What Would a Wes Anderson Slasher Movie Look Like? Totally Charming

The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders may never become a feature-length horror movie, but that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t become a feature-length horror movie. In fact, Wes Anderson should only be allowed to direct horror movie remakes for the next ten years, just as cosmic reimbursement for living in his hyper-stylized fantasy world of retro technology, bold colors, and sharp geometric lines. Also, Edward Norton will from now on be playing the role of Owen Wilson in everything.