<![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's - Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> Separate televisions in different rooms. The key to a happy relationship.

flyoverstate

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @funnyface: You know, I don't even like T.V. all that much, but when I think about the shit my ex-husband gave me for watching The O.C. and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and then I think about all of the hundreds of hours of professional sports he insisted I watch with him, something short circuits in my brain.

What the fuck is up with guys and their fucking football games? (Don't answer that, totally rhetorical question.) I mean, sure it's a fun game, and Madden's cool, but when you've spent ten hours, in ONE DAY, watching men in shiny tight pants grab each other's asses while tossing around a ball, then I think it's pretty safe to say that your opinion about what's good and what sucks DOESN'T COUNT because you clearly DON'T KNOW.

(Yes, I had issues with my ex. That is why he is now my ex.)

whynotshesaid

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> Chances are, it was insecure women who complained about the two "scantily clad" hotties on Southwest - the type of women who've calculated the odds of their husbands/boyfriends leaving them for younger, sexier women.
Either that or the type of women who feel the need to "protect" their horny sons from the evils of female flesh.



SarahMC

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> No one else finds it ironic that airlines are notorious for weighing their flight attendants and making sure they're hot...yet will kick folks off that paid for tickets? Bullshit for reals.

TrixieBelden

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> Wait a minute. THIS Southwest Airines?
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probationer

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> I'm horrified. The beating of Josie happened in my home town!!!

Lymed

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @BAngieB: Careful. Lying around looking dead is likely to put thoughts of lust into any fanatical, horny Bible-beaters within 50 square miles. Better pull the curtains!

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @nyobserver: Yeah, kind of ironic, huh?

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @stacyinbean: Isn't that whay our grandmothers and mothers fought for? The right to wear want we want, when we want, where we want?

mallie

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> Stop the big boobs, slutty dress discrimination!

mallie

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @avoncobra: I've never flown Southwest, but from what I've seen on that "Airline" show, yeah. I'd much rather have to look at a few boobs than be subjected to that hideous, tacky racket.

major disaster

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @funnyface: So.. lemme get this straight. One place of business encourages her to shove those DDs in everyones face please, and risk getting fired for not doing so. Hell, she's hired on the basis of having them out there. And this other place of business punishes her for it. And would rather she put them away, lest they distract, cause boners, whatever.

Its no wonder we end up with confused, damaged types like the celeb who shall remain nameless from this past week's awards night catastrophe.

nyobserver

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @BAngieB: Oh, the many ways Existing While Female can get you in trouble these days. (not bitter). (...okay, I'm bitter).

Jayne

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @CafeConLeche:

Ok point taken, and yes there are circumstances where this is true (especially here in NYC - although you generally ignore it).

However did you see the 2 girls who were asked to cover up? They were SLAMMIN hot (at least from the pictures I've seen), but more importantly is that neither of them had their nether regions nor boobs hanging out for the world to see in the way you mention. Sure, they may not have been dressed for church/temple (although I wouldn't mind), but they were hardly dressed like little crackwhores.

ImaRealBoy

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @petuniacat: I can't decide if I'm better off or more screwed. I don't wear mini-skirts, I lie around almost dead everynight, and I'm same-sex oriented. I better just stay home.
Duct Tape Use No. 716: binding your tits so you can fly Southwest.


BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @gritsnyc: Ha. One of his best friends is a Chiefs nut. They give each other crap about it all the time.

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @funnyface:

What do you expect? He's a Broncos fan. ;)

Signed,
Ridiculously obsessed KC Chiefs fan, despite their poor showing this past Sunday. And yes, I'm female.

gritsnyc

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: OMG we had the exact same fight last night. I finally got to watch the "What Not to Wear" I had DVR'd last night, and he totally was all eye-rolly and annoying about it. I finally said, "You know, I give you a whole lot less shit for your lame tv choices than you give me. If you're going to watch NFL, college football, and any and all other Denver/Colorado sports ever aired, you've got to stop giving me crap about what I watch." He conceded that we both hate each other's taste in TV and should both be more accomodating. We'll see how that works.

Also: Didn't it turn out that the first chick told to change clothes by "Kirk" was a Hooters girl?

funnyface

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> See - women must cover up! There's no telling what effects our tatas will have on mostly-likely gay flight attendants! These men, they cannot concentrate on their jobs whilst our titties are sitting there...attached to our chests!!!

Won't someone think about poor "Keith"???

lfw1031

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> it took jezebel to get all the smart ladies with big racks together.

blogbloglog

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @BAngieB: What she said. Perfect analysis.

samiamiamsam

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @BAngieB: Well, duh. So how about this? 1) bind your boobies with duct tape. why is anyone but your man seeing them anyway? 2) don't go and wear those "just asking to be raped" miniskirts. 3) don't go and get almost dead - either die or not. make up your mind! 4) don't be gay - i mean, isn't gayness an *unnatural* act?

Problems solved! Go forth and, uh, patronize the local Christian bookstore.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> Jezzuz Creezuz. The myriad of fucktedupedness in this collection of stories scares me. And I mean it. It deeply, deeply frightens and sickens me.

thegreatladies

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> To all the duchewads on Southwest that are offended by what someone else is wearing. Repeat, *wearing*. Not *doing*, *saying*, *snorting*, etc. :

1. Get a grip

2. Don't look

3. Ask your ready-to-help flight attendant for an eye mask.

thegreatladies

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> Okay. So, if I have big breasts I can't fly Southwest unless they are property restrained. If I get raped I can't say so in court. Colleges don't care if I get raped. Doctors don't care if I don't want to be resuscitated. If I go to a bar I might get gay-bashed. Fuck me. I'm staying in the house from now on.

BAngieB

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @BiscuitDoughJones: How about the big hair? Big hair totally offends me. Blocks the in-flight movie. Next time I'm on a Southwest flight, I'm gonna ask them to make all the big-haired ladies wear swimmer's hats.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @PaisleyPajamas: I hope she haunts those doctors til their dying day...then causes their do not resuscitate papers to spontaneously combust.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @FloraWay: Yes! Yes! No more reindeer sweaters! I won't tolerate that smut during my airtravel!

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @petuniacat: Or for that matter - ANYONE with a gigantic muffin top, or half their ass cheek poking out the top of their pants.

ThaKadinskyPapers

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @FloraWay: That's what I was going to say... my money is on the fact that some uptight douche complained about the skimpy clothes to the flight attendant.

serreca

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> All I know is that Southwest's rule is that if someone complains about being offended by what someone is wearing, they have to do something about it. I'm going to take Southwest just so I can say that I'm offended by Crocs, mom jeans, and holiday sweaters.

FloraWay

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @PaisleyPajamas: clearly she forgot to have a notary's signature tattoed also - 'cuz, you know, then they would have obeyed her wishes.

ThaKadinskyPapers

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @CafeConLeche: True. But that's when you turn around and snicker...not ask them to leave a plane!

They at least need to be fair - make any man with manboobs over a certain size cover up, and too-tight jeans on a dude that show his groceries? Hell no! Tie a blanket around his waist like a sarong.

petuniacat

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @CafeConLeche: true, but isn't it our right to look like 2 cent hookers if we want to? last time I checked, this ain't Iran.

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> this is southwest airlines where they let anybody with a zany story get on the plane's intercom to sing/yodel/propose/tell stories? yes? so we're dealing with a very upscale and conservative airline here, folks. good thing i can't fly direct on southwest out of dallas anyways. me and my DD's will never besmudge or tarnish your classy airline.

amandacobra

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> I hope the story on the 80-year-old former nurse makes national headlines. It's such a dramatic statement that someone who understood first-hand what life-sustaining measures were about and had a freakin' TATTOO permanently inked on her body to avoid leaving the world that way.

PaisleyPajamas

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @JessicaLovejoy: I know, right. This post should be tagged 'your daily dose of wanna-stick-your-head-in-the-oven'.

But seriously, what can we do to keep the men from playing Couch Dictator during football season? It's only a few weeks in and I'm starting to lose it.. If he says a single goddamn thing during Top Model this cycle, I'm'a cut him!

BiscuitDoughJones

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> i am female, i don't have boob-envy or any other syndrome that turns women on each other. but people, there are times you're am sitting there minding your own business, and you see a woman who is so thoroughly exposed and/or vulgar, you look away and can't believe the shit some women leave the house in.

CafeConLeche

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> @JessicaLovejoy: Nope. Not evah. That's why there are things like chastity balls, burqas, and Republicans.

lfw1031

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> I think this is a kink thing. Somebody gets all prissy and tells a girl to cover up and humiliates her, just to get off on it.

SarahHeartburn

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> I can't even wrap my brain around how many things are going on up there but I'll bitch about the DD's because I own a pair.

HELLO! EVERYTHING WE WEAR IS LOW CUT, OUR TITS ARE WEIGHING IT DOWN! Just because this girl fills out her shirt (naturally or not) doesn't mean she should be forced to cover up!

stacyinbean

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> Wow - not a good news day for Nicole Richie's baby! Eat, take some Vita D, and lay off the Testosterone, Nic!

lfw1031

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> Is Southwest asexual? I mean, they have to be, since men and women both gay and straight like boobs.

Gosh, I just love the juxtaposition of the rape, abortion, and DNR stories. Women aren't meant to make choices for themselves, ever!

JessicaLovejoy: Heart of Dykeness

]]> <![CDATA[Southwest Airlines Has Beef With Double-D's]]> That does it - I am cancelling my Continental flight to Houston next week and booking my yooge DD's on Southwest in a tube top. Tighten up yer panties Keith!!

ThaKadinskyPapers

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