<![CDATA[Jezebel Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel Comments]]> http://jezebel.com Fri, 09 May 2008 15:33:27 EDT Fri, 09 May 2008 15:33:27 EDT http://jezebel.com <![CDATA[Plus-Size Bridal On An Anorexic Budget: Now At A Mall Near You]]> http://jezebel.com/389048/plussize-bridal-on-an-anorexic-budget-now-at-a-mall-near-you I have never understood "plus sized" bridal dresses... why so fugly? Just take a regular dress and size it up! Oh, but that's too much like right.

::shakes head::

ceejeemcbeegee (AKA!)

]]> 39:389048:c5622695 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:33:27 EDT <![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan: Leaning Tower Of Leggings]]> http://jezebel.com/389013/lindsay-lohan-leaning-tower-of-leggings @Macloserboy: Can't you just send her some positive vibes instead of all the mean stuff? Dude, put on your purple velvet suit and chill.

BAngieB

]]> 39:389013:c5622682 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:33:01 EDT <![CDATA[Plus-Size Bridal On An Anorexic Budget: Now At A Mall Near You]]> http://jezebel.com/389048/plussize-bridal-on-an-anorexic-budget-now-at-a-mall-near-you I am the worst at multiple commenting today, but I have to just say that I have worked as a costume designer AND as an event coordinator, and shawls/wraps/anything resembling such are the worst thing in the world for anyone who is getting up in front of people. Whether it's a wedding or a stage production, they will ALWAYS be fiddling with it. It is one of my biggest pet peeves.
/end rant.


kelsium

]]> 39:389048:c5622680 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:32:57 EDT <![CDATA[Amy Winehouse Makes Friends On Shoulder]]> http://jezebel.com/389100/amy-winehouse-makes-friends-on-shoulder In standstill traffic (look at all those cars lined up bumper-to-bumper), I'd probably out of the car and making friends with him, too.

And her expression is that of some one who has forgotten she's a celebrity. Like "Um, why are you taking my picture? Weirdo."

raylah

]]> 39:389100:c5622679 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:32:57 EDT <![CDATA[Amy Winehouse Makes Friends On Shoulder]]> http://jezebel.com/389100/amy-winehouse-makes-friends-on-shoulder @Mrs. Colbert: Does it look like Wino uses luxury hair products?

Just sayin... :)

CrazyRatLady

]]> 39:389100:c5622671 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:32:48 EDT <![CDATA[Controversial Treatment Allows Transgendered Children To Delay Puberty]]> http://jezebel.com/389030/controversial-treatment-allows-transgendered-children-to-delay-puberty In the "things it didn't heretofore occur to me to be thankful for" category:

I am so glad to be/want to be/see myself as the biological sex I was born into.

I am also glad I spent most of my time before the age 12 just seeing myself as a "kid" rather than a "girl" (or a "boy").

thenewmasses

]]> 39:389030:c5622666 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:32:33 EDT <![CDATA[Plus-Size Bridal On An Anorexic Budget: Now At A Mall Near You]]> http://jezebel.com/389048/plussize-bridal-on-an-anorexic-budget-now-at-a-mall-near-you the 'slightly maternity' one is begging for a better bra. it's also very close to looking like a nightgown.

i would like the bolero with a three-quarter length sleeve.

why is that beigey bow on the pseudo pink-tuck looking wedding dress at all? just make it a simple cummerbund thing and leave it at that.

the fishtail mermaidey rocks if you're busty on top with thinner hips. on a truly pearshaped girl, this dress would be ghastly.

the bridesmaid dress is two lace fingerless gloves away from prom circa 1987.

rednrowdy

]]> 39:389048:c5622665 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:32:33 EDT <![CDATA[Mom-To-17 Michelle Duggar Set To Birth Another Damn Baby]]> http://jezebel.com/388978/momto17-michelle-duggar-set-to-birth-another-damn-baby @treecut: That is sad, when someone's self-esteem, and worth is so wrapped up in things beyond their control.

CorporateTool

]]> 39:388978:c5622664 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:32:31 EDT <![CDATA[Mom-To-17 Michelle Duggar Set To Birth Another Damn Baby]]> http://jezebel.com/388978/momto17-michelle-duggar-set-to-birth-another-damn-baby I love this website- I have now discovered the nexus between french toast and a prolapsed uterus.

lolacat(ΩΜ)

]]> 39:388978:c5622663 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:32:24 EDT <![CDATA[Plus-Size Bridal On An Anorexic Budget: Now At A Mall Near You]]> http://jezebel.com/389048/plussize-bridal-on-an-anorexic-budget-now-at-a-mall-near-you The random pintuckes in the skirt thing is popular in all bridalwear and it makes me gag. HARD. It looks like the woman is being eaten by a bolt of fabric, and it's hideously unflattering.

biscuitdoughjones

]]> 39:389048:c5622662 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:32:20 EDT <![CDATA[Pole Dancing, Prada, & <i>Project Runway</i>: A Year In The Life Of Jezebel Jen]]> http://jezebel.com/388766/pole-dancing-prada-project-runway-a-year-in-the-life-of-jezebel-jen @stacyinbean: now youre just being picky!

ineffable.me

]]> 39:388766:c5622656 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:32:11 EDT <![CDATA[Plus-Size Bridal On An Anorexic Budget: Now At A Mall Near You]]> http://jezebel.com/389048/plussize-bridal-on-an-anorexic-budget-now-at-a-mall-near-you random pintucks are so big in wedding dresses these days, but dont do it! a) its gross. b)my friend had it on her dress and by the end of the night the pin tucks had fallen out and she had to pull up her now awkward length dress.

itsbritneybitch

]]> 39:389048:c5622653 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:31:56 EDT <![CDATA[Pole Dancing, Prada, & <i>Project Runway</i>: A Year In The Life Of Jezebel Jen]]> http://jezebel.com/388766/pole-dancing-prada-project-runway-a-year-in-the-life-of-jezebel-jen @hfree: yeah nothing goes there unless its a forever 21 knockoff or some random info about gossip girl.

ineffable.me

]]> 39:388766:c5622649 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:31:55 EDT <![CDATA[Mary J. Blige: More Comfortable In Her Clothes Than You]]> http://jezebel.com/388983/mary-j-blige-more-comfortable-in-her-clothes-than-you @tscheese: I never thought of looking for a soft drink that has the same color as my favorite alcoholic drink. Very clever!

Dadadarling

]]> 39:388983:c5622648 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:31:53 EDT <![CDATA[Mary J. Blige: More Comfortable In Her Clothes Than You]]> http://jezebel.com/388983/mary-j-blige-more-comfortable-in-her-clothes-than-you Is she leaving the New York Palace? In my worlds-colliding fantasy, she just worked out with Lily van der Woodsen and had a heart-to-heart with Serena.

twisting_incognito

]]> 39:388983:c5622647 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:31:51 EDT <![CDATA[Pole Dancing, Prada, & <i>Project Runway</i>: A Year In The Life Of Jezebel Jen]]> http://jezebel.com/388766/pole-dancing-prada-project-runway-a-year-in-the-life-of-jezebel-jen @BrutallyHonestBabes: non-raping unicorns, I hope.

stacyinbean

]]> 39:388766:c5622645 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:31:50 EDT <![CDATA[PhotoShop Of Horrors]]> http://jezebel.com/372542/photoshop-of-horrors Hey, I'm a fan of Kimora and I agree...she works out and doesn't eat and it's hard looking good all the time. When you're trying to sell a product, the celebrity wants to look their best...she doesn't have to be model skinny anymore. She wears flattering clothes that look good on her. Loved the dress she wore on the Phat fashion show.

keki84

]]> 39:372542:c5622644 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:31:50 EDT <![CDATA[Pole Dancing, Prada, & <i>Project Runway</i>: A Year In The Life Of Jezebel Jen]]> http://jezebel.com/388766/pole-dancing-prada-project-runway-a-year-in-the-life-of-jezebel-jen @zivah: Seconded. (Thirded?) Those were my favorite parts of Jezebel. Rereading them makes me nostalgic.

misssgolightly

]]> 39:388766:c5622635 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:31:40 EDT <![CDATA[Amy Winehouse Makes Friends On Shoulder]]> http://jezebel.com/389100/amy-winehouse-makes-friends-on-shoulder You missed the paper headline...

"Metro London Motorists Slow Down to Gawk at Real Live Train Wreck"

TheUptightMidwesterner

]]> 39:389100:c5622631 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:31:34 EDT <![CDATA[Plus-Size Bridal On An Anorexic Budget: Now At A Mall Near You]]> http://jezebel.com/389048/plussize-bridal-on-an-anorexic-budget-now-at-a-mall-near-you @hortense: I'd offer to read the tag for you, but apparently the post-it note used for the label fell off.

Xavoc

]]> 39:389048:c5622628 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:31:25 EDT <![CDATA[Plus-Size Bridal On An Anorexic Budget: Now At A Mall Near You]]> http://jezebel.com/389048/plussize-bridal-on-an-anorexic-budget-now-at-a-mall-near-you @hortense: i believe thats of the Heidiwood bridal line.

jenalicious

]]> 39:389048:c5622615 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:31:04 EDT <![CDATA[Mom-To-17 Michelle Duggar Set To Birth Another Damn Baby]]> http://jezebel.com/388978/momto17-michelle-duggar-set-to-birth-another-damn-baby @tscheese: Don't forget to add a dash of vanilla extract to the eggy mix too. Best.ever.

skittlbrau = baa

]]> 39:388978:c5622614 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:31:01 EDT <![CDATA[Plus-Size Bridal On An Anorexic Budget: Now At A Mall Near You]]> http://jezebel.com/389048/plussize-bridal-on-an-anorexic-budget-now-at-a-mall-near-you @stacyinbean: I stand corrected: SEQUINED STRIPED NIPPLE STICKERS

hamburgerhotdog

]]> 39:389048:c5622613 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:31:01 EDT <![CDATA[Plus-Size Bridal On An Anorexic Budget: Now At A Mall Near You]]> http://jezebel.com/389048/plussize-bridal-on-an-anorexic-budget-now-at-a-mall-near-you @DorothyZbornak: That's Irene Cara, and I'm pretty sure I know what feeling she's having.

BAngieB

]]> 39:389048:c5622608 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:30:54 EDT <![CDATA[]]> http://jezebel.com/388912/ There is such a thing as being high-functioning and still being completely addicted. The problem lies, however, in the fact that the person who possesses the addiction to sex, alcohol, whatever usually has complete tunnel-vision as to whether said addiction is actually disruptive because s/he tends to revolve life around the addiction. And the only sex addict I've been involved with insisted that he was only trying to fall in love every time he had sex. It was creepy.

Devonna

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