Jezebel: Wet 'n Wild

Shejaculation: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Gush

Slut Machine — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:00:00 EST

When I first heard about female ejaculation, I thought it was a bullshit myth invented by women who accidentally pee during sex, and one supported by fetishists who wanted to believe in it — until it happened to me. I was 25 and had been having sex for about 8 years (not consistently, I should say). I have no idea why my body chose that moment — in the middle of a reverse cowgirl with some dude I'd just met a few hours before — to bust out its new parlor trick; in fact, there were a lot of things that confused me about what happened, like, "Where did that fluid come from and what is it? Is there something wrong with me? How did this happen? And why did it feel good?" (Warning: There's a medical diagram after the jump that's NSFW.) More »

Reader Roundup

Jessica G. — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 16:50:00 EST

Best Comment of the Day, in response to A New Makeup Straight Out Of Your Wet 'N Wildest Dreams!: "I hate mineral makeup. It is the Atkins diet of makeups." We say: does it make you gassy just like Atkins does? • Worst, in response to Being A Bitch Will Save The World: "I'm not a bitch! I'm not a 'real' bitch or one of those insecure bitches. I'm just not a bitch...and I don't like bitches much either." We say: to quoth Steel Magnolias, "If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me." We're guessing you wouldn't be very fun to sit next to.

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A New Makeup Straight Out Of Your Wet 'N Wildest Dreams!

Moe — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:30:00 EST

Wet 'N Wild is doing a line of mineral makeup. Thank you, Gods! Finally, a line of mineral makeup for the people who really are too drunk to wash their faces before bed and too old to feel comfortable doing this anymore and therefore willfully buy into the myth that mineral makeup won't seep into your pores in your sleep no matter how long it's been since you changed your pillowcase. Because I know a few of those people, and they definitely can't afford to shop at Sephora. [More »

Beauty without financial cruelty.

eurotrash — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:39:50 EST

We are HUGE fans of Wet N Wild cosmetics, particularly their Mega Liner liquid eyeliner which comes in a whole bunch of fabulous colors, and which unlike many other liquid eyeliners out there, is actually easy to use and won't leave you looking like Audrey Hepburn, should she ever have decided to become a clown. More »