It’s my pleasure to inform all of you that, after taking a hard turn far too late, Titanic has smashed into the Netflix catalogs of all American subscribers. James Cameron’s epic film about the dangers of traveling in third class (and trusting Victor Garber) is available to stream for the forseeable future on all your Netflix-connected devices.
Watch it on your television while eating take out and toasting a glass of cheap champagne to the screen! Watch it on your iPhone while having a luxurious weekend bowel movement! Watch it on your laptop while Gchatting about how much you hate Rose’s mother in another tab! But whatever you do, take the diamond out of the coat before putting the coat on her.