Jezebel: Winston

Winston The Cat Joins Twitter

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 11:20:00 EDT

Unhampered by his lack of opposable thumbs, Rich's cat Winston has started Tweeting @winstonbananas. Just don't unfollow Rich on Twitter, because he has "a complex about my mentally challenged pet being way cooler than I'll ever be." [Four Four] More »

The Kitty Bait-And-Switch

Sadie Stein — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 17:30:00 EDT

The antics (or, in this case, slow-witted antics) of Rich's cat Winston never get old. Dog lovers, these psychological games can work on your pets, too! [FourFour] More »

Winston Interviews Top Model Allison

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:30:00 EDT

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Rich's cat Winston scored an exclusive interview with Allison Harvard, the big-eyed runner-up from ANTM Cycle 12, in which the pair talk about her weave, foreign policy, and of course, Tyra. More »

What A Thriller

Anna Holmes — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:20:00 EDT

This video deserves a certain someone's animated Michael Jackson GIF. [FourFour] More »

Strange Fruit

Anna Holmes — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:20:00 EST

At left: What happens when pussy meets phallus. (Don't blame us; Rich did it!) The only thing that would make this better is if Rich shot the footage with a night-vision camera. [fourfour] More »

FourFour blogger and fellow Pot Psychologist...

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:40:00 EDT

FourFour blogger and fellow Pot Psychologist Rich Juzwiak has teamed up with streetwear company Neighborhoodies to create a line of pop-culture referencing T-shirts. Our personal favorite is the one to the left, "Swan Is My Co-Pilot," based on Swan Brooner from one of the best documentaries of all time, Living Dolls: The Making of a Child Beauty Queen. But there's also a Tyra shirt, a Jodeci shirt, Winston and Rudy shirts, and a Stevie B shirt, a freestyle artist whose music can often be heard at the Jersey shore. [Neighborhoodies] More »

Winston Light

Anna Holmes — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:45:00 EDT

Winston got weeded! His owner, Rich Juzwiak of FourFour (and, of course, Pot Psychology), has taken the famous, fuzzy feline to the groomer to give him some relief from the summer heat. Check out the awesome video diary and captioned stills documenting his close shave here. [FourFour] More »

"How Do I Tell My Boyfriend About My Yeast Infection?"

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs. Really.) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like abortion scams, diabetic drinkers, and rim jobs. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)
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"Should I Tell My Boyfriend About My Incest Fantasies?"

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:20:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like incest fantasies, rape fantasies, and friends with bad teeth. (And this time, someone sent us dick pics!!!) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)
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How To Lick A Pussy

Slut Machine — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:20:00 EST

Here's a little Valentine's love letter from internet celebrity cats Rudy and Winston. "Even though the joke is, 'LOL gay cats!!!', I don't actually think that's what's going on. I think it's more like, 'LOL, look at how Rudy helps out his retarded brother.'" Enjoy! More »