Some awards ceremony is going on in Los Angeles right now, with a bunch of people all dressed up fancy, handing each other shiny little gold men and thanking long lists of people you've never heard of ever. But I'm not sure why anyone is even bothering with all that, since the most important film awards have already been announced—The Razzies.
Ahh, The Razzies. This is indeed my favorite part of the year in film. What better way to honor an industry that made up of thousands of people and entertains millions around the world than by saying "JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THIS HOT MESS OF CRAP YOU PEOPLE DUMPED ON THE PUBLIC?"