally knew someone in college who had one of these. She/He was on the way to being a transgender though...

sartastic

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> "Wrong Radio Boy!" Aww, straight crazy.

dr.funke

]]> <![CDATA[Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet]]> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

BAngieB

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