Mindy Kaling sat down for Marissa A. Ross's "Wine Time" series to take a crack at wine-tasting. The two, dressed like Paul Giamatti and Thomas Haden Church from Sideways because duh, indulged in a Francis Ford Coppola Diamond Collection (which sounds more like a Godfather-themed crystal figurine set at Kay Jewelers) Silver Label 2012 Pinot Noir.

And yes, that is a Bridget Jones poster and an ice cream sandwich pillow.

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