<![CDATA[Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> @KentVintersorg: Unfortunately I've already tried to fix the toilet, it's quite old and I live in Paris. I went to the hardware store and checked out all the inside parts they had, but they were all too big for my leetle toilet. :( My gardien (superintendent, whatever) said we need a plumber, my landlord said she'd call one.

mass romantic

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> so my roommate just went home with a guy...and i still got nada.

woe is me.

erinoherin

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> Part V

SCENE: Man Cave, The Closet, 5:10 AM

Have cell phone, am making frantic whispering call to Good Friend who introduced me to Man Candy.

ME: whothefuckisthisbish?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
GOOD FRIEND: What?
ME: whothefuckisthisbish?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
GOOD FRIEND: What?!
ME: thereisacrazybishathefrontdoorandi'minth.......
whothefuckisthisbish?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

I learn that Katrina is an ex who used to live with the Man Candy. She was dumped (unceremoniously) and got engaged to another man. When that broke off she apparently decided to come back for more Man Candy. Current status unclear, all I know is Bish is apparently drunk and has been laying in ambush for Man Candy for over an hour.

AND NOW SHE'S POUNDING ON THE FRONT DOOR OF THE MAN CAVE.

MizJenkins

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> @precipice: You could turn on the TV and act like it's no big deal. My dog gets freaked out, and it usually helps if you make other less threatening noise (music would work too) and just go about your business.

Hope that helps

eadubbs

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> This is horrifying!@MizJenkins:

marlo

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> Random question time:
How long does it take to recover from a break up? My BF of 5+ years and I hit a rocky patch and all I could think about is how much I didn't want to wallow and be depressed for a long ass time... luckily everything is smooth sailing now but I don't know how long it's going to last. :(

EKane

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> @MizJenkins: I'm loving this saga... necessito mas!

EKane

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> @zu_zu has come to terms with her lack of star: I'm jealous!

BlackFrancine

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> @Francie Nolan: They run Twilight Zone marathons every 4th of July and every New Year's.

bitingfairy needs a job

]]> <![CDATA[The Lush Life]]> Wowza. Among certain native American traditions, this kind of attachment is performed as part of the ritual Sun Dance.

/endanthropologygeekout

That said, OW! I don't like to look!

zakkagirl

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> @MizJenkins: I AM RIVETED!

BlackFrancine

]]> <![CDATA[A Case For Choosing Words Carefully When Remembering Michael Jackson]]> @DCDeva: Calm the fuck down. If you read my damned post, I said that he could have or he couldn't have. My point was that I acknowledge what he has represented to me which is not replaceable. Regardless, I think your post represents exactly what I was speaking against. Bullheadedness in the light of doubt. Get over it and we will talk when the evidence comes out. At that time I will totally admit my defeat and buy you a drink. Until then, your cynicism just stinks of asshole and corn chips.

Sincerely,

Daniele

Daniele

]]> <![CDATA[Air New Zealand Creates "Nude" Safety Video To Capture Attention Of Passengers]]> @MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治: There was butt at the end!

¡Vampiro atropellado!

]]> <![CDATA[The Lush Life]]> @VintageVixen: @Daniele: Appreciated here, too! I LOVE that whole video....

zakkagirl

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> @anniehall77: Have you read the Song of Ice and Fire series? If not, get on it! I'm just finishing The Kingdoms of Thorn and Bone series. It's pretty good. Hopefully the ending won't disappoint.
Also, only the first book of the series is out, but I recommend The Name of the Wind. It's an awesome book.

bitingfairy needs a job

]]> <![CDATA[The Lush Life]]> @Skellatrix: HILARIOUS. And the bitch really needs to smile with her eyes.

zakkagirl

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> @MizJenkins: I have to admit, this is rather fascinating.

coffeeandtv

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> @MizJenkins: OH GOD.

MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> @precipice: I PM'd you regarding the CD. Sorry, no advice on the dog.

coffeeandtv

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> @zu_zu has come to terms with her lack of star: Lucky you! Where did you see her?

rodmanstreet

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> Part IV

SCENE: Man Cave, Jersey City, 5:00 AM(!)

WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO...?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

I know, I'll hide in the closet.

MizJenkins

]]> <![CDATA[Sarah Palin: "I'm Not Wired To Operate Under The Same Old Politics As Usual"]]> @FuriousSterling: Wasilla WAS the meth capital of the country!

Atomic Monkey Mouse

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> DOG people!

I am house-sitting, this is my first night. They have a 9 month old dog here, about the size of a male Lab.

People here are shooting off crazy fireworks and it already sounds like the 4th-- he's kind of freaking out. He's downstairs somewhere whining.

What do I do? It's been years since I had a dog, and I don't know how to comfort them through the 4th!!

precipice

]]> <![CDATA[Sarah Palin: "I'm Not Wired To Operate Under The Same Old Politics As Usual"]]> @keldo: It must be her time of the month. /Beck (or O'Reilly)

Atomic Monkey Mouse

]]> <![CDATA[<del>Saturday Night</del> 4th Of July Social]]> @MizJenkins: Is there a Part IV?

coffeeandtv

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