'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted - Jezebel Comments

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

embobly — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:35:36 EDT

@pink_orchid: Well basically. The steroid use had enlarged her clit to the size of a tiny dick. It's fucking gross.

embobly

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

BowlingForDollars — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 00:27:43 EDT

@Embobly, @Pink_Orchid:

Remembering Chyna: Now I think I know what a blended orgasm is. Thanks for the tip. No pun intended.

BowlingForDollars

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

pink_orchid_martini — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:09:16 EDT

@embobly:

and i saw that! i think it wasnt a clit but a baby penis!

pink_orchid_martini

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

pink_orchid_martini — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:08:30 EDT

the part on this cover that made me LOL @ the store was the term : You Sex Goddess

I just imagine wilma flinstone writing it.

pink_orchid_martini

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

embobly — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:34:54 EDT

@ThaKadinskyPapers: Here's the wiki article on it. They used to have a link to a screenshot of it, but they don't anymore.
[en.wikipedia.org]
Seriously, I don't recommend watching it unless you're horribly wasted, and maybe not even then.

She has it pierced.

embobly

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

hhpeterson13 — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:07:43 EDT

She looked a little engineered on the Emmy's last night, Botoxed at least. Was bummed about that.

hhpeterson13

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

ThaKadinskyPapers — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:35:33 EDT

@embobly: and now I must watch it....thanks.

ThaKadinskyPapers

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

vivresavie17 — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:33:56 EDT

Cherry Hill, NJ, reprazent! (Ok, so I'm only a Philly transplant, but I still like Ali Larter.)

vivresavie17

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

hamburgerhotdog — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:26:57 EDT

@embobly: Yikes, I had no idea.

hamburgerhotdog

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

embobly — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:26:18 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: PLEASE don't ever talk about Chyna. After seing the porn she was in, and her big ol' three inch clit, I just get shivers when I think about it. Ewewew.

embobly

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

hamburgerhotdog — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:12:46 EDT

She's so pretty but that outfit looks like something Chynna would wear in the ring in a WWF match.

hamburgerhotdog

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

katastic — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:04:09 EDT

She has kind of a bitch-face.

katastic

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

lfw1031 — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 15:40:40 EDT

@type_slowly: I thought the same thing and immediately wanted to grab a bag of Doritos.

lfw1031

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

BowlingForDollars — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 15:39:21 EDT

I wanna know what the hell a blended orgasm is. WTF?

BowlingForDollars

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

yellojkt — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 15:38:45 EDT

No way Ali has a chest big enough to be a CosmoGirl. That is some serious photoshopping at work.

yellojkt

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

BiscuitDoughJones — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 15:34:29 EDT

See that- She's never waxed!!
Viva La Resistance!!

BiscuitDoughJones

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

meh! — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 15:29:05 EDT

let's try again. ok. no. that is exactly like my handwriting and i am just so not wanting to be introspective today. also: Hooks at the end of letters indicate a person who will grip like Velcro to things, people, and ideas they have acquired. The writer will have a difficult time letting go, even after it is clear that the time for letting go has come. that sentence is absurd.

meh!

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

meh! — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 15:26:53 EDT

ok no. i'm sorry but that i

meh!

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

de wolfe — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 15:19:10 EDT

I don't watch it either. But she's really good in Legally Blonde.

de wolfe

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

BowlingForDollars — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 15:14:22 EDT

Oh great. Now you burst my post-Emmys Ali Larter crush bubble.

BowlingForDollars

'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted

type_slowly — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 15:11:59 EDT

I don't watch Heroes so I kept thinking Ally Larter was Ali Landry and wondering why she was getting so much press recently.

type_slowly