Woman Shoots Up a McDonald's Because of a Burger; Is Headed to McJail

If someone asks for bacon on their burger, that means they want bacon on their burger. Capiche?

I’m sure this McDonald’s in Grand Rapids, Michigan, gets it after a woman decided to shoot up their location because her burger was missing its requested bacon—twice. That’s right, twice, including after she got a free meal because a minimum wage worker who is definitely not overworked forgot to put it on the second time and basically needs to find a new career if he/she is going to go around fucking up everyone’s burgers and lives like that. It’s inexcusable, really.

You might expect (and you’d be right) that the woman is going to jail; as you do when you shoot up a McDonald’s for a piece of missing bacon. Luckily, no one was hurt.