<![CDATA[Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jezebel Comments]]> <![CDATA[]]> @sableized (just like starting over): The better to roll away with! At high velocities! *Headdesk*

The entire story literally nauseates me.

MIXED

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @audioblitz13: Funny, what stuck with me after Beauty and Beast was that she was locked up by the guy, then, falls in love. Never mind she is LOCKED UP and forbidden to leave his home. I don't feel the love. The beauty message is valuable but I think that movie is problematic in soo many ways.

ILiketheWord'Pugilist'

]]> <![CDATA[Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry]]> What is pumpling pie? Is it pumpkin and something else? Are the pralines being served by themselves, like peanuts, as a snack?

I'm not a cook and only know how to read fast food short hand. Which is both bad and good but I see I need to broaden my food horizons.

AfroJezeBella

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Dauphine: i was thinking she'd make an awesome dalek!

stoopidgirl

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Mary McCarthyite: I'd love to go. I'm in Williamsburg but LES is pretty easy for me.

futuremouse

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @SlayBelle: Not to mention Fables, Transmetropolitan, Alan Moore's Top 10, the Books of Magic, Scott Pilgrim...!

wealhtheow

]]> <![CDATA[Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry]]> Now all I can think about is dumplings.

frankie22

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @mcpm: KROQ Love Lines! religiously. back when it was him and The Poorman. I'm old and I'm proud!

#tips

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[The Return Of Bridezilla]]> Cockermouth? But I just met her!!!

Bahahahaha! Tip your waitresses, and try the veal - I'll be here 'til Sunday!

mariamariamaria

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Haystacks: Snork! No seriously, laughing over here. Thanks for the image, now I'll never get it out of my brain. *

euterpe35

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @AfroJezeBella: Only the once? Be still, my heart.

BestEuphemismEver

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @sisterofbonnie: didn't she have a show already?

sayah

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @nacktmusik: chomp chomp!

milominderbinder

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Is there gear?
*gets excited about Disney gear for the first time since Aladdin*

Rooo sez BISH PLZ

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @PaigeTurner: [www.someecards.com]

BestEuphemismEver

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @LovelyHue: I figured he just lost a big bet.

Bettiespork

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @sassyredhead: You're tellin' me sister. Freedom to the proletariat. Barring that. Freedom to the Happy Hour.

#tips

TransFat

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Apollonia: I would say you need to have an above 3.0 unless you're stellar in other aspects , the middle 50% of the past incoming freshman class had gpa's in the range of 4.2.-4.4. And UF has more IB kids than any other college. I don't think they need to shift that many numbers around to look better, they get a lot of really qualified applicants.

milominderbinder

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @badmutha: I know. I'm so excited. We're gonna kick some A&M ass this year.

futuremouse

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @polypam:

That was cute! :)

dangerslut

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Trystero: Oooooooooooooooooooh.

MargaretMoony

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @applejuice: I get a mental image of a really nasty ob gyn chair.

sayah

]]> <![CDATA[Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing]]> "...connect with people on a level"? what is a level? "pierce heartstrings" none of this sounds good. oh paula...if I was the boss of the world you would need to come up with a better plan than that to get your own show.

sisterofbonnie

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @concertina: Bzuh? I'm discussing the topic! Isn't that what a comments section is for? :-/

napalmnacey is an angry feminist

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @BestEuphemismEver: Always a gentlemen, except for that one time where he sued her, but you know.

AfroJezeBella

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