As you have perhaps heard, Supreme Court has done something about gay marriage! This is a big deal, because for some reason a vocal group of heterosexuals have prevented gay people from getting married, even though us straights aren’t even using the dang institution for anything! Rude! After a rough week of ass-backwards decision-making, you may have felt a great deal of fear surrounding today’s gay marriage opinions. Don’t you fret! I’m here to explain.