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The Unbearable Quirkiness of the Unstoppable Charm Of Zooey Deschanel

embobly — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:36:01 EDT

@Monkey4Sale - Thanks for the completely unnecessary drug lesson.

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The Unbearable Quirkiness of the Unstoppable Charm Of Zooey Deschanel

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The Unbearable Quirkiness of the Unstoppable Charm Of Zooey Deschanel

Talix18 — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:57:49 EDT

Ooooo! I know a couple of the transbuddha guys. They'll be pleased to know they're on the quirky hit parade.

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The Unbearable Quirkiness of the Unstoppable Charm Of Zooey Deschanel

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 19:42:42 EDT

@SharonTaint: No... Miranda outquirked -- outcreeped? -- Zooey with the middle-school tag-team blow-job scene in meandyouandeveryoneweknow. But I don't know, maybe the unrated version of bridge to terabithia will prove me wrong.

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The Unbearable Quirkiness of the Unstoppable Charm Of Zooey Deschanel

Conrad — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 19:29:46 EDT

What's wrong with LSD? You can't get addicted to LSD, nor is it a narcotic. You take a dose and a day later you are immune, than another day goes buy and you are back to being able to use it again. It is by far, one of the most interesting drugs in existence. It's effects on sight, and persona are interesting enough, but the psychopharmalogical effects themselves are just neat.

Conrad

The Unbearable Quirkiness of the Unstoppable Charm Of Zooey Deschanel

SharonTaint — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 19:28:00 EDT

also, i am kind of hoping she becomes a real life Baby Jane.

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The Unbearable Quirkiness of the Unstoppable Charm Of Zooey Deschanel

SammyBeesWax — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 19:10:05 EDT

"Goes shopping at a store called "Dream Articles Apparel For People""
Bitch already sounds like she's got a narc problem - it's called a sprinkling of coke on my Froot Loops, followed by a glass of OJ laced with liquid LSD for breakfast.
With a name like Zooey she's got to be tripping her tits off.

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The Unbearable Quirkiness of the Unstoppable Charm Of Zooey Deschanel

Snakeophelia — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:40:29 EDT

Sounds like one incredibly annoying person. Oh, and as for the narcotic abuse - I figure that'll start as soon as she sees the first wrinkle and realizes she can't pull off pigtails and saddles shoes anymore.

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The Unbearable Quirkiness of the Unstoppable Charm Of Zooey Deschanel

Conrad — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:24:00 EDT

They sell penguins at Farmer's Markets? Can you even eat penguin? Legally, I mean.

Conrad

The Unbearable Quirkiness of the Unstoppable Charm Of Zooey Deschanel

SharonTaint — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:22:15 EDT

i'm beginning to think she and Miranda July are the same person...

SharonTaint