Would You Have Sex With This Chic Fashion Santa? Ellie Shechet12/10/15 2:55pmFiled to: Would U?sexy santafashion santasanta claussexchristmaspolls2114EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkGIF Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.AdvertisementThe Internet has been lit ablaze over Paul Mason, a Canadian model with a jolly white beard who is currently making appearances as “Fashion Santa” at Toronto’s Yorkdale Shopping Center.Here is 2015’s sexiest Santa with some fans, in a layered, understated spin on the traditional Santa suit:Here he is pre-makeout:Here he is on the cover of a magazine:Here he is brushing his teeth:Here he is with no pants on:Wow! I mean, who doesn’t want to fuck Santa in general, right? He’s already in your living room, and he is really good with animals! “Santa’s younger brother—the thinner version,” as Fashion Santa refers to himself, would therefore seem like a no-brainer, but the Jezebel staff has some qualms:AdvertisementAdvertisementAnna Merlan: HmAnna: Yeah dudeJia Tolentino: NoSponsoredKate Dries: Would he be wearing the Santa thingKelly Faircloth: NopeJoanna Rothkopf: Could I shave his beardMe: That’s between you and himAdvertisementKate Dries: Ummmmm, maybeKate: It depends on the circumstancesAdvertisementJia: I have an anti-Santa thingJia: Can I see his dick firstAnna: The way he’s dragging that tree makes him appear sexually competentAdvertisementEmma Carmichael: I...Jia: This is my strongest no of the entire seriesAdvertisementAnna: Stronger than Ted Cruz huh JiaJia: Mayyybe yeahAdvertisementJulianne Escobedo Shepherd: He looks like the kind of East Village guy who, you go to his house and there’s an arsenal of guns in his apartment and he has cardboard over all the windowsJulianne: (NOT THAT THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME)Madeleine Davies: Would without the beardAdvertisementMadeleine: Wouldn’t with the beardJoanna: Yeah I would w/o beard, w/o Santa referencesAdvertisementJia: I like hate SantaKate: I can see having a little too much punch and feeling festive...AdvertisementJoanna: Christmas spirit is hot Santa’s biggest aphrodisiac I betJoanna: Picture him nude with just a long beard and hairKelly Faircloth: Honestly I would fuck a jolly fat grandpa Santa before fucking a sexy hip SantaAdvertisementKelly: Sexy hip Santa is trying too hardClover Hope: Santa’s a creepAdvertisementWow, turns out the war on Christmas is real! Would you allow this generous senior to investigate your chimney?Last time on Would U?, we asked: Would you have sex with the newly-bearded Paul Ryan? 47% answered “No, I would never have sex with Paul Ryan,” 30% said “Yes, his beard changed everything,” 19% said “Yes, I would have sex with any version of Paul Ryan,” and 4% said “No, that beard would give me a rash.” Contact the author at email@example.com.AdvertisementImage via screenshot/Giphy; animation by Bobby Finger.