What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

This past week was Haute Couture Week in Paris, and you know what that means: lots of celebrities sat in chairs for 45-minute intervals, gazing upon garments that cost more than your rent for a month. They also had to dress up in order to do so.

In the spirit of FASHION, here are what celebrities and fashion luminaries wore to some of the most prestigious couture shows:

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

First up, Versace. Jennifer Lopez is so beautiful and wonderful that she was able to look amazing in this terrifying half-pant half-maxi-skirt futuristic bustier contraption.

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

Other non-J. Lo humans in attendance: "It girl" Helena Bordon in a belted boyshirt (sure, why not), French Vogue editor and occasional North West babysitter Carine Roitfeld was stunning and sensual in a sheer shirt, Nina Dobrev of the Vampire Diaries wore a printed minidress.

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

Onto Chanel: Kristen Stewart debuted her new haircut, along with some mesh pants and a crop top. She made several facial expressions.

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

Lily Collins wore a glittery pencil skirt and a floral top, looked v. chic.

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

Dakota Johnson, soon to be of Fifty Shades fame, wore leather pajamas. Very E. L. James? Sort of? Idk.

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

The morning of the Chanel show, Jared Leto looked in the mirror and said, "Yes, yes, this is what I shall wear to the fashion event. These jeans. The golden ones."

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

Other attendees: Harper's Bazaar Russia editor Miroslava Duma went as a futurist pop-tart, Taiwanese actress Kwai Lun-Mei looked very regal and appliqued, French music producer/model Caroline de Maigret was more mod and understated.

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

Formal pants: model Alice Dellal, all fitted and floral, Korean pop star Lee Chae-rin looking like the coolest chick in the entire universe, Chinese actress Zhou Xun remaining beauteous despite her rather unfortunate misshapen tweed jacket.

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

Aaaaaaand Dior: here's Emma Watson in a rather experimental architectural dress with a sheer underbelly. I cannot understand how her shoes work.

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

Jennifer Lawrence wore a simple, minimalistic printed top (with copious side-boob, not pictured). Also, one of those weird Dior pearl earrings.

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

Charlize Theron looked like a statuesque goddess who was hanging out with Sean Penn for some reason.

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

Marion Cotillard! In a ruffly LBD with printed accents! Lovely!

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

Some ~funkier~ looks: Russian "It" girl Elena Perminova looking like she's going on a space picnic, designer Ulyana Sergeenko in quite the hat, Anna Dello Russo in a v. bold silhouette.

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

Helena Bordon wore a graphic top, jewelry designer Bao Bao Wan opted for Business Sexual, and the ever-gorgeous Zhang Ziyi was all sleek and composed. Again, I am puzzled by the shoes. They are marvels of physics.

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

ON TO VALENTINO: Kim Kardashian was there, in a really low-cut dress that got rained on a bit. It's not the most exciting garment that's ever been donned.

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

Emma Watson looked sooooooo good and edgy in a leather jacket over a sheer maxi skirt/bra combination. 100 times YES.

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

In longer gowns: stylist Anya Ziourova, Anna Dello Russo, and designer Lulu Tan in that music notes dress Katy Perry wore to the Grammys.

What Celebrities Wore to This Week's Couture Shows

Today, in hmmm: art director Sofia Sanchez Barrenechea in a fur hoodie, Lee Chae-Rin in a pile of bump-its, "It girl" Cosima Ramirez in a Little Red Riding Hood outfit.

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