This is a call for our society to come together and figure out what exactly is going on here, because even though NewNowNext writes that it’s Rita Ora singing Adele’s “Hello” in a language she spontaneously “made up” on Capital FM, it’s possible that something more supernatural is going on like some form of glossolalia that should be studied by a world-class group of neurologists and theologians and Ritabots.

Sayana skolla moscado.


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