In today's Tweet Beat, George Takei delivers a CLASSIC joke about your time of the month, Justin Bieber is just shy and Roseanne Barr defines the patriarchy.
Yes, but you can't. Your twitter info says you are from LA. RT @YisGodfrey can a Jersey dude get a follow back?
— Cory Booker (@CoryBooker) May 8, 2014
— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) May 8, 2014
Tutting around the W.Village in my fake engagement ring like bloop.
— Xosha Kai Roquemore (@XoshaRockstar) May 8, 2014
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) May 8, 2014
Weird but I was getting my nails done and I have no clue what colors are good for this spring. Wow iam a mom! come on dani!!!
— Danielle Jonas (@daniellejonas) May 8, 2014
Why don't THESE tweets ever end up on Jezebel? #MildlyFamousProblems
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWritesStuff) May 8, 2014
Patriarchy is Dicktarded Matriarchy. Time now 4 male female synthesis, post gender thought. Intelligence becomes Binah.
— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 8, 2014
"A choreographed dance to the Game Of Throne's theme song, for tha boy." -Me, flirting.
— shannonwoodward (@shannonwoodward) May 8, 2014
Junior Mints are only eaten in the dark.
— Augusten Burroughs (@augusten) May 8, 2014
It looks like green hair and mechanical horses are the thing now 👀
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) May 8, 2014
— Oprah Winfrey (@Oprah) May 8, 2014
Typo. Question is posed on my last tweet pic.twitter.com/POvjyQd5JM
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) May 8, 2014
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) May 8, 2014
Went to new strip club on Sunset "Someone's Daughter." Not so great. Guys keep jumping on stage covering strippers with jackets.
— Adam McKay (@GhostPanther) May 8, 2014
Some public bathrooms have toilet seat covers but less and less these days. In some places I think they don't because it is chic not to.
— Judd Apatow (@JuddApatow) May 8, 2014
Seth Rogan sorry I didnt bow down when I asked 2 meet u was probably a bit shy and didn't want to be over the top but still. love ur movies.
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) May 8, 2014
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