Maybe If We All Work Together, We Can Stop The Abomination Known As Rachel Zoe

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Maybe If We All Work Together, We Can Stop The Abomination Known As Rachel Zoe

rachelzoe071807.jpgRadar reports that stylist terrible, Ms. Rachel Zoe Rosenzweig, she of the prominent clavicle and pill-pushing rumors, is making a comeback. She was in the January issue of W; Rosario Dawson gushes about her in the current issue of Bust (perhaps RZR is to blame for the questionable boots?), and rumors swirl that she's about to get a huge write-up in the New York Times Magazine.

United we stand, divided we fall, people. This is like when there's a big storm and all the villagers help one another build a wall of sandbags. How can we keep the woman a friend of ours calls "Leatherface" from getting her pills in - and weird fashion on - the celebs we love and loathe? [Please, keep her away from Miley Cyrus! -Ed.] Suggestions welcome.
The Second Coming Of Rachel Zoe [Radar]
Earlier: Rosario Dawson: Adorable Girl (Not Sure About The Boots)

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