"Lindsay Lohan is the star of the film, but she was a no-show at the Los Angeles premiere of The Canyons," proclaimed the Daily Mail proudly on Wednesday. "So in her absence, her co-star Tenille Houston made sure all eyes were on her with a racy outfit choice." While Tenilee Houston's cleavage is "ample" and stunning, what's more interesting is Lohan's current publicity deal that allows her to just not attend movie premieres. Considering this is her most recent attempt at fame based on actual work and not just being photographed lying around a gutter, how is she just missing the premieres for the only movie she's done since a cameo appearance in Scary Movie 5?
After being rejected from SXSW, The Canyons opened in New York last weekend, and had its Los Angeles premiere Tuesday night. It will open at the Venice Film Festival in late August. Lohan has showed up at neither U.S. premiere.