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Welcome to Titanic Wednesday. It is what it sounds like—a day to talk about the 1997 Academy Award-winning film Titanic.

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Have you ever found yourself in an entirely hypothetical situation that made you look around and say, “Fuck, what if I’m in the last hour and a half of the Academy Award winning motion picture Titanic, directed by James Cameron?” Hasn’t everyone, at one time or another?

And so here is a quiz to help you determine your place in the unfolding crisis. Consider it a disaster horoscope, of sorts—not quite your destiny, so much as a helpful way of thinking about your current situation. Good luck out there to those of you in peril on the sea.