We now know who Lindsay Lohan may or may not have fucked in Hollywood, but how about future conquests?

An enterprising Tumblr user has come up with Lohan's To-Fuck List, and the results - like Lindsay herself, and her "actual" rap sheet - contain multitudes. Personally, I want her to score with Liam Hemsworth, just because the ensuing drama with Miley Cyrus would be her best performance yet. Mr. Clean and THE SNUGGLE LAUNDRY BEAR are also good choices.