Do they give out black belts online? Because I can't think of any other explanation for this.

My friend — who fancies herself a martial arts expert because she's watched a lot of her little sister's practices — says that the dudes holding the boards are doing it all wrong, so that's probably part of it. They need to hold the board still, but they're moving back with it. Allegedly. I don't know, but I really hope that little girl is alright.