<![CDATA[Jezebel: Wow]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Wow]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/wow http://jezebel.com/tag/wow <![CDATA[Awesome Nerd Grandma Rules At Warcraft]]> Marthazon is a 70-year-old grandmother who's also a guildmaster in World of Warcraft. In an interview with WoW Insider, she explains that while her daughter got her into WoW, she's been a tech nerd forever: More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5877969&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Lightning-Fast Jump Rope Champ Makes The Sport Look Positively Orgasmic]]> Wow, lady. Wow. Obviously, first and foremost, this is an insanely amazing display of athletic skill. But also, it seems like jumping rope is incredibly… stimulating? More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5856144&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Police Officer Delivers Baby In McDonald's Bathroom]]> Police officer James Kneipp just happened to be driving by a Newark, NJ McDonald's when a patron got his attention and caused him to pull over. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5823684&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[World's Most Pierced Woman Weds In Holey Matrimony]]> Elaine Davidson, who has about 6,925 piercings, was wed in Edinburgh, Scotland, on Wednesday. Ms. Davidson was born in Brazil and is a former nurse who does not drink or use drugs. When she was examined by a Guinness World Record official in May 2000, she had 462 piercings, 192 of which were in her face. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5810682&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Woman Kicked Out Of Theater For Texting Leaves Angry Voicemail]]> A woman was kicked out of a movie theater in Austin, Texas for texting during a movie — a theater, might we add, that warns of the consequences of said behavior repeatedly. The joke pretty much writes itself, right? Not exactly. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5809469&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Here Is A Tattoo In Which A Penis Leaking Semen Spells Out The Name Jezebel [NSFW]]]> Happy Friday morning, everyone! More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5807985&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The Most Amazing Eyeshadow Application You'll See All Week]]> This one is Nightmare Before Christmas, but Katie Alves has also portrayed The Lion King, Aladdin, and Alice In Wonderland. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5805947&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[No More Ventilator for Gabrielle Giffords]]> Just a week after being shot, Arizona Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords is breathing on her own! She remains in critical condition but is fighting back hard. Docs have installed a tracheotomy tube and will now look for signs she can speak. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5734636&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Oldest African-American Woman Dies at Age 113]]> Shreveport, Louisiana resident Mississippi Winn, the oldest African-American woman in America, has died at age 113. She never married, which suggests she was wise long before reaching old age (LOL). More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5734357&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Watch This Woman Swallow a Sword]]> Virginia-based tattoo artist Charon Henning travels around the country in a vintage trailer with her husband, doing the Renaissance Faire and festival circuit and impressing the crowds by performing her signature stunt—the sword swallow. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5728446&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ A new study has found that British men...]]> A new study has found that British men who share the same surname have a 24% chance of being related. Science! [UPI] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5061002&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[New York NOW President Calls Ted Kennedy A Traitor; Obama A "Psychological Gang Banger"]]> The National Organization for Women's New York State chapter president Marcia Pappas just went apeshit on Ted Kennedy for endorsing the "new guy," Barack Obama. "Women have forgiven Kennedy, stuck up for him, stood by him, hushed the fact that he was late in his support of Title IX, the ERA, the Family Leave and Medical Act," and also blah, blah, No Child Left Behind, Medicare something. "And now the greatest betrayal! We are repaid with his abandonment! He's picked the new guy over us." Did I mention she also called it the "ultimate betrayal"? She also goes off on Kucinich lovers, Alternet, Progressive Democrats of America, democrats.com and Howard Dean for tolerating Obama. Why does she so loathe Barack? Well, according to a press release she wrote two weeks ago, it's because he's guilty of teaming up with John Edwards to "psychologically gang bang" Hillary. More »
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