Woman Calls Emergency Services to Regulate Her Ice Cream SprinklesMark Shrayber6/11/14 6:30pmFiled to: PSA596EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkSprinkles are serious business, and this police recording of a woman demanding that something be done about an ice cream vendor's generosity proves that you don't ever fuck with anyone's dessert toppings. (Please don't call the police for this. Please.)Previously, a woman called the police to get her waffle regulated (not a euphemism) and a woman threatened to shoot up a Burger King for not having fresh Cinnabons (which is actually good product placement because I went to a Burger King on Sunday and ordered a Cinnabon. It was okay. I did not threaten violence), but this woman demanding that she be given the set amount of sprinkles which she is entitled to (because JUSTICE!) really takes the cake —ice cream?