Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile - Jezebel Comments

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

LipstickLibrarian — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 23:46:04 EDT

@TwiceShy: Exactly! Hers looks like the only thing in there is a Blackberry and a half-empty baggie of blow.

Or, it could just be stuffed with tissue paper. Which would be AWESOME.

LipstickLibrarian

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

TwiceShy — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:26:21 EDT

@LipstickLibrarian: I live out of my bag, but when I carry it around it looks like an excercise ball.

TwiceShy

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

hellodarling! — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:36:05 EDT

Er, reeeeeeeAl quick.

hellodarling!

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

hellodarling! — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:35:53 EDT

@Loveontherocks: @Trixie from Toronto: @Pichincha: Try getting compared to Paris Hilton (albeit four inches shorter and three cup sizes larger). That'll make you toss out your big sunglasses and dye your bob dark brown reeeeeeeel quick.

hellodarling!

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

Smackdown — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:13:47 EDT

Goblin teeth. So gross. Her mouth is HORRIFYING.

Smackdown

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

kwindsorfish — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:04:52 EDT

it looks like it pains her to smile. My opinion--she spent too many years avoiding a real smile because her upper lip was too thin. Then they discovered cosmetic fillers in the UK and...tada! She's a star!

kwindsorfish

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

Loveontherocks — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:48:17 EDT

the first thing that popped in to my mind when i saw this was : OY.

she looks gross

@Pichincha: couple of years ago i kept getting that i looked like her and i got really angry. she is SO british and has absolutly no breast/resemblence to human female.

I on the other hand have breast and ASS. thanx mom.

also i dont look british , thank god.

Loveontherocks

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

mavricky — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:35:06 EDT

eww. she has chiclet teeth.

mavricky

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

TastyBites — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 22:37:33 EDT

I could fit her in that bag. Just fold her up and tuck her in.

TastyBites

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

PorpoiseSpit — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 22:11:07 EDT

Sausage wallet with an underbite.

PorpoiseSpit

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

LipstickLibrarian — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 22:05:56 EDT

What is with the new trend of ginormous bags? I really doubt that they're hauling around enough stuff to fill even a quarter of that space.

LipstickLibrarian

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

Fawn Liebowitz — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 22:04:18 EDT

@Trixie from Toronto: Cammy isnt ugly, so you should be pleased--I know I would be

Fawn Liebowitz

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

liloslifecoach — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 21:29:11 EDT

Pretty! But her sunglasses remind me of Heathers (the movie).

liloslifecoach

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

Trixie from Toronto — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 20:53:04 EDT

@Fawn Leibowitz: Indeed. It doesn't seem so bad to be told you look like Keira Knightly. But then again, I get Cameron Diaz all the time and then everyone is always going on about how horrendously fugly she is, so I guess I know how Pichincha feels. I don't have acne, such as.

Trixie from Toronto

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

pinksocks — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 20:45:54 EDT

Might I just point out that the bag looks to be wider than she does. Interesting never thought about hiding behind a bag before.

pinksocks

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

venusangel — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 20:29:43 EDT

Aw, look at those teeth ...
... appropriate.

venusangel

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

lulunewyork — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:52:05 EDT

That's a Chanel Coco Cabas bag and it has an uncanny and rather disturbing resemblance to the male nether region. Un gros sac, indeed.

lulunewyork

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

SharonTaint — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:46:20 EDT

that's actually a wallet.

SharonTaint

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

Fawn Liebowitz — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:35:20 EDT

@Pichincha:I'm not sure I'd be insulted, to be honest...

Fawn Liebowitz

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

pursewhore — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:33:59 EDT

Even though her teeth aren't too crooked, there's something unmistakeably British about them...

pursewhore

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

impeh — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:27:57 EDT

She's more baring her teeth than smiling, but it's an improvement.

impeh

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

Jerseylicious — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:24:18 EDT

The thing that really bugs me about her is that she always looks and sounds like her jaw is clenched. This photo is further evidence of that.

Jerseylicious

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

Pichincha — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:18:20 EDT

Every time people tell me that I look like her, I have to kinda contort my face to hide the digust. I dont get it.. Am I 'squinty'? Do I do weird things with my lips?

Pichincha

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

jadejag — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:14:40 EDT

Wow. Surprisingly disappointing.

jadejag

Keira Knightley Accessorizes Enormous Bag With Actual Smile

warmaiden — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:08:30 EDT

It's where she sleeps when the trailer isn't up to standard...

warmaiden