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Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

goodcheapfun — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 00:04:02 EDT

With all that new heros money pouring in you would make a few fashion mistakes too.

goodcheapfun

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

NicoleItchy — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:17:36 EDT

I didn't know an item of clothing could invoke so much immediate, intense hatred for its wearer. I was completely indifferent to her before, but now I know better. Thanks Jezebel!

NicoleItchy

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

LipstickLibrarian — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 22:46:27 EDT

I'm feeling an "Emperor's New Clothes" kind of vibe; Hayden struts down the street, head held high, smug and secure in her imagined fabulousness, while everyone around her exudes a collective "WTF!?"

LipstickLibrarian

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

aristotrash — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 22:38:11 EDT

It's like the Olsen twins all over again! Every guy in America waits for her to turn eighteen and then - BAM - she goes all cat lady on your ass.

aristotrash

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

ecs — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 22:13:38 EDT

The cape is lovely, but FLARED JEANS SHOULD BE BURNED and wedge heels belong up the asses of their owners.

ecs

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

the historian — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 20:08:42 EDT

Hayden sweetie, the 80s wants its sunglasses back.

the historian

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

TwiceShy — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:32:20 EDT

Pygmy Christine Taylor with just as much attitude as the original.

TwiceShy

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

snarktasticly — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:01:55 EDT

Oh my, I spy a receding hairline as well.

snarktasticly

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

persephone — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 17:30:21 EDT

Hayden, nooooo.... come back from the dark side!

persephone

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

ilovejohnnythunders — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 17:04:37 EDT

Lagerfeld has more style, originality and talent is pinkie than Hayden's stylist thinks she has

ilovejohnnythunders

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

Jerseylicious — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 17:00:38 EDT

I could even stomach the cape if not for the damn white sunglasses. Why why WHY are people still wearing those stupid sunglasses??

Jerseylicious

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

BiscuitDoughJones — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 16:59:00 EDT

@wring: Glad somebody did. Not my best effort. But I do kinda wish they made a white choc version of Count Chocula. It'd taste really good mixed up with Frankenberry, dontchathink?

BiscuitDoughJones

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

PaisleyPajamas — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 16:48:30 EDT

Please, somebody, assure me that there will be no more white sunglasses after Labor Day!

PaisleyPajamas

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

magic1 — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 16:25:03 EDT

More like the bastard love child of Lagerfeld and Elton John.

magic1

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

polypam — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:54:09 EDT

Wasn't she in a bikini last week? And now a cape? I don't get it.

Needless to say, trying way too hard.

polypam

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

ThaKadinskyPapers — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:48:37 EDT

She's looks like she's about to take flight.

@lfw1031: "such AS", lunar eclipse for educating the asian countries

ThaKadinskyPapers

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

amyjay — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:35:22 EDT

It's cold enough for a cape, but open-toed shoes (quite possibly sandals) are still ok?

amyjay

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

BAngieB — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:35:01 EDT

@lfw1031: Dammit. You get that. Why are the comments so slow? We need to build them up. For the children.

BAngieB

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

knoxtheharpy — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:31:32 EDT

Chloe Sevigny wants her sunglasses back.

knoxtheharpy

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

embobly — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:31:23 EDT

Oh no. That smug look on her face, the confident stride, I don't think she KNOWS she's wearing a cape. Poor baby.

I like how ever the businessmen across the street are staring at her like, "Is that a fucking cape? Good lord."

embobly

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

wring — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:29:09 EDT

@BiscuitDoughJones: i loled

wring

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

lfw1031 — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:26:19 EDT

@lulunewyork: I'll beat Bangieb to the response - "as such."

lfw1031

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

BAngieB — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:24:22 EDT

She annoys but, inexplicably, this outfit does not.

BAngieB

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

trayday — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:19:23 EDT

Aww ya'll. She just looks likes she's trying to play grown-up sophisticate lady in gay paree! Tacky as shit, but all growed up nevertheless.

trayday

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

RainbowBrite — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:18:13 EDT

Three words for Hayden: get over yourself

RainbowBrite

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

lulunewyork — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:16:29 EDT

She always struck me as a low-rent LiLo-- before LiLo jumped off the deep end herself.

lulunewyork

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

j.a.l. — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:10:36 EDT

So she changed her look, finally. Either way, I still can't get behind her fashion sense.
Meh, whatever. I don't even watch heroes.

j.a.l.

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

Beebs — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:09:50 EDT

A blanket with a button. Nice.

Beebs

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

Andalucía — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:06:40 EDT

Hilarious! She's missing the ponytail--and the attitude.

Andalucía

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

lulunewyork — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:05:28 EDT

@Cavorter: LOL. She's wearing a cape WITH CLOGS/MULES whatever.

lulunewyork

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

Cavorter — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:03:47 EDT

Seriously, where is it cold enough right now to warrant a cape?

Cavorter

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

BiscuitDoughJones — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:03:13 EDT

She's like, Count WhiteChocula.

BiscuitDoughJones

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

Ozyman666 — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:02:44 EDT

Why does she have four legs?

Ozyman666

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

lfw1031 — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:01:41 EDT

She left the detist's office still wearing the drape.

lfw1031

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

secretlytimid — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:00:39 EDT

ack! too...many...trends...at...once! please, make it stop

secretlytimid

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

lynneboston — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:00:37 EDT

the glasses need to go. stat. also, wedges with a nice cape and trouser denim? no no darling.

lynneboston

Hayden Panetierre: The Bastard Lovechild Of Karl Lagerfeld & Ashley Olsen

kgibbs — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 14:55:14 EDT

akjshriuawrabfabjksfwqifh a! with those damn sunglasses! Those shades spark me with an inner rage.

kgibbs