Here's a costume idea that's more horrifying than an a decapitated Twerking Miley Cirus who can't stop twerking. Plus, all you need is an adorable floral dress and the desire for your very own HBO show!
I would say "Oh, poor 300 sandwiches lady!" but I'm pretty sure she's getting a book deal out of this and I paid a portion of last month's rent in one dollar bills, so. Welcome to the NYT Best Sellers list; I already pre-orded my copy on Amazon!