Tobey Maguire Preps for Hot Date With Matt, Jake, and Lance? - Jezebel Comments

Tobey Maguire Preps for Hot Date With Matt, Jake, and Lance?

Aut0mat1c — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:18:47 EDT

@PaisleyPajamas: Dont shatter my dream! A gay boy can hope... I am tired of guys with asses flat as the wall.

Aut0mat1c

Tobey Maguire Preps for Hot Date With Matt, Jake, and Lance?

PaisleyPajamas — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:42:53 EDT

@Aut0mat1c: @brechtgirl:

Gosh, as much as I hate to ruin a good fantasy...I think his "butt" is actually the padding in his bike shorts.

PaisleyPajamas

Tobey Maguire Preps for Hot Date With Matt, Jake, and Lance?

narymary — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 14:10:30 EDT

Helloooo booty!

narymary

Tobey Maguire Preps for Hot Date With Matt, Jake, and Lance?

Your Sister-in-law's Baby Cousin Traci — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:46:33 EDT

Does he shave his legs? It looks like he shaves his legs.

Meh. I've seen better.

Your Sister-in-law's Baby Cousin Traci

Tobey Maguire Preps for Hot Date With Matt, Jake, and Lance?

banalover — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:00:11 EDT

Tiny Tobey takes a trek on his bike. He's teeny tiny. Munchkin I tell you.

banalover

Tobey Maguire Preps for Hot Date With Matt, Jake, and Lance?

wring — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:57:12 EDT

he's giving me a kfed vibe, i cringed.

wring

Tobey Maguire Preps for Hot Date With Matt, Jake, and Lance?

LipService — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:17:40 EDT

I was served by someone who looked exactly like him in an Italian restaurant recently. The boyfriend and I very childishly called the guy "Antonio Maguiraaay" for the entire meal.

LipService

Tobey Maguire Preps for Hot Date With Matt, Jake, and Lance?

Handeluzia — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:01:37 EDT

Altho he looks pretty good in that outfit, isn't he also kinda like gay or something?

Must be the eyes. Never sleep with a guy who has bigger eyes than you do!

Handeluzia

Tobey Maguire Preps for Hot Date With Matt, Jake, and Lance?

brechtgirl — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:57:12 EDT

*pinch*

brechtgirl

Tobey Maguire Preps for Hot Date With Matt, Jake, and Lance?

Aut0mat1c — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:56:13 EDT

Look at that ass! Yummy yummy I want some in my tummy.

Aut0mat1c

Tobey Maguire Preps for Hot Date With Matt, Jake, and Lance?

Sally Tomato — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:52:25 EDT

Why do people drive their cars to ride their bikes? I never understood that. Unless it's to - you know - France or something.

Sally Tomato

Tobey Maguire Preps for Hot Date With Matt, Jake, and Lance?

SinisterRouge — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:51:33 EDT

@sinnesloeschen: Butter-everything.

SinisterRouge

Tobey Maguire Preps for Hot Date With Matt, Jake, and Lance?

milktoast rex — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:44:18 EDT

Butterface?

I liked him better pudgy.

milktoast rex