Turns out, this whole "dinosaur erotica" business (in case you missed it, enjoy!) isn't just an amusing internet novelty—it's actually a lucrative career for a couple of enterprising Texas college students. Christie Sims and Alara Branwen (not their real names) only started writing and self-publishing erotica a year or so ago, and they've both already managed to quit their day jobs and write about velociraptor schlong full-time. For money. American human money. In other news, WHAT AM I EVEN DOING WITH MY LIFE.
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